/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12147923]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ftTzHE6jXo
Sir *BEEP BEEP* we are most happiest to inform you that we now accept payment in Bitcoin Sanjeev Vision. *PRRRRRRT*

One tea? Yes sir, that will be 3 BSV. For you I will make special price, only 2.8 BSV.

[Anonymous No.12148007]

[Anonymous No.12148147]

yes sirs
sanjay endorse stinky rock tea

[BSV is Bitcoin No.12148150]

fucking lulz

[Anonymous No.12148198]

Very good deal sir, I will trade you 1 billions rupees for .2 SV in year 2019

[Anonymous No.12148204]

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

[Anonymous No.12148232]

>>12147923
Sirs remember to do the needful and drink lots of milk. It will make you stiff for the upcoming sacred gold cow running. Vishnu bless.

[Anonymous No.12148277]

>>12147923
name is raja

i tell you it

bitcoin sv very cheap

you dont understantet

[Anonymous No.12148530]

>>12147923
Sirs you are being disrespectful to my culture sirs. I am Indian and you are exaggerating our accents sirs. Go back to /pol/ this is no place for silly times sirs

[Anonymous No.12148781]

>>12147923
>stinky rock tea

[Anonymous No.12148893]

>>12147923

Holy kek

[Anonymous No.12148920]

>>12148147
Oops, meant to quote you.

lol, I just noticed the sign behind him has writing in Japanese scripts. He must get a lot of Japanese tourists