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[Anonymous No.12134672]

I'm gay and I hold chainlink. What's in store for me?

[Anonymous No.12134675]

holding chainlink is like being a fag. your gon get fucked in the end.

[Anonymous No.12134680]

>>12134672
NO CHAINS JUST LINKS

[Anonymous No.12134686]

>>12134672
Probably aids but that's irrelevant to whether you hold chainlink or not

[Anonymous No.12134689]

>>12134672
>0sats

[Anonymous No.12134710]

imagine holding chainlink in december 2018

[Anonymous No.12134719]

>>12134710
Imagine not. Ouph

[Anonymous No.12135581]

Probably dick up the butt.

[Anonymous No.12135751]

>>12134672
Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress. A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights. One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop. The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell.

[Anonymous No.12135773]

>>12134672
I hold quant.
Lets cuddle?

[Anonymous No.12135787]

>>12134672
poverty