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Is it really possible to get penis gains with jelqing? I'm a bit small and would like to be bigger, but I'm extreamly sceptical about everything that has to do with pe. Does it really work or is it just another scam?

>> No.12069669

You'll turn your benis purple, but yeah.

>> No.12069679

Worked for me for about 1cm

>> No.12069688

try asking fit, fa or lgbt

>> No.12069700
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My power region began to grow immensely around this time. The stretching and tearing and then healing period method of jelqing that I had moved on to was working. I had shot up from 1 or less inches to easily 6 or 7, and the scars along the way were proof that this was all thanks to the jelqing. I sometimes thought that the scars were bad because they didn't look like they would ever heal, and then I realized that they were proof of my progress, and of my drive to go on, and any girl who looked at it would understand that and know that they were honorable and symbolic - and also, she wouldn't care, because it would be so big she would totally freak out anyway.

Pretty soon, I was elected to be one of the moderators of the main jelqing board I posted on, JelqOrBeJelqed dot com, and I reigned supreme. I gave tons of advice to starter jelqers like I had been just last year, and told them that I was the ultimate vision of success and proof of the power of jelqing. About halfway through sophomore year, I developed my own unique variation on the tearing-and-healing method, which involved consumption of an all-dairy superfood diet and self-induced numbing of the region, and then MORE ferocious stretching and tearing. The method, which I called Super Rip-And-Repeat System, had soon gained enough reputation and was proven to work as a highly advanced method.

My adherents on the board took my word as the word of a jelqing god, and strictly followed my instruction, and this power was the first time in my life that I felt truly in control. Even better than that, though, was knowing that I was helping people like me, who needed help like this, who needed a positive force in their lives, and a guiding hand to slice up their private parts and stretch it out to unthinkable lengths.

I was forcing the hand of nature and in some ways had literally become a god.

>> No.12069704

>>12069679
Care to elaborate?
How long did it take and how often did you do it?
What about circumference?

>> No.12069864

>>12069704
Idk if it actually works long term but given that extension surgery is like 800 where i live and jelqing bullshit was taking 15 mins a day i stopped

But i went from like 6.75 in to 7.25 in keep in mind i waw in puberty so could have been that too

>> No.12069876

>>12069864
The surgery would most likely fuck your dick up.

>> No.12069898

You'd have a better chance losing as much fat as possible.

Every 10 pounds overweight hides 1 inch of dick, so do the math

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>>12069700
>one inch of cock and six inches of scar tissue

>> No.12070009

>>12069898
This is unironically true, but a bit exaggerated. My dick was like 7.5" hard and I gained about 50lbs over the last 2 yrs. Now my dick is like 6". Feelsbadman.

>> No.12070023

>>12069898
holy shit I have a 12 inch dick??

>> No.12070025

>>12070009
iktfb

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>>12069656
op

>> No.12070031

>>12069700
a classic