/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12034836]

Any Biz OG's left here? Or is it all bears and LINKtards?

I have a question.

I'm 33 years old right now. My total assets are:
-80k in cash
-50k in crypto (used to be worth 600k, cashed out bits on the way down but clearly not enough...)
-600k condo in Queens which I rent out (get about 1.5k/month after hoa/taxes)
-1.2MM condo which I live in (inherited)

And I will inherit about 6MM more in real estate within 4-6 years.

Basically, my assets will be worth about 9MM, and I'll collect about 250k/year after carrying costs are taken out.

So why am I saying this since you're all going to accuse me of LARP anyway?

I've been dating a girl for 2 years now. I genuinely like her, she is kind and caring but she comes from a dirt poor family. Her dad is a factory worker and her mom works some shit job, and she never went to college and only makes about 25k/year.

I made the mistake of revealing my potential wealth about a year into our relationship. She knows I'm pretty wealthy already for someone my age, and suspects I'll get decent inheritance but isn't sure how much.

I thought about proposing to her... but then I realized how insane that was in today's political climate. If she does some basic preplanning and manipulation of assets, she could divorce me and walk away with 4-5MM worth of assets. She would wind up with even more than me, and it was MY parents who earned everything in the first place. I've been reading up on some divorce laws and the laws are so incredibly biased towards women it makes me sick. It's even more biased when the woman makes very little money and the man makes a lot (which would be the case since the income from the rentals counts as my income).

What the fuck? I never really looked into this stuff or considered it seriously, but once I started reading the horror stories surrounding marriage I have to ask, how the FUCK does any man with assets marry a woman?

[Anonymous No.12034845]

It's not even that I'm worried we won't make it as a couple, it's that she's fucking incentivized with 4-6MM dollars to leave me, and she doesn't even have to pay fucking taxes lol

If I were to get a real job, I think I'd go to law school and become a vicious lawyer who defends men getting financially raped by their wives.

[Anonymous No.12034861]

your problem is not having most of it in crypto.

[Anonymous No.12034871]

Eat a Big Mac. You’ll feel better. Good luck OP, I hope the cancer clears up stat

[Anonymous No.12034907]

>>12034836
Anon, I’m going through a divorce right now. Just don’t get married. There is absolutely no benefit to it, and so much to lose.

[Anonymous No.12035034]

>>12034907
What happened?

[Anonymous No.12035108]

>>12034836
>marry
Why? Just have kids and live together, free from jewish trickery

[Anonymous No.12035163]

anyone with half a brain sold in jan... and hasnt bought in yet... we are smart enough to know bottom is much lower.. dumb deluded monkies thanks for buying my bags

[Anonymous No.12035214]

>>12035108
I'm thinking this... but women won't have it. They know that route completely disarms them... plus they all want a wedding day to flex on their frenemies (aka friends)

[Anonymous No.12035233]

>>12035108
Basically this, the only difference in getting married and just being a couple is that you dont get fucked after the relationship is over.

[Anonymous No.12035249]

>>12035214
That's why people usually marry within their social class. ex. actors mostly marry actresses, etc.

[Anonymous No.12035545]

>>12034836
Get a prenuptial agreement. My long time he and I have agreed to get on if we marry so we won't fight over each other's assets. Since you told her that you're wealthy early into the relationship, I would make sure she gets the bare minimum to cover your funeral costs, OP

[Anonymous No.12035627]

>>12035233
Supposedly there are some tax advantages. And in some places, if you cohabit with someone of the opposite gender for long enough, you are considered the same as married for the purpose of the law, including the splitting of assets.

[Anonymous No.12035829]

>>12035163
What? No YOUR women won't have it.

I have many women who will suck my dick whenever i want, for free, and some of them even want my children, in exchange for nothing.

You're a beta inheritard OP.

Never ever be in a relationship with a women who are with you for your money. She will take the money and fuck chad. You really must pay for the least thing possible, better is nothing. Never give her gifts of anything of value, hoping that she will love you more in exchange.

Now your solution with "your" girl would be to hold frame, and say to her that your relationship with her has nothing to do with money.

DO NOT MARRY. You've been warned.

[Anonymous No.12035851]

That's it, I sold. I'm free. I'm free form this fucking hell of scammers and pajeets. It was fun and games for a while, but now its just a cruel sick joke. I bought at 15k. No human can look at their money disappear before their very eyes and not be bothered. You know we're going to 3k, right? People in some countries can mine btc at that price, its going to fucking happen. You know it, I know it, lets all stop pretending that this is gonna be anything but a bear market untill 2020.

[Anonymous No.12035922]

OP is either larping faggot or about to lose all his daddies money to some bitch either way I look forward to the day you neck yourself JUST

[Anonymous No.12035943]

>>12034836

So you attracted her, and then dated a year, and THEN you revealed your wealth?

Shit dude you already had her, what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.12035981]

>>12035943

Been here since the board opened.

As for marriage, don't.

[Anonymous No.12036033]

>>12035943
If you settle down with a girl, she's going to eventually find about about your level of wealth. You don't have to share EVERYTHING with her, but what you don't share will simply become a pleasant surprise when her lawyers subpoena your financial records to see how deep they can insert their dicks in you...

I don't understand people who suggest this. Like yeah, I can hide my wealth to some degree, but theoretically I want my wife and kids to be happy and partake in my privilege. My concern is that the government favoring women so much is basically tempting her to dig in, do her research, divorce, and walk away with more that half my net worth.

[Anonymous No.12036073]

>>12034907
This. I’m just living with a woman and it’s already hard enough. Can’t imagine being married