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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:48:16 No.12033328 [Reply] [Original]

golden bear 2.0 (aka (embed) [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]) edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I (embed) [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II (embed) [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>12028746

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:49:20 No.12033342 File: 9 KB, 227x222, h98.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE ARE BACK GREEN DAY TOMORROW

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:49:22 No.12033343 who /WTR/ here? it is nice and comfy sitting in green

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:49:29 No.12033344 >>12033328 Who took the options videos out of the pastebin I made, by the way I made that pastebin specifically for this reason

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:49:38 No.12033345 Just a little bit more for the ten bagger.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:49:44 No.12033346 File: 67 KB, 634x634, bull4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bulls back with vengeance

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:50:29 No.12033354 File: 107 KB, 768x1024, ManStatue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crazy short squeeze on Aphria right now. Over 40%. And I'm not on this ride because nooooo, i wanted to be conservative. Boo. Up 8% for the day anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:50:49 No.12033358 im going to masturbate so fucking hard tonight

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:50:50 No.12033359 File: 615 KB, 632x1756, costanza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033328 Based george poster

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:51:13 No.12033364 File: 149 KB, 962x576, all smiles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bears btfo yet again today was a good day >>12033344 no idea, i dont touch the pastebins nice triple-double btw >>12033314 ;)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:51:19 No.12033365 File: 956 KB, 500x240, Don Draper salute.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crazy day. This rally

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:51:48 No.12033369 QLD AND SSO RISE UP BASED BUY AND HOLD GAINS

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:52:13 No.12033373 Do I releverage my VXX puts?

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:52:39 No.12033379
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Just opened a new position in KHC (only 11 shares). Did I just catch a falling knife or am I going to gain some gains?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:52:43 No.12033380 Next stop SP500 3k

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:53:28 No.12033390 File: 14 KB, 199x204, MFW1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033369 Stop being a fucking pussy and buy TQQQ. No one in this thread will EVER respect you for shilling that absolute shit. FUCKING. PUSSY. ASS. NIGGA.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:53:32 No.12033391 File: 49 KB, 717x777, da dip.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 3 shares of victory t. wagie

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:53:42 No.12033394 >he didnt buy at 2624 LMAO

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:53:53 No.12033396 File: 36 KB, 561x555, WTR.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033343 Here The gap down on WTR was a fucking golden buying opportunity My only regret is that I didn't have more money to put into it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:54:18 No.12033402 File: 65 KB, 600x600, 1521160373034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we just cuck Asia market

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:54:20 No.12033403 File: 3 KB, 211x239, images (24).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the FUCK is going on

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:55:02 No.12033415 File: 1.20 MB, 1000x1500, axs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033379 Its the exact bottom for KHC and GIS nya

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:55:34 No.12033419 File: 11 KB, 634x513, apu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033403 bad news trump dip buy dip money go up

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:56:23 No.12033426 File: 2.51 MB, 500x500, 4b6.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033403

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:56:27 No.12033427 >>12033415 #:^)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:56:40 No.12033431 >>12033396 Same. I only bought 5. Should see a nice profit next year

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:58:06 No.12033446 File: 38 KB, 580x182, Prediction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:58:18 No.12033450 File: 44 KB, 500x500, re-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033426 Tomorrow is going to be green as FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:58:30 No.12033454 File: 98 KB, 612x491, c7c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033426 >>12033419 I bought a tiny amount this morning, and now im up. I shouldve bought more ;_:

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:59:25 No.12033461 I miss lunchbro

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 15:59:30 No.12033463 File: 157 KB, 1280x720, 0__0Green.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MPX COMING UP FROM BEHIND FOR THE FINAL STRETCH

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:00:10 No.12033470 Recession cancelled, bull run continues!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:00:13 No.12033471 >>12033450 >Tomorrow is going to be green as FUCK. Everyone have fun tomorrow. I'll toast ya a beer from the German pavilion at Epcot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:00:28 No.12033474 File: 41 KB, 398x431, 1527941601338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw went from -2.5% to -0.4% Still a loser, but not as big of a loser.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:00:37 No.12033475 mother fucking cock sucker PDT rule, can't fucking make $100 turn into 10 grand in a day with this shit.

>>	Earnings Badger Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:01:04 No.12033482 DING DING DING

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:01:24 No.12033486 File: 1.48 MB, 1259x1085, 0___043.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mark it. Today is the day the bears were told to cut it out and this has been quite enough already and you've had your fun and we have lost patience with your games.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:01:29 No.12033487 WEW WHAT A DAY LADS

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:01:40 No.12033489 >>12033474 >down 5% this morning >down .15% at close good times

Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:01:50 No.12033490
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>>12033431
I'm planning on making WTR a long term hold and dollar-cost averaging into it for years
It still has a gap to $38 to fill, and the fact that it's a large water utility makes it a safe hold during a recession
In the long term, companies like this are just slow, steady rides up

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:02:19 No.12033495 GREEN DAY CHILIES WHEN

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:03:01 No.12033502 File: 157 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20181204-173149.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What can I put this in that will give me $800/month+ in dividends?

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:03:13 No.12033504
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DIng ding ding! How did everyone do today? I’m up .07%, I’m too busy at work to even look at my port, I’m in the bathroom right now. I’m told today was a wild ride, fucking pissening I want to trade!

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:03:29 No.12033506 File: 65 KB, 953x511, WTR.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033490 >>12033431 better picture of the 3 month chart

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:03:37 No.12033509 File: 680 KB, 1512x2016, 1529787724892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033486 SPY to 290 eom.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:03:49 No.12033512 File: 47 KB, 662x239, APHAshortsqueeze.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good lord.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:04:18 No.12033513 >>12033502 just buy KO kid

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:04:25 No.12033514 >>12033502 at a 10% yield you could probably get around 550 a month. Sorry fren.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:04:47 No.12033520 >>12033504 my $100 turned into $890

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:04:48 No.12033522 >>12033502 no where

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:05:11 No.12033526 >>12033509 Red day tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:05:15 No.12033528 >>12033504 +9.63% We did it TQQQ bros, we fucking did it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:05:27 No.12033531 File: 8 KB, 234x215, download (13).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we just going to ignore that head and shoulders on SPY?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:05:28 No.12033532 >>12033520 TQQQ?

>>	Earnings Badger Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:06:08 No.12033537 >>12033528 we got like 30% to go

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:06:22 No.12033540 [DELETED]

my father is only saving his money and not investing in anything except some real estate. he asked me what to buy for a fairly short investment horizon (1-3 years). no leverage but I can adjust the position size of course. target volatility of maybe 3% p.a. or less would be ideal. what do I tell him? I only know how to trade btc and I'm not going to use his money for that.
bonds? but how do you invest in them best? buying some etf or literally bonds? fixed rate, floating rate, corporate, government, ...?
or gold?
I'm not going to tell him to buy stocks right now as I would prefer him to not get rekt.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:06:23 No.12033539 >>12033504 Good day. +5% overall. Salty about missing the Aphria squeeze.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:06:25 No.12033542 File: 128 KB, 1053x1151, 9e2fd7d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033502 ECC $0.20 a share monthly, looks like you can buy 3800+ shares

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:06:51 No.12033546 File: 64 KB, 739x334, 12341234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033532

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:07:12 No.12033549
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GYFJjwXtsU4

>>12033402
Yeah I was kind of confused with how Huawei cfo being arrested could be anything besides good for American stocks around 3am today

Feels good to be right for once

>>12033359
;]

>>12033482
>>12033504
Great day, sold my SQQQ at it's peak, held my long stocks for nice afternoon profit
I feel like a 1337 hacker-man

>>12033475
Ikft, if it wasn't for patern day trade rules I'd be worth 5 figures already

Fuck I could have made hundreds today from just scalping shit

Ah well, someday I'll have $25,000

Hopefully

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:07:17 No.12033551 File: 185 KB, 790x837, 1522354704456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033504 I went from -$600 to -$130. Fuck it, I'll take it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:07:39 No.12033555 >>12033546 what the fuck am i looking at

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:08:03 No.12033561 File: 139 KB, 384x527, think.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033504 Margarita flatbread pizza, Crispy Chedder bites, and the Chipotle Fresh Mex bowl And a cheesecake, its someone special birthday after all

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:08:09 No.12033562 >>12033546 one day i hope to do that , but this is my first month trading

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:08:15 No.12033564 >>12033502 I have NFCU. Please teach me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:08:27 No.12033566 File: 29 KB, 399x385, 1512240787963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he fell for the crash meme

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:08:46 No.12033568 Why is Facebook being bashed so hard all of the sudden in 2018? I thought Zuckerberg the old jew is untouchable

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:09:36 No.12033574 >>12033546 The most based UI

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:09:59 No.12033579 >>12033555 That's my memefolio.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:10:44 No.12033587 File: 54 KB, 350x263, 1503002168590.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We always ask "why did it go down," when it goes down. Why don't we take a moment and ask why it went up?

>>	Load up on GE !!MwsXSj7cIe5 Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:11:04 No.12033589 >>12033546 you had 20k like a month ago then vanished.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:11:12 No.12033592 >>12033555 nobody knows what broker he uses, but the UI looks like a runescape text screen

>>	Earnings Badger Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:11:41 No.12033600 >>12033592 Tradenet

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:11:42 No.12033601 >>12033504 Up .5%, made up most of my losses from yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:12:08 No.12033604 >tfw told myself weed stocks were going to do at least 10% bounce today >tfw slept too long and forgot >tfw didn't buy in because I felt I fucked up >tfw RIV bounces almost 30%. MOTHER FUCK NOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:12:13 No.12033606 >>12033587 Because the big boys spread FUD in the media so they could get back in position. They got too conservative positions. Now they're ready.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:12:15 No.12033607 >>12033587 equities go up because companies make money

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:13:00 No.12033619 File: 438 KB, 1236x1920, Elrond_of_Rivendell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033546 When this guy designed your trade platform

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:13:09 No.12033620 GE has Boomerium reinforcemed support at $7 holy shit

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:13:29 No.12033625 Please tell me I am not the only one hodling FB Can't access the Yahoo finance message board atm for whatever reason

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:13:47 No.12033630 >>12033600 >Tradenet why would someone both want to be a day trader and pay for someone to teach them how to be one

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:14:51 No.12033641

>>12033587
short term, it's anyone's guess. mine is that the 10yr yields got just shitty enough that people dont want them (under 3%) and big players don't really want to sit in cash due to inflation, so the money flows to one of the only other places it can -- equities.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:15:18 No.12033645 AFTER HOURS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:15:23 No.12033648 >>12033546 >this runescape tier UI every time

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:15:23 No.12033649 >>12033589 I cashed out to move stuff in my retirment account and went on a vacation.

>>	Earnings Badger Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:15:38 No.12033653 >>12033630 oh, You dont need to. its already funded accounts so Contract for diffrence the classes are jus some bullshit

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:17:19 No.12033670 >still holding 15k worth of NVDA stocks @221 It'll be there, right there in my portfolio, for the foreseeable future, staring into my soul, reaffirming how much of a deadbeat loser I am, won't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:17:29 No.12033673 Hey, guy who said he was going all in on APHA yesterday here. I did it. You should've done it with me. I'm looking at you, anon reading this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:17:29 No.12033674 >>12033555 >>12033592 >>12033600 No. it's just IB TWS with a really shitty font.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:17:44 No.12033676 File: 529 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20181206-131646_Money.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033587 Maybe this

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:18:39 No.12033687 >>12033670 I have 6k in FB and am down 20%. Know your feelings

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:19:08 No.12033691 File: 380 KB, 680x793, 1526130119308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to get off the Bog's wild ride

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:23:22 No.12033734
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>>12033531
>Are we just going to ignore that head and shoulders on SPY?

It's not a head and shoulders. The shoulders aren't supposed to be roughly level with the top of the head. There was a double top, dump, nominally lower high, dump, and now today's green dildo on a rope. The lower trend line held, which is why there was good buy volume towards end of day.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:23:42 No.12033739 File: 90 KB, 492x559, 1232846190905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What will happen with Deutsche Bank?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:23:42 No.12033740 Do you guys care if I ask random financial questions here? How do I make money off writing erotica or comedy if possible?

>>	Earnings Badger Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:24:28 No.12033745 >>12033734 what the fuck do you mean "YOU PEOPLE"

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:24:45 No.12033749 >>12033740 you need a publisher

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:24:46 No.12033750 >>12033740 Patreon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:24:53 No.12033751 >>12033740 Gay furry stuff with lots of feet and scat. Sells like hotcakes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:25:52 No.12033760 >>12033740 patreon if you think you'll have niche appeal or an ad supported site if you think you'll have mass appeal

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:25:57 No.12033761 >>12033740 Just try to contact these 40 companies and see if they'll buy your shit. https://thejohnfox.com/2017/07/40-romance-publishers/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:27:21 No.12033772 File: 114 KB, 862x1024, 100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033751 i love this place

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:27:32 No.12033777 I'm fucking pissed I can't trade anymore for like a week.

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:28:07 No.12033781 >>12033740 You could also publish shit on amazon, someone's buying that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:29:08 No.12033791 >>12033777 ?

>>	gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:29:44 No.12033797 >>12033751 Incest has much more mass appeal, everyone's got an Oedipus or Electra complex.

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:30:40 No.12033808

>>12033781
This and like doesn't the app and google play store sell e-books too? I'm sure you can get some shekels from that market too. I dunno go to like where the people who buy that shit are, and ask where they buy it. I'm sure they have a community some where. Check lit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:30:42 No.12033809 >>12033797 I didn’t think to mention such a banal fetish

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:31:20 No.12033817 >>12033540 I would hedge real estate with gold for sure. Also Ethereum Be glad your dad thinks like this. My dads a brainlet who literally ONLY invests in real estate. what could possibly go wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:33:22 No.12033830 >>12033734 thanks, now how do I put my benis in that fine peice of ass?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:34:07 No.12033837 File: 424 KB, 1162x850, 186208b938baa946df518f75bdbe5cfed5aea59d1bcdcb12a35872f7fb4caae3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033502 PER SDR BPT SDT MORL

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:34:36 No.12033841 >>12033791 i'm not sure if I got marked PDT, and have to sit out the full 90 or if the fucking broker is just protecting me but they wouldn't let me buy the VXX puts I wanted right before the bell.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:35:39 No.12033849 >>12033625 >Please tell me I am not the only one hodling FB why would you hodl a stock that doesn't give dividends? I'm bagholding AAPL but at least it gives divvies.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:36:21 No.12033855 >>12033749 >>12033751 >>12033760 >>12033761 >>12033781 Thanks :3 You guys are really useful i love you guys I'm trying to get out of my hole I believe in myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:37:12 No.12033864 >>12033841 it takes a couple days for a trade to settle. if you're not using a margin account you have to wait until that's done before buying something else.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:37:59 No.12033871 >>12033817 My (adoptive) father unironically bought $500 worth of HMNY shares a few months ago He also has an IRA, but he won't tell me what he actually has in it

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:38:40 No.12033880 >>12033864 I had margin. I'll just move to another fucking broker if they took my margin away and want me to wait 90 days to have it restored.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:39:31 No.12033889 >>12033849 Because double taxation u pleb

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:39:34 No.12033890 File: 20 KB, 267x179, 1421967424136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033502 >>12033837 as a side note, investing it all in MORL will get you 1220 monthly

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:40:38 No.12033909 File: 41 KB, 540x355, 1544012906316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SNAP chart looks like a bitcoin fork

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:41:26 No.12033916
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Calling pivot point for the dude weed sector. Aphria's run in with yellow biz short slime accelerated the pattern. I was thinking the bear market on large Canadian dude weed would continue in to early 2019 on a gentle downward slope, more or less. But now thanks to the madness, the trend support was hit and held with prejudice. Now, the bearish trend could continue but I think the coming days should see a lot of buy volume because of this to give a reversal a solid try.

>>12033830

You go to instagram cosplay pages and find ones that have emails listed at the top for "bookings". Or go Chad it up on /cgl/ and maybe get find a gem amongst the heifers.

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:46:18 No.12033953
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>>12033734
>posting cosplay qt3.1415 of the only unironic greatest waife of all time

Absolutely based poster

>>12033734
>>It's not a head and shoulders.
looked like a nice cup and handle to me
with a noticeable linear trend up beginning around noonish

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:48:49 No.12033977 >>12033849 you pay taxes on divvies as you get them. it's to your tax advantage (especially when you're young) to own more growth stocks and less dividend payers, so your gains grow exponentially and are not taxed until you sell.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:49:38 No.12033983 File: 50 KB, 524x700, 1543517406997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you buying SNAP before earnings, Anon? Surely it's a better way out than suicide!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:49:50 No.12033984 File: 124 KB, 957x745, 1518404993716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got a $5k bonus at work, first post that ends in an odd number decides what I go all in on.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:51:02 No.12034004 >>12033984 Vtsax

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:51:03 No.12034005 File: 9 KB, 335x214, 2345243526199.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033984 mother fucking TQQQ

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:51:08 No.12034006 >>12033984 LMT

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:51:11 No.12034007 >>12033984 FVE

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:51:14 No.12034008 >>12033984 JNJ

>>	Earnings Badger Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:51:23 No.12034011 >>12033984 TQQQ>>12034005 YESSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:51:28 No.12034012 File: 2.10 MB, 500x500, 1535481703630.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033984 AMZN (and LMT)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:52:11 No.12034019 >>12034005 You’ve doomed him.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:52:23 No.12034022 File: 170 KB, 1721x1638, 4101f47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033984 ALT

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:52:32 No.12034026 >>12034005 >>12033984 It is written, so it shall be. Good luck

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:54:00 No.12034038 >>12034022 I'd let her vault on my pole if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:54:18 No.12034046 File: 1.83 MB, 1550x2000, 1542556750242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12033953 >floppy tits cat lady Yoko isn't bad, but she is nowhere near pi. Good try tho.

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:55:03 No.12034057
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>>12033953
>looked like a nice cup and handle to me

Also not a cup and handle. The peaks are supposed to be roughly level, not askew like this. Cup n' handle can be a scary pattern to trade as it looks just like, and technically is, a double top with a drop off. You don't get confirmation until the big green or red break off it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:55:10 No.12034058 >>12034038 >Perfect benis sized thigh gap

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:56:42 No.12034071 File: 4 KB, 251x201, images (20).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12034022 >tfw no fitfu/wheyfu I'm so fucking lonely bros

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 16:58:13 No.12034089 Why can't I buy fresh water as a commodity yet?

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:02:25 No.12034130
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>>12034046
Misato is honorable mention, many others are just memes though

>>12034057
a nice fourier sum of a linear and a cup and handle, unevenly weighted, is what many of todays indexes looked like to me

ill admit ive spent most of today looking at AMZN though, which was way more linear

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:02:26 No.12034131 >>12034089 Try buying tomato

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:03:44 No.12034144 i am up today and idek how

Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:03:58 No.12034145
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>>12034089
Investing in water is a great choice, imo

>freshwater is becoming increasingly scare around the world
>The US' water infrastructure is crumbling and in desperate need of repair
>everyone needs water to survive, grow food, and have a working sewage system
>water utilities are a safe and reliable hold during periods of economic downturn
>desaliation will become an increasingly profitable investment opportunity as dry countries around the world turn to it as a way to keep their citizens alive

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/israel-proves-the-desalination-era-is-here/

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:04:15 No.12034148
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>dropped 4/5 classes in college
>Lost 8k along with opportunity cost and lost a highish paying job
>Can't drop my last class so now have a big fat E on my GPA killing it.
>Almost 30 and have to move out of moms house

Hahaha my life is great!

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:09:10 No.12034173
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I tried this earlier, and got a few ideas. What should I stuff my retirement portfolio (IRA and then more on the side) with? Considering pic related and narrowed it down to O, KO, MSFT, MDLZ, LMT, JNJ, MMM, HON, WM, MCD and the rest in VT. Thinking 50% VT and the rest 5% each.

I did the math and it comes out to 63% 5 year growth with a 2.5% dividend on average with a low af beta. Beats the S&P 500 in all 3 metrics. Am I on to something or am I missing something?

I also want to dump in dude weed MJ and NRZ for shiggles maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:10:08 No.12034187 >>12034145 I know it's a good idea. So what is the play? Is there a desert Oasis REIT or something? Some company that has proven reserves in an area with relatively high water scarcity?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:10:50 No.12034194 >>12034173 Oh I have AMZN and GE in there just as reference points alone with the ETFs. I won't buy GE for obvious reasons and would consider AMZN if it ever touches the 200 MA or started paying dividends.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:11:25 No.12034202 >>12034145 >>12034187 To elaborate, I don't see utilities as a way to profit from I creasing scarcity.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:12:11 No.12034205 Laughing at all you poor Americans who get fucked by the bullshit DPT rule. Leafs don't have to deal with that shit, I've made 15 round-trip trades in the past two days

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:12:41 No.12034212 >>12033953 >>12034057 Wait, hang on. Did you mean today's trading pattern on its own? In that case, yes, that is a cup and handle. Only problem there is the handle bit dropped below the base of the cup, not ideal.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:15:58 No.12034243 >>12034205 What's your trade commission? I'm shopping around for a new broker.

Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:17:33 No.12034262

>>12034187
CWCO is a great long-term play on desalination, they're solid financially and focusing specifically on desalination and water purification

http://www.cwco.com
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/israel-proves-the-desalination-era-is-here/

>>12034202
I don't either
I see water utilities as a way to profit from the fact that the US' water infrastructure is in need of repair and as a dependable hedge for my portfolio

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:17:40 No.12034265 File: 756 KB, 3111x805, SPY 12062018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12034212 >>Wait, hang on. Did you mean today's trading pattern on its own? yes more than just today's chart, and its a bit of a different story

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:19:31 No.12034288 >>12034243 I use CIBC. Since I'm also in university I get a slightly reduced commission and no maintenance fees. Commission for me is $5.95/trade, but normally it's $6.95/trade.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:20:03 No.12034291 >>12034148 When you lose everything, you can do anything. That said, it gets worse before it gets better.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:23:06 No.12034318 >>12034288 Thanks. That's about the same as mine currently.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:24:24 No.12034329 File: 235 KB, 512x512, AnimuGuns.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12034265 Right. I figured I got confused about that.

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:25:02 No.12034338

>>12034205
What ever, I've seen the prices in your stores. I'ma go get a fat fucking rib-eye steak and some scotch, then do some lines play Phantasy Star Online 2 and drink scotch until I pass out and not even cook the fucking steak because I got so fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:26:57 No.12034356 >>12034338 Yeah, you got me there. I'd much rather live in the US, but hey, I'll make the most out of living here, at least

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:28:19 No.12034371 Thinking about YINN calls tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:32:25 No.12034406 >>12034338 wait do you play PSU bro

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:32:48 No.12034411
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>>12033502
If you put it in dividend growth stocks like:

KO, SBUX, JNJ, AAPL, MSFT, PG, JPM, LOW (or just look up Dividend Kings and Contenders)

you will eventually get $800 per month of that initial investment even without reinvesting dividends (you'll get there faster if you do).

Welcome to Frenland, Home of Dividends

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:33:41 No.12034424 File: 336 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20181206-143303_Clover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought 2500 shares of CEI. How fucked am I?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:34:00 No.12034426 Is Comfy around anymore or did he get nicked for beating women with sticks?

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:34:44 No.12034431
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Fuck the niggers making me doubt buying mid day oil and bio.

Got in at a fucking abysmally low price and pulled into the green.

100% confidance by Feb this shit will be in a much better place.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:35:19 No.12034437 >>12034291 True. I might as well just try at least. I can always shoot myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:35:27 No.12034441 >>12034424 depends on how their kansas acreage purchase pans out

>>	Earnings Badger Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:35:34 No.12034443 >>12034424 Way too fucked to even try to phathom ur reasoning.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:37:49 No.12034463 File: 19 KB, 491x488, 1543592310370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12034426 For the record it was only one woman twice

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:38:37 No.12034470 >>12034173 I like this. but 63% 5 year growth is certainly good, but you may need to extend your timeline based on any bear market we may have. if you hold that for 20 years you'll be just fine

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:39:39 No.12034477 >>12034463 based and stickpilled

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:44:54 No.12034515 File: 4 KB, 315x36, 2394834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so what is this about??

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:45:39 No.12034522 File: 62 KB, 591x275, 1469948633421.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12034441 >>12034443 I'm gonna sell it before Dec 15. Kinda get the feeling it won't get another extension.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:47:11 No.12034540 >>12034470 I'm late 20s and finally have enough disposable income to really dump into retirement. My timeline is like 30 years, so that's good news.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:47:16 No.12034541 LONG TSLA Cause SpaceX is literally going to the moon

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:52:47 No.12034599
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>>12034540
nice work. as someone who's on their way to making it, a few points of advice:

1. Don't let lifestyle inflation/creep get in the way of scheduled payments. spend on yourself but understand the main goal.
2. http://www.moneychimp.com/calculator/compound_interest_calculator.htm Compounding interest calculators are a good way to see where you want to go and how to get there. also a good way to keep you interested in saving for retirement and possibly retire early
3. don't buy anything recommended by /smg/ that doesn't have a market cap of at least $1B.
4. Don't let bitches know how much money you saved.

(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:54:34 No.12034622
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>>12034477
Should have I had sex with her and lost my virginity? Yes. But the lashing marks from the stick were so satisfying.
She agreed to 20, right across the ass. I had her count them out loud
>1 sir, 2 sir, 3 sir
By 20 she was trembling
I cupped her face in my hands and kissed her nose, and told the cum dumpster of a whore I'd give her 50 cents for each lashing after.
We got to 50 lashings before she finally gave up.
Then we got in my car and drove out to an abandoned house, she rubbed my crotch on the way there, dancing little loops across the head of my penis with her soft hands.
We got out of the car and I facefucked her until no tomorrow, smacking my cock across her pale white face. I eventually came on her chest and demanded she eat it, which she did.

That was a good night, it's a shame she's in prison now lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:56:48 No.12034644 File: 254 KB, 500x375, bamboo_stick_lover.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12034622 the story of your life never ceases to amaze me, Gomfy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:57:18 No.12034652 >>12033415 My meme chart is telling me KHC is going down to $25.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 17:59:21 No.12034682 >>12034622 start a book company called Autism Publishing Company and make raunchy sex ebooks and publish them. through amazon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:00:24 No.12034691 >>12034652 i just bought $500 worth today :(

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:01:16 No.12034698 >>12033328 How can the Dow just drop -700 points and gain another +750 points just like that

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:01:38 No.12034703 >>12034599 >don't buy anything recommended by /smg/ that doesn't have a market cap of at least $1B. kek. thanks for the advice anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:02:34 No.12034718 File: 149 KB, 300x240, Website-Deck-March-2018_Final@2x.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will Robinhood add OTC stocks? I need to buy NMUS

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:02:48 No.12034722
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Possible day trade idea for tomorrow. Organigram have earnings call scheduled for morning before market opens. They lost a hefty chunk on the dude weed dumpening, good recovery today but still well short of long term rising trend. Last quarters earnings were very good. This quarters have no reason to be less good. It good pump decently for a few hours, maybe hit the gas and plow through resistance if things are going really well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:03:06 No.12034724 >>12034698 Algorithms

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:04:57 No.12034744 File: 25 KB, 150x59, gartman smile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw MDXG puts just went in the money

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:07:06 No.12034764 >>12034682 I'll write a multipage erotica based on stock trading if you give me the: >location >main character >mood >general theme I'll publish it as a PDF on monday, it will be the first smg erotica

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:07:48 No.12034768 >>12034724 Doesn't swing of total of 1400+ points intraday mean they're certainly calculating something of future expectations wrong?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:08:42 No.12034780 >>12034698 because the drop was all speculation and enough chads bought TQQQ and saved the economy

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:09:10 No.12034785
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>>12034722

I say day trade as I don't want to play if the earnings aren't good and I'm not so fussed with this particular outfit that I want to hold over the weekend. Last week I bought in on a swing setup but got stopped out when it dropped below green trend line. That's about the shape of my feel on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:09:19 No.12034790 File: 15 KB, 675x601, 1529684939239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12034722 whats CGC ganna do tomorrow based weed TAfag?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:11:01 No.12034807 >>12034785 gib

>>	(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:11:43 No.12034812 >>12034764 >location Ireland >main character Padraig Potatoson >mood His sorrowful reflection of the potato famine of 1845 >general theme The power of friendship

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:12:55 No.12034817 >>12034812 Got it. I'll deliver by Monday

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:14:36 No.12034830

>>12034764

>Location
Nashville
>Main Character
Michael Hawk, Mike Hawk for short
>mood
mysterious
>general theme
after police refuse to investigate, a bar musician in Tennessee has to figure out who killed his sex slave and he fucks his way to the answers

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:16:07 No.12034842 >>12034830 Good premise.

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:17:18 No.12034850
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>>12034790

Outlook very uncertain. Also, convert to USD from my leaf chart as needed.

It's iffy on account of it did not hold the break above long term trend today for close. However, there is reason to believe dude weed sector as a whole may be on the cusp of bullish reversal if >>12033916 holds true.

Conservative entry would be to wait to see if it breaks above $42(CAN). That would put it above both ascending and descending trends and signal tentative bulls that the time is right.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:17:22 No.12034851 File: 539 KB, 623x888, Germantown2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why so many phone posters? Do you lads trade on tiny screens??

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:22:13 No.12034890 >>12034145 Ecolab, Xylem

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:23:11 No.12034902 File: 3.76 MB, 3628x6760, jailfu roll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12034764 >>12034812 >>12034830 >>12034817 >>12034842 now find some ideas for cuties

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:24:40 No.12034917 >>12034902 No whammies no whammies

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:24:46 No.12034920 >>12034902 34-36 Juliana best girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:26:43 No.12034944 >>12034902 Roll

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:28:55 No.12034957 >>12034902 Hook me up with that Lil Alien it’s what I deserve for not selling in Jan

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:29:07 No.12034962 >>12034148 >almost 30 >in college >flunking out >moms house yikes my man. i would've necked myself already but that 8k on top of it wew lad

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:29:58 No.12034970 >>12034944 No Alexandra.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:30:39 No.12034979 >>12034902 bowling for columbine

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:32:15 No.12034994 >>12034902 >52-52 Renee, age 18. #1 Statutory Rape/Aggrevated. #2. Incest kek she raped her little bro

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:32:35 No.12034998
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>>12034917
ehhh, could be alright
>>12034920
>20
fantastic get
>Juliana best girl
nope, 43-45 is best girl, 61-63 too, or possibly 97-98
52-54 and 94-96 would be fantastic friends with benefits though

>>12034944
you lucky bastard

>>12034957
>57
fuck yeah man
>lil alien
yikes

>>12034979
>79
could be an amazing one night stand

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:33:24 No.12035007 >>12034902 I'll get in on this

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:35:04 No.12035022 >>12034998 Rollin’

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:35:20 No.12035025 >>12034902 hook me up

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:35:29 No.12035029 >>12034998 thin with /assets please

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:35:40 No.12035032 >>12034902 Juliana best girl >innocent and sweet-looking >arrested for a trivial crime

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:36:43 No.12035042 >>12035032 >Kristin >tagged as Transgender kek

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:42:03 No.12035105 >>12034902 Rolling for the girl in the story

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:45:13 No.12035143 File: 91 KB, 900x506, Legate Lanius.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12034437 Beware the man who has nothing to lose.

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:47:16 No.12035168

>>12034406
I did until one day I didn't play it anymore. I can't even remember why. That game was pretty bad ass, but in PSO2 you can jump. It's a game changer for sure. The only down side is they only have nip servers so you have to deal with all the japanese shit you can't read even if you get a language patch. Its f2p though which is always a plus.

>>12034817
make sure Paddy gets shit faced and beats her with what ever kitchen utentsiles they had in there thatched roof flat or what ever the fuck they were living in.

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:48:06 No.12035185
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>>12035032
>kristin
id expect that of comfy
>>12035042
>42
>Lauren

cant believe i missed her, she is best, next to christie
>she's trippin, rollin, and geeked in that picture
holy fuck she would be fantastic

still, just imagine fucking a girl who can illegally twerk...

>>12035022
>2
gross

>>12035029
>Chiccc
noice!

>>12035105
>heroin
Yikes!
is that what your irl jailfu is in for?
>using stock options to fund your drug business
or
>getting margin called, so you gotta sell drugs before the boggs break your knees

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:49:29 No.12035211 >>12034902 rawl

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:50:59 No.12035238 >>12034902 Give me a cutie!

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:52:12 No.12035253 File: 10 KB, 128x128, 1543974132524.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12035238 Fuck yeah I got a mommy jaifu

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:54:21 No.12035285 What time does Powell play his stupid fuck up the market game

gommie faggot !!ybZU7IbD8fv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 18:54:50 No.12035291

>>12034764
I've previously written some erotica based on the short-lived, /leftypol/ based political ideologies catgirl webcomic between Professor Egoism and her student Nihilism cat.

Took me a minute to dig up the old pastebin link https://pastebin.com/zeqMSYFN

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:00:43 No.12035367 >>12035185 You guys are all fucked, #1 is best jailfu

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:04:25 No.12035416 >>12034902 luckers

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:06:39 No.12035455 File: 169 KB, 1399x981, 7be12de5bd21f4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12035285 inb4 cancels December hike and the golden bull runs free.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:10:42 No.12035524 File: 142 KB, 926x1468, 0e0b3044e5ecd9488ad985c1170c5e2b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] short bitcoin group

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:11:00 No.12035534 >>12035455 I think he's gonna make it sound that way but do a rate hike anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:12:21 No.12035552 >people sold

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:13:01 No.12035563 >>12035168 bro what was your name i might know you, i didn't like the game but my bro plays it all the time

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:22:37 No.12035710 >>12035563 I played like 8 years ago, everybody would call me King

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:23:06 No.12035718 >>12034902 Roll gib me blonde

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:25:15 No.12035743 >>12035710 ah, i played on the new private server, i only played to like lvl 15 back then

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:25:43 No.12035751 File: 38 KB, 382x371, smug_holo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ended in the green today Thank you EXEL I take everything back about you being the worst stock ever

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:27:12 No.12035782 File: 76 KB, 458x461, AMRN Logo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Green day today; thanks largely to my hero Amrn. Daily reminder; join the Cult of Amrn or get left behind once the profits pour in.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:37:56 No.12035913 >>12034652 Good; I'm thinking of buying a few shares of KHC maybe first part of 2019. That fat div/yield at that price is hard to pass up. Then there's the defensive aspect.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:45:59 No.12036015 >>12035743 yeah i was on x-box live might have been 10 years ago tbqh... playing this pso2 got me reminiscing

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:49:37 No.12036075 >>12034902 Buy F

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:51:54 No.12036107 >>12034902 rolling

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 19:58:14 No.12036201

>>12035913
Right now my portfolio is split roughly 50/50;

Half is in funds;
VFORX - Total market retirement
SWPPX - S&P 500 index

Half is in individual stocks

So if I were to buy in KHC I'd have to also dump an equal amount into my two funds to keep the balance.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:06:44 No.12036323 >>12035782 While the market is tanking left and right the Cult of Amrn is worrying not a bit; Amrn is up to 18.10 in after hours.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:07:17 No.12036329 File: 60 KB, 638x450, CB158B9D-97E8-449A-A7D3-C120BAA94B67.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12034902 Is /smg/ the best place on 4chan now? I’d like to think so. Rawlin

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:11:31 No.12036389 >>12036075 yes, please buy F

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:15:06 No.12036448 GM also wouldn't be a bad investment; get in on the self driving car wave cheap. Plus rumor is that they are gonna spin off the self driving unit at some point.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:20:05 No.12036533 >>12036448 i have F calls with a break even price of $9.04 that expire tomorrow. i'd really like to make some money, so if you guys could just buy some stock, that'd be sweet.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:21:07 No.12036548 File: 1.63 MB, 1920x1080, 1508328563245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12036329 Syria general is quite good as well. But i would agree this place is king.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:23:33 No.12036592 File: 103 KB, 764x960, let me guess, your home.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12036548 >not the finnish thread on /int/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:26:41 No.12036635 If most of the players in the stock market are professional and institutional traders why do they react so irrationally to world events?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:26:42 No.12036638 File: 180 KB, 1649x1230, OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this fucking market is making me seasick

weed lmao Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:27:51 No.12036659
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Canopy Growth put out a news release this morning that I think got overlooked a bit during all the mania today. They're buying out Storz & Bickel for $220m.

Storz & Bickel is a German company, best known for manufacturing dry media vaporizers like the Volcano and handheld Mighty. They were the go-to vaporizer brand before Arizer hit the scene with versions that (arguably) worked just as well for around 40% cheaper retail price. If Canopy had bought out Arizer instead, I think that would have been much bigger news. Nevertheless, S&B is a quality dry vape manufacturer with a good international reputation and a solid get for Canopy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:30:15 No.12036698 >>12034998 I want #7 to put my ass in a chokehold.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:31:21 No.12036718 >>12036635 It's less risk to dump early when there are indications of a downturn (or buy on early indication of upturn) fast, see what happens, re-enter. Lot of high volume trading going on with institutional as well.

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:39:44 No.12036837
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>>12036635
you can only look irrational in retrospect. if you're the first person to short sell the panic, you look like a genius. if there's a rally instead, you look like a dickhead.

and keep in mind (EVERYONE needs to keep in mind) the rally this afternoon was caused first and foremost by signals that the Fed's grip on the money supply next year will be looser than previously expected. not market fundamentals or economic strength, it was just optimism and assumption of more inflated asset prices, and cheaper leverage, to give a softer landing to a decelerating economy. inflation should be a lot of fun, buckle up and wear a fucking helmet kiddos.

grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:42:24 No.12036885
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>>12036638
Hi anon. Can you tell me about IRM? Why did you buy it and where do you see it going? I have been looking at it for a while now, but need to do some more DD.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:46:56 No.12036945 File: 527 KB, 642x518, 4wheeldrive.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ascends from underground tunnel

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:54:31 No.12037027 File: 67 KB, 794x729, babbys_first_brokerage_account.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12036945 Imagine panic selling at the bottom today.

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 20:57:57 No.12037084
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>>12036885
>why did you buy IRM?
not for a good reason, pardon the long answer. i sold some old mutual funds and consolidated all of my investments under Vanguard, leaving me with about $75K cash. i decided, rather than just index it, i would have fun and build a custom portfolio, focused on dividends and diversified by payment date. i want to get a dividend every day, so that no matter what, i'm getting paid every day just for investing. since i had no individual stocks i started from scratch.

i polled my friends and told them i'd buy 100 shares or approximately $5K worth of whatever they told me to, without contesting it. friend #1 works for iron mountain as an art handler. so he picked IRM, and I bought the shares.

what's their future? if i knew i would sell, or double down. :)

wish i had a more useful answer but maybe the most useful answer is the truth. i can't lie to you. i believe in the random walk.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:00:17 No.12037120 >>12037084 Their fundamentals look terrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:00:54 No.12037131 File: 34 KB, 573x430, 1510646620438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12037027 tfw you've gotten much better at detecting the bottom

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:04:41 No.12037170 File: 79 KB, 327x390, 1512272694980.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12037027 I actually did cut one of my lagging positions this morning to buy something else. That position went up 10%, the one I bought only went up 5%. Whups.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:04:54 No.12037177 >tfw you have a portfolio full of indexes and REITs all in the green Feels fucking good, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:06:22 No.12037197 File: 61 KB, 608x463, portfolio-endnov.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12037177 Ain't it man

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:27:47 No.12037439
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>>12033328
BUY HIGH SELL LOW

i am such a fucking retard, fucklcdsa fucking kill me, same pattern I've seen 5 fucking times and i'm off a bit and put a stop loss since I got cautious of the whole fraud thing.

this feels like shit even though I only lost like $500, got too excited with the initial gap up on wednesday morning

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:37:58 No.12037545 Buy and hold; your divs will save you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:39:04 No.12037556 >>12037197 Impressive.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:41:32 No.12037589 File: 32 KB, 225x300, xux.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12037545 I like dividends

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:42:16 No.12037599 >>12037556 Thanks broski

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:42:33 No.12037603 File: 54 KB, 179x179, dsh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12037170 Sold my shit Deans food at a loss Im tired of losing nickles and dimes over this dumb competition

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:48:30 No.12037659 File: 1.81 MB, 800x1200, 1467048852117.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12037603 Not an exceptional loss i hope?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:49:08 No.12037666 >>12037603 Think DF's still a good buy?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:51:00 No.12037681 File: 28 KB, 750x156, A98F0B63-C327-4763-8D43-17DE91CE43AE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12037603 Nikki no! I haven’t given up (I kind of have, I’ve thought Deans was curdled from the start)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:51:23 No.12037688 >>12037659 I put in 50 dollars and lost 10 dollars >>12037666 I never thought it was good, only bought for recucktants kneepads competition

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:53:05 No.12037700 >>12037681 I have putten the money where it belongs: Conagra foods

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:54:07 No.12037709

>>12034599
>4. Don't let bitches know how much money you saved.
Really don't understand this mentality at all. Find a shit ton of East Euro and Indian/SE Asian women on FB and add them and chat with them if you see they speak English. They might not respond to the first couple of messages, but this is EXACTLY when you tell them your networth. It's an icebreaker that kindles conversation. I'm in a long distant relationship with a Nepalese girl and that's how it started. It works.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:56:50 No.12037743 >>12037709 Sounds healthy

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 21:57:49 No.12037758
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>>12037700
I’m holding it until it goes to 7.00, 0.00, or I die. Probably the last one. The fact that I unironically think LCI has the best shot at this is sickening.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:00:28 No.12037796 >>12037758 Thanks based Thoth poster

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:01:35 No.12037810 File: 1.97 MB, 300x203, 1537495954277.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12037709

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:01:48 No.12037813 >>12037743 It's about casting a wide net. You'll find someone. Plus, a lot of western girls have values that really are not appealing.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:01:55 No.12037819 >>12037603 >giving up this easily lame i'll take your place with GALT

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:06:21 No.12037872 >>12037758 well now that I sold it should cause the buybots to activate

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:07:35 No.12037886 >>12037603 DF is dead and millennials killed it F

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:08:35 No.12037896 >>12037886 good

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:17:30 No.12037990
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>>12037177
>>12037197
Ever checked out $UMH? They handle manufactured communities/trailer parks. It's the closest you can get to slumlording without actually being a landlord.

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:20:28 No.12038022

1) Buy a high dividend 8%+ stock right before the ex-dividend date.
2) Sell immediately after ex-dividend date.
3) Free 8% return.
4) Repeat for all high dividend stocks.
5) Retire a billionaire.

Did I just stumble upon the greatest scheme ever? Is this legal? How would I even get caught?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:22:12 No.12038043 File: 85 KB, 789x802, 9975b57331386ba2a9f23d276a144ed3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12037603 >gopro

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:23:03 No.12038050 >>12038022 The dividend comes from the stock price, so no. Dividend scalping rarely ends well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:23:04 No.12038051 >>12038022 If I saved brainlet images on my HDD, you'd be seeing one to the left of this comment, fucking knob.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:23:22 No.12038053 >>12037990 >5.5% Yield I won't even look at anything under 7%. >>12038022 Dividend-heavy stocks usually price-drop with the ex date. Your $20 stock with a $0.50 dividend will open at $19.50, plus now you owe taxes on the $0.50.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:25:16 No.12038083 >>12038050 Huh? Even if that was the case I could just sell faster than everyone? The price can't drop instantly. As long as I sell it first I would still make some profit?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:29:21 No.12038125 File: 125 KB, 1234x807, peeps.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12038083 You know what, you're right. I say go for it. Look forward to your report back! You do you broski.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:31:28 No.12038148 File: 52 KB, 474x733, 11eae314d6ee84576b61f0711c7fd237--fallout-posters-fallout-art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12037688 Eh live and learn man, at least it was a low cost gamble.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:32:18 No.12038156 >>12038083 >I could just sell faster than everyone? Oh my god, please try and outsell literal bots that operate on the fastest internet speed offered to man, you fucking knob.

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:34:35 No.12038186 >>12038083 >>12038156 not only that, pretty much all brokers sell order flow to high frequency traders

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:36:31 No.12038202

>>12038083
the marketmaker corrects the price during premarket so you have no chance
However of course there is the chance the stock moves up during the day. If you have no income (for tax) like a neet and an autistic knowledge about dividend aristocrats you might do this successfully

>>	Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:37:24 No.12038217 >>12034902 Roll

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:37:47 No.12038222 >>12038186 aren't most of these high reratedenquincy traders bots?

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:38:38 No.12038227

>>12038156
>>12038186
So how do I sell things faster? Seems like if I could sell things very fast I could basically 100% guarantee a return. When I sell something where does the order go? Stock market? Can I move to same city as stock market to speed it up and also get something like Google Fiber?

>>	Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:38:38 No.12038228 >>12038222 yep, bots are better at it than humans

Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:39:29 No.12038238

>>12038217
>16-18
>Maria
>age 18
>#1 Criminal Enterprises, Conducting Bond: $1000000
>Notes: Pretrial
>#2 Forgery - Counterfeit/Trans tools
>Notes: Combined w/ other charges
18 years old and a criminal white collar mastermind with 1M bail? Don't mind if I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:39:59 No.12038247 >>12038202 How do I become a market maker? This is very interesting subject. I'm surprised people are wasting their time with picking stocks when you can just be faster and smarter than everyone else to make money using dividends.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:41:41 No.12038264 >>12038247 you have to go to Market maker school

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:43:21 No.12038281 >>12038247 I live off of my dividends. Please listen. You are in for a rude awakening. That's simply not how it works. If you'd like to just throw money away, I'll give you a PO box you can send it all to.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:45:36 No.12038307 >>12038247 You have to be able to make a market in under 30 seconds without the instruction manual or a youtube tutorial to get your license >>12038264 Market Making 201 at community college

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:45:36 No.12038308

>>12038228
so lets bet with the better bots, who's got the best automatic refuckulators and algothrithymly just get in front of the wave besides ratsu-anon.

Fuck it i'm done for a week... it was amazing.

>>12038247
You can be a market maker. Just make it your job.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:46:18 No.12038320 >>12038227 >>12038247 this has to be bait lol >>12034902 hoping for a pure soul

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:48:27 No.12038342 >>12038053 also, am I retarded or are you not making 8% a quarter? It would be 2% a quarter for a total of 8 for the year, right?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:48:56 No.12038348 >>12038247 to become a market maker, you must sell and buy on both sides. It takes a ton of capital and relationships, but it's not that hard if that's what your lifes work is going to be.

Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:49:15 No.12038351
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>>12038247
pass your series 57, then you get hired by any of the big brokers, NASDQ to become a DMM
theres nothing too special about it, you get some amount of pay depending on your contract, a % of the liquidity provided.

your taking on a risk in most of these jobs for supplying liquidity.
you can be a private MM, many brokers like TDameritrade will give you bonuses depending on how much capital you push monthly
all you have to do is remain mostly neutral on your trades

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 22:54:31 No.12038404 >>12038342 In that example, yes, your math is correct. Yields are annualized. 8% yield = 2% per quarter = 0.66% per month (some stocks pay monthly dividends)

>>	help me i am suicidal Thu, Dec 6, 2018 23:21:08 No.12038645 new thread >>12038636 >>12038636 >>12038636

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 23:46:12 No.12038873 >>12033391 >guggenheim >not buying voo Stick with your faggot named ETFs fuckhead

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 6, 2018 23:56:14 No.12038980 >>12034902 7-9 is a Faye Reagan, right?

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