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12100642 No.12100642 [Reply] [Original]

Would you make a deal with the devil to get one billion dollars, tax free, in exchange for dying at 50 years old guaranteed? Within the very second you turn 50 years old, you drop dead as if from natural causes.

>> No.12100671

>>12100642
Nope
By the time I'm 50 tech will be so advanced that I'll be able to live for thousands of years minimum

>> No.12100690

>>12100671
Even if there is one only the absolute elite will make use of it pajeet.

>> No.12100761

Sure, I will die earlier due to lung failure anyways, so give me that deal, I'll gladly live those rest of my 22 years like an absolute king while trying to build it up in a way my family will never have to care about working again.

>> No.12100788

>>12100642
yep.

When you think about how much of your life you waste working in a job just to pay the bills its easily worth it. You'd have more time for yourself and be able to experience much more.

>> No.12100832

Yeah probably. Because I'm in my 20's now if I get 1 bill right now in my bank I can properly divide it, start making kids so they become independent before I die, etc.

>> No.12100893
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>>12100671
>thinks a pleb like him will have access to life extension tech

>> No.12100932

>>12100788
This.

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>>12100761
>>12100788
>>12100832
But we will probably regret our decision at 49. Knowing that you made death for yourself.

>> No.12101086

>>12100642

If the devil were real, I wouldn't give a shit about money, would become a priest and be comfy in heaven after I die.

>> No.12101103

>>12101086

Now this is the 5D chess answer

>> No.12101133

>>12100642
I woulda taken it if offered at 20. Now that I'm 30 I have less time to enjoy the money, dunno if it's worth it

reminder, though, there's no guarantee any of us will make it to 50. You could get hit by a truck tomorrow. Don't waste your life