How to make the most out of tomorrow night.

[Anonymous No.12114312]

So I'm far from a Chad. I'm overweight, muscular, but clearly fat. I'm pushing 30. I own a house and made $108,000 this year as an engineer.

I get more pussy than I could imagine. I date mostly 6s-8s if im lucky but I have a way with words and have anywhere between 5 to 10 girls on rotation at any time.

On Monday, I met this girl. Extremely light 6, definitely a high 5 at worst... But holy shit. She comes over to watch Netflix and before I ask her how she wants to start the evening, her tongue is down my throat. I've been with - literally - hundreds of women and this girl is by far the best kisser.

We smoke some pot and then fuck for like 2 hours, holding each other and legs interlocked for long periods of time.

Hands down, some of the best sex I've ever had.... Never thought I'd get it from a 5. My ex girlfriend was a high 8, and the sex was bomb, but she never sucked or fucked me like this chick.

The same girl is coming over tomorrow. I can't smoke pot because of my job, but I am going to do it anyways one last time for that amazing tantric sex.

Tomorrow I am going to try and play with her ass a bit... But here's the goal: we each split an edible then immediately smoke and get naked. Fuck hard for 30 mins then hold each other as the edible kicks in. Fuck again, and then fall asleep in each other's arms.

I have toys, cuffs, whips, wands, you name it. This girl is a fucking slut and an affectionate one at that. Some stupid tinder thot is giving me free sex better than any hooker girlfriend experience you could ever imagine.

So... /Biz... How can I make the most out of the night.

Also this is business related. I have lost 240k this year and want to kill myself. Depraved sex is keeping me from suicide.

Also, I am definitely making her suck me off like pic related

[Anonymous No.12114333]

[Anonymous No.12114354]

>>12114333
Trips of truth
Tall tree short piece of rope OP

[Anonymous No.12114384]

>>12114312
>Imagine being this retarded
Waste 30 minutes of your life making up shit and posting here where literally unironically everyone knows you're larping

[Anonymous No.12114389]

>>12114312
>How can I make the most out of the night.
well if you want it to last you gonna have to give as good as you receive. munch on that rag until she nearly breaks her own spine.

[Anonymous No.12114391]

>>12114312
get the fuck out of here you successful faggot, this is the cesspit and you are not welcome

[Anonymous No.12114397]

I’ve literalky never had sex. Do Norman’s really do this, just meet a new person and start fucking them immediately after? That’s incomprehensible to me.

[Anonymous No.12114402]

>>12114397
yeah it happens altho usually there is lots of drinking before.

[Anonymous No.12114406]

Hahahaha you're like a miniature me OP
>Make 2000 dollars a day as a civil engineer
>Currently seeing 20 exotic women all 6-9
>Girl comes over soft mellon 7 put my 4 inch cock in her bum bum
>Nut in da frog
Hahahahah I should make my own thread on the buisness board because I'm a big shot
But seriously, consider killing yourself

[Anonymous No.12114409]

>>12114397
If you find someone sexually attractive and want to fuck them why wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.12114421]

>>12114312
Hide a car dash camera somewhere in your room. Maybe in the mesh on the side of a bag, or cut a hole in the top of the curtain or hide in some jacket with a good view. They are good in low light and auto record. You will want to watch the footage later in life. Trust me, I'm an anonymous stranger on the internet

[Sage No.12114423]

Cool blog post you dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.12114428]

>>12114421
My ex gf and I made at least 30 porn videos and I still jerk off to them. It's unbelievably hot to watch me fuck her tight pussy and hear her moan

[Anonymous No.12114437]

>>12114384
Very sad

[Anonymous No.12114441]

>>12114409
there are craptons of women i find sexually attractive that i don't fuck. for example there was this milf at work i was pretty much in love with we talked a lot went to lunch together she was very good looking lithe woman. i wanted to fuck her so badly and she liked me well enough too. but it was impossible to have that relationship for many reasons. she had a husband and kids and i got a gf and we also worked at the same place. shit happens.

[Anonymous No.12114445]

>>12114428
i could never really jerk off to my own porn weird.

[Anonymous No.12114450]

>>12114441
I'd probably have fucked her anyways. When I was going through my divorce, I fucked plenty of unsatisfied married women. Some even let me nut inside.

[Anonymous No.12114458]

cool business and finance related post OP
just kidding fucking kys you useless fat cunt

[Anonymous No.12114489]

>>12114450
well i don't fuck up marriages as a general rule. not that i believe in the institution but if some people choose to go that way i will try to respect it. also the kids... you know if it gets out and it easily does they gonna be traumatized. fuck that. if she was single there would still be that issue about my gf i like her a lot and don't want to hurt her obviously. in an alternate universe where my gf dumped me and she was divorced we probably would have fucked each others brains out.

[Anonymous No.12114496]

>>12114312

Jesus, you sound like such an NPC brainlet.

[Anonymous No.12114550]

>>12114397
>>12114312
Was also wondering about this. I was in an all boys school and never really met any girls. Neither do I like going out/drinking. I work out 4 times a week and I'm super committed because I don't really have much else to do and I love it anyway.
I'm 192cm and really well built. Got chest lats tris and chiseled abs. I am 7/8 ish and I'm the most respected guy in our group. I'm very extroverted and just approach people without hesitating (spot me random dude over there) yet I do happen to rather not wanting to approach girls at times because it would make me feel like a jerk. I don't really care about that with guys though. That, and the constant exposure to muscly guys kinda makes me feel gay.
My gym is also a man cave. I kinda want to avoid online dating/tinder because muh dignity bla bla. I really just never see girls unless I'm in the train/bus and that's not really a good place to approach them anyways.
Only flirting I've done was with some girl on discord from overseas I met by pure chance because I thought it was good to at least talk to some girls. I showed her some post workout pics and later she was sending more exposing pics and called me daddy. I was grossed out and later ended contact. I might just be gay but honestly I wish I was because I don't feel attraction to anything.

I really just need advice on how to meet girls and escape this wiener fest, thanks.

[Anonymous No.12114801]

>>12114397
Not really normies, mostly desperate chicks, degenerates or drunk.
It happened to me once, some chubby 16yo girl with no confidencein herself jumped on my dick after 5 minutes of talking, I didn't know her before.
She just wanted a relationship with a guy a bit older and didn't have anything to offer except decent boobs and her vagina.

I learned the hard way to not put your dick in crazy chicks.

[Anonymous No.12114850]

>>12114312
This is definitely /biz/ related.

[Anonymous No.12114865]

>>12114397
Once I found the sweet spot of drunkenness where I had no inhibitions and managed to talk to a roastie in a bar without sperging out. I fucked her that night then never saw her again and she never answered my emails. So yes, yes roastie whores do fuck normans the same night they meet

[Anonymous No.12114873]

>>12114445
It's easy, faggot. Just imagine you're your gf and you're getting fucked by you. That, or pretend you're hiding in the room watching your gf fuck someone else

[Anonymous No.12114882]

>>12114312
Make sure to eat her ass anon.

[Anonymous No.12114892]

>>12114312
Absolutely degenerate disgusting thread. She's obviously trying to trap you with sex moron, wait 2 years after she moves in or after marriage and you'll see the true colors. Wait too long to put your finger on it and shell cuck you. Lose lose situation for degenerates

[Anonymous No.12114909]

>>12114406
Jesus leaps on biz are getting retarded.
>Civil engineer
>2000 a day
Riiiiiight, for doing what?

[Anonymous No.12114996]

>>12114550
look up rsdtyler

[Anonymous No.12115042]

>>12114384
Many such cases.