/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12113582]

after watching game theory video on youtube I feel like my IQ increased by 8%

then I came across /biz/ thread saying you only need 1 million people to pay you 1 dollar to become millionaire. this increased IQ by another 8%

teach me more things like this frens

[Anonymous No.12113592]

Angus is one letter away from anus.

[Anonymous No.12113602]

>>12113582
by actively killing people richer than you you increase your wealth ranking in the world

[Anonymous No.12113605]

>>12113582
the government doesnt need to collect taxes to pay for things

[Anonymous No.12113606]

>>12113592
Very astute.

[Anonymous No.12113663]

America is owned by the fed, the fed is owned by jews

[Anonymous No.12113671]

If you suck 100 000 men at 10 dollars, you'll be a millionaire

[Anonymous No.12113682]

>>12113663
Who are owned by crab people

[Anonymous No.12113687]

>>12113606
>Art
>/g/
>/a/
What did kek mean by this?

[Anonymous No.12113711]

>>12113687
Invest in robot waifus

[Anonymous No.12113722]

Half the population is below average intelligence. Imagine the most average shitposter you've ever seen on this board. He's like a caveman. Uncultured, his morals are weak, his imagination barely ever kicks in, but he's really only here to make sure he gets to say FUCK YOU! I GOT MINE! You can't stand this guy.

Imagine that half the rest of the population are significantly dumber than this guy. The bottom 10% of the below average population are so dumb, you can't actually comprehend how they operate. These are the retards who get taken for a ride on the bitconnect rocket. The top 10% of the above average population are so lacking in morals and ethics, so depraved, and so much more intelligent than the bottom 10%, and yet know they have such a huge advantage that they don't even try.

You'll see them claim that they're totally Jesus, and the low-IQ sheep follow along with no manipulation necessary. One cult eventually picks a fight with another, and like age of empires monks, they engage their wolololo, which instantly converts their respective cultists to 'the new cause,' but has no effect on the opposing cult leader. Now you have two guys saying they're the one true Jesus, and they're screaming at each other on a boat somewhere.

[Anonymous No.12113723]

>>12113711
this is your path to the stars op

[Anonymous No.12113729]

1 million people is 1 in 7000 people. good luck getting 1/7000 of the population to give u a dollar nigger

[Anonymous No.12113734]

>>12113729
especially when 90% of those people are worthless shitskins that shouldn't even be on this planet in the first place

[Anonymous No.12113741]

>>12113729
So just get 1 in 38,000 people to give you $5.

[Anonymous No.12113767]

>>12113687
Fuck man idk.
I just come here for crypto tips and to say nigger.

[Anonymous No.12113781]

>>12113741
that should be possible with patreon or sone shit if you manage to create value

[Anonymous No.12113803]

>>12113781

If you want to attract the truly dumb money, you need to make your pitch average anon proof. This is why scammers use bait like pretending they're a Nigerian prince who need to move 100 trillion dollars in gold into USA, if only anon will give up all this information, accept a phone call, and grant access to his bank account before this can be completed.

[Anonymous No.12113812]

>>12113582
If such things increase your IQ but such high %.

Damn you must have started with such a low IQ. I am amazed you can write honestly.

Good job anon hang in there!

[Anonymous No.12113837]

imagine asking same question professionally with high incentive for participants to give their best answer, the IQ gains would be massive

[Anonymous No.12113847]

>>12113722
>and like age of empires monks, they engage their wolololo

[Anonymous No.12113865]

>>12113837

The actual dumbest people in the world unironically experience enlightenment when they learn common sense 'secrets.' The low-IQ zoomer meme term in use right now is life hacks.

>oh my god, how is it that your bullets hit me so much more than my bullets hit you!
>you know that button that brings part of the gun in your face? It makes more of the bullets hit where you point.
>oh my god, what a life hack! I never would have figured this shit out! You've changed how I view call of duty. Thank you, senpai.

This is actually real.

[Anonymous No.12114202]

>>12113582
Game Theory.
I know nothing about it yet apparently have a deep routed instinctive hatred for the people who talk about it, as I am now learning.
Its akin to my natural cynicism when viewing youtube videos of overly positive and optimistic motivational speakers, the sort of cunts that call themselves gurus, as Ive no idea what level of impulsive retard you have to be on to NOT be depressed these days.

[Anonymous No.12114257]

>>12114202

Game theory is a theory. Low-IQ people who are armed with knowledge that they don't understand treat it like magic spells.

GAME THEORY ZERO-SUM DOKEN!
GAME THEORY SEQUENTIAL NO-JUTSO!
GAME THEORY SEQUELIT-SHIN!
FORBIDDEN TA TECHNIQUE: THE GOLDEN BULL RUN!

A low-IQ person who posts on 4chan, or runs a youtube channel, is no different to a nigger in an african jungle. 'Influencers' like zero credit, literally an on-high helium voice basic bitch explanation channel, brings them the latest knowledge of GAME THEORY, LIFE HACKS, and INSIDER KNOWLEDGE.

Imagine the extra credits guy as a nigger priest talking down to his tribe from a low-effort throne. He's blowing the niggers away with tribal life hacks about how sticking your dick in a bitch may result in babies.

Now, I know that some of you may be slightly worried that you're actually retarded as well, but if you look at this picture, and you manage to piece together the hidden life hack implications on display, then you're all safe.

[Anonymous No.12114390]

>>12113582

[Anonymous No.12114405]

>>12114390
>not just wearing a dress

[Anonymous No.12115035]

>>12113682
Who is owned by the flying spaghetti monster.