Adelyn Zhou

[Anonymous No.12043469]

LINKJesus here yet again; remember the email I wrote to her after the NYC c h a I n l I n k event? Well....

>mfw she responded

Hi LINKJesus,

Thank you coming and saying hello! It was a delight meeting you and thank you for your support of the projects and me!

I'm so happy that you had a good time. And you are a man of your words. simple_smile

I'd like to take you up on your offer to help, I'd like to understand the 4chan community more. Up for a phone call?

Let me know if anytime today or tomorrow works and I can send a calendar invite.

Adelyn

>wut do /biz/?

[Anonymous No.12043485]

>>12043469

This is getting sadder and weirder. Can we hire bodyguards for Sergey?

[Anonymous No.12043516]

She wants the dick. If this is no larp make us sound cool and shit so they like us

[Anonymous No.12043517]

>>12043469

Ask her why do chinks scam round eyes?

[Anonymous No.12043532]

>>12043469
dude you sound like a creepy stalker

I hope this is staged lmao

[Anonymous No.12043533]

ask her if sergey doesnt mind shaving his pubes and donate them. i would make a sergey plush with it and sell for at least 1 grand here, unironically

[Anonymous No.12043555]

>>12043469
Just don't be a weirdo.
And don't mention wojak and other memes

[Anonymous No.12043559]

ask her how big is sergey

[Anonymous No.12043571]

>>12043469
FUCK NIGGERS JEWS KIKES SPICS AND JANNIES
NO MORE CHAINS ONLY LINKS
NO MORE CHAINS ONLY LINKS
THANK YOU TIGER MOMMY

[Anonymous No.12043573]

>>12043469
Why you bothering with this? Very few on here want Link to succeed soon, too interested in filling their bags at low prices. If you are supportive of Link, the last effing thing needed is Biz getting any visibility of the project. Maybe some day if their is an agreed movement to increase visibility it makes sense, but now it's senseless.

[Anonymous No.12043579]

>>12043469
I like the added grammar mistake for your LARP. 8/10

[Anonymous No.12043593]

>>12043469
1) Why did you choose to work with Link team?

2) what is something you would like to accomplish?

3) what are marketing plans and when in action?


4) how do u promote to b2b customers

5) thank you,.

[Anonymous No.12043601]

>mfw this is some 4d fud
>mfw it's working

[Anonymous No.12043640]

>>12043469
the swine what constitute /biz/ don't represent 4chan or anon culture. you're all namefags from social media. boring sheep looking for answers. you're not even able to post here without first coordinating talking points on chat apps. /biz/ is not 4chan. tourists!

[Anonymous No.12043641]

>>12043571
what is a jannie?

[Anonymous No.12043656]

>>12043469
Actually based

[Anonymous No.12043657]

If this is not a larp and this redneck fucker gets to fuck Adelyn I'm gonna be really butthurt.

[Anonymous No.12043667]

>>12043641
It's short for Janissary, which was a type of Ottoman soldier.
It's basically a racist slur against Turkish people :^)

[Anonymous No.12043680]

>>12043469
how long have you been growing that beard out for? I wish I could grow something like that

[Anonymous No.12043726]

>>12043680
You unironically need more testosterone then half this board combined to have such a beard.
t. No facial hair manlet

[Anonymous No.12043727]

>>12043469

This is embarrassing. I hope it's real cause I love shitting on linkies.

[Anonymous No.12043737]

I swear to god keep doing this and i will spam her mailbox with "4chan" stuff.

[Anonymous No.12043738]

>here is a rough draft of the email which is going to be sent in response to her reply; please help edit it:

Dear Adelyn,

My pleasure! I'm glad to help, but am quite busy with work for the next couple of days; would you be available anytime during my days off Monday or Tuesday? I'll be able to meaningfully contribute after the weekend with some notes sussed out of the community.

I don't have anything prepared right now, but I do have a few free hours today before 3:00 pm and can extemporaneously provide feedback if you want.

Also, attached are the two photos which I promised you not to post on 4chan (lol let me know if you rescind your request to keep them offline after reviewing them); you are, of course, quite welcome, and they shall remain purely confidential as agreed by default.

Sincerely,
LINKJesus

[Anonymous No.12043750]

>>12043738
the only way to make it right, is to create a write a letter to adelyn 1 word at a time thread

check'em for kek wish

[Anonymous No.12043755]

>>12043738
ask her what she wants to know about the 4chan community

[Anonymous No.12043770]

>>12043726
kek. I actually have really good growth. My only problem is a bald spot underneath my chin, making it difficult to grow anything decent looking

[Anonymous No.12043771]

Please tell me this is fake
Please tell me this is fake
Please tell me this is fake


Don't show the team 4chan stuff omfg

[Anonymous No.12043774]

>>12043469
10/10 larp

[Anonymous No.12043785]

>>12043738

>extemporaneously

Oh that's gonna get her wet

[Anonymous No.12043791]

>>12043738
did Sergey get mugged for his 650mill linkies here?

[Anonymous No.12043804]

>>12043791
kek looks like hes cornered

[Anonymous No.12043814]

>>12043750
this. lets start the letter to adelyn:

dear

[Anonymous No.12043820]

>>12043814
slant-eyed

[Anonymous No.12043830]

>>12043738
Tell her that 4chan is the only place where ideas can go through some sort of darwinism without being censored or downvoted so only the best ideas can survive this test.
Tell her /biz/ is absolutely bullish on chainlink

[Anonymous No.12043836]

>>12043469
Shitty larp, but the real linkjesus is based af

[Anonymous No.12043838]

>>12043820
wearing

[Anonymous No.12043843]

>>12043667
this
in other words, it's a roach.

[Anonymous No.12043848]

>>12043469

explain to her how 4chan is an annonymous imageboard with relatively little censorship where anyone can reply to an intelligent question with some niggers dick pic. explain also the fact that if content is not constantly bumped it get deleted automatically. explain to her how these things make this place very competitive with respect to its content where thus only the best and most provocative shitposts can survive. as long as she is able to understand the value of her own project she should now be able to get why this transnistian window closing forum cares so much about it. this should also explain why everything here is designed to be as offensive, agitating, provocative, disgusting, pornografic, retarded and racist as possible.

[Anonymous No.12043850]

>>12043469
>LINKJesus here yet again
stfu faggot, you think we want to see your ugly face again and again? Go back to plebbit if you want to namefag.
We were kind in the first thread simply because you looked so pathetic we had pity.
But you have developped an addiction to (you)s it seems. You are not a rock start. You are nothing but a cringe ugly weirdo with a hobo bear and faggy clothes.
Stop your snapchat whoring
Stop making thread
Stop showing your hobo face
Just get the fuck out nigger.

[Anonymous No.12043858]

where is that womans chin?

[Anonymous No.12043898]

>>12043469

Your hair is embarrassing, shave that shit and get a haircut. Also wear nicer clothes.

[Anonymous No.12043915]

>>12043755
Put this in mid paragraph, it's fine. If you really got away with the first e-mail this can't do harm.

[Anonymous No.12043931]

>>12043469
shave that fucking ramen off your face you hobo

[Anonymous No.12043939]

>>12043850
>This much cope and envy

[Anonymous No.12043948]

>>12043469
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.12043951]

>>12043939
>envying a linklet
all i have to say is : 19c.

[Anonymous No.12043971]

>>12043738
>G A R G A N T U A

[Anonymous No.12043996]

>>12043469
Yo jesus i took ur pic w sergey what up bro

[Anonymous No.12044018]

>>12043971
kek

[Anonymous No.12044108]

>>12043738
Gj man, just explain her that 4chan is a weird , autistic teenager community, and we discovered LINK and are memeing it for fun and not to harm them. They have our support, we love Sergey and after their one year old radio silence they better be dropping something huge EOY.

[Anonymous No.12044131]

>>12043738
Talk about how no coin has captured biz like link has. Talk about how new research is found weekly and aggressively scrutinised by anons. Talk about the competitive darwinistic nature of biz and how most coins last a week before getting btfo'd. I wouldn't worry about the memes they don't represent all of biz. I made a load of jesus and electric skateboard memes but never a nazi one. Plus the nazinstuff is a way to scare off plebbitors. I'd say the main message is that biz is a bunch of anons and not a traditional community.

[Anonymous No.12044137]

send her this pic that I’ve fapped too every day since the conference

[Anonymous No.12044143]

>>12043469
LINKJesus? looking more like LINKRasputin

[Anonymous No.12044155]

>>12043667
t. actual jannie

[Anonymous No.12044186]

>>12044137
I wouldn't be able to get hard with her in the way like that

[Anonymous No.12044212]

what about the last thread lead you to think "yeah, im gonna keep shoving my autism on /biz/, they love me!"

you are such a fucking retard, you make me seeth with anger

why are you all going along with this gigantic tripfaggot? what is wrong with this board? this is pure FUD.

[Anonymous No.12044218]

Nice the Chainlink project is collapsing

[Anonymous No.12044235]

Pretty sure Adelyn is going to record the conversation and sue this guy for online harassment.

[Anonymous No.12044236]

>>12043573
Seriously KYS. You've had long enough.

[Anonymous No.12044259]

>>12044186
this, Sergey has a very sexy ass but it's just not the same when his belly and face are obstructed

[Anonymous No.12044260]

>>12043469
just tell her something like: its all a charade from young ~20-30something year olds (give or take a few years) who grew up in the 90s and 2000s who are radically pro free speech, like to push peoples buttons, but at the end of the day its all a joke. we have a cult like following for link on the business section of the board and you cant control random people on the internet, the best thing they can do is ignore the negative people.


we can't let her know our true plans.

[Anonymous No.12044289]

>>12043469
tell her about Delphi, Astro and Rugtagaba

[Anonymous No.12044309]

>>12043469
bro... assuming this is not a Larp. You know you could fuck this up for all of us right? Your life could be in danger. Dont let any of them know about 4chan you fucking faggot. Its not supposed to turn out like this. I can imagine this is gonna turn out to be what happened to /pol/ and you are gonna ruin it for everyone.

[Anonymous No.12044354]

>>12044289
>falling for the delphi meme

[Anonymous No.12044370]

>>12043996
Hey, bro! Thanks for the pic; glad that I could return the favor.

>>12043830
>>12043848
>>12044108
>>12044131
These posts have been Incorporated directly as quoted into the letter, which I have just sent at one minute before noon with the following additional text:

Only the best ideas & memes can survive in this harsh environment, making 4chan(nel) an excellent place to "acid test" anything. It's an unregulated frontier where nothing is sacred or protected from the harsh light of unrestricted scrutiny. Anonymity also helps with such constructive discourse, as the focus is (almost) never derailed by anyone trying to build & maintain their identity as it relates to these subjects by virtue signaling. It's raw & pure, absolutely disregarding cultural & political mores in the pursuit of honest dialectic.

[Anonymous No.12044396]

>>12044370
I‘m okay with this

[Anonymous No.12044404]

>>12043848
this desu.

[Anonymous No.12044427]

>>12044309
>I can imagine this is gonna turn out to be what happened to /pol/ and you are gonna ruin it for everyone.

i dunno what you're talking about here, but this reminds me of trumpstaffel, where one guy was trying to essentially create a gang who went to trump rallies to rough people up

both guys have the same level of total delusion

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/67215843/#67215843

[Anonymous No.12044435]

Bigget larp yet

[Anonymous No.12044449]

>>12043667
Kek.

[Anonymous No.12044456]

>>12044370
>Only the best ideas & memes can survive in this harsh environment, making 4chan(nel) an excellent place to "acid test" anything. It's an unregulated frontier where nothing is sacred or protected from the harsh light of unrestricted scrutiny. Anonymity also helps with such constructive discourse, as the focus is (almost) never derailed by anyone trying to build & maintain their identity as it relates to these subjects by virtue signaling. It's raw & pure, absolutely disregarding cultural & political mores in the pursuit of honest dialectic.

KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT REDDITOR

[Anonymous No.12044471]

>>12043738
Tell her we aren't all autistic degenerates we just act that way cause it makes us laugh. wink

[Anonymous No.12044483]

>>12044370
4chan:
- free speech
- highly critical
- attracts INTP types
- lots of theorizing
- lots of really smart people acting like retards to get it out of their system
- dont take the racism and other shit seriously
- if you look at recent chainlink threads, you wont find any real discussion
- this is because we already completely deconstructed chainlink as a project months ago
- send her some old threads on warosu where based discussions occured
- tell her that 4chan will certainly run the network when it starts up, so maybe its a good idea to distribute tokens to us NEETs

idk what else you could tell her about. just dont be weird man you're actually representing us, and not all of us are like you. this is also an opportunity for yourself and your career so take it seriously jesusanon. gosh

[Anonymous No.12044490]

>>12044370
All this talks about this being a place with of radical free speech reminds me of what Ray Dalio puts as "extreme realism" - finding out people who disagree with you and talk to them on equal footing
/biz/ is perfect for this (but you might have to kill your ego first)

[Anonymous No.12044502]

>>12044490
lol imagine a hedge fund except all the discussions/meetings occur on an anonymous chat where "anything goes"

[Anonymous No.12044504]

>>12044309
If you seriously believe a tech startup with some of the most keen minds on the planet at the helm aren't aware of the publicity and money they get from this board, then you, my friend, are the faggot.

[Anonymous No.12044542]

>>12044370
Tell her /biz/ is the last place where free ideas flow and like the anon said above, allows for competitive darwinism of those ideas to play out. Due to its anonymous nature, one doesn't get blinded by who said this or that, it the best ideas that that get rigorously tested and only the best of the best pass through many layers of filters to make it to the finish line and grant itself staying power. It's a hotbed of crowdsourced research with participants ranging from 14yo needs to 40yo hedge fund managers and computer science wizards. Tell her /biz/ track record of latching on to btc eth and neo before anyone else, tell her the trump phenomenon (preface this with "not to get political, I know you hate the man, but /biz/ was able to see through the bullshit and programming and social conditioning of an entire society coming from msm to see/know unequivocally he would win..the answer's were all around if one knew what to look for and /biz/ saw it" something like that)

[Anonymous No.12044558]

>>12043469
She's wet as fuck bro

[Anonymous No.12044563]

>>12044542
If she ask about the racist undertones, tell her it's /biz/ way of knocking everyone down to the same level and equal playing field, it doesn't mean anything (this may be hard for her to wrap her head around due to her overly PC silicon Valley status and surroundings). Tell her we know chainlink will succeed, which is why we can't shut up about it in our own weird way. Tell her to man up and release some of the multi-national partnerships we know are there. Most importantly, tell her to release the mainnet because we all know these companies are chomping at the bit to get it rolled out. The opportunity cost to some of the large corporations is too great for them. We know it and they know it. Tell her that none of us are selling our link, even if it goes to 01c in the near term b/c we know what it will be worth in 2025. Tell her we know some of the most powerful people in the world are connected or touching link in some way and there is zero chance they are getting our link. They are going to have to accept that they will have to share a part of the 4th industrial revolution with a bunch of anon's on Somalian hair braiding forum. Most importantly, tell her she has an army of dedicated people from all over the world who are here to support chainlink until the end

[Anonymous No.12044583]

>>12043667
A janissary was balkan christian kid captured by ottomans and raised a soldier you fucking brainlet.

[Anonymous No.12044636]

>>12044558
>adelyn is wet as fuck
>gets in a weird relationship with the guy she calls LINKJesus
>everyone freaked out by it, sergey simply tolerates it
>LINKJesus starts giving adelyn advice on how to bring chainlink forward, becomes her "oracle" so to speak
>hit or miss advice but sergey listens to adelyn's pleas to listen to the genius LINKJesputin
>chainlink starts to collapse at the seams
>link marines go into turbo autist mode and start a meme revolution - the final nail in the coffin of crypto, ushering in a full collapse in order to redistribute the wealth of the cyrpto market

[Anonymous No.12044641]

>>12043738

No mater how charming you attempt to be,if you direct her to 4chan, she will find the thread where anon. fought amongst themselves to be the first to lick her noodle-flavoured butthole.

[Anonymous No.12044670]

AMA
=
KYS
=
fucking larp link faggots get the rope kikes god i fucking hate you all

[Anonymous No.12044678]

>>12044504
I see, thank you.

[Anonymous No.12044771]

>>12044636
heh

[Anonymous No.12044849]

>>12044502
>biz called ETH
>biz called Antshares
>biz caled XMR
>biz called XRP
>biz caled XVG

hmmm

[Anonymous No.12044968]

>>12044849
Technically speaking, /biz/ also called Bitcoin, because it was founded as a containment board for all the BTC threads shitting up /g/.

Also, everyone: thanks for your contributions; I'll be combing through my beard & this thread after work while writing.

[Anonymous No.12045030]

>>12044968
>Technically speaking, /biz/ also called Bitcoin
yup, the collective consciousness that coalesced into biz, also called BTC

[Anonymous No.12045138]

>>12044236
You misunderstood, I have finished accumulating, I was suggesting due to others that continue to do all they can to try and discredit the project in the interest of personal gain he is making a mistake drawing any attention to Biz.

[Anonymous No.12045185]

>>12044849
biz called virtually every crypto in existence at some point

[Anonymous No.12045298]

>>12044968
fuck her right in the pussy

[Anonymous No.12045300]

>>12045185
imagine not knowing that he's referring to general sentiment and not individual posts

[Anonymous No.12045317]

>>12043469
fuck off back to instagram fucking cunt. I'd punch you in the face if i saw you

[Anonymous No.12045333]

>>12044354

>Falling for the "Delphi is a meme" meme.

[Anonymous No.12045447]

>>12043667
KEK

[Anonymous No.12045505]

>>12045317
Same here, if i ever see this dork at an event im gunna be smashing his face in after

[Anonymous No.12045523]

>>12043838
gook

[Anonymous No.12045573]

>>12043667

[Anonymous No.12045639]

>>12045573
This is the only video game I've played in the past year

[Anonymous No.12045641]

>>12043738

[Anonymous No.12045720]

>>12045523
I

[Anonymous No.12045735]

>>12045720
sniff

[Anonymous No.12046015]

TELL ME THIS IS FAKE OR IM SELLING 100k SERIOUSLY. For tho considering it. This guy needs to be purged. Did someone give Rory a heads up we got a lunatic loose?

[Anonymous No.12046038]

>>12045639
same here my man. The greatest game ever created in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.12046110]

>>12045641
bretty good. I don't think it would be called an execution if the mob does it though

[Anonymous No.12046115]

>>12046038
Damn. This is how I know biz is for me!

I got AOE for pc in a cereal box when I was younger. oh the memories!

[Anonymous No.12046135]

>>12043469
t h e
s a g a
c o n t i n u e s

can you use your jesus powers to knock her up while still wearing a condom?

[Anonymous No.12046204]

>>12046115
My cousin gave it to me for my birthday when I was 6. My best friend and I didnt really know how to play but we'd make goofy custom scenarios together all through gradeschool. Now almost 20 years later we play each other online to keep in touch. I dont think I'll ever love a game like I love Aoe.

[Anonymous No.12046211]

>>12043469
You fucking faggot DO NOT lure roasties here.
Only Blythe Masters would be somewhat acceptable,
Crucifixion EOY, LINK jesus.

[Anonymous No.12046237]

>>12043738
>extemporaneously
hahahahahahahahahahaha

and then the pictures as well

how can one have so much testosterone and yet so much cringe?

[Anonymous No.12046283]

>>12043738
Fucking crucify yourself dude.

[Anonymous No.12046324]

>>12044636
I guess Jesus doesn't save, after all.

[Anonymous No.12046336]

>community

[Anonymous No.12046341]

>>12046204
I can relate. My older brother and I would always create crazy situations and put alligators everywhere. Although we probably used "BIGDADDY" a little too often :')

[Anonymous No.12046368]

>>12043469
seriously crucify yourself you cringe faggot, you sound like a fucking redditor and you're making all of us look bad

ps tiger mommy is MINE back off!!!

[Anonymous No.12046399]

>>12044849
biz was opposed to verge
only one autist posted
> buy verge instead
in every monero thread
and some anons bought just for the lulz

[Anonymous No.12046899]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.12046971]

>>12043469
OP i already called the cops on you. they have your photo and the crazy stalking history. you either stop or you are fucked.

[Anonymous5 No.12047080]

>>12043469
>>12046971
>>12043850
yo OP it feels like ur seeking validation from an anonymous imageboard... . . . . . are you proud of this?

[Anonymous No.12047706]

>>12045735
niggers

[Anonymous No.12047788]

>>12043469
Is this some sort raid attempt? Kys plebbitor

[Anonymous No.12048069]

>>12043469
so Sergey does a 30mil ICO scam so he can finally have a chance to fuck thicc asians (he's a soiboy manlet so obviously incel) and fucking LinkJesus comes fuck his plan up

[Anonymous No.12048149]

Please tell her biz has been compromised by discords. Many original Marines are here, but largely the team would do best to distance themselves from what biz has become. Tell her why you still hang out here, but also what to be careful of. This place doesnt need to be made out to be more than it is, she just needs help understanding it.

[Anonymous No.12048153]

>>12043738
Here's some notes for her:
>We love asian chicks and we love chainlink.
>The end
You can't just go around and explain /biz/ to people. Everyone need to do their time here to truly understand what chan and /biz/ is all about. I think best explanation you can give her is "DYOR". If she quits too early, she will not get it. That's why there's a firewall here.

[Anonymous No.12048186]

Tell her our based lord Assblaster is missing, we need him back

When singularity?

[Anonymous No.12048191]

>>12043469

> And you are a man of your words.
> Up for a phone call?

Holy fuck she is a turbo stacy and she thirsty af

[Anonymous No.12048198]

>>12048153
Thats unironically watchbro.
Got exposed by some anon.

[Anonymous No.12048249]

>>12043791
Thats why all crypto startups are doomed. Imagine being able to mug the ceo of a real company for 65% of the companys stock. It was over for linkies before it even began.

[Anonymous No.12048303]

>>12044370
>praising the discursive benefits of anonymity on 4chan
>coming on the board with your own self-given, branded nickname and photo

get a liiiiiiiife

[Anonymous No.12048470]

>>12048303
>this
The Chainlink spamfest is the most anti 4chan shit to be forced upon this board in a long time.