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12073919 No.12073919 [Reply] [Original]

Alpha power moves at work?

I've recently started pulling my pants and trousers right down when using the urinal, so my bare ass is showing. Beta males will know you're the alpha

>> No.12073929
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alpha

>> No.12073933

>>12073919

some colleagues invited me to their party on Saturday night and this morning i’m going to tell my boss they were doing drugs

>> No.12073935
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When I was about 13 in secondary school I used to unironically believe it was alpha to use a urinal right next to someone even when the others were free, and the reason people didn't do it was cause they were scared of people knowing they had a small cock.

Even said it once to friends, luckily no one paid attention. Still cringe thinking about it but so fucking happy no one ever noticed

>> No.12073945

>>12073933
based as fuck

>> No.12073999

>>12073919
I spend 20 minutes minimum taking massive dumps at work every morning and I don't care that it's super obvious because I'm away from my desk for such a long time. Sometimes I don't even wash my hand and then I go mingle with my coworkers and shake their hand. It's hilarious to see them visibly cringe but they all shake my hand because they're too beta to reject/deny a handshake.
Who else here /paidtoshit/?

>> No.12074013

>>12073935
Why do you think it isn't?

>> No.12074386

>>12073933
exceptionally based

>> No.12074458
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>>12073933
This.
>normies and/or coworkers invite me to party
>go to party
>see they're doing drugs, usually smoking weed
>go to the toilet
>call the police
>nobody knows who it was
>conclude it might have been the neighbours
Get fucked druggies lmao

>> No.12074715

>>12073999
>Doesn't wash hands after using toilet

You are scum. Have a bad day

>> No.12074763

>>12073999

That’s fucking disgusting, and you’re a terrible human being.

>> No.12074800

I'm the only male at my workplace. So I have my own bathroom and unfortunately no other males to dominate.

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>>12073919
>boss makes a dollar
>I make a dime
>that’s why I shit on company time