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>when the phone interviewer obviously has no interest in you and feels like they're just wasting their time by talking with you

>> No.1214144

>>1214139
Well, at least they stayed on the line. My interviewer actually hung up on me mid-interview.

>> No.1214149

>>1214144
kek

What happened?

>> No.1214200

>>1214139

They have to make it look like they are doing their job, when in fact they already have someone lined up.

>> No.1214498

>>1214149
Had the schooling but not enough experience. After she heard that, "Oh, I can't hear you very well".

*click*

>> No.1214714

>>1214498

Wow, that's extremely rude.

I hope Karma came knocking on her front porch and left dog shit on it.

>> No.1216183

>>1214498

lol

>> No.1216343

>>1214498
that's why you lie. if they are going to treat you like that, you can have some tricks up your sleeve.

>> No.1216448

>he still hasn't started a business instead of working for insufferable Boomers

Seriously you could start a fucking hotdog stand and get paid more than you would in one of these jobs.

>> No.1216479

>>1216448
Youd have a higher probability of success taking your life savings to the casino

>> No.1217696

>>1216479
but you literally wouldn't
this super-high risk aversion is why you'll stay a wageslave to boomers.

>> No.1217807

I've had that happen to me during a walk-in. They were really rude about it.

>> No.1218024

>>1217807
what did you do wrong tho?

>> No.1218037

>>1216448
I actually have a hotdog stand. I used to be a wage slave but couldn't take it anymore. Bought a hotdog stand in front of a hardware store now I'm happy as can be. I'll never go back to wage slavery again. I don need some boomer working me into the ground just so his boss doesn't flip out on him

>> No.1218192

>>1214144
I can one up your story.

>Had an okay job
>stupidity happened because of depression
>Obtained a felony
>Tried getting a job anywhere, that was okay like old job
>None
>started getting desperate for a job so I could have an income rather than waste away
>Walk into a tacobell thinking it was beneath me because i've never had a job that paid anywhere near minimum wage
>"Could I speak to your manager about a job proposition?"
>"sure, anon. Wait over there."
>20 minutes later
>"Hello Anon, what can i do for you?"
>"I was interested in working for you because I think I am plenty qualified as I understand money and how cash handling works, I am bilingual in both English and Spanish, with Spanish increasing in usage in this area, I have managed sales using my part time self-employeed hours, and its a hobby. etc etc etc"
>40 minutes go by
>"Wow anon, sounds like you are more than a good fit. I have one last question."
>"Yes, would may it be?"
>"Have you been convicted of any felony's?"
>"Yes, I have, but I ha...."
The manager gets up and leaves and doesn't say a word to me. Doesn't even shake my hand, literally just walks away and leaves and after waiting 5-10 minutes, i realized this dude wasn't coming back.

Like. damn. come on. We just spent an hour talking, Couldn't you at least give me a handshake and a no thanks?

>> No.1218259

>>1218192
what was the felony?

>> No.1218263

>>1218192

Should have lied.

>> No.1218457

>>1218024
Honestly, I don't know even now. I was up for a developer job and I was put in front of an operations manager. She started asking about sysadmin shit, load-balancing, server-memory monitoring, things like that. Then when I told them I never did that type of thing, she was "phhfffttttt, you're useless, all of our coders need to do server admin too! Why didn't you learn that at your previous position?"

I literally had no words after that.

>> No.1218653

>>1214139
At least your ass is not blacklisted from interviews like me you entitle fag. My whole linkdn is fucked. They dont even try to call anymore.

>> No.1218681

>>1218192
fuggin criminal lol!

>> No.1219239

>>1218653
Explain

>> No.1219286

I don't know that feel at 21 I had to turn numerous jobs down when I entered the job market settled for $21/hr

>> No.1219309

>>1218653

You are probably failing an automated background check that their applicant tracking system runs. Fill out this form, and fix anything incorrect in the result you get.

https://www.theworknumber.com/Employees/DataReport/report_request.pdf

There's probably some mexican using your SSN who was fired for being drunk on a jobsite.

>> No.1219597

>>1219239
>>1219309
It's because I got caught flirting with 3 interviewers in my area. Basically I kept calling trying talk to her. She seemed really into me so it's not like I was doing all the work last thing the hitch said was don't call here again the others just stopped picking up there phones when I call.

>> No.1219845

>>1218681

lmao

>> No.1220706

Got my very first job interview tomorrow,i'm kinda nervous.

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1220772

>>1214139
>when you cant even get a phone interview

>> No.1220790
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1220790

>tfw Air Force veteran

>tfw my resume is like dynamite

>> No.1220924

>>1219597
Damn, creepy loser

>> No.1220927

>>1220790
What do you mean by that?

>> No.1220945

>>1220790
tfw only takes up 5 lines on your resume

>> No.1220947

>>1220924
80% change that he is not white.
but, nonetheless,, creepy looser

>> No.1220957

>>1220947
Probs right

>> No.1220981

>>1219309
i can confirm that mexicans steal your ssn similar experience

>> No.1221723

>>1220772

don't forget the ammonia