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[Anonymous No.12144074]

Hey biz bros, I'm finally in southeast Asia, I'm pre gaming with Jameson because I want to go to the gogo bars 1 block away but I'm nervous as fuck. I'm I'm about to lose my virginity tonight bros I think I'm just going to have to be shitfaced to get the courage. I'm so fucking nervous.

I went out last night and could not go through with it because i stayed sober.

[Anonymous No.12144079]

soi cowboy?

[Anonymous No.12144082]

>>12144074
u can do this based sex touristanon. keep us posted with pics

[Anonymous No.12144085]

Fuck sorry guys not sure why the pic came out sideways

[Anonymous No.12144095]

>>12144079
No I'm in the Philippines

[Anonymous No.12144098]

where is asia are you?
i usually go to dating sites before going there so i can have a few nice girls to fuck, hookers give you STDs so make sure you use a condom .
You can try tinder.

[Anonymous No.12144105]

>>12144095
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.12144109]

jesus christ anon have you prepared? first thing before you go anywhere hide all of your fucking shit

[Anonymous No.12144110]

>>12144082
Will do, I already feel better posting here. This place is so different I think doing something familiar like posting on biz is soothing my autism

[Anonymous No.12144155]

>>12144109
I'm prepared fren, all my usd will be in a safe and I'm only bringing out about 9k peso which is close to 200 usd. But that should be enough to get me a hit one until the sun comes up

[Anonymous No.12144201]

>>12144098
I have condums, tinder here is all ladyboys I even invited one to my hotel because she was hot but Las minute she says she is ladyboy so I cancel.

[Anonymous No.12144242]

>>12144074
You'll probably drink too much and not be able to get it up.

[Anonymous No.12144263]

>>12144242
Then I'll go out and buy cialis from one of the hawkers. I'm going to lose my fucking virginity tonight.

[Anonymous No.12144279]

>>12144263
r u in phillippines by yourself? also if and when i go i want to get teens if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.12144281]

>>12144074

Describe what you look like for us.

[Anonymous No.12144290]

>>12144155
>>12144201
good luck friend

[Anonymous No.12144295]

>>12144105
kek he’ll be fine you asshole. OP, just wear protection and don’t come off like a mamas boy. Just be chill and funny. Just be as chill as you would be if you had a puff of ganja. Just don’t look like a bitch or chicks will use you.

[Anonymous No.12144296]

>>12144281
6'2" blonde hair blue eyes. Overweight at 270 lbs but not obese.

[Anonymous No.12144306]

>>12144095
>>12144155
R.I.P.

[Anonymous No.12144310]

>>12144263
Imo do that anyway, GL anon.

[Anonymous No.12144311]

>>12144296

Big lad. K well I've never been to Phillipines, how safe do you feel there?Wear protection

[Anonymous No.12144312]

>>12144295
idk why I wrote just so many times. Anyway, go get your dick OP and don’t drink too much. Be confident. Pound her pussy, She’s your whore.

[Anonymous No.12144315]

>>12144281
fuck it, post your pic OP, blur your eyes if you need too.

[Anonymous No.12144322]

>>12144279
If your asking what I think your asking you will either be blackmailed for every peso you have or be ass raped in a Filipino prison for years.

[Anonymous No.12144345]

>>12144322
im not thinking what you think im thinking

[Anonymous No.12144349]

>>12144311
Protection is a must for me, so far I feel safe, hotel has armed guards at the door, there are guards with shotguns that walk the red light district and a police pick up truck drives up and down the road with officers in the back ready to jump out.

[Anonymous No.12144356]

>>12144074
get some fucking amphetamines (shabu) brah. you'll be fucking anything that moves all day and night

[Anonymous No.12144361]

>>12144349
Serious question, why not just fuck a hooker where u live? Assuming u live in the us

[Anonymous No.12144416]

>>12144361
Because it's not a regulated and accepted industry with infrastructure that supports it. In the us to get a sure thing with a hottie i would have to go through agencies and pay 1000 usd for an hour. Here I can see the girls In person and sit with them and chat and negotiate ahead of time. If I offer one 5k peso ( a little under 100 usd) she will say until morning and probably be hard to get rid of the next day. Add the barfine of 3k peso and that's $160 to be with a girl j could never be with naturally for 12 or more hours

[Anonymous No.12144420]

>>12144416
Anon be sure to include taking pictures of her in the negotiation

[Anonymous No.12144426]

Ok bros last kne before heading out, im still nervous as fuck. I'll try to keep all of you updated. Its 8 PM here so I have to go soon or the koreans will take the good ones.

[Anonymous No.12144453]

>>12144426
just do it you fagguette!!
even the biggest incels I know do well in sea

[Anonymous No.12144460]

>>12144416
>1000 per hour
Bullllllshit. Good agencies with hotties will be 250 300 at most. Granted they wont stay with you overnight but white girls are way hotter. Its better if it isnt regulated anyway, keeps prices down look at nevada its crazy expensive over there. Plus some girls will let you bareback them if they are indy

[Anonymous No.12144475]

I T ' S

[Anonymous No.12144505]

>>12144460
>300 USD
That's the hourly rate for FOB apartment Asians in the US. You don't get anything close to two hours for that price, let alone 12. I don't know where you're finding attractive white whores for that price.

Hell, to fuck actually attractive Koreans instead of SEA and chinks, I have to go through an agency in Chicago that screens you by calling your employer and confirming you work there. If they get raided and the police get your info, just hope they don't have any interest in arresting Johns.

[Anonymous No.12144515]

>>12144416
Have you never heard of the bunny ranch in nevada?

[Anonymous No.12144523]

>>12144505
>Imagine actually having to pay for pussy
>Imagine a whorehouse calling your wagecuck office to confirm you're really receiving wagecuck bux
Y I K E S

[Anonymous No.12144529]

>>12144515
They're ugly as fuck. Granted OP might end up with an ugly flip, the ranch has a bunch of 30 year old whores that aged like milk. If he wanted to splash for hot white women, he could've gone to a bordello in Europe, but that's a much more expensive trip.

[Anonymous No.12144550]

DON'T DO IT, THEY HAVE AIDS OP YOU FUCKING MORON, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO VEGAS AND GET AN ESCORT?!

[Anonymous No.12144597]

>>12144550
Bro it's so fucking hard to get aids through vaginal sex without a condom, with a condom its impossible, the odds are in my favor.

[Anonymous No.12144598]

>>12144523
We're on a /biz/ thread about OP mongering in the Philippines to lose his virginity. If you don't know anything about whores, don't spread disinfo just because you're a normalfag.

[Anonymous No.12144600]

Hey op don't overthink this. You don't really lose anything. Just chill, go with the flow and enjoy the girls.

[Anonymous No.12144610]

>>12144550
Nadal the gogo bars screen their girls monthly on the slim chance one has aids and her test is not back yet there is a slimmer chance I will get it because I will use a condom.

[Anonymous No.12144630]

My personal recommendation: Tijuana. Cheap (70 dollar-ish range) sexy latinas and you get to choose.

[Anonymous No.12144635]

>>12144600
Thanks fren, I just have bad anxiety and probably mild autism so im still in the hotel but I will go out tonight. Most yogis are open 2-5 am and its coming up in 9 PM now

[Anonymous No.12144646]

>>12144345
>anon was thinking what every other anon was thinking he was thinking

[Anonymous No.12144654]

>>12144635
Don't worry fren, everything will be fine. If you are already slight drunk it'll help.

[Anonymous No.12144659]

>>12144505
>Attractive Koreans
Wtf is wrong with you??

[Anonymous No.12144667]

>>12144505
jesus christ man youre getting robbed. here in atlanta we have gangbangs that are like 150 for entry and you can cum as many times as you want all RAW and ALL HOLES

[Anonymous No.12144691]

>>12144630
Expensive.
Thailand, Philippines, Indonesia.
We're talkign 7-10/10 for just dinner, $4-$9.

[Anonymous No.12144698]

>>12144691
10 dollars for sex? no fucking way

[Anonymous No.12144704]

>>12144667
>atlanta
>gangbang

I’ve got some bad news for you

[Anonymous No.12144719]

>>12144704
yea i havent partaken in one but ive seen the party pics and the girls they pull are pretty hot just dont think going in after shes been creampied 4 times sounds like fun. i just find UTRs and bareback them by paying a little more.

[Anonymous No.12144720]

>>12144659
I don't understand your confusion.

>>12144667
>Atlanta
>gangbangs
We were talking about agencies, m8. Unless there's a gangbang agency in Georgia for business execs, it's not really comparable.

[Anonymous No.12144732]

>>12144720
agencies are bullshit anyway, all those girls were at one point independent and cheaper. go on usasexguide.nl and find your city trust me it will help you tons

[Anonymous No.12144743]

>>12144667

Don’t you have to be a black man to participate in those?

[Anonymous No.12144746]

>>12144074
Good luck anon. I just left Pattaya, Thailand a week ago. I wasn't a virgin but I did get to experience a lot of different things for the first time since I hadn't had sex a lot beforehand. Make sure you've got condoms and lube.

[Anonymous No.12144754]

>>12144732
Dude, I know about independents. I got tired of dealing with whores that keep an eye open to scam you and apartment Asians. If I want to fuck a 6/10 white girl, I can open tinder. I have yellow fever bad.

[Anonymous No.12144755]

>>12144743
no man anyone can join you just have to have references. i never have and will never pay money to fuck a black girl and we have fucking tons here in atlanta ffs

[Anonymous No.12144768]

>>12144720
Koreans are the niggers of SEA. I know what you're about to say, that Filips are the niggers. Wrong. They are the petrol-drinking abbo niggers of SEA. Indo girls top, then Nips

[Anonymous No.12144812]

>>12144768
>Indo girls top
Go back to the AKB thread, Jakharta dwelling animal.

[Anonymous No.12144840]

On bros I'm out for now see you in a bit

[Anonymous No.12144882]

>>12144840
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.12144960]

>>12144840
Remember to lick pussy first to see if it tastes of AIDS

[Anonymous No.12145001]

[Anonymous No.12145013]

>>12145001
I'm OP but I left the hotel wifi so I guess it shows a different ID

[Anonymous No.12145164]

Been few hours now, I’m a little worried about OP. Wonder if he got AIDS

[Anonymous No.12145200]

>>12145164
Probably losing his anal virginity by now.

[Anonymous No.12145219]

>>12145200
How does males feel in sea knowing that every second guy is there to pound their own females? I could not imagine the cringe. And why these men in sea are not protesting against the white trash influx. Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.12145230]

>>12145164
Hes prob dead by now.

[Anonymous No.12145370]

Is OP still alive?

[Anonymous No.12145400]

OP died of AIDS. That’s a shame because this thread was shaping up to be nice.

[Anonymous No.12145402]

>>12144667
Wait where????

[Anonymous No.12145472]

>>12144597
says the virgin
>>12144610
HMMM YES I TRUST 3RD WORLD PIMPS

[Anonymous No.12145477]

>>12145219
Not like they havn't pounded them already

[Anonymous No.12145489]

OP here.
mission accomplished
also i just got the AIDS from some drunk, middle aged bug-eater. turns out going down on him wasn't the right move.
He did pay me double though so there's that.

what do?

[Anonymous No.12145496]

>>12145489
cum over to my house ASAP my young petri dish and spread the joy of christmas in the hole of my soul

[Anonymous No.12145499]

>>12145219
they don’t care, those girls are whores to them and they cheat on all their wives and gfs.

[Anonymous No.12145504]

>>12145001
don’t let us down son

[Anonymous No.12145619]

>>12145219
The guys cheat on their wives and gfs the girls cheat on their husbands and their bfs. Also white men find darker skinned women attractive while men over there find lighter toned women attractive. Darker skin means you spend all of your time working outdoors. Lighter skin means you are probably more well off as you don't spend so much time in the sun. Men over there will make fun becsuse foreign white men only take their ugly women.

[Anonymous No.12145626]

>>12145001
are you in angeles?

[Anonymous No.12145719]

>>12145001
Op be careful in the philippines the government over there has a kill quota. Also don't dend things on bad terms with any of the people there. Don't get involved in fights. Don't draw attention to yourself and you'll have s good time. The working women all share stories in online chatrooms. They might take your picture and post it there and ask if anyone recognizes your face

[Anonymous No.12145784]

>>12145001
Also forgot to mention when you order drinks insist to pay as each dtink comes. If you wait until the end the bill might vome with axtra dtink charges that you didn't order. Disputing it often will not work. Just pay every time a drink gets delivered and they can't fuck you over.

[Anonymous No.12146061]

Bump

[Anonymous No.12146100]

>>12145784
lol that happened to my friend in china and he refused to pay the extra charges
the chinese bitch got a broom stick and started beating him, his friend knocked the chink onto the ground and they both ran for the door
they both made it out of there without getting arrested but it was sketchy

[Anonymous No.12146105]

op has been kidnapped my flip isis

[Anonymous No.12146112]

>>12146105
By*

[Anonymous No.12146131]

>>12146105
Triads operate in the Philippines too. More likely the ones who nabbed him.

I think the Hawaiian mafia used to operate a bit there too before they got dismantled, but they don't really exist anymore.

[Anonymous No.12146172]

>>12144074
Enjoy Hep C

[Anonymous No.12146182]

>>12146131
are you a gangster anon

[Anonymous No.12146213]

OP let's get an update homie

[Anonymous No.12146223]

OP is dumb as fuck
I just got back from a 6 week sex vaca in portugal/spain and fucked literally 40 hookers.
50 eur for hh for 20 year old hotties

enjoy your ladyboys, faggot

[Anonymous No.12146229]

>>12144074

OP is going to be disappointed when he finds out that the girls don't accept Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.12146522]

>>12146131
>>>12146105
> the Hawaiian mafia
Tell me more about this. Do they wear Hawaiian shirts instead of gang colors?

[Anonymous No.12146531]

OP was eaten by a sewer monster.

[Anonymous No.12146551]

>>12144074
>I think I'm just going to have to be shitfaced to get the courage.

Nooooooooooo

Have a couple to take the edge off but just do it. You don't want to be drunk.

You especially don't want to be shitfaced because they will pickpocket your wallet on the way out.

[Anonymous No.12146563]

>>12146223
spaniards too?

i seen a bunch of latinas/western europoors/some africans there but i need cute spaniards

[Anonymous No.12146573]

>>12144109
>>THIS
yeah i've woken up out of a drunken coma butt naked and EVERYTHING gone. she even took my toothbrush. but i'd prepared beforehand. banged her in my spare room a block from secure residence. only take what you intend to spend. have fun!

[Anonymous No.12146653]

>>12146563
>spaniards
>cute
ahahahahahha
maybe 1/1000

[Anonymous No.12146818]

>>12144426
godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.12147529]

he ded?

[Anonymous No.12147760]

when should we call the US embassy and report anon missing?

[Anonymous No.12147809]

>>12144296
>Overweight at 270 lbs.
Yikes, that poor prostitute.

[Anonymous No.12148425]

F

[Anonymous No.12148643]

OP i hope you found a nice qt but odds are you are getting railed by a trap so rip and let us know how his dick tasted

[Anonymous No.12148661]

Op's organs are being harvested. Rip in peace young portly man

[Anonymous No.12148692]

>get shitfaced
>can't get boner
>virginity status: intact

[Anonymous No.12149019]

hey OP here ID changed again

got a ladyboy life is good brahs

[Anonymous No.12149062]

>>12144155
don't let Duterte catch you

[Anonymous No.12149126]

rip

[Anonymous No.12149157]

>>12144155
damn, filipino money looks purdy

[Anonymous No.12149651]

>>12144074

How much of a fag do you have to be to need to drink just to approach a hooker. Christ.

When I lost my virginity the same way, by going to SEA to fuck whores, at least I did it fully sober. I also did it in Pattaya Thailand. You should visit there anon it's god tier.

[Anonymous No.12149677]

>>12144201
>she says she is ladyboy so I cancel.
wow, GAY

[Anonymous No.12149743]

>>12144426
>>12145001
>>12144074

>SEA resort city nighttime kino atmosphere

Fucking love it. Enjoy your time there OP. How long as you staying BTW?

I doubt you will be able to get an erection your first time, especially if you are drinking alchohol. You should hire a new girl each night until you can feel relaxed, you are obviously nervous as fuck about this. By your third prostitute you should be able to get it up and fuck her and enjoy it. Try hanging out in go go bars and watching nude strippers beforehand and pay to feel up their nude parts. It helps.

[Anonymous No.12149929]

He said he would be until morning so he's probably fucking like a rabbit right now dont worry frens

[Anonymous No.12150026]

>op is gone
Have fun you glorious faggot

[Anonymous No.12150157]

what happened did OP make it?

[Anonymous No.12150323]

>>12144667
Aw jeez, that sounds like a guaranteed way to get an STD.

[Anonymous No.12150363]

this is OP phone
we take him hostage in Cebu
we demand 3 oz gold by tomorrow
or we chop him up

[Anonymous No.12150442]

>>12150363
Fuck you man, we will NOT negotiate!

[Anonymous No.12150449]

>>12150363
Will you take some stinky linkies instead?

[Anonymous No.12150482]

>>12150449
WE. WILL. NOT. NEGOTIATE!

[Anonymous No.12150491]

>>12150363
post sharpie in pooper with time stamp and then we can talk

[Anonymous No.12150506]

>>12144296
>fat disgusting westerner paying to fuck gook pussy
sounds about right

[Anonymous No.12150533]

>>12144074
HAHA OP
You're in fucking MAkati.

Are you fucking such a neet?

Go to ZHostel, invite someone to go to Palawan or Boracay.

Pay 3k for their plane ticket, pay 2k for the hotel.

It's free sex and you get a tour guide.

I live over in grammarcy, right by your pic and have a few condos in BGC.

LOL

[Anonymous No.12150534]

>>12150363

[Anonymous No.12150545]

OP should've just went with the ladyboy

It's not gay if she has a feminine penis

[Anonymous No.12150558]

>>12144698
if you're white westerner it's free. If he is really 6'2 white blond hair. not sure why he's paying at all. all the girls will jump at you.

[Anonymous No.12150580]

>>12144201
have you tested a condom before? some ppl have latex allergys so its good to know before hand otherwise you might think you caught a std when its just allergic reaction.

[Anonymous No.12150608]

>>12150533
jesus christ anon...
quick, go check up on OP if you know where he's staying.

[Anonymous No.12150648]

>>12150442
>>12150482

DIS IS FWAMING DWAGON

[Anonymous No.12150695]

>>12150648

Post picture proof of OP's fat white ass.

[Anonymous No.12150712]

I am cringing on ops behalf

[Anonymous No.12150730]

>>12150363
Would you accept chainlink™ instead of gold?

[Anonymous No.12150743]

>>12150363
kek

[Anonymous No.12150756]

why

[Anonymous No.12150786]

>>12150730
only if you exchange for the asian chick and the other large white pig

[Anonymous No.12150849]

Lol
Godspeed op,
Once I was in thailand and was couchsrufing. I was hosted by a 6,5/10 trap. Didnt fuck her nor asked for blow job. Didnt know before setting hosting she is a trap.
I regret i didnt fucked her hard till present day :( dont have aids tho..

[Anonymous No.12150859]

>>12150786

How many priceless links is the ransom?

[Anonymous No.12151022]

don’t leave us hanging op we want answers

[Anonymous No.12151049]

>>12150859
bout tree fiddy else the fat pig gets satay