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12084967 No.12084967 [Reply] [Original]

no tengo dinero edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxIGe1oOJQ

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd (embed)

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

calendars
https://www.forexfactory.com/
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

Previous thread >>12077431

>> No.12085032
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r u rdy 2 open, fren?

>> No.12085043
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>> No.12085050

Is today "The Big One"?

>> No.12085068
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Did I miss my chance to pick up cheap stocks

>> No.12085098

Well I have 255 SPY puts expiring this week. About to lose 30% of my life savings. I'm just numb honestly. The market was supposed to crash why the hell is it going up. All TA and momentum factors point to a downward trend.

>> No.12085110

>>12085068
next year you will have plenty of chances.

>> No.12085113

>>12085068
Yeah

>> No.12085115
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>>12085098
>The market was supposed to crash why the hell is it going up
>TA and momentum factors

>> No.12085120

Futures are starting to scare me. There is no way we climb any higher after a 2% gap up on the open, right?

>> No.12085137
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>b-b-b-but this was supposed to be the Greater Depression, why aren't we going down????
>REEEEE YOU TOLD ME THERE WAS GOING TO BE A RECESSION

>> No.12085138

>>12085098
I said 267 yesterday, I was a hair off. We will probably hit 278-281 range soon, shiftable there.

>> No.12085144

>>12085098
If you had looked at D1 from October to now you would have seen that it has been bouncing between 2630 and 2820.

>> No.12085145

>>12085050
Yeah, we're going to make up the losses from the past month. At LEAST +5% on all the major indices. Libtard Soros is about to become homeless when all his shorts backfire.

>> No.12085155

>>12085098
Gotta limit your risk, bro. It's about consistency and spotting opportunities, not "one big all-in trade because I know I'm right"

feel better, anon. you're a better trader because of this learning experience.

>> No.12085174

>>12085098
Don't worry, they'll expire just in time for the drop NEXT week.

>> No.12085205

Threadly reminder that there is nothing more pathetic then bears

>> No.12085212

>>12085098
Anon why didn't you tell us you were betting your life savings against the market, that's like the ultimate buy signal for me.

>> No.12085229

>>12085098
Didn't you get the memo that the market is really just one giand BLACKED gangbang scene ?

Protip: yes, YOU are the little white girl.

>> No.12085281

>>12085098
Ah one not must simply see the dragonfly doji, one must also act upon it.

Bruce Lee

>> No.12085287

>>12084967
I got GE at 12, it's at 7. I don't want to be the guy who 'sells low' but I'm starting to think as a company its done.

>> No.12085294

>>12085287
The brand alone is worth enough for some conglomerate for a potential takeover. Just sit tight.

>> No.12085295

>>12085281
When the bottom wick is long, prepare the bull's dong.

Warren Buffet

>> No.12085331

>>12085287
You should have sold on the initial dump which was a signal of continuing momentum downward. Now the weekly candles are starting to form small bodies and showing some consolidation. It is also near the lows from the crash in 2008 now.
Who knows, but I think there is a decent possibility for at least a short term bounce and then if that happens you can decide whether to exit or keep longing.

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>>12085295

You'd be shocked what people will tell you for a few thousand dollars.

Steven A. Cohen

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5 minute warning

>> No.12085359

I want to purchase some volatility put options, but my fucking shit isn't loading.

>> No.12085372

>>12085331
right, with blue chip I try to go beyound the tech analysis though. They dropped down to 12-14 to begin with because of their horrible financial packages and bankrupt pension system. I was hoping the fundamentals, you know, what made GE - GE was still functioning.

>> No.12085377

>>12085359
you could buy SXVY instead, or is your whole shit not working

>> No.12085380
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Once more into the breech, dear friends, once more!

>> No.12085388

DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.12085394

>>12085287
sell some covered calls

>> No.12085418

>mfw just do the opposite of what Bloomberg advertises on TV

Those Jews were saying it was going to crash, all the signs were downwards. Now look at it. Luuuul

>> No.12085423

Bears on suicide watch

>> No.12085428

we're going to close the gap. then I think we'll be uptrending for the rest of the day

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>>12085043
NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LUMBER AND LEAN HOGS

>> No.12085444

Up for the rest of the week or two, then test ~2800

>> No.12085452

>>12085377
My Runescape trading platform isn't loading. Cock sucking Russian hackers are fucking my shit up.

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>>12085434

>> No.12085503

>TFW holding SFIX like a retard

>> No.12085509
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Bullish Bias

>> No.12085534
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We're slipping. Apple dragging us down. It's over.

>> No.12085537

STOP BUYING

>> No.12085541

>>12085098
I thought puts were supposed to limit your loses?

>> No.12085557

why is O at alltime high? What are they doing?

>> No.12085564

>>12085541
If you’re holding the underlying equity to sell at strike, if the price of the underlying moves under strike.

>> No.12085578

If anybody else was marked as a Day trader by Robinhood on accident send them a support ticket, appearently it was because of the George Bush funeral and they're system was marking people as day traders

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Food bouncing back

>> No.12085629

CMON lets go close that gap.. its going to happen sooner or later today just get it done.

>> No.12085631

>>12085564
I didn’t get all that, but I thought the most you can lose is how much premium you’ve paid for the put? Anyways thinking about buying some puts myself, for the first time. Still not sure what a good expiration date or strike price is.

>> No.12085636

>>12085578
It’s been almost a week and robinhood is still reviewing my application. Piece of garbage

>> No.12085648

>>12085631
Honestly just read a book on options before you go in, you'll get crushed.

>> No.12085651

>NVDA up 3% in futures
>immediate go to -0.7% in half an hour

What do ((((they)))) know that we don't?

>> No.12085655
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Where this market is going, it doens't need ROAD

>> No.12085661
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>>12085631
>lose
>premium
>put
>buying
>first time
>expiration
>strike

>> No.12085668

>>12085636
I sent mine yesterday at lunch and i just got it a hour ago, did you send it on the weekend?

>> No.12085688

>>12085631
Yeah, you only risk your premium, but you should definitely study more, before you lose it all.

>> No.12085703

>>12085631
buy the VXX puts that expire on friday with a strike price of $40 for what ever the fuck they'll sell them to you for.

>> No.12085716

I guess i bought those defence stocks at the right time, nothing but non-stop green so far

>> No.12085734

>>12085651
Yesterday and today was one elaborate bull trap.

>> No.12085740

>>12085703
Just keep an eye on the dark pool 266.66 number.

>> No.12085768
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Y'all need to see this.

>> No.12085789

aussie with 300k wat do?

>> No.12085795

Who here Bear in morning Bull in evening mode?

>> No.12085800

>>12085789

give me 20k and i'll tell you cunt

>> No.12085804
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The GIS kiss

>> No.12085816
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

IBM stopped by yesterday and gib me some money

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>>12085789
>aussie with 300k wat do?

Pay it to your Emu overlords

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"chart master hour" on cnbc's boomer show :) usually they have no clue what they are doing and half of the time goes to talk about someones new haircut, but it's great entertainment! far more better than most comedy tv shows

>> No.12085825

>>12085648
Lol what’s the big deal? The most I can lose is premium. How will a $100 premium “crush” me?
>>12085661
?
>>12085688
Again, lose what all? The floor is premium. What else is there to lose?
>>12085703
Why do you have a username on an anon forum?

>> No.12085835

>>12085789
20% Dividend Kings/Aristocrats
50% mutual funds (growth, income, emerging markets, etc - use a reputable financial institution like Vanguard or American Funds)
20% Bonds (most in US but some emerging market bonds)
10% Cash

>> No.12085836

>>12085824
woops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZFa3mXVtVc

>> No.12085839

>>12085825
You'll lose more if you keep putting money in without a clue.

>> No.12085840

>>12085668
Nope, maybe I’m just unlucky

>> No.12085847

>>12085839
What part of “expecting to lose 100% of premium at most” do you not fucking understand?

>> No.12085854

feel like we're gonna leave this range to the downside. the rallies keep getting shallower

>> No.12085869

>>12085847
What part of "I'm a degenerate gambler" don't you understand?

>> No.12085879

>>12085835
... then retire to Thailand.

>> No.12085889
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>>12085854
Lol no. Maybe retrace the gap but bulls are well in control here.

>> No.12085898

>>12085869
LMAO speak for yourself or your other chart watching NEET frens here. YOU’RE the gambler if you’re not alg trading, and I doubt you are or else you wouldn’t be on this shithole site

>> No.12085906

>>12085287
I bought at 13 and got out at 11 immediately when they announced their dividend cut. no ragerts. only the 4th stock I sold in the last 4 years.

>> No.12085916

>>12085825
I prefer to remain unanonymous. If you spend enough time in here, you can see the majority of the anonymous posters aren't even anonymous anymore.

>> No.12085925

what the fuck is going on with NBEV? that stock is always in a bull run now.

>> No.12085933

>>12085847
Don't listen to them, believe in yourself fully, but in a small extent.

>> No.12085936

>>12085925
Farm bill will legalize CBD then the partnership will be announced with KO

>> No.12085940

Campbells soup is on a golden bullrun

>> No.12085949
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Let's go farm bill! Get it done before new years pls. My stonks want to moon.

https://mobile.twitter.com/senatemajldr/status/1072267971278635008

>> No.12085963

>>12085933
Or you could lose your shit sense of humor and try to make a point?

>> No.12085979

why is WM so good bro's?

>> No.12085985
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Almost everything bullish. Lots if stuff coiling up just below key resistances. Strap in. Buy it nya.

Nya!

>> No.12085987

>>12085963
Calm your tits newfag.

>> No.12085988

I swear to god Interactive Brokers is monitoring my desktop. I have had 3 trades today where I moved my stop up to $10 profit and just let the trade go all-or-nothing and every time it goes up I get to around $50 profit, comes back down, stops me out, runs $100+. I don't enter my stops into the market either, I just hover them on the platform and get ready to hit them as price comes into the level. Bout ready to just cut out before I go on tilt.

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Watching this Congressional Hearing. All I hear is "Thank you come again"

>> No.12086001
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>>12085985
GOLDEN BULL RUN

>> No.12086009

>>12085987
My tits are calm as cucumbers

>> No.12086012

buy googl short spy

>> No.12086041

this is a very short green day

>> No.12086055

I'm thinking of O and LAND for my dividend income stocks. IRM payout ratio is too high. What you think?

>> No.12086083

bulls having fun rn?

>> No.12086084

>>12086055
Take a look at NRZ

>> No.12086090
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what went wrong?

>> No.12086100

Oh no, Was yesterday just a bull trap...?

>> No.12086105

>>12086100
no we will fill the gap then blast off

>> No.12086159

Been reading several news articles where financial experts are speculating massive sell offs.
What do you goes thing off these cause I noticed to day and yesterday you guys seem pretty happy with the recent volitilty though I know you all aren't batshit insane day traders

>> No.12086176

I hope you lads closed your long positions

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy/article/2177515/former-canadian-diplomat-michael-kovrig-detained-china

>> No.12086178

>>12086159
what are you saying

>> No.12086189

>>12086159
>What do you goes thing off these
wat?

>> No.12086202

>>12086176
Not like this

>> No.12086220

YOU GUYS SAID IT WAS GONNA BE GREEN. ITS ALRDY FINISHED AAAAAAA

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>>12085098

Pan American Silver is mooning, lads

>> No.12086248

>>12086220
There’s potential for an ugly inverse H&S forming.

>> No.12086260

>in a bull market stocks open lower and close higher
>in a bear market stocks open higher and close lower
How many times are you gonna fall for the futures rug pull?

>> No.12086274
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Aaaaa... the classic suckers' rally

>> No.12086281

I have ascended into a Dividend Aristocrat

>> No.12086320
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>>12086220
Just wait for the afternoon power hour
This is a classic bear trap, we'll have +3% by EOD or I'll fly to your city and suck your dick

>> No.12086325

end of euromarket close sell off
Bullrun coming up for Lunch

>> No.12086359

I got a BIG surprise for you TQQQ guys later this afternoon ;)

>> No.12086370

>>12085889
It doesn't look good for your case.

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>>12085098
>About to lose 30% of my life savings.
You are like a little baby.
Watch this.

>> No.12086382

>>12086375
Anon I...

>> No.12086389

>>12086375
How?

>> No.12086390

>>12086382
He can't even afford to buy some cigarettes after getting fucked like that.

>> No.12086392
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>>12086375
That's from Reddit you fag.

Unless you crosspost.

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>>12086325
no retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5joh744cao

>> No.12086395

>>12086375
Lol was literally just looking at it on reddit

>> No.12086396

Here we go.

>> No.12086407

>>12086395
>>12086392
>>12086375
You all have to go back

>> No.12086410
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>>12086392
>>12086395

>> No.12086414

So what do if interest rate goes to zero?

>> No.12086422

>>12084967
Someone just pump this shitty market !!!
Aaaahhhhh !!!!

>> No.12086423
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>>12086395

>> No.12086427
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WEED STOCKS

>> No.12086440

>>12086422
No one pumps at 11:30 you have to wait.

>> No.12086462

remember when they said trade talks were back on the table? Yeah, they're not going to come to an agreement.

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>Twitter

>> No.12086486

i alrdy sold my sqqq puts, the bear is resuming

>> No.12086489

The VIX is green again.....

>> No.12086548

Hope my TQQQutie Pies are ready

>> No.12086562

>>12086548
Im ready for my surprise

>> No.12086584

bull trap/dead cat bounce

>> No.12086602

>>12086084
Got 10 shares rn actually, but I am migrating toward less risk over the next several years with the impending downturn. Stocking up on large established divis and BLV. Definitely want more NRZ in the future, I may buy when my GECC order @8.99 fills.

>> No.12086630

>>12086584
Looks like a solid trend reversal. The gap is closed and the bulls are in control for the time being.

>> No.12086633

>>12086189
Simple as have been gone done, though noticed what do goes.

>> No.12086635
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>>12085434
reading the words 'lean hogs' made me bust up with keks...im in a public coffee shop
thanks anon

>> No.12086655

>>12086630
>>12086584

NVM trump said he'll shut down the government if he doesn't get his way.

Fucking hell its like trading in the Obama era- every time he opens his mouth the market gets scared af

>> No.12086664

I'm just hoping SQQQ goes up steadily.

>> No.12086675

>>12086664
Maybe, I hope you bought in late august otherwise ur pretty much buying it right at the top

>> No.12086678

>>12086655
government shut downs are good for the market.

>> No.12086686

>>12086675
I only got back into trading in November.

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>>12086635
glad you found it amusing

>>12086664
>implying bear markets are steady

dips are fast and extreme, the movement back up is generally what's steady

>> No.12086700

>>12086686
Alright man, You just made some bux with the SQQQ just now but be careful

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gOldEnBuLl RuN

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Ferrero and Rothchilds are now trying to buy Campbells soup segment

The deal would be worth 2 billion, which is fucking nothing. They should at least put it up for 5 billion. Sad
At least Snyders lance will still be Campbells, thats all that matters

>> No.12086730

bulls btfo lmao

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>>12086709
Hater

>> No.12086747
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>>12086709

>> No.12086757
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top kek. Pence is about to smack this bitch

>> No.12086789

*opens pink wojak folder*

>> No.12086790

>>12086709
you could have my blood plasma in your body at this very moment

>> No.12086797

Suprise!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12086805

No, stop that!

>> No.12086814

>>12086789
*screencaps my portfolio*

>> No.12086832
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bow down to my predictions
i should get a tripcode. Anyways AMA

>> No.12086835

>>12086731
realist

>>12086790
they wouldnt last a week @_@

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Citibank hitting the do or die trendline

>> No.12086840
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>>12086814
*loads the shotgun*

>> No.12086842

>>12086678

Don't reply to me tripfag

>> No.12086846

>>12086835
Gopro Deans FLIPPENING today

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>>12086840
>>12086842
NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE STOP I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE ANY MORE MONEY

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12086855

WHY DID I BUY BUD AT $89 JESUS CHRIST GO BACK UP NOOOOO

>> No.12086869

post more anime women

>> No.12086886
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>>12086869
personally fav

>>12086846
;_; s-shut up GPRO still preforming @ market

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Is AMD a good stock?

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>>12086835
that is true, and I haven't donated plasma in a while
still, it's interesting to think that the plasma I donated actually went into someone's body

>> No.12086898

>>12086855
lol I bought SAM at $300

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>>12086855
Even TQQQ is outperforming it this year on the drops

>>12086869
like what you see

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Will Tesla still exist in 10 years?

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>>12085098
Use your common sense anon, the big crash will require a deeper trigger than we've had so far, and the underlying economic picture hasn't progressed to that point yet. It'll be another couple months yet. Until then, there might be the occasional correction, but don't believe the end is neigh until we're talking about large amounts of small banks defaulting or a couple very large banks going under. While there's still some liquidity flowing, people will play the game.

>> No.12086925

>>12086916
In 10 years it will be 2000 still blowing out Short shorts

>> No.12086931

>>12086916
It'll be a Ford subsidiary

>> No.12086932

And the afternoon rally down into the pits of hell begin. It’s a race to the bottom, folks!

>> No.12086939

>>12086916
It's a real coin toss at this point. GM's big missteps lately may actually hand them the market opening they need. But who knows, it's entirely possible they go bankrupt in the next crash and their physical assets bought up by a larger more established company.

>> No.12086947

>>12086842
Sorry, i'm not sorry.

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SFIX if you have a day trade.

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DONALD TRUUUUMPPP

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>>12086895
your bloods too old for me ne ways
am only like blood of teenagers and middle schoolers

that way it keep me of young

>> No.12086990

every rally is weaker what the fuck did i say?

>> No.12087020
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buy buy buy

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>>12086886
>GPRO still preforming @ market
Thats a straight up LIE

>> No.12087039

Mike Tyson just announced share buy-backs and Christmas bonus to all investors in TVIX.

>> No.12087042

>>12086891
It is for me, but I got in under $6.

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>>12087026
the market... of ma heart......

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>> No.12087084

>>12085068
how did I miss it? isn't it still volatile?

>> No.12087112

is this the part of the day where the spx falls though the floor into a black hole?

>> No.12087133

SSO AND QLD BULLS R I S E U P

LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO

>> No.12087136

>>12087084
>he didn't buy HEAR at .60

>> No.12087155

I was going to make a post regarding how this market is dead and we're entering a bear market, but I know that the response would be met by (im a long term bagholder and don't need to sell), but you know what. Fuck it just buy it nya.

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say my name

>> No.12087194

>>12087136
how tf do you find stocks like that? newfag here. any websites you research on?

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Banks should have a pretty large bounce after XLF touches 23.80 and people stop worrying about the 3/5 curve
Buy C, buy USB, buy JPM

>> No.12087228

newfag, how much do you need to really make a dent with investing? $5k is my money right now.

>> No.12087246

>>12087184
Economist Mag Salesman of the Year.

>> No.12087250

>>12087228
You can easily make about 1000$ a week with that

>> No.12087252

>>12087184
SCHIFF U FUG

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>>12087228
start out small while you're still figuring out what you're doing and then add more later
there's no reason to put a lot of money at risk while you still don't know what you're doing

>>12086974
I turned 20 in May, and I donated plenty of plasma before then

>> No.12087259

>>12087228
That's good for starting off Anon.

>>12087250
That's if you're willing to loose 1000 in a week just as well.

>> No.12087285

>>12087259
Nah i trust anons not to make bad decisions.

>> No.12087295

Give me 1 good reason to not all in SDIV

>> No.12087317

bear is back fgts

>> No.12087324

>>12087285
Now is not a good time to invest in risky assets, imo.

>> No.12087336

I got a great idea! We do an options spread, where we long concrete and aggregate and we long market volatility. This way when the government shuts down because of the lack of funding for the wall we make money on volatility, or they fund the wall and our concrete moons. It's fucking win win.

>> No.12087353

>>12087255
Ohhh 20 am acceptably >:v
Gimme your blood !!

Seriously if me ever make it, gonna have battery of healthy kindergarteners constantly "donating" me their plasma
It will be great

>> No.12087364

>>12087255
homosexuals can't donate blood you fucking retard.

>> No.12087370

i'm going to be 75%+ cash in the next few months
once you reach your multiplier cash out
dont be emotional
you all know what's coming

>> No.12087392

>>12087364
Pretty sure they can if they're a virgin

>> No.12087408

uhh guys you told me the jews were just kiking me why is everything going down again

>> No.12087414

>>12087295
is that 9% dividend?

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>>12087295
pic related

You'd get a better result long term just investing in solid growers like ITW, SBUX, AOS, KO, MSFT, AAPL, with lower yields but div growth and price appreciation.

I mean it wouldn't be a terrible choice as a portion of your div portfolio, but I wouldn't go all in on it based on its declining price history

t. dividend anon

>> No.12087449

>>12087414
Yes 13cents a month for 18.4X a share

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Whats the best REIT? Is it SNH?

>> No.12087470

>>12087447
I got a great idea for a fund. We'll just pay dividends to the investors with the money we get from new investors buying the fund. We'll all get super rich.

>> No.12087485

>>12087458
it's CXW

>> No.12087486

>>12087295
pain to do your taxes properly since its foreign income. i own DIV, used to own SDIV

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>>12086916

Probably get bought out at some point.

>>12086757
>how did this woman get this job?
>why are we sitting here talking to her?
>what is she even saying?
>i'm hungry
>would it look bad on camera if we had the kitchen send something up right now?

>> No.12087498

>>12087447
isn't it relatively expensive to hold as well

>> No.12087508

>>12087458
Data centers have the best long term growth story. Stay the fuck away from anything in the office sector

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>>12086427
>WEED STOCKS


God damn right.

>> No.12087528

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.12087532

>>12086757
fucking schoomer yuking it up

>> No.12087589

I guess the market is reacting very poorly to the exchange going on in the oral office. Probably best to just sell.

>> No.12087600

>>12087589
Don't do this, if that's what's causing it that's something temporary.

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>>12087532
>schoomer

He was really jewing it up

>> No.12087614

>>12087589
A bull just got arrested for fraud on the CME floor, just a delay

>> No.12087615

>>12087589
whats goin on?

>> No.12087617

>>12087259
how?

>> No.12087636

>>12087617
In order to get big gains like that, about 20% on a weekly basis, it requires taking on a massive amount of risk. The best you can get while retaining the value of your money for sure will be about 4 or 5%.

>> No.12087692

>>12087615
trump said we're getting the fucking wall or the government shuts down

>> No.12087696

>>12087508
Why do you think offices are bad? I'm not disagreeing, just curious to hear what you're thinking.

>> No.12087713

>>12087617
By trading options, not investing lad. You’ll need the gut and balls for it.

>> No.12087731

>>12087470
*upvoted by BasedBernieM1117

>> No.12087739

>>12087692
>trump said we're getting the fucking wall or the government shuts down

I's all a ploy, if the Dems do not cave and the jew Schumer does his rat shit again, then Trump will order the US Army Corps of Engineers to build it.

>> No.12087753

>>12087692
ur fuckin kiddin right?

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>> No.12087783

>>12087692
based

>> No.12087790

>>12087617
get rich quick schemes is for suckers and degenerates

if you want to actually retire with a sizable nestegg, invest $1000 every month for the next 5 months of what you have, then make scheduled investments either every two weeks for every month with the same amount into solid stocks. ETFs or mutual funds. The more capital you input in your earlier years the more you'll make down the line

>> No.12087794

>>12087766
please delete this

>> No.12087804

>>12087692
BASED TRUMP

Build the wall and help save some of that $100B a year illegal immigration costs

>> No.12087809

>>12087692
Good. We need it.

The only reason it's opposed is because it's a symbolic win for Trump. There is nothing inhumane about solidifying terrible border security.

>> No.12087810

>>12087766
QT started in 2014 so...

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>>12087794

>> No.12087821

weak ass bulls

>> No.12087834

You guys seem sane so I'm going to post it here.

What the fuck is this board really about? Aside from a few threads this looks like r9k but with way less porn. There's like five threads for every cryptocoin in existence, have the mods/janitors abandoned you guys?

>> No.12087852

>>12087810

Are you for real?

>> No.12087856

>>12087834
We're the OGs talking about the big boy markets.

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>tfw fell for the bull trap today

>> No.12087864

>>12087809
We don't need a wall, we can have open boarders but no more gibs.

>> No.12087885

>>12087852
Do you think Im joking?
They stopped adding to their balance sheet in 2014 and their should only be a 4% drop by 2020, but doomsday tards can think otherwise

>> No.12087887

>>12087861
I bought puts on the Qs this morning.

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>>12087834
Think of the board as a fallout nuclear wasteland and this thread as being a vault.

>> No.12087911

>>12086832
Maybe go back ?

>> No.12087915

>>12086852
imagine making or losing less than $10 per day. i see your posts and you hold the dumbest shit ever. you should be playing with options if you have less than $10k. post your all-time plz. you post your portfolio every thread and it looks the same every time. im tired of your fucking bullshit

>> No.12087921

>>12087790
this is exactly what I do, $500 twice a month into QLD and SSO, rotating between the 2. Since you seem like a true investor not a meme buyer, hwo do you feel about 2x ETFs versus boomer tier SPY/QQQ? Been thinking about going 25% in each of these 4 funds so I am 1.5x leveraged in both Chadaq and SP500 until I get closer to retirement age, then transitioning into predominantly divvys.

>> No.12087926

>>12087834
Why do you ask here? We are not affiliated with /biz/.

>> No.12087933

>>12087864
you are just saying this because you want cheap drugs
wall cost 30b and will save us much much more
Of course the cheapest and most effective solution is to just shoot them all we cant have that now can we

>> No.12087935

>>12087864
We don't need more migrants. Especially low skilled Mexican trash. We have a low trust society already. No need to bottom it out.

>> No.12087951

>>12087894
Sometimes I like to venture out to the wasteland in search of quality OC, but it's mostly just the same threads over and over. You've got the "how much for this broad", the "I've been absolutely justed by crypto blog post thread", the "Buy shitcoin x before it moons", the "Bull Market's here even though we're still down 80% ytd" thread, and of course the memes and shiposting threads.

>> No.12087952

>>12087864
A wall is literally the cheapest and most effective border control solution.

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>>12087766
yea basically, its uncanny how well things line up from policies 10 years ago with ever recent drop
still thought that people had priced that in already...

also nice double-dubs (dub-dubs)

>> No.12087981

Is GECC a good buy?

>> No.12087986

Not sure why people give a fuck about immigration. Illegal immigrants have been going back to Mexico willingly because America is a shithole that pretends it's not.

>> No.12087989

>>12087885

If i started drinking beer exponentionaly but reached a plateu someday and stopped at 300 beers a day would you say im now a sober boi who got his act together?

>> No.12087997

>>12087986
could i make $200k/year in Mexico as an IT nerd?

>> No.12088000

>>12087986
its not even Mexicans is the people coming from central america
Mexicans for the most part are great people and I can't wait to turn Mexico into our new China

>> No.12088005

>>12087952
Nah we should let the migrants in because why should I have to hire an American at $15-20 per hour when I could get a migrant to work even harder for $5 and hour. Also by cutting gibs we don't have to fix social security.

>> No.12088008

Here comes my suprise. Enjoy the free bullrun tech bros.

>> No.12088009

>>12087986
Most of them care because the ones that stay are collapsing the welfare system we have. 1st gen legal immigrant families come in second behind them. I for one am planning on going for the long con and moving to Mexico to live like a king so I don't have to pay for their shit. They won't even see it coming.

>> No.12088014

>>12087989
not a good comparison

More like you quit drinking in 2014, suffered withdrawals, then in 2016 Trump gave you motivation to be a Chad

>> No.12088015

Give me kindergartener blood!!!!

>> No.12088031

Should I buy FB puts right nows?

>> No.12088043

>>12088031
yeah so you trigger the big boys to pump it to 200 thanks

>>12088008
Thanks bro

>> No.12088055

>>12087692

I guess that might have had something to do with the drop today but there are technical reasons also. Gap up needed filling on S&P. As a bonus -and this i think was trump shitpost related- it retested lower trend line and held it today. Outlook remains bullish as far as I'm concerned based on technicals.

>> No.12088067

>>12088005
You can still do that with a wall, you just get really strong migrants who can climb.

>> No.12088071

Literally every trade has gone against me as if the hammer of god waiting for my orders to go through

Fuck me I need a break from trading.

>> No.12088075

>>12088067
I like my laborers too stupid to get any ideas like climbing over a wall to seek a better life.

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>>12087834
containment board for /g/ from when BTC was $100 a coin

>>12087894
>>Think of the board as a fallout nuclear wasteland and this thread as being a vault.
thats what /pol/ was, containment for /news/ but the vault was broken, and the board grew too much
i think /news/ has died once or twice since /pol/ was born

also /mlp/ /tr/ and /vg/ are all containment boards too

>>12087864
>>We don't need a wall, we can have open boarders but no more gibs.
the only way to do that is to have open borders with super gives (for citizens only)

wall is the cheapest way to stop people from breaking the fucking law to come in (instead of coming legally)

>> No.12088090

>>12088075
Hire american

>> No.12088093

>>12088090
Do you consider Peurto ricans American?

>> No.12088098

>>12088093
No

>> No.12088104

>>12087926
>this
I wish we could have our own board just for stocks and other legitimate business endevours. I like crypto but I’m sick of it flooding this board when I just want to actually learn something.

>> No.12088110

should i pick up some TQQQ on this 40% off sale? That movement is crazy, $72+ to $45 in just a few months....cheapies tho

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>>12088005
>>12088075
people who unironically believe this are the very reason we need a wall in the first place

>based-baggy shitposting primetime


>>12088093
absolutely, seeing how they have american citizenship, live on american land, and are a political subdivision of the federal government

>> No.12088118

>>12088110
Yes, and SPXL and next week get FAS

>> No.12088143

>>12088113
I have a few of them as employees, they work really hard but complain alot and clique up pretty hard

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Canopy Growth breaking out! It has been putting in dojis all day until now. Hello buy volume I missed you baby girl.

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IMPEACH TRUMP

>> No.12088172

>>12087861
i'm waiting until after the 18th to invest my second bi-monthly amount. Isn't that when the FED lets us know about December hikes?

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>>12088172
>FED

>> No.12088187

>>12088172
the point of consistent investments monthly or bimonthly or whenever you decide is that you DONT try to time anything

your working against yourself kid, just buy when the day comes up, even if its at an all time high

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>pre power hour
Cant wait for the real pump in 10 minutes

>> No.12088206

WHAT THE FK Y IS IT RECOVERING SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAA

>> No.12088213

>>12087834
Shitty get rich quick schemes for zoomers

/smg/ is degenerate options gambling general though

>> No.12088223

>>12087766
It's almost like capitalism requires state intervention to maintain profits for investors or something.
>>12087966
If the market could price everything in like that perfectly there wouldn't be any bubbles.

>> No.12088227

>>12088206
SUPRISE!!!!!

>> No.12088239

>>12088197
Don't count on it. Huge upper wicks show bears pressuring.

>> No.12088240

>>12088213
The amount of gambling is extremely concerning, I imagine a lot of people here are going to go broke in the next crash if they keep it up.

>> No.12088246

>GE -2.16%
RIP

>> No.12088264

>>12088246
I'd pick up some at $2 maybe.

>> No.12088269

>>12088240
Unless they have puts.

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>colgate break up

Nice knowing you peons
posted from colgate island

>> No.12088296

>>12088223
State intervention caused the mess so tards like yourself want more state intervention to attempt to fix it.

>> No.12088299

>>new
>>12088298
new
>>12088298

>> No.12088302

>>12088223
no, we were supposed to let the fucking banks fail retard. My generation was supposed to have an opportunity of ground floor from dead boomers, but the head nigger decreed everybody is entitled to gib me dats even the big banks so now my generation got fucked out of the opportunities from a giant crash.

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>>12088143
they voted for statehood in 2012 i think, but congress wont accept them because it would ruin the bipartisan balance in congress

>>12088223
>>It's almost like capitalism requires state intervention to maintain profits for investors or something.
either get rid of minimum wage laws or decrease the number of illegal immigrants while maintaining minimum wage
doing one without the other is a losing strategy every time

>>If the market could price everything in like that perfectly there wouldn't be any bubbles.
they can get it more accurate if they changed policies, adding extra uncertainty to the statics is a guaranteed backfire

also
>>12088296
>>12088302
both of them are right you know

>> No.12088403

>>12088147

Okay, made a little portfolio shuffle. Skimmed some profit from MPX and averaged up on Canopy Growth to ride this bull break.

>> No.12088417

>>12087636
can you elaborate? like what stocks to focus on?

>> No.12088688

>>12087921
i'm a boomer investor. 2/3 of my portfolio is in mutual funds and tax advantage accounts, 1/3 is in dividend growth portfolio with boring stocks.

Although I'll be looking into leveraged ETFs if we hit a legit recession

>> No.12089138

>>12088014
Disgusting. Looking up to chad.