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golden bear edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>12023519

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>>12028746

>> No.12029658

Since US stocks are getting justed right now i sold all my stocks that were still green and went full bear with turbo puts on amazon, facebook, netflix, tesla and apple. China make me rich pls.

>> No.12029678

>>12029658
China has no longterm viability

>> No.12029684

What indicators do people use while day trading commodities? So far I've just been using bollinger bands and SMA lines, what other things are useful?

>> No.12029788

>>12029678
But my id was green so eternal gains awaiting me.

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>>12028746
Once the DJIA hits 23,500 you're gonna see some serious shit

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>>12029788
Heil Hitler anon

>> No.12030054

Why aren't my AMD puts not selling?

>> No.12030233

I dont like this bear

>> No.12030249

>>12029658
you’re gonna get rekt if you short right now. this is literally going to be the biggest short squeeze or all time. pennies in front of a steamroller.

>> No.12030301

>>12030249
Pretty sure the rally since April was the short squeeze. Doubt this will go up much more with another rate hike coming in a few weeks.

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Have faith in the green meme line

ez

>> No.12030581

>>12030054
Because Options.

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if no one takes mortgage, are banks fucked?

>> No.12030624

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>> No.12030629

VTGN, buy or no?

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>>12028746

White males are parasites to the superior blacks

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>>12030630

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>>12029889

Accept your place, ‘Aryan’ cuck

>> No.12030732

>>12030713
What a bunch of faggots

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>>12030630

Tumblr and Whisper are over there fag.

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did someone say Golden Bear?

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Activate the buy bots

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>>12030744
>feeding the cuck with replys

ISHYGDDT

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I'M ON SOME SHORT A NIGGA SHIT
TAKE A NIGGA TVIX
TAKE THE CASH AND I DRIP
FEEL THE BAGS YEAH THEY STIFF
I PUMP IT WITH MY TRICKS
I GRAB A COUPLE BITS
SELL OUT, BUT IM BULLISH ON THAT SHIT

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>>12030777
coming to wreck your shit(p)

>> No.12030809

CERAMCRETE SUPPORT AT 2626

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good news coming january 9th at ces
7nm gpu:s and zen 2
buy amd

>> No.12030825

algos are so fucking gay

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so, for signal confirmation, does the day have to close below february's closing price, or close below its lowest price of february's dip

>> No.12030852

I sold everything, I'm investing in gold. I know it's a meme, but I'm done with this roller coaster of emotions, I cannot handle it anymore.

>> No.12030856

GBR getting wild on the level 2

>> No.12030863

>>12030849
>signal confirmation
no such thing

>> No.12030868

>>12030629
Buy.

>> No.12030887

>>12030852
platinum, motherfucker. PPLT.

>> No.12030904

>>12030852
i kinda like GLTR, holds gold,silver,plat,pallad

>> No.12030913

RATSU MY VXX PUTS ARE UP 50%!!!!

>> No.12030914

>selling at the bottom

>> No.12030950
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>>12030913
now thats golden bull

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>>12030914
>>12030950
We're gonna make it, frens.

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just bought some Canopy at $28 already up, bless up niggers

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Listen if I'm gonna close green thats fine, but please don't toy with my emotions anymore Mr Market.

>> No.12030998

Tomorrow's payday. What are we loading up on for longterm/lifetime hodl?

>> No.12031006

Here is good song for us all to celebrate Golden Bull to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

>> No.12031010

>>12030998
T & XOM

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>>12029965
why didn't you
>>12030000
LISTEN

>> No.12031030

remember bobo is watching your trades

>> No.12031029

>>12030852
>roller coaster of emotions

just wait for bad news and buy S&P 500 index funds

>> No.12031031

>>12031006
based Kazakh

>> No.12031039

>>12030998
brk

obviously

>> No.12031071
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>>12030629
VTGN is making a drug called AV-101 to treat depression and neuropathic pain
AV-101 acts on the same neurological pathway in the same way as ketamine (they're both NMDA antagonists), and there's significant scientific literature, as well as increasing use in clinical settings, supporting the efficacy of ketamine in treating both of those things
The advantages AV-101 has over ketamine is that it's orally bioavailable (you can take it as pills instead of having to inject it), which makes it a lot more likely for doctors to prescribe it, and it has fewer long-term side effects and safety concerns than ketamine
Its performance in clinical trials and the fact that it's been fast tracked by the FDA twice indicate that it's a promising drug that can potentially solve the problems of a drug that's been proven to be very effective but has several disadvantages hindering its adoption as a more widespread means of treatment

It's a small-cap biotech stock, so it's naturally very volatile and will dip and rise wildly on relatively low volume, in addition to being vulnerable to short term manipulation
Ultimately, the winning strategy is to be patient and hold as long as the fundamentals are there


http://www.pharmatimes.com/magazine/2018/november_2018/company_focus_vistagen#.W84iOIsVBuU.twitter
https://ir.vistagen.com/press-releases/detail/79
https://www.streetinsider.com/Corporate+News/VistaGen+Therapeutics+%28VTGN%29+Granted+FDA+Fast+Track+Designation+for+Development+of+AV-101+as+a+Non-Opioid+Treatment+for+Neuropathic+Pain/14669763.html
https://www.tipranks.com/stocks/vtgn/price-target

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>sold some SQQQ right before it dipped
Feels goodman

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HwY6kIncUtM

>> No.12031077

>>12028746
pip

>> No.12031086

>>12030626
same, I'm busy this week and the beginning of next with finals

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we back

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So is the Dow going to pump back to 26,000 now until the FOMC meeting?

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>>12031086
yea my last day of lecture was today

then 3 finals next week, monday, tuesday, then wednesday (and a lab report due tomorrow...)

then job searching and existential dread can truly begin

>> No.12031160

>>12031129
if you're graduating this semester and dont have a job lined up already you're fucked.

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everything is fine

>> No.12031176

>>12031129
you picked a great year to graduate zoomer. I did all my college during the great recession when there were no jobs, you're graduating into the greater recession during a time when the boomers 401ks all crapped out and can't even retire because they have no money.

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Pro Tip: Watch only 1 of a handful of greens in MJ today.

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Fuck the world Im buying Citibank and BAC at these levels
This dip on financials is fake and gay until the real inversion happens

>> No.12031196

Damn it feels good to have all my assets be fiat

>> No.12031209

>>12031176
he's still early enough into it that he can probably find a job if he starts shotgunning resumes now.
i spent 20 hrs a week my last semester shotgunning applications back in 2013 and got maybe 10 interviews

>> No.12031215

>>12031196

The guy who was glad to be benched for the big game so he can rest his little legs and relax.

>> No.12031227

>>12031129
Enjoy at least 6 months of unemployment

>> No.12031229

>>12031196
>paying short term cap gains taxes
>losing qualified dividends
no thanks

>> No.12031233

>>12031196
SP500 is still in an uptrend since january so youve been losing money

>> No.12031239

>>12031215
Volatile days are best trading days. Fortunes are made and lost on days like today.

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>>12031160
not quite (one year to go with my current schedule, hopefully)

im already fucked though because ME with no prior industrial co-op or internship

and no idea how to get a industry related job at this point...


>>12031176
topkek, im highschool class of 2010, (four years pissing about at community college)

I know the pain of graduating in a recession from everyone around me
and ill probably know firsthand by 2020

>>12031209
where to? i dont qualify for shit, and i dont get calls back anyways

at this point im tempted to start dropshipping since at least can do from home, and coin-mining has become unprofitable, so cant start that anymore

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market calming down nothing to see here! now "relax" with some "asmr"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gDCYLI4lrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqM6pEDkK2I

>> No.12031270

imagine trying to trade with these algos. yikes

>> No.12031274
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BEARS BTFO

>> No.12031288

>>12031274
I was a bear at the start of the day and bullish right now.

Don't stick to one team.

>>12031239
Yes mate I am buzzing. Fantastic day for trading

>> No.12031291

I don't play stocks but I wanna know, is this the end? Like is this the start of a big recession you guys think?

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>>12031291
perhaps

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>>12031255
posting some japanese shoegaze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4CKmzBf5Cs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fwi7mysiAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-DtHukc1Ls

>> No.12031319

>>12031291
nope. still no real inversion. and then even if it does, we still got about 9 months of rallying before an actual recession. so nows the time to buy, sell in 9 months. ez

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>household consumer spending was propped up by stock market gains
>household debt grew at 3.4% from July to September, up .5% from the 2nd quarter
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-economy-wealth/u-s-household-net-worth-rises-to-109-trillion-ahead-of-stock-rout-idUSKBN1O521S

There's another shoe waiting to drop, lads.

>> No.12031342

>>12031317
the bottom album isn't shoegaze, but it's still good either way

>> No.12031358

>>12031071
Thanks man, good info

>> No.12031363

>>12031274
Shekel flow is saying there's about even buy/sell pressure, but all the weak hands and stops got triggered, RSI is looking like it's getting healthy again, so we're going back up, unless some kind of provocative tweet convinces everybody otherwise.

>> No.12031372

>>12031243
Start contacting small local engineering firms about internships. Just send cold emails to the engineering department asking about possible internships and say you are a senior. Do this now and you will have a job by the time you graduate.

>> No.12031373

>>12031317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPYqrVDlc_4

>> No.12031406

>>12031373
added to my youtube playlist

>> No.12031437

>>12031243
if your college has job search assistance be sure to let them know that you need help.
get a solid resume and get interview practice.
go to career/internship fairs.
then write cover letters to local firms asking if they have any summer internships available and that you're graduating in xxxx.
most companies hire interns in the spring so you have time if you start searching now.

>> No.12031439

>>12031319
this guy gets it, nobody seems to get that either here or on /pol/, inversion only means recession months down the road theorically, and it held true for the past 70 years

ffs

>> No.12031446

>>12031288
>I was a bear at the start of the day and bullish right now.
how about now

>> No.12031455

>>12031406
5th song is the best ;)
if you like shoegaze im a huge fan
seen mbv several times and slowdive on there reunion

>> No.12031468

>>12031439
bro the market runs on emotions, currency isn't backed by anything, it's all a bunch of bullshit and a giant fucking joke. Just trade the public's sentiment and you'll be fine.

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>>12031468
>currency isn't backed by anything

>> No.12031494

Will we have a red Christmas?

>> No.12031507

>>12031468
Jesus Christ
8/10 if bait

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>>12031477
..... we have fiat currencies, they only have value because we give it value.

>> No.12031515

>>12031446
not the same guy, but I sold my puts from Teusday and bought calls. Will sell off calls if it gets too bad and stay with some profit.

>> No.12031523

>>12031468
>trading public sentiment
No fantasy can last forever, and eventually reality reimposes itself.

I cannot imagine a strategy more attuned to get one anally raped.

>> No.12031528

>>12031509
you go directly to jail if you don't pay your taxes in that currency. it's backed by threat of jail, not because we all believe in it.

>> No.12031537

>>12031515
i was asking him because he's retarded and stating the obvious after moves happened.

>> No.12031549

Here comes the final dip, then Power Hour Pump, is gonna carry us to the moon

>> No.12031552

>>12031446
have a short on 2653 tgt: 2645 stp: 2658

last trade of the day going to bury myself in cocaine.

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>>12030531
>buying the fifth fucking time a meme line everybody can see is hit
lelno

>> No.12031563

>>12031468
>Just trade the public's sentiment
I wonder what those sentiments are based on
Kys namefag

>> No.12031564

>>12031321
>household consumer spending is ever propped up by stock market gains
doubt

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>>12031468
>trade on sentiment instead of market indicators which have consistently worked for the past 70 years

Ok

>> No.12031591

>>12031528
and hence because of that threat we give it value.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ayYeLLT8bs&list=RDa6BbvCC0VI0&index=16

>>12031372
>>12031437
yea thats the plan, if not tomorrow then starting next week

at this point im just desperate to have enough money to afford an apartment on my own, and its killing my self-esteme and social skills

But a spring/summer good job is more important than a shitty pay job right now

>>12031468
>>12031477
baggy is not wrong, the only thing currency is backed by is military force and the invisible hand of the market

you think theres a brick of gold in the vaults for every dollar you have?

>>12031523
>>I cannot imagine a strategy more attuned to get one anally raped.
buying and selling whenever a TA indicator goes off, 100% of the time, will get you raped even harder
with millions of bots running millions of programs, anything advice you get will be known and exploitable already, and usually someone with enough money to call your bluff already knows it too

it sounds like someone needs to learn more game theory

>>12031563
if its a winning Parrondo's paradox, then hopefully knowledgeable educated guesses

>>12031582
>believing that you are the only one who knows the secret code to free money
>in the year 2008+10
ISHYGDDT

>> No.12031604

>>12031563
I wish I knew.

>> No.12031615

>>12030817
source?

>> No.12031640

>>12031028
hey guys only have 10k to invest. how many shares are you guys buying when its a dip like this?

>> No.12031645

RIP oil
https://oilprice.com/Energy/Oil-Prices/Oil-Prices-Crash-As-OPEC-Scrambles-At-11th-Hour.html

>> No.12031649

>>12031582
>>12031507
>>12031523
>>12031563
>>12031602

SPY closes at $268.30 do what ever the fuck you want with this information. I'm going to fuck right off now.

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>>12031615
reliable leaks, trust me™
amd also won next-gen consoles again, both xbox and playstation

>> No.12031692

>>12031552
>>12031537
>>12031446


And there it is. Another target hit at 2645

2 emini contracts and thats $800.

All the while you probably lose money while insulting people on an anime message board. Learn to trade. Cya.

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What are everyones predictions for the market as a whole? When will the recession fully begin and when will it be at its lowest?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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O, KO, MSFT, MDLZ, LMT, JNJ, MMM, HON, WM, MCD and the rest in VT. How does that look for a retirement portfolio? Any single stock that I want to put in I have to pull another out. Considering swapping out JNJ for IRM, but IRM payout % worries me.

Any ideas?

>> No.12031728

>>12031713
at some point the market's gonna lose like 30%. not now though everyone is too scared already. it's gotta overheat first

>> No.12031738

>>12031692
>>12031552
>going to bury myself in cocaine

doesn't sound like a very fulfilling use of your money
i don't know why people glamorize this kind of lifestyle, all it leads to is misery in the long run

>> No.12031740

>>12031713
4-6 months it begins in earnest
1 year and we hit bottom just after weak 2019 holiday sales.

>> No.12031747

are weed stocks a safe buy and hold?

>> No.12031756

>>12031468
Unironically based

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I never come to /biz/ ….
pleb tier fag on markets
want to risk 5 g maybe moar
what do anons?

in previous thread anon suggested "buy two AMZN shares then put the rest into LMT"


any other suggestions? hope you guys are winning

>> No.12031771

>>12031747
NBEV is solid
dipped all the way down to 4.20 opening bell and now it's sitting at 4.60
I've made a little over 10k with this stock in just 2 months.
The perfect pump and dump stock IMO

>> No.12031778

>>12031713
Recession is in 2020.

This is just FUD til the big boys get in position since they moved to too conservative stocks. Once Powell got dovish and Trump signaled a ceasefire they were caught off guard.

Look at sector etf's. The bigger selloffs are in safer stocks like healthcare.

>> No.12031779

>>12031728
>>12031740

What will be the cause of the start of it?

>> No.12031804

>>12031602
upboated for ISHYGDDT old meme

>> No.12031805

>>12031779
Couldn't say outright. Maybe China's currency manips backfire causing a massive sell off by rich expats who own a ton of American housing market. Maybe UAE artificially pumps oil prices because MBS is a mad man.

>> No.12031806
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Proud KHC GIS CAG bagholder
Just give me my dividends already

>> No.12031818

>>12031805
>a massive sell off by rich expats who own a ton of American housing market
please happen

>> No.12031832

>>12031818
This. %30 of the condos in my city are owned by chinks

>> No.12031840

>>12031740

most likely

if were lucky it will be mid year but most likely fall

>> No.12031853
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scared money makes no money

>> No.12031854

>>12031853
eat my ass you stupid faggot

>> No.12031864

>>12031818
Idk man. With most upper middle Americans bearish on housing from 2008 ownership will probably change hands between other world powers. India isn't gonna stop growing and those poos are actually taking legit coding jobs nowdays.
East Coast looking notably russian and Chinese, West Coast looking Indian and Korean. Don't know if that'll really change any time soon even if one group sells off the others will jump on.

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>>12031762
You could look into miners, commodities could see a nice bull run come 2019 and allot of the mid cap miners are trading near their 52 week lows. So like:
YRI (Advise caution with this one but could see great returns)
FR
G
ABX
KL

>> No.12031907

I'm thinking about buying SDS. Bad idea right now?

>> No.12031911

C’mon faggot bears, get GE to break $7

>> No.12031915

AHHH IF I WAS DAY TRADING I WOULD MAKE SO MUCH MORE

>> No.12031937

>>12031907
Gonna be a red day Tomorrow too so no

>> No.12031991

>>12031915
Me too fren. I don't even have a portfolio or money to invest, but I always seem to be right.
Buying right now is a fools errand. I'd sell and wait for the tech stocks to really break terra firma. Facebook restructure in 2019 is gonna be brutal. Snap is probably gonna fall even further too. All these pharma mergers are looking way too good to be true and the class of 199X seems to believe that mergers are nothing but good things. This market has been overvalued for nearly 3 years imo and the second dotcom bust is gonna take boomers by surprise.

>> No.12032019

>>12031721
I just feel 10 years older just by reading your PF m8
Nice job I guess

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>>12031898
Appreciated anon…always wanted to start, and this seems like I will be coming to this board more.
Are there any crypto markets?....this is asking for friend, who doesn’t want to research /biz/, he’s just a gamler. Once again thanks for pointing me into a direction.

>> No.12032054

>>12031274
>says the bulltard for the 8467th time these last two months

>> No.12032059
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12032059

Just went into oil at these cratered prices. Keeping biotech, hoping to maneuver out this week or possibly next with a gain.

Pls bull make a stand

>> No.12032086

>>12032059
Oil's going lower since economic activity is halting because of the impending recession.

>> No.12032092

I'm new to markets, so I wanted to know if it's unreasonable to think that bitcoins plummet lead the stock markets poor sentiment? Does this happen in other markets at all?

>> No.12032094
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>tfw shorted S&P and NQ right before the flippening
thank god i'm not gambling real money

>> No.12032099
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12032099

PUMP IT
BULLRUN

>> No.12032104

SPY is recovering get dabbed on

>> No.12032115
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>he's not balls deep in LULU and ULTA puts and AOBC calls for earnings tonight

Where are your morals?

>> No.12032117

>>12032059
If I were you I'd take a good long look at biotech and consider buying commodities soon. Small R&D is usually quick top go under unless they've got really proposing govt contracts or a product that's selling well. Also the big biotech guys are being fucked in all sorts of ways lately. Tread lightly anon. Diversify into currencies or long term securities as soon as the govt calls for it.

>> No.12032132

>>12032054
Its almost like dogshit bears have been BTFO 8467 times in the past 2 months

Stay buttblasted

>> No.12032154

>>12032086
>economic activity
>halting

How come literally every report says otherwise? Germany/russia returning to modest growth, consumer spending/savings (golden double) both rising, and epa prices to kill over. I would doubt a recession is in for at least 2+ years.

>> No.12032171

>>12032104
NONONONO I WASNT ABLE TO BUY

I swear the bogs have a monitor on when I transfer money to my brokerage

>> No.12032194

>>12031915
>>12031991
day trading is a fools errand, you're competing against institutional traders or/and algos made by math phds

>> No.12032195

>>12032154
Even the real yield curve hasn't inverted yet. Too many retards come out of the woodwork every time the market sells off big and doom and gloom it up. It's a constant here and anywhere else.

A recession is two years off at a minimum. The economy is fine right now.

>> No.12032196

>>12032154
>otherwise

>australia housing market collapsing
>china collapsing under its own corruption and rising wage demands
>Deutche Bank ticking time bomb
>EU a clusterfuck mess
>Saudi tensions
>yield curve inverting
>mueller situation

>> No.12032197

Short everything in sight

>> No.12032208

>>12032154
I don't know m8. It really depends on what the fed and China do at this point, I'm being a little pessimistic because it's been ages since I've seen a healthy market like this one, but if I'm being safe I'm holding on commodities and currencies right now and getting out of tech and the like. I'd get out of coin in the next year so long as it doesn't become any more legal to speculate on.

>> No.12032212

>>12032154
yield curve. something funky is going on, i know the market isnt really ever rational, but i don't think the market is even real after 08

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>>12032032
Not the right person to ask on that front, but most of /biz/ outside of here does crypto so you could inquire there. There's also a channel called datadash that does crypto analysis and hes pretty good. 2 more suggestions:
BTO (another mid cap like YRI)
Uranium Miners (Datadash goes into em here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTWAMWmY7og, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOIy_kPlu5M))

>> No.12032232

POWA HOWA PUMPERUUUUU

KAKUGO

>> No.12032233

>>12032194
Sure, but if you've got a bit of gambling money it can be fun. You're never going to make the extreme optimal gains that computers are but that's not the game you're playing. I'd be looking to make maybe a couple percent here and there sifting through headlines like people did in the mid 90s.

>> No.12032249

>everything goes red when I'm asleep
>everything goes green when I'm away for an appointment

Yeah yeah I'm trendchasing or whatever just CHANGE WHEN I'M AT HOME AND CAN TRADE.

>> No.12032253

>>12032196
Got any good articles about the Australian housing market?

>> No.12032263

>>12032253
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=aUSTRALIA+HOUSE+PRICES+FALLING

>> No.12032264

>>12032194
algos are doing HFT and frontrunning for small gains, not really day trading.

>> No.12032268

>>12032154
whats an epa price anon?

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>>12030301
Pro Tip: There isn't going to be any rate hike in the near term.

>> No.12032289

>>12032263
I was thinking maybe you had one cued up from a good local news source, I'm not digging through Google while I'm on my phone for fud drafted by western cunts.

>> No.12032296

>>12031564
that's just according to Reuters my friend, regardless, with leverage increasing, the current levels are not sustainable. What would have to happen is that wages would have to increase faster than inflation, which doesn't appear to be in the cards.

>> No.12032303

>>12032271
I called 2 at the beginning of the year because I thought the fed was crazy to do 3. They're still sounding crazy though so idk.

>> No.12032336

Buy yourself some NBR. Get a dividend, get it for cheap.

>> No.12032354

>>12031649
Think I’ll screencap it

>> No.12032372

Where are my TQQQ bros at?
We fucking made it lads

>> No.12032374

>>12032289
>news says prices have gone down
>STOP FUDDING!

>> No.12032382

>>12028746
give it to me straight y'all is it gonna crash?

>> No.12032383

>>12032336
What about IRM, NRZ, NLY, GECC, and O tho famalam?

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>>12032372
love my money printing machine

>> No.12032401

>>12032382
Its going sideways and then we will have the new great depression.

>> No.12032406

>>12032374
No, but western news tends to over exaggerate the bad news. So while a western news article might say "this signals a market downturn" a local article might say "much needed correction"

>> No.12032413

>>12032382
no

>> No.12032418

>>12032382
In a couple months, ye, not tomorrow, if that's what you mean anon. it might go down a bit more, but this is still just the beginning, and there may be one more bounce yet.

>> No.12032421

>>12032382
Tomorrow is going to be brutal

>> No.12032429

>>12032418
>ye

>> No.12032432

>>12032421
how come?

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>>12031747
>weed stocks
>safe

No. A bullshit short attack caused one of the largest companies to drop 50% before rebounding today. That ain't even a little bit safe. You buy weed stocks because you're accepting that kind of volatility in belief that marijuana will continue to go legal in more states and probably go federally legal in relative short time frame.

>> No.12032442

What happens today during power hour?

>> No.12032454
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12032454

Well, which one is it?

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>>12032442
moon mission SPY $270+

>> No.12032466

>>12032421
I'm making a guess that depending on how oil markets react to overnight price adjustments and after market earnings calls trading very well might be flat @ 0+-100.

>> No.12032472

>>12032442
I make another 7%

>> No.12032522

Where is the safest places for me to put funds during a recession but also have quick access to them?

I just pulled out 50K

>> No.12032541

>>12032439
Wrong. Weed will sell well in a recession. Buy CGC

>> No.12032544

>>12032383
IRM has a near 300% payout, and NLY will probably have to cut yield in 2019. NRZ is fundamentally the strongest.

>> No.12032547
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So when is KHC going to stop dying

>> No.12032564

Almost time for the moon mission :)

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>>12032547
when the fed slows rates probably next year
KHC were fucking dumbasses and made a shit acquisition because they couldnt get Campbells
and halted the dividend like morons even though they didnt really need to

>> No.12032571

>>12032547
They bought some retarded paleo brand. You tell me.

>> No.12032572

>>12032544
NLY
IVR
MFA
The ///divvv kangz///

>> No.12032589

>>12032541
Of course it will sell well. Doesn't make it "safe".

>> No.12032609

>>12032522
Wew lad.
Some gold or palladium, I'd think maybe oil on the dip here. Btc just dropped to 3500 so maybe some there. I'd get outta usd so maybe yen, aud, and maybe the hkd on the dip.
It's all gonna go down but these will all likely go up. Or wait and sell gold during peak FUD when the recession really kicks into gear.

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>>12032541
black market weed will, but it remains to be seen if weed companies will

t. weed is now fully legalized in my state as of today (recreational, to use or possess), but its illegal for any business to sell weed here until december 2019

thankfully I know "friends" who can privately "gift" me some weed, as long as I give them a "gift" of cash ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8&list=RDa6BbvCC0VI0&index=18

>> No.12032624

>>12032396
Is it too late to jump on the train?

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>>12032589
>cigarettes sell well in a recession, they are good in down economic times
>alcohol sels wells in recessions, they are good in down economic times
>weed will sell well in a recession, but it wont do good in down times

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>>12032610
>talking about USA market when CGC only sells to Canadians

>> No.12032650

>>12032624
final dip is happening right now friend

>> No.12032656

>>12032610
>but it remains to be seen if weed companies will

do you see people drinking alcohol distilled in people's back yards any more
people will always prefer getting something legally to getting it illegaly, since goods that are legally produced are cheaper and safer, and you don't have to deal with criminals to buy them

>> No.12032674

>>12032650
he missed it.... just like that...

>> No.12032677
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STOP SELLING

>> No.12032679

>>12032610
Florida is a possibility in short term. Gotta complete the four corners. For symmetry.

>> No.12032703

>>12032372
Let us pray.

>> No.12032716
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>>12032647
>knowing the country of origin of every single penny stock
>or wasting the time to google it instead of shitposting

>costanza.jpg

>>12032656
>do you see people drinking alcohol distilled in people's back yards any more
yes, even more so in the south/appalachia
but youll still find a lot of home wine/liquor in most rural places
just because you and everyone you know dont does not mean no one does
thats called a sampling bias

>people will always prefer getting something legally to getting it illegaly, since goods that are legally produced are cheaper and safer, and you don't have to deal with criminals to buy them
idk, I bet there is still more illegal prostitute sales in nevada than there are legal ones

also if thats right, why does heroine exist? and why is it so plentiful?

>> No.12032732

>>12032624
No, the Nasdaq is going to 10k during the Heaven period after the fed slows rates
It depends on whether or not you care about a potential fakeout breakdown and 5% drawdown

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>>12032716
>CGC
>$10 billion market cap
>penny stock

>> No.12032752

>>12032115
LULU puts expensive af rn

>> No.12032753

can anybody explain why buying some SQQQ/the SP500 equilivent at like $10 a share isnt worthwhile when we are at all time highs, because the worst that happens is they drop to like $4 over a couple years, whereas if we go recession taht $10 will turn into like $60 a share within months? The balance between risk/reward at a very low share price seems like a fantastic deal

>> No.12032765

>>12032233
sure but it'll very likely be a zero sum game at the end of the day

>> No.12032770

>>12032753
Because we are at the bottom right now

>> No.12032772

>>12032753
lmao

>> No.12032773

>>12032752
I'm awaiting a disappointing earnings call in LULU. No one buys new athlesiure anymore, everyone went to cheaper brands or 100% cotton this year

>> No.12032796

>>12032753
That would be a horrible idea right now, Even if we do have a recession you wouldnt make enough , Bulls dont give a fuck about recessions and will run during one and always have done so strongly.

>> No.12032797

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

>> No.12032804

>>12032753
50 shares at $10 is the same at 5 shares at $100, you gain 5% on $500 it doesn't make a fucking difference how many shares you got.

>> No.12032805
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APHA has a lot of upside as usual, anyone else averaging down or starting a position since the short attack from QCM?

>> No.12032811

>>12032804
but there is diminsihing returns on your losses when shares are so cheap due to compounding %s, and it works in your favor the other way around when the short ETFs start mooning

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>>12032753
>pulls a 10:1 stock split
>nothing personal kid

>> No.12032813

Tesla Inc
364.626 +4.93 (+1.37%)

>> No.12032816

>>12032753
oh jesus christ this new fren doesn't know how these things can reverse split and just fuck your shit up.

>> No.12032817
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OH GOD

>> No.12032821

>>12031028
Why does TQQQ have such a meme status on /smg/?

>> No.12032825

>>12032765
Nothing wrong with that. The only real way to guarantee your retirement is hard work over a period of decades.
>not having roth and traditional IRA
>not having a 4-5% employer match on 401k
>not having an incredibly diverse portfolio

Day trading is for fun and at best a little extra pocket change. You absolutely give up that money when you put it in the exchange though. Expect nothing and consider profit a pleasant surprise.

>> No.12032831

>>12032811
if the sqqq gets to like $2 they'll just make every 10 shares one share worth $20 and keep tanking.

>> No.12032833

>>12032821
Its not a meme, its legit.

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>>12032821
V O L A T I L I T Y

>> No.12032847

>>12032821
because its up like 2000% and safer than individual tech stocks

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>>12032821
> +400% returns in the past 5 years

no idea

>> No.12032864

>>12032831
and reverse splits are send notice in advance arent they? so you can just get out before they kill you with the compounding %s again?

>> No.12032868

AHHhh I READ THE SCRIPT WRONG ITS THE POWER HOUR DUMP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12032874

>>12032843
>CHAD BUY
>highest levels of CHAD
this image always makes me laugh.
by the way if you're trying to fake 4chan image names, simply check "random name in 4chanx settings"
this prevents you from making filename jokes however

>> No.12032875

>>12031071
How tf do you know all of this stuff, serious question.
Where do you get all of your info from?

>> No.12032883

>>12032874
i just spam numbers, its how I've saved all my files for years

>> No.12032884

>>12032864
yes, you just need to get out faster than everyone else, including the algorithmic bots

>> No.12032886

LMAO imagine how senile and low IQ the buyers of ATVI are

>> No.12032894

>>12032864
yeah, but you're probably already killed before it reverse splits. Just look at a 5 year chart of SQQQ you'd have lost 90%.

>> No.12032897

>>12032805
Got in a little late at 3.94

>> No.12032898

HOPE YOU MUTT BURGERS LOSE IT ALL BAHAHAHAHA

t.leaf

>> No.12032899

>>12032843
The anon who makes these is fucking amazing
>>12032821
It's not a meme, it's a way of life

>> No.12032908

ITS POWER HOUR BITCHES!

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>>12032864
as soon as a reverse split is announced the price drops, like instantly

you are not the first person to come up with this idea, and you wont be the last


whales love smallspecs like you trying it out for yourself though, so go ahead and do it

its your money, not mine

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12032919

WE
ARE
BACK

SANTA CLAUSE RALLY HAS BEGUN

>> No.12032928

>>12032813
Honestly can't wait for the recession to tank them just before they gobble up GM'S electric market share. Gonna be a good time to make a 20+% roi

>> No.12032935

people cashing out for christmas, don't worry guys it'll go up once wall street gets their bonuses.

>> No.12032946

>>12032935
Today ends at -200/-250 dow screencap this.

>> No.12032949

since everybody is buying into the dip

isnt it one of those fake dips before the big drop and everyone looses everything

>> No.12032950

+969% on the day!

>> No.12032962

oh god damn it just dropped again. %#&$%&#&$%#

>> No.12032965

>>12032928
lel, idc about any of that.


All that matters is the brand is unbelievably strong and growing in strength relative each year plus a very strong business model due to that. Anyone who works at tesla drops panties and it attracts the best workers in their industry who will work 2x harder than at other places.

True believer workers are unstoppable.

>> No.12032969
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YOU GUYS BETTER START BUYING

>> No.12032978

>>12032965
Yeah I'm agreeing with you.
In the short term it'll drop a bit but they've got a bright future

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>>12032804
>find biotech company
>look at their website
>look at their pipeline (the list of drugs they're making)
>google studies about the science behind how the drugs in their pipeline work and how well they work

I use this website (https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com) to check for news and find out about their finances
Looking around on stock market forums is a good way to find what biotech companies might be worthwhile, as opposed to just doing all this research on some random ticker
It might seem like a complicated process, but I'm personally interested in biology (I'm a Neuroscience major), so I enjoy reading about the different companies and I find it easier to understand studies and clinical trials than I do SEC filings for more in-detail DD on a stock

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>>12032915
I remade this comic for SMG
Are YOU good enough to bat against Grichka, Anon?

>> No.12032995

Do any of you read Martin Shrkeli's blog? or other finance blogs?

>> No.12032996

>>12032950

ABSOLUTELY BASED

>> No.12033008
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>>12028746
>he thought he bought the dip
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.12033023

>>12033008
but I loterally did buy the dip and its been going up!

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>>12032995
>>12032984
Martin Shrkeli's blog is also a good read to find out about various biotech companies
http://martinshkreli.com

>>12032984 was meant for >>12032875

>> No.12033030

>>12033022
Thanks man <3

>> No.12033032

>>12032978
Yeah, I just mean it might be the easiest metric to just guess the incoming IQ of workers and general morale to determine future price.

Tesla has a good gap of that over something like GM. So it reasons they will probably out compete. Not to mention Elon's advantage in IQ over competitor CEOs in autos.

You don't have to do much more analysis than that. If the differiential is as large as it is with Tesla vs Ford, you can guesstimate the "winner" by a large enough margin to justify investment.

Sort of like how it's fucking easy to tell ATVI has no future once they lost all good developers and cut costs + nothing but dying end of cycle tarnished and milked brands

>> No.12033034

>>12033030
no problem

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>>12032969

>> No.12033046

>>12032984
I was the original VTGN shiller back in January. Told everybody to buy the fuck out of it, but now I'm all about FVE. That meme's going places.

>> No.12033061
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>BGS green
this is the food stock large specs are after, the most desirable
everyone wants green giant and the high yield

>> No.12033067

>>12033046
I do remember originally seeing the ticker from a post you made
The DD I've been posting is all mine, though

>> No.12033076
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>log onto my broker

NO TENGO DINERO

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>>12032897
Nice one. I just started a position at 4.77. Shorters were spreading FUD on the weedstocks sub to get control of the SP following the short piece. APHA will eventually see better days ahead once the report from them comes out next Monday.

>> No.12033083
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Reminder to always stay true to yourself and never listen to anybody else

>> No.12033090
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>>12033008
The dow is going to pump back to 26K until uncle Powell spanks us again on the 19th.

>> No.12033097

>>12033067
The drug is designed to treat a bull shit condition that doesn't exist, so of course it's impossible not to get approved.

>> No.12033099

>>12033083
This. You guys are all conspiring to take my money as far as I’m concerned.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>12033099
checked and based

>> No.12033114

>>12033083
I'm a bear fag and I made more money shorting volatility than longing it today. This is great.

>> No.12033120
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>>12033083
based
people will see its not a meme soon

>> No.12033122
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>>12033083
Alright, what now

>> No.12033123

>>12033046
>FVE
Shill me.

>> No.12033129

>>12033123
old folks homes, fuck the boomers out of the last of their shekels before they die and profit.

>> No.12033135

>>12033122
>didnt even save enough money to buy a rope and a chair
not gonna make it

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>>12033122
4 dollars too late son

>> No.12033140

>>12033129
What’s the PT?

>> No.12033143

>>12033140
pt?

>> No.12033144
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>>12033097
>depression
>a bullshit condition that doesn't exist

Depression has a tangible neurological basis that's been extensively documented and scientifically proven in numerous peer-reviewed studies
It is an objective fact that depression is a real disease
The only reason you're claiming it isn't real is because you want to be an edgy contrarian

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2228409/

>> No.12033145

>>12033122
You were supposed to double down at the bottom!!!!!

>> No.12033147

>>12033138
Ah yeah u got a great average, I was buying Chunks all the way down, I kinda missed out on the last TQQQ bullrun but I WONT THIS TIME

>> No.12033148

>>12033138>>12033122

OH GOD thats a 58

>> No.12033150

>>12033140

According to the TA: $0

>> No.12033153
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I don't even know wtf this is

>> No.12033154

>>12033143
price target

>> No.12033155
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PUMP IT

>> No.12033157

>>12033144
Oh god he fell for the medicinal jew.

>> No.12033159

>>12033143
Price target.

>> No.12033162

>>12033153
dont read that, reading that is for jews just buy

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Imagine panic selling this morning.

>> No.12033169

>>12033153
Its Microsoft, Amaazon, Netflix, Facbeook all bundled up into one where you earn 3x more of the money

>> No.12033173

>>12033154
$5

>> No.12033175

>>12033153
it kills bulls

>> No.12033177

>>12033157
I'm a Neuroscience major
I'm going to be a medicinal jew for a living, assuming all goes well

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>>12033155

>> No.12033189

>>12033177
so you're going to convince people there's something wrong with them to get them to pay you money for pills? You're a terrible human being.

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>>12033189
Terrible human beings need to make a living, too, baggie-san.

>> No.12033215

What are your lifetime holds biz, i'm looking at lockheed/northrop for solid defence/tech and space combo, commercial exploitation in space will probably exist sooner than we expect

>> No.12033219

>>12033209
I know we do.

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>>12033189
I'm planning on going into research, not being a practitioner, to clarify
I want to specialize in doing research on the neurological basis and potential treatment of mental health disorders

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12033229

When is GE going to reverse?

>> No.12033232

>>12033153
Just buy it anon, you don't have to understand something to make money!

>> No.12033234

HOLY SHIT THE BULLS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!

>> No.12033236

>>12033229
GE hasnt been delisted yet? wow

>> No.12033239

>>12033229
just take the chart and flip it 180*. GE going to the moon now

>> No.12033241

>>12033215
>What are your lifetime holds
deez nuts (unironically)

>> No.12033243
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

I was in court all day. People who do meth or have an IQ under 120 shouldn't be able to procreate. What'd I miss other than this bounce? Dead cat? The world may never know

>> No.12033244
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>>12032992
>>I remade this comic for SMG
fuckin saved (that other pic was already a remake, there are two more panels under it originally)
>Are YOU good enough to bat against Grichka, Anon?
no, i only have 4 figures, they wont even let me step on their field

I know my limits, and i have a green day today, so no hurry to die (yet)

>> No.12033245

>>12033221
You should try to cure homosexuality. That's like the best thing you could do for the world.

>> No.12033246
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Who bought puts this morning?

>> No.12033251

Don't talk about /smg/ on stocktwits you nigger

>> No.12033256

Hello biz, I’m an ignorant fag when it comes to the stock market. I just wanted to ask if it is worth learning about and investing in. Is it possible to make money off the stock market or is it just a gamble where you’re going to get fucked regardless?

>> No.12033263

>>12033246
>buying puts after a Red as fuck ATH

Just do the exact opposite and ur gonna be one of the rich kids

>> No.12033274

>>12033245
We already have a cure, it's called a bullet

>> No.12033277

>>12033243
you missed me shilling TQQQ for 7 hours

>> No.12033279
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>>12033256
You can make enough per day to buy a El-camino and a pack of smokes.

>> No.12033285

Hope you guys picked up DG this morning or yesterday, it's only going up from here.

>> No.12033286

>>12033256
owning stocks is probably a better way to save than hoarding cash
if you want to day trade yeah its a gamble but if you want to hodl for years you'll probably make money

>> No.12033287

>>12033183

I really want a miniature of this statue in my house.


...and a full sized version for the front yard.

>> No.12033292

NASDAQ GREEN DAY

>> No.12033297

>>12033279
ho lee fuk
10/10 nice work!

>> No.12033298

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST APHRIA SETTLE DOWN

>> No.12033307

>>12033279
noice, pls explain

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>>12033256
>Is it possible to make money off the stock market
no, physically impossible
>>or is it just a gamble where you’re going to get fucked regardless?
yes, its this, we all hate money

>>12033256
nope, but i bought SQQQ on tuesday, and sold them at peak price today :)

>>12033287
Cronus was an angry Titan

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DISNEY FUCKING MOONING I'M SO HARD

>> No.12033317

>>12033307
Had 110 TLRY the day before the buble popped and sold first thing in the morning

>> No.12033324

Guys Im fucking mooning

>> No.12033334

>>12033328
>>12033328
>>12033328

NEW

>>12033328
>>12033328
>>12033328

>> No.12033378

>>12033286
I’m not looking to day trade, I’m looking to make money over a long period of time by investing. I’m just not sure where to start or even how to get involved in stock exchanges.

>> No.12033398 [DELETED] 

my father is only saving his money and not investing in anything except some real estate. he asked me what to buy for a fairly short investment horizon (1-3 years). no leverage but I can adjust the position size of course. target volatility of maybe 3% p.a. or less would be ideal. what do I tell him? I only know how to trade btc and I'm not going to use his money for that.
bonds? but how do you invest in them best? buying some etf or literally bonds? fixed rate, floating rate, corporate, government, ...?
or gold?
I'm not going to tell him to buy stocks right now as I would prefer him to not get rekt.

>> No.12033413

>>12033314
Goes up 1%

Moon?

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>>12033164
I shorted at the fucking dip on my sim
praying to god tomorrow is hell on earth

>> No.12033445

>>12033256
>Is it possible to make money off the stock market or is it just a gamble where you’re going to get fucked regardless?

No, it's definitely possible. But if you start out knowing nothing and think you can pick stocks to get rich within a few days - yeah, you're going to get fucked.

>Biggest dangers:
Your emotions. If you follow your instincts you will buy high and sell low.
Incomplete information. Why should you happen to pick a stock that outperforms the market? What makes you sure that you can time the market and know when to buy and when to sell?

>Solution:
Invest into the market as a whole via index ETFs.
Cost-averaging by splitting your investments up.
Long-term buy and hold instead of short-term trading.

>Result:
Your investment might temporarily go down ~40% but across decades you will participate in the average upward trend of the global economy to the tune of +5-8% per year.
Better than any savings account, but quite more volatile. If you can stomach that, the stock market is a great investment.

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up $7 thousand today

best trading day for me ever

>> No.12033804

Hope some of you loaded up on NIO today. Also, don't forget about NIO day on the 15th

>> No.12033843

>>12033144
>what is lithium?

>> No.12034114

>>12033843
If you think lithium is a treatment for depression you're fucking stupid.