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12104492 No.12104492 [Reply] [Original]

>fucking a newly met prostitute
>'anon, why don't you smile'
It never ends

>> No.12104501

Whats that in his nose

>> No.12104502

>>12104501
a snake?

>> No.12104504

>>12104492
Why don't you?
Smile doesn't cost you anything, even if it's a fake one.

>> No.12104521

>>12104492
Isn't that supposed to be an affordable 2 for the price of 1 package deal that includes counseling options and for their over-worked patrons?

>> No.12104528

Bonus information, she had a photoshopped picture in her profile. Made her tits perfect and body slim af. Wasn't expensive, so didn't complain.

>> No.12104556

>>12104501
Eel I believe.

>> No.12104557

>>12104502
Looks like its fur like a leopard tail. Weird

>> No.12104592

>>12104492
Youre supposed to green text more than 2 lines ya weeb. Give some more info, take us with your story. When did she say it, how was she.

>> No.12104796
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12104796

>be me
>be me in Amsterdam on holiday
>be me and visit red light district for a laugh
>see cute little Romanian girl in window, solid 9.5/10
>go up to the window negotiate prices, agree.
>go inside her room its a little dirty but not too bad.
>she laughs and asks me to strip, cleans my cock with wet wipe and rolls on condom. Starts to suck my cock with condom on. Puts her hands on my thighs and goes deep and slow
>feel literally nothing through condom, also nervous as heck
>try to fake a smile through the whole thing, but still nervous and depressed
>start to fuck her, She lies back on the bed and I slide it in she grabs my hips and pulls me intimately towards her
>still feel nothing
>she rubs her hand up my chest and grabs my arm to make me feel her breast
>She gets upset with me "you too nervous! You need relax"
>spend the next couple of minutes trying to relax and enjoy myself but nervous as fuck and still feel nothing through condom (maybe I shouldn't have had that beer earlier?)
>feel like an emotionless cardboard cutout
>she stops abruptly
>"time done now"
>didn't cum, just feel awkward and even more anxious than when i walked in
>she gets up and walks to her dresser "your fault, you no relax! You make your clothes and leave now!"
>I stumble about trying to put my clothes back on as fast as humanly possible, then walk to the door.
>t-th thanks!?!?
>she grunts at me and slams the door behind me as I walk onto the street.
>I feel dead inside, but at least I'm not a virgin now right?

>> No.12104905

>>12104796
This sounds far worse than being a virgin. At least you enjoyed the next time, right?

>> No.12104938
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>>12104905
>next time

>> No.12104963

>>12104796
I had the exact same thing happen to me with a prossie in regards to the condom thing, literally couldn't feel jackshit. I've always hated condoms for that reason.

>> No.12104972

>>12104938
What going to prostitutes taught me is that you don't have to treat women seriously. Usually, if they oppose something verbally it doesn't mean that they are against something, just that they don't want the responsibility for it.
So if she tells you something, you can actually response in the negative and see her reaction. If she insists, than it is not ok to pursue, but sometimes she will not.

I'd also recommend one of those body-to-body/nuru/lingam things for someone new. You don't do anything, and the woman does everything for you. You can safely get accustomed to being close to women in general in this environment.

>> No.12105019

>>12104796
This is what happens to cutletts. They already don't feel shit because half their dick is gone, add a condom and its over.

>> No.12105027
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>>12104796
lol not taking some mushrooms before the session, lay down on the bed and let your ghost fuck the living shit out of her

>> No.12105047

>>12104796
if you didn't cum, it doesn't count as sex. still a virgin :(

>> No.12105099
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>>12105019
>This is what happens to cutletts.

Nah bro, uncut.

>>12105027

maybe next time

>>12105047

:(

>> No.12105316

>>12104492
What exercise is best for motorboating? Have the same issue with condoms others have, but believe if one can thrust mechanically enough, it doesn't matter.
Cycling while standing?

>> No.12105368

>>12105047
This

>>12104492
Op is virgin
Probably faggot

>> No.12105398

>>12105099
Some men wear condoms just for the effect you complain about. They fuck much longer and enjoy the experience more.

>> No.12105402

>>12104796
That's pretty normal to be honest, m8. The whole window shopping with hookers thing is really unnatural and nothing like typical bf/gf relationships. It can be really hard for some guys to relax and for those who can relax it can still be hard to get aroused because there's no foreplay, no connection etc. Just a woman who pulls her clothes off and starts touching your dick and inside you know it's only because you paid her.

I've had hookers way beyond my league in terms of looks, naked, touching me, talking dirty and I'm soft as butter. Then I've had girls who I wouldn't even consider dating stroking the inside of my leg in the car and getting me hard as a rock. There's just a lot of excitement that is lost when you pay for it.

It's definitely harder for a first timer and the other thing is the quality of the girl. You're very rarely going to get a particularly good experience with one of those low price 'I have to stand in a window in my panties and fuck twenty drunk tourists every day' type girls.