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12141091 No.12141091 [Reply] [Original]

What are some of the best, most practical illegal ways to make money?

>> No.12141128

Pick pocketing

>> No.12141141

fraud, insider trading, nation-state/corporate espionage, extortion.. I could go on

>> No.12141160

>>12141091
Not paying your friends back.

>> No.12141169

gather a crew, some nobodies
get some cheap guns
couple a rides
then just rob a fucking bank
like literally just take the money
lol

>> No.12141173

shrimp farming

>> No.12141181

Sell cocaine

>> No.12141299

>>12141091
Shoplifting & resell on ebay.
Pickpocket xanax-fucked "liberated" women.
Scam retards online with memecoins.
Sell drugs in a DNM.

>> No.12141306

>>12141169

What money? It's all electronic. You'll get like 10k to split between 5 people, with massive risk. Ask me how I know you're a nigger?

>> No.12142314

>>12141091
What do you mean by "best"? Illegal methods usually aren't "best" by most definitions of that word.

>> No.12142317

shrimp farming

>> No.12142329
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>>12141091
Become a trader and embezzle shit. 9/10 you won't even get significant prison time.

>> No.12142342

>>12141091
Release your own shitcoin with a large secret premine. It's like LITERALLY MAKING MONEY.

>> No.12142438

>>12141091
>find good apartment photos in New york city.
>list on apartment websites with too good to be true (but not by much) prices.
>charge $50 application fee.
>deny every applicant for "credit"
>$1500-2000/mo passive income

>> No.12142462

>>12142438
holy fuck this is hilarious. new yorkers are dumb faggots too, might just have to do this.

>> No.12142496

>>12141160
This, I'm down $2,100 over the last 4 years. Women especially will never, ever pay you back and it doesn't matter how long you've known them. Some I was fucking, some I wasn't, some I had fucked in the past and we were bros for years afters. None paid me back.

>> No.12142964

Start a HIYP although nowadays people know HYIPs are all scams