/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12056697]

I haven't been outside for 4 months. Unironically.

[Anonymous No.12056707]

classic

[Anonymous No.12056710]

>>12056697
short the outside no stoploss

[Anonymous No.12056716]

Based frogposter

[Anonymous No.12056737]

>>12056697

i left the house yesterday for the first time in a month and went to the shops and all the npc normies freaked me out

[Anonymous No.12056755]

>>12056697
Based

[Anonymous No.12056765]

>>12056697
this, but unironically. Do all my shopping online etc.

[Anonymous No.12056774]

>>12056697
that's nothing, try years

[Anonymous No.12056779]

>>12056697
Reminds me of myself anon

[Anonymous No.12056832]

absolutely based

what a fucking Chad, OP

[Anonymous No.12056846]

>>12056737
Me too. Had to get food. I felt people looked at me funny, then I noticed in the mirror my nose hairs were super long

[Anonymous No.12056877]

I work outside for it's pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.12056880]

Test

[Anonymous No.12057022]

>>12056846
>>12056779
>>12056774
>>12056765
>>12056737
>>12056697
i'm the same as you anons, and sometimes i wonder how i'd manage if some apocalyptic event happened, like a solar flare destroying all electronic devices

on the one hand, i'm autistic as fug, so theoretically there should be little chance of survival, but on the other, all social conventions would disappear overnight, leaving just primal instincts and none of the normie bullshit we have to deal with on the daily, so maybe i could actually thrive in such an environment

[Anonymous No.12057032]

>>12056697
Coming up to 2 weeks for me.

[Anonymous No.12057067]

>>12057022
in such an environment, being socially versed will be even more important, because you'll rely on others wanting to give you stuff during scarcity.
unless your autism is the kind that instantly generates pity, you would be way more fucked than most people.

[Anonymous No.12057080]

>>12057022
I would just rob and kill people until I get killed or die desu. Not going to join some normie tribe.

[Anonymous No.12057082]

>>12056697
How long is required for special powers? I'm looking to improve myself?

[Anonymous No.12057147]

>>12056697
I lift three times a week. That's basically the only thing I've left my house for in five years. I feel bad for the tard wrangler that's eventually gonna have to come and get me when I lose it completely.

[Anonymous No.12057456]

>>12057147
>I feel bad for the tard wrangler that's eventually gonna have to come and get me when I lose it completely.

[Anonymous No.12057467]

i only go outside to buy food, if the supermarket near me delivered, i wouldn't ever go outside.

[Anonymous No.12057806]

>>12056697
You are basically Moses now.

[Anonymous No.12057809]

>going outside
are you some kind of animal

[Anonymous No.12057825]

>>12057022
Returning to primal life seems nice but an apocalyptic reset seems unlikely.

[Anonymous No.12057894]

>>12057467
Same. Still gotta go to WalShart once every week or two.

[Anonymous No.12058347]

I have to leave the house to go and wagecuck ffs

[Anonymous No.12058390]

>>12056774
based and cavernpilled

>t. didn't go outside since 2013

[Anonymous No.12058402]

>>12058347
not comfy

[Anonymous No.12058428]

>going outside
Why? Your guardians bring home food and you play on the computer, that is all life is

[Anonymous No.12058681]

>>12056697
How do I short OP's sex life?
(Also how do I short my own sex life?)

[Anonymous No.12058692]

>>12056697
me too fren

[Anonymous No.12058738]

>>12057022
>if some apocalyptic event happened, like a solar flare destroying all electronic devices

i pray for this every night.

[Anonymous No.12058773]

>>12057022
you wouldnt do shit tardo

[Anonymous No.12058826]

>>12057022
i imagine biz running on the streets yellin REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.12059093]

Imagine...

>The top floor of an isolated apartment building, surrounded by security cameras ordered from Wal-mart
>I'm sitting in palace of solitude, the only thing I hear, is the chirping of the domesticated birds, living in my garden
>Their CHIRPING fills my heart WITH LOVE
>A feeling not even THE MILLIONS I've ACCUMULATED trading crypto currency could create
>I FAP
>I proceed to browse /biz/
>I read THE FINEST threads this ESTEEMED board has to offer
>I laugh numerous times
>*Knock knock*
>I open the door, it is THE DINNER MAN
>"AHH yes MR AHMED, how are you THIS FINE EVENING?"
>"I am very well sir. Here is your order of 20 hamburgers, chicken salads, sodas and everything else."
>"Thank you Ahmed... And my paper?"
>"Ah yes mister, of course!"
>Ahmed hands me the KLEENEX PAPERS I had previously requested
>"It shall be A BUSY night", I proclaim
>"Yes sir" Ahmed replies
>We both smile
>We talk for A WHILE, about THE NEWS and recent happenings
>"I must admit Ahmed, DURING THESE past 8 months, I've GROWN very fond our little conversations."
>"Thank you mister. I enjoy these talks as well"
>"Now Ahmed, I understand if I'm CROSSING THE LINE with this next question, BUT YOU SEE...."
>"A question has puzzled my for a while now... AND I know, I KNOW, that you are a man of relative PIGMENTATION, BUT NEVERTHELESS!"
>"Yes sir?"
>"I would like to ask your opinion on .... THE AFRICAN MAN.."
>*Ahmed thinks for a moment*
>"Sir.... quite frankly...."
>"Yes Ahmed?"
>"FUCK NIGGERS!"
>*we both start laughing*
>"Good lad", I say
>I give Ahmed a 20 dollar tip and wish him a good evening
>I place my food inside my immense fridge, to await consumption
>"Alexa! COMMENCE erotic music PLEASE."
>I begin approaching my bedroom, where my FRESHLY UNPACKED real doll girlfriend awaits my EAGER penis.....
>I have not left my kingdom in two years.....

[Anonymous No.12059099]

>>12059093
TOO SHORT DIDNT BREED

[Anonymous No.12059119]

>>12059093
Lmao

[Anonymous No.12059121]

>>12056697
comfy frog

[Anonymous No.12059428]

>>12056697
the outside is overvalued. stay long inside stay comfy!

[Anonymous No.12059733]

>>12056697

Im unironically jealous

[Anonymous No.12060141]

>>12056697
what is outside

[Anonymous No.12060172]

>>12058681
I'd open the short and then get laid every night while losing my livelihood.