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What are some off-the-books ways to make money?

>> No.12059247 [DELETED] 

>>12059238
>The
tai lopez
taj mahal
FUCK JANNIES

>> No.12059250

>>12059238
what books?

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12059252

Make furry porn

>> No.12059291 [DELETED] 

>>12059252
FUK

>> No.12059305

>>12059238
Deliver Pizza by Contract. Tips are good weekends and sporting event nights

>> No.12059308

Make amateur porn. Seriously, with the quality cameras w/video recording built into phones these days shooting it would be easy. All you need is to draw up a consent form certifying that the performers are legal age and know what they're getting into as well as releasing you from any legal issues. So your ass is covered from a legal standpoint. Finding a girl to star in your production should be easy; girls are looser than ever now. That's how GDP got started

>> No.12059525

>>12059308
Create an instagram and get a decent following like 10k or more and do shout outs for money, many pages do it and surprisingly it works but it depends on your following

>> No.12059546 [DELETED] 

>>12059308
>>12059525
>be social
okay so it's impossible

>> No.12059610

Sold presses and weed for about a year and saved $20k, no idea what my total profit was as I was spending money pretty regularly. Pretty good deal in my opinion since all I did was get high as fuck. Most of the time I didn't even have to go anywhere, used friends' places or wherever I was at to trap it out. However, I will warn that after a while you will likely become really fucking paranoid. Started having nightmares of getting arrested and actually was very close to getting pinched. And also I was robbed at gunpoint for $800 once, but it was once. That's the game.

>> No.12059674

>>12059610
Been there, done that, not doing again. Almost got nabbed.

>> No.12059705

>>12059674
Aww almost got nabbed didja m8?
If you were any good at dealing you wouldn't have come "close" aside from passing a cop on the side of the road.
You've got plenty of ways to earn money.
Just think of yourself as a contractor. All you have to do is achieve whatever it takes for your client to be happy.
If you have cash to start with you pay people to do the work, you do the math- tack on 15-20% to your client et violet.

>> No.12059754

>>12059705
>>12059705
Some kid wanted to meet with me and pick up a 20

As soon as I pulled out 5 red cars (the task force here drives red cars) pulled out and got right behind me

I pulled a right turn into an apartment complex and the 5 cars just stood parked at the entrance

I got out and threw the shit in the woods

Eventually the cars left the entrance and I went home and threw my stash out

Just because you're a cringy loser doesn't mean other people are LARPing.

>> No.12059772

>>12059238

Hi IRS!

>> No.12059796

>>12059754
20 bag of weed?
r u srs. what kind of police cars about 2g's

>> No.12059804

>>12059754
You know there is probably a rico against you and you can lose everything and have everything seized because of money laundering, right?

Never say it on public places anymore, consider it a dark little secret and dont do shit again.

Peace

>> No.12059983

>>12059796
a 20 is 1 gram