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>Hey Vitalik! Let's get some work done today :D
Nah... I'll just inject some more heroine in me

>> No.12130857
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Honestly after I saw Vitalik’s handler in the Kremlin video, I realized he was just a face on a puppet. Might as well enjoy the gay sex and unicorns before Putin destroys the USD.

>> No.12130909

>>12130857
Didn't read, but she sexy af

>> No.12131121

>>12130857
link to vid? I always tought he is just the ultimate posterboy for eth
>looks super retard
>virgin
>awkward as fuck
>socially inept
>ugly
>bronie mlp tard
>born poor
>autist IQ
>epitome of betaness
its like every nerd out there got a a whole lot of trait matches with this guy and they can relate to him.
Eth ad was basicly Vitalik himself. Russians one day were literally so drunk they tought all they need to scam out money from the pockets of awkward autists is showing them one even bigger autist and just say:
>hey look! look at this retard! he is a self made billionare, why dont you?? just buy eth goy!
>hey! heyy! Vitalik come over herree and say something clever!!
>vitalik: "A smart contract is a mechanism involving digital assets and two or more parties, where some or all of the parties put assets in, and assets are automatically redistributed among those parties according to a formula based on certain data that is not known at the time the contract is initiated."
>Thank you dear Vitalik! Now go back and play with your plastic ponies.

I remember one guy from a thread around feb. He was just another basement dweller who got lucky on the crypto lottery and was angry and salty as fuck because his family didnt treat him with enough respect altough he made a lot of money. It was a pretty nice sperg out thread but atleast that guy actually made money on crypto while the 98% out there is in the red lol.

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Lets party boys

>> No.12131149

>>12131121
V-Teclik hacked together some ideas about distributed computing and blockchain. He got salty because he couldn't work for Ripple Labs due to the age of the company, so he made Queefereum.

>> No.12131157

>>12131135
>i ate last month mom, gahhh.

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Remember when ETH was 1400$ and Vitalik was cycling roids and competing in Mr. Olympia?

>> No.12131542

>>12131311
VB was joosed the fuck up when ETH started to break out of Earth's atmosphere.

>> No.12131617

I bet Vitalik is a real dark shadowy nigga that gets mad bitches when he's not in front of a laptop/camera