[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 46 KB, 460x612, 1531401469118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12129954 No.12129954 [Reply] [Original]

Life sucks now that crypto is dead. Last year was so fun and exciting now its boring and i want to kms. Anyone feel the same way?

>> No.12129964

>>12129954
No because I'm a 6 ft 4 vegan valedictorian sperm donor

>> No.12129985

>>12129964
Maybe my life is pure shit and crypto helped take my mind off how awful my life is

>> No.12130003

>>12129985
You want me to tell you the secrets to a good life? All you have to do is
>be 6 ft4
>be vegan
>be a valedictorian
>be a sperm donor
Why can't you just be like me?

>> No.12130004

yeah i'm sooooooooo fucking bored 24/7 literally all I ever do is shitpost. don't even watch shows/movies/anime or play videogames i'm too lazy. it's ok though the 50x days will probably come back next year

>> No.12130177
File: 60 KB, 1280x720, 804A2C85-0710-4230-A0B3-79232D0FFAAD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12130177

>> No.12130208

>>12129954
secure your legacy by making chad child like in your pic.
make suicide (remember insurance money) if only greatest happiness cant make you love life.

>> No.12130268

>>12130208
I dont want kids but even if i did i would need a gf at least first. Never had one in my 30 years of life on this gay earth

>> No.12130286
File: 42 KB, 338x470, skinny-guy-nerdy-on-background-450w-405055750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12130286

>>12129964
>I'm a 6 ft 4 vegan valedictorian sperm donor

>> No.12130293

>>12129954
yup bored af

>> No.12130493
File: 53 KB, 664x498, 1516687038237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12130493

>>12129954
*scratch*
*freeze frame*
yeap, that's me. I was pretty mischievous for a 10 year old. just look at my shit eating grin, I was totally checking out those milkers the entire time and imagining the smell of her brrraaaapppps. after the picture, she said bye sweetie. and then I turned around, slowly, and in the deepest voice I could muster, I said, "I'll see you later babe, and then I'm going to berry my dick so deep in your ass that who ever can pull it out will be crowned king arthur" and then I winked ;)

>> No.12130910

>>12130268
Gay earth. LOL.
That show sliders.
My favorite episode is where they go to a universe where everyone is gay.

>> No.12130954

>>12130286
that comb-over is JUST

>> No.12130985

>>12129954
If I don't kms, then my debt holders will or gonna live on the streets and every waged cucked earned penny goes to them pockets for rest of my life.

/biz/ please tell why you gave me bad financial advices?

>> No.12131577

>>12130985
>listening to /biz/
>ever

>> No.12131818

Wake up, we bull now!