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Do you even jelq?

>> No.12096628

>>12096579
That's just his shirt folded. I refuse to believe his dick is big.

>> No.12096631

>>12096628
He's australian. They all have huge dicks, metaphorically and literally.

>> No.12096634

>>12096628
it's not even that big, how small is your dick?

>> No.12096637

>>12096634
fucking shut up

>> No.12096639

>>12096628
implying that's just his shirt folded
implying that's necissarily big

>> No.12097014

>>12096579
u jelq? is it a meme?

>> No.12097060

>>12097014
It works but it takes an insane, near autistic level of time and dedication.

>> No.12097071

>>12096579
He could just be STIFF

>> No.12097086

>>12097060
Why would it work? Erect is pumped with blood as well. Also if you squeeze your PC muscle or BC I forgot it pumps even more blood in your penis and expands it like crazy (it looks like it'll explode, that much). Why would squeezing that muscle not enlarge it? Why should jelqs enlarge it if it's also about pushing blood in le penis. What's your results? Wanna share? Gl

>> No.12097101

>>12096579
It’s one of his testicles. I was actually there.

>> No.12097474

i used to think jelqing was a meme, but after reading medical journal articles about priaprism causing megalophallus I was thinking it might have some merit. I think most of jelqing is bs. Essentially you need to self induce priaprism if you want your dick to get bigger. Taking a bunch of dick pills to get as hard as possible and tugging on your dick in the right way should do that, but I haven't tried personally myself yet

>> No.12097684

>>12097474
Tugging is safest desu. Jelqing can fuck up your existence swiftly like a thief in the night. Tugging will strengthen your PC muscle. It can be used to stop ejaculation (good for multiple orgasms and preserving semen which is imperative for a healthy and productive life), it stops urine leakage or lessens it and gives rock hard erections so cures ED as well. My personal experience is that tugging pumps crazy blood, more so than jelqing and is safer but more exhausting. I really want to experiment now. It also seems very unlikely that ten thousands of users on multiple forums are lying about jelqing.

>> No.12097880

>>12096579
he's fat, that is his stomach tucked under his belt and into his pants. zoom in and you'll see

>> No.12097909

>>12096579
Jelqing is a good way to get a pencil dick lmaoooo

>> No.12097922

>>12096579
the amount of pajeets posting back and forth like CSW is a thing is comical.

>> No.12097967

>>12097684
i jelq'd and fucked my dick up. now i start cumming before i feel like i'm cumming so there goes my airtight pullout game

>> No.12097970

>>12097880
>he's fat,

he's actually really fuckin chiselled. like. a greek statue. has rock hard abs, biceps like cannons , glutes of steel, and a massive throbbing cock that he bangs all the chicks with. he is the perfect male form. he is satoshi.

>> No.12098047

>>12097060
true... you have to do it EVERYDAY. 2 days without jelging and the gains of 2 years (0,5 inch) are gone. This is my experience.

>> No.12098063

>>12097970
sounds like you really want to suck him off anon.

>> No.12098118

STIFF level 9000

>> No.12098134

>>12096628
>he thinks that’s a big dick

>> No.12098271
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12098271

yes do the needful sir buy real satoshi visions bsv very stiff investment sir

>> No.12098820

>>12096579
Hi /biz/

Dunno what this collective meme faketoshi fakedick freakout is about but this is called a paunch. Look at any other video his whole body is in. He's just fat.

/thread

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>>12098271
Sir I went all in on bsv
I have .7 bsv will I make it sirs?

>> No.12098839
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>>12096628
that's one of his balls. his dick wrap around his waist across his back

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12099115

imagine having such a small dick that you have to literally suck up to governments after they investigate you and raep you for with the australian IRS m8

>> No.12099297

>>12098063

yes,,, but why dont yio wont to? he is satoshi

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12099920

>>12097970
Based and Craigpilled

>> No.12100402

>>12098839
wtf is wrong with white people.

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>>12099920
csw kind clever like krishna he real crypto stoshi gods very benevolent and stiff sir buy back for many stiff pump to moons sir

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>>12096579
>>12097014
>>12097086
>>12097474
>>12097684
>>12097909
>>12098047
Jelqing/Stretching works like African neck rings. Extends the dick/neck but it can make your dick/neck unuseable & limp. Jelq at your own retarded risk.

>> No.12100874

>>12099920

>he block pathe
>what u do?