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Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-To-Update-My-Fans
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass!
It's been six months and still no mainnet update – I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last 2 big macs,
I put the lettuce on them perfect.

So this is my shitpost I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm on Binance right now, shouting chainlink fud on the freeway

Hey Sergey, I drank a fifth of vodka, YOU DARE ME TO DUMP?
You know the posts by Assblaster, that insider guy, you know that guy,
Who coulda saved the other anons from working,
But didn't, then brainlets saw it all crash and pretended they found him?

That's kinda how this is,
You coulda rescued me from working,
Now it's too late,
I'm on my last drop of hopium now I'm drowsy
And all I wanted, was a lousy pump from some bulls,
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your memes off the wall

I loved you Sergey,
We coulda shilled together, think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you REEEE about it
And when you REEEE I hope you can't eat and /biz/ MEMES about it!
I hope coinmarketcap EATS at you when you can't SHILL without me!

See Sergey -
Shut up bitch! I'm try'na talk!
Hey Slim, that's Jason Parser screamin' at you drunk
But we won't miss the boat,
We'll just pump our fork up, see we ain't like you
Cause with our shadowfork you'll suffer more, and XRP'll die too

Well, gotta go, I'm just about to dump now
Oh look, I forgot, tethers about to crash the fuck down.

>> No.12126513
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12126513

>wearing pants

>> No.12126524

>>12126506
Ok, stan

>> No.12126553

>>12126506
>
Chainlink is absolute cancer and a massive vaporware scam which I've known since the inception of the shilling but this fucking thread made me laugh, well done. still, I would never ever buy chainlink lmfao poor souls who did.

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12126643

>>12126524
over

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>>12126553
ded

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>>12126513
>wearing panties

>> No.12126902

>>12126506
>I hope you can't sleep and you REEEE about it
Hearty kek my man

>> No.12126991

Bravo

>> No.12127086

>>12126506
epic lulz opie

>> No.12127095

>>12126506
>fans
this is why you'll never make it