/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12106324]

>Anon, what exactly is it you do for work?

[Anonymous No.12106334]

Reading for a dphil at Oxford.... Now what about you?

[Anonymous No.12106340]

>>12106324
I'm just a stay-at-home landlord

[Anonymous No.12106343]

>>12106324
forget work, your eyes, no seriously your eyes are fuckin mesmerizing
fuckin lost in this shit

[Anonymous No.12106346]

>>12106324
>beware pointy elbows

[Anonymous No.12106351]

>>12106324
dont worry about it bitch. let daddy worry about the money

[Anonymous No.12106352]

>>12106324
Looking good tonight lady
>then walk away

[Anonymous No.12106353]

i'm a casting director. let me show you my black leather couch

[Anonymous No.12106357]

>>12106324
I trade cryptocurrencies and im starting a degree in philosophy at 22. top 20 school tho but kms nonetheless

[Anonymous No.12106358]

>>12106343

[Anonymous No.12106369]

>>12106346
Based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.12106370]

>>12106324
I post on /pol/ for shareblue, 8k/wk.

Thanks George S.

[Anonymous No.12106373]

>>12106346
It's bursitis. She needs to get that drained

https://youtu.be/I3fxO4sCiw8

[Anonymous No.12106381]

>>12106346
jesus she has pterodactyl arms.

[Anonymous No.12106397]

>>12106324
I'm actually a model, Sylvia.
I model with other guys and girls for a select group of Co's.
We make wildlife related clips and shots at Hamster Movie Production, drama movies about african americans and their impact on western culture and latelywe are making a series called Fake Uber where we transport people freely in big cities in exchange of their shots.
It is helluva fun ! If you ask me, I see a lot of potential in you also..

[Anonymous No.12106405]

>>12106381
I like my women like I like my pterodactyls- with pointy elbows, dead, and encased in stone

[Anonymous No.12106421]

>>12106324

That's what a 10/10 looks like. Imagine how awesome her life it

[Anonymous No.12106426]

first, elbows off the table.
second, stay at home neet with unlimited earning potential due to various schemes with varying levels of completeness

[Anonymous No.12106443]

>>12106324
The fuck are you doing here? I bought you that coffee to go. Get back on the street get that paper ho

[Anonymous No.12106448]

>>12106421
imagine how much she still bitches about it.

[Anonymous No.12106452]

>>12106343
What the fuck did I just read

[Anonymous No.12106485]

>>12106324
>I uh, w-well you see... this economy it's, ah, I mean... uh e-exploring eh o-opportunities in internet... sector.... downturn. ..

[Anonymous No.12106491]

>>12106421
Thick eyebrows

[Anonymous No.12106495]

>>12106353
>i'm a casting director. let me show you my fake taxi
get with the times anon it's 2018 now

[Anonymous No.12106507]

>>12106397
Fake shoplifter is god tier

[Anonymous No.12106533]

>>12106324
>tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.12106542]

>>12106491
Means she doesn’t trim her bush

[Anonymous No.12106547]

I'm a carpenter and boat builder.

[Anonymous No.12106576]

>>12106324
Well my dear, I'm the co-founder of a company that manufactures safety corks for sharp elbows. You should know this already as we're midway through the interview you applied for as the role of chief product tester.

[Anonymous No.12106600]

>>12106343
t. virgin

[Anonymous No.12106608]

>>12106324
Working as an agile project manager and coach for a big financial institution. I will fuck you for a gucci bag baby, eh?

[Anonymous No.12106621]

>>12106343
I'd be willing to bet that you've never had a relationship with a girl before.

[Anonymous No.12106624]

>>12106343
cringe and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.12106657]

>>12106608
I'm going to need at least 3 other user stories anon

[Anonymous No.12106663]

I'm 21 and I'm an electrical engineer. What do you do, honey?

[Anonymous No.12106672]

>>12106663
"So you put wires in walls and stuff, like a plumber?"

[Anonymous No.12106680]

>>12106672
right

[Anonymous No.12106697]

>>12106672
>"Nah, I design things like mobile phones and ipads, so you can browse facebook and play fruit ninja"

[Anonymous No.12106707]

>>12106680
"Yeah that's interesting... I'm going to go sit with my friends over there"

[Anonymous No.12106712]

>>12106707
WAIT NO COME BACK

[Anonymous No.12106715]

>>12106324
Im a welder my lady

[Anonymous No.12106719]

>>12106697
"Fruit ninja? That's like a game my dad used to play a long time ago"

[Anonymous No.12106875]

>>12106324
>hairy arms

[Anonymous No.12106910]

I rob niggas

[Anonymous No.12106918]

>>12106324
I'm a wagecuck in a shop.

[Anonymous No.12106942]

I’m a stay-at-home brother

[Anonymous No.12106971]

>>12106324
I work for an undisclosed insurance conglomerate and my job is to calculate the statistical probably of risk. If u don't may me my money, there may be some unforeseen variables you didn't take into account. Such as but not necessarily limited to a rock threw your window or a personal injury of a moderate magnitude.

[Anonymous No.12106986]

I'm a locum audiologist, splitting my time between private practice and lecturing students on auditory neuroscience and the developing field of sound culture. I own two properties which I rent and I hope to soon start a self-storage business if I can find the time.

In my spare time I collect music, record DJ mixes of my collection and dabble in visual art.

[Anonymous No.12106989]

>>12106324
Look at that woman. All that time spent taking a shower, putting makeup on, making sure her hair looks good, finding a good setting, and finding someone to take the photo (likely multiple) just so she can get some attention.

[Anonymous No.12107024]

>>12106324

Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.12107033]

>>12106324
Look at that woman. All that time spent taking a shower, putting makeup on, making sure her hair looks good, finding the right clothes, finding a good setting, finding the right position, deciding what to do in the photo, and finding someone to take the photo (likely multiple) just so she can get some attention.

[Anonymous No.12107038]

>>12106343

[Anonymous No.12107166]

>>12106343
Yikes

[Anonymous No.12107189]

>>12106343
Lmao kys

[Anonymous No.12107201]

>>12106343

fucking based

[Anonymous No.12107240]

>>12106324
>I'm asian and I'm not rich...I'll excuse myself...sorry

[Anonymous No.12107278]

>>12106334

Sooo a broke ass nigga

[Anonymous No.12107283]

>>12106324
>work
>2019
thot you really thought i'd let you have any of my LINKERS????
>mfw super comfy polishing my mums guns
>mfw thots left in despair
>mfw thots
>mfw implications

[Anonymous No.12107290]

>>12106343
Never compliment a thot virgin

[Anonymous No.12107293]

>>12106343

>now eat these eggs

[Anonymous No.12107307]

>>12106324
nothing
also I put my cum in your mug

[Anonymous No.12107311]

>>12106343
So many eceleb Thots do you orbit?

[Anonymous No.12107327]

>>12107293
I remember

[Anonymous No.12107339]

>>12106343
Thank you Chad now I can make gf.

[Anonymous No.12107430]

>>12106343
Why are you looking at me like that? Its really creepy and making me uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.12107460]

>>12106495
>I'm a casting director, walk through the streets naked covered in nigger semen with "worthless whore" written on your breasts in red lipstick
Big in 2019. Actual Jew in the adult industry here, trust me

[Anonymous No.12107473]

>>12107293

[Anonymous No.12107697]

>>12107293
underrated

[Anonymous No.12107709]

>>12106324
I work on Wall Street as an investment banker

[Anonymous No.12107710]

>>12106334
Sell weed to doctors. Shits cash homie

[Anonymous No.12107837]

>>12106343
>>12107293
!!!

[Anonymous No.12107963]

>>12106343

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

[Anonymous No.12107976]

>>12106324
I make sure that the wire going into your grandmother's pacemaker is in spec.

[Anonymous No.12108012]

I'm an international man of mystery baby, yeah!

[Anonymous No.12108022]

>>12106324
I sell women like you to men like me.

[Anonymous No.12108050]

>>12106324
too skinny

[Anonymous No.12108713]

>>12106324
I dabble
Here, there
To and fro
'BOUT YER'SELF?!

[Anonymous No.12108752]

I never know what to say to this. I run some internet business but its more of like back end deals and consulting and random projects i dont want to explain or tell people about. Also have some rental propertys I own and a lot of crypto I trade. Most girls eventually realize most guys just bs what they do for a living unless its a wagie cagie job.

[Anonymous No.12108855]

>>12106324
get back in the kitchen bitch

[Anonymous No.12108881]

>>12106324
Why are more and more women starting to look like 19 year old soγ boys?

[Anonymous No.12109047]

I'm a bit of a private investigator keeping tabs on important people for a decentralized internet investment conglomerate. The jobs alright most of the time but I spend a lot of my day at McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.12109069]

>>12106324

I'm a wagecuck doing mostly paperwork for about 35000$/y. Hope to hit 50000 in one or two years. My job isnt exactly what makes chicks wet but hey, after you get a few wrinkles and cant trade your handjobs for cocaine anymore, give me a call. We can settle down in a boring suburb somewhere, we ll have kids and I ll eventually become an alcoholic and beat you up because we ll both find our lives frustrating. heres my email adress.

[Anonymous No.12109073]

>>12106657
What epic is this part of?

[Anonymous No.12109097]

>>12109073
>not using Features as an intermediary work item between Epics and Stories

[Anonymous No.12109195]

>>12109069
>tfw fastidious paper pushers do all the work for inquiring thots
"Here are my digits, Jake."
>flips over pape
>[phone]
>rapes cum encrusted pillow that mother no longer washes because the thought gets her sopping wet

[Anonymous No.12109233]

Finance assistant for a small charitable nonprofit, making 50k a year.

Really I'm paid to work 4 hours a d day and browse the internet 4 hours a day. Its a good job desu

[Anonymous No.12109310]

>>12106324
I'm a controller. I control everything.

[Anonymous No.12109326]

>>12106343
>sirs

[Anonymous No.12109502]

>>12106343
>based
>redpilled

[Anonymous No.12109540]

>>12106334
>o*ford
lmao imagine having a pitiful 69 nobel prize winners haha

[Anonymous No.12109544]

>>12106343
>All these replies laughing at this dude
>Yet if you're attractive enough this shit actually works

[Anonymous No.12109548]

>>12106343
What's wrong with saying this?

[Anonymous No.12109578]

>>12106343
>fuckin lost in this shit

[Anonymous No.12109625]

>>12109544
it 'works' in the same way as chad pissing himself in front of her would. it's not helped him but he was getting laid regardless

[Anonymous No.12109692]

>>12106405
based and underrated

[Anonymous No.12109741]

>>12109625
Meh. Girls love being complemented by good looking men. Doesn't really matter how they say it as long as it's not too inappropriate

t. am friends with chad

[Anonymous No.12110349]

>>12106324
first shave your disgusting heary bear arms, then talk to me

[Anonymous No.12110376]

>>12106343

[Anonymous No.12110404]

>>12106343
xD

[Anonymous No.12110414]

>>12106324
I scam retards and pajeets on /biz/

[Anonymous No.12110425]

>>12106343
Imagine looking back at her like this,she would wet herself

[Anonymous No.12110437]

>>12106343

put me in the fucking reddit screencap

[Anonymous No.12110441]

>>12106324
>uhh... haha...y-you too haha

[Anonymous No.12110513]

>>12106324
Order Analyst

Shitpost and listen to bill burr podcasts

[Anonymous No.12110674]

>>12106491
>Thick eyebrows

make her a 10 not a 9. cant stand brows that are plucked off just to be drawn back on in crayon

[Anonymous No.12111614]

>>12106324

i dump all of my money into dumpster fire shitcoins and scamcoins and cry when i lose all my money.
also not a day goes by where i do not think of suicide.

what do you do?
just sit there? not trying to create anything for yourself whatsoever, and then passing judgment onto others?
oh thats cool,
do you have schizophrenic autism? or any other deadly threats to your inherit health?

youre merely just a mass of particles existing from moment to moment. nothing else.
goodbye.

[Anonymous No.12111688]

I don't have to do anything, I'm an investor.
This only works if you have made it and if you don't proceed to talk about meme tokens. Just say something like I'd rather not talk about it if she asks more questions

[Anonymous No.12111744]

>>12106373
Ty for that

[Anonymous No.12111864]

When I was building trails and fences (basically hard manual labor where I spent 8 days-1 month straight living in a tent in the wilderness) I got so much female attention, girls buying me drinks, inviting me out when I got back in town, and called hot, etc. Now that I am back in a big city I'm just a soft-handed cityfag that gets no female attention.

[Anonymous No.12111890]

>>12106324
Write horrible, hard to maintain code, hoping they won't fire me

[Anonymous No.12111923]

>>12111890
This makes it less likely that they'll fire you. Bad code is harder for other programmers to maintain, so it's easier to just keep you on that project.

[Anonymous No.12111934]

>>12106324
This is a very pretty human being. Which tells me that it's probably a man, since I fall for traps too often.

[Anonymous No.12111964]

>>12106334
LMAO PROBABLY GOT IN ON A MINORITY FILL WHAT A MEME SCHOOL

[Anonymous No.12112135]

>>12106343

[Anonymous No.12112171]

one of the worst double standards around
roasties can literally just work some menial retard job until their betabux comes along

[Anonymous No.12112191]

>>12107038
Kek

>>12109548
...

[Anonymous No.12112409]

>>12106324

Stop talking to me cunt, and move away from my table.

[Anonymous No.12112788]

>>12112171
You're literally jealous and if you were a hot (((girl))) you'd be on cam waving your feminine penis around

Do you guys not see through the dialogue on here and realize how pathetic it is? Go out and grind like everyone else has to, or sit at moms house masturbating until you are 30 because it will probably take you that long to realize you aren't going to live forever and shouldn't have wasted your prime shitposting to escape yourself

[Anonymous No.12112803]

>>12106324
work?

[Anonymous No.12112862]

I sell kneepads by telling people on chinese cartoon (channel 4) forums to buy my kneepads to suck dicks for $1.

[Anonymous No.12112884]

>>12106343
>t beta
Lol

[Anonymous No.12112910]

>>12106343

[Anonymous No.12112935]

>>12106343
Femanon here, this would unironically work like a charm.

[Anonymous No.12112949]

>>12106324
T-t-technical A-a-analysisis

[Anonymous No.12112982]

>I have a net worth of 35 million dollars and all my income is passive would you like to suck my dick here or at my penthouse?

[Anonymous No.12113002]

>>12106324
When it's a girl like this interviewing you, and more often then not it is these days - you're pretty much fucked unless you're a hot Chad, or a worker Chad in terms of resume and skills. Or just a woman who's good enough to join the girls club.

Every corporate environment I've worked in, the women are basically like children at a park. They are there to play. While men go and do actual work, women are constantly off on break every five minutes, and have hour long lunches, and, and... Holy shit. Women in the workforce are just so fucking lazy.

Unless they work retail or some shit tier job where they actually have to do *something* or they'll be homeless, women are the laziest most useless fucks on this planet.

[Anonymous No.12113050]

>>12112949
That escalated quickly

[Anonymous No.12113503]

>>12112935
>a grill giving the shittiest advice on how to get grills
checks out

[Anonymous No.12113512]

>>12106343
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.12113536]

>>12107038
yeah i'm willing to bet that >>12106343 is a full on pajeet lusting for da white woman

>>12112949
sauce?

[Anonymous No.12113834]

Play poker in Las Vegas and wait for $50 $link so I can retire

[Anonymous No.12114081]

>>12106343

[Anonymous No.12114135]

>>12112949
>people actually believe women are real people

[Anonymous No.12114193]

>>12106324
I know this woman I fucked her.
She was looking at me while smiling being fucked missionary.
>Was really awkward

[Anonymous No.12114215]

>>12112949
>blue board

[Anonymous No.12114239]

>>12114193
how big ar bobs?

[Anonymous No.12114250]

>>12106343
Why is this getting so many bad replies? She does have pretty eyes.

[Anonymous No.12114256]

>>12106324
Cryptofags could just say they're commodities traders, they wouldn't be lying.

[Anonymous No.12114273]

>>12106343
the funny thing is, betas compliment eyes all the time in boring ways and it gets them nowhere.

But i think this line could work, the problem is that any of you virgins are too autistic to follow it into a real conversation

[Anonymous No.12114346]

>>12112949
cutest ones are literally the biggest whores. always.

[Anonymous No.12114378]

>>12106343
Ah yes. Fine answer there anon.
>>12106351
This too.

[Anonymous No.12114396]

>>12106324
currently a youtuber

[Anonymous No.12114419]

>>12113536
unidentified white roastie
>>12114346
true, it's why i settled for a 3/10

[Anonymous No.12114426]

>>12114419
still no

[Anonymous No.12114468]

>>12106343
holy fuck. kys virgin

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

[Anonymous No.12114913]

>>12106324

Work in a Railway company in train reparation.
Everyday consists of = 1 hour of work , 7 rest hours sleeping in trains , gets paid moderate but you can do that job until you retire without worry that it gets bancrupt since the government backs it

[Anonymous No.12114920]

>>12106343

[Anonymous No.12115517]

>>12106343
(You) worthy shit yo lmao

[Anonymous No.12115565]

>>12106343
>fuckin
>fuckin
cringe

[Anonymous No.12115624]

>>12106343
*tips*
>M'lady

[Anonymous No.12115697]

What is work anon. Everything is play.

[Anonymous No.12115904]

>>12106621
I've banged more pussy by now than you will ever in ur life time faggot
try this with confidence (actually mean it) and if you're decent looking she'll fuck u by the end of the night

[Anonymous No.12116027]

>>12106324
Edit: wow this really blew up

[Anonymous No.12116149]

>>12106608
>>12106657
>>12109073
>>12109097
stahp, have to deal with this meme shit all day