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I have to get a job until crypto recovers. Any tips here? Maybe add some color/formatting? I've submitted to maybe 100 places so far this past week and no responses yet.

Post yours also for critique, I'd be curious to see what you guys have.

>> No.12116964

Nice b8m8. 10/10 until the last section. Put things like walking, self taught xyz or some shit if no larp.

>> No.12116988

>>12116835
I have no idea what you are.
You are literally generic interviewee #20015.
I can't grasp you. You lost me.
Don't call us, we'll call you

>> No.12117019

ITT: newfags

>> No.12117067

What was the most difficult decision you faced in your time as a CRE for GameStop? No, I don't want a PowerUp Rewards card and no, I don't want to hear you get all passive aggressive about me not signing up for one.

>> No.12117214

>>12117067
Probably assisting in the re-factoring of our inventory on the floor (strategic placements of the Nintendo Switch and the standees)

>> No.12117254

>>12117019
This. You fucking retards don't realize that the 'joke' is that he was a tenant, walmart cashier, and crypto trader who like 4chan.

>> No.12117302

>>12117254
>walmart cashier
The joke is that he didn't last at least a month

>> No.12117389

>>12117254
It's not fucking funny this is my life guys

I still havent seen any of u faggots' resumes

>> No.12117460

Skipping rope is a god-tier cardio exercise. 10/10 would hire.

>> No.12117510

>>12116835
Use present tense for companies you are still working at.

>> No.12117645

>>12117510
shit i need to update that

i left gamestop in april

>> No.12117657
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12117657

Here's a real one guys, any tips would be appreciated.

>> No.12117821

>>12117657
looks clean to me, one thing you mighjt want to do is put job experience in there and move projects down to the bottom so it takes some of the empty space at the bottom out so your resume looks more "full"

>> No.12117846

>didn't do any internships so I just put school projects I did as experience
So this is why I don't get hired for anything except assembly line work.

>> No.12118019

heartly chuckled at it
thanks lad

>> No.12118056

>>12116988
cringe

>> No.12118164

>>12116835
Unironically go to college or die poor cleaning up shit at fucking walmart

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>>12117657
looks bretty good

>>12118164
why do you think i have to get a job im fucking poor

college is for rich people only

>> No.12118507

>>12117657
I'd put a few solid extra curricular in there if you got them, or interests/hobbies for shits n gigs

>> No.12118973

>>12117821
>>12118430
>>12118507
Good advice, thanks guys

>> No.12118987

>>12116835
>Maybe add some color/formatting
yes add some blue, but not too much

>> No.12119008

>>12116988
it's a joke u dumb cunt
>gamestop
>shitcoin gambling
>walmart cashier
>NEET son
>conversational japanese weeb skills

>> No.12119061

would gib resume I did 50 iterations of but would dox self so no