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[Anonymous No.12040685]

Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

[Anonymous No.12040779]

There's a biztard who's sure all the shitcoins are gold
and he's buying some Chainlink and Ripple.
When they dump he will know, that he was a fag,
and with weak hands he sells quick in panic.
Ooh, ooh, and he's buying another crap shitcoin.

There's a fellow anon warning him to stay tethered
'cause he knows the Bogs will dump it again.
In a thread about SV, there's a corecuck who whines,
saying Segwit and Lightning is better.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the past,
and I dream of another moon mission.
In my thoughts I have seen ETH at fourteen hundred,
and Monero at five hundred forty.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's shilled here that soon, if we all buy in now,
then Satoshi will lead us to lambos.
And a new ATH will dawn for those who hold long,
and the blockchains will echo with profit.

If there's a loss in your blockfolio, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the bullrun.
There's many Bitcoins you can buy now, but in the long run
you'll fomo in for Satoshi's Vision.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
McDonald's calling you to join him,
Dear faggot can you not realize, that you must,
wagecuck the remainder of your life?

And as we wind on down the road,
our losses bigger than our gains,
There walks a Russian boy we all know
who shines green light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
the gains will come to you at last.
When we've got one terabyte blocks
and Bitcoin's global cash for all.

But for now all you have are some shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.12040796]

>>12040685

TAKE ME DOWN TO CRYPTO CITY WHERE THE WOJAKS ARE GREEN AND THE GAINS ARE PRETTY

[Anonymous No.12040870]

Behold a pink horse

There's a man on a phone with some cash
And he decides what will pump and what will crash
Your shitcoin bags won't be treated all the same
There'll be a dark red candle reaching down

When the Bogs come around.

The blood in your eyes will well up
At the terror in each dip and in each dump
Will you sell when he finally lets up?
Or hold your bags of shit into the ground

When the Bogs come around.

Hear the crashing, hear the AAAing
One hundred million shitcoins dumping
Bulls are breathing into bags of helium
Suffocating, hodlers hanging
Some are dead and some are dying
It's Bogendoff and Wall Streets kingdom come

Crashing this market with no survivors.

The call will bring destruction and panic

Crashing this market with no survivors.

The bloody streets full of red candlesticks

From the Bog Bang to ArBoggeddon come.

[Anonymous No.12040895]

>>12040685
TAKE ME DOWN TO WOJAK CITY
WHERE THE BARS ARE RED AND THE COINS ARE SHITTY

[Anonymous No.12040927]

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