/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.12019216]

>female coworker complained to the boss because I don't say good morning and goodbye to her before I leave.
>boss calls me into the office and says I need to start being more social
>explain to him that I'm there to work, to trade my labor for money and not to make friends
>goes off about how being a "team player" is essential to the job
>remind him that I get things done, don't make mistakes, and always am available to everyone for work related issues all of which are true
>says he's going to assign me team work building assignments

anyone else have to deal with similar bullshit?

[Anonymous No.12019302]

all you had to do was say hi twice a day and now you have to do team building exercises, which is going to make them expect more interaction from you. fucking kek at this brainlet

[Anonymous No.12019339]

Hold your ground anon, don’t acknowledge the roastie at all. Hold your ground, your boss with reward you for your persistence.

[Anonymous No.12019341]

you probably give off some bad vibes with your body language and having a good environment is more important than however productive you think you're being (you're probably vastly overestimating yourself)

say good morning, fgt

[Anonymous No.12019343]

>>12019216
Suck it up you little bitch. How hard is it to be polite to the people you work with?

[Anonymous No.12019346]

>>12019216
If I were you, I'd start to show my boss who is boss by arriving to work at lunchtime, and leaving at 4:00pm while continuing to meet my deliverables 100%

[Anonymous No.12019354]

>>12019216
If you really said these things you are a grade A sperg and are lucky he’s not firing you

[Anonymous No.12019356]

>We have a company culture that you need to adhere to

[Anonymous No.12019369]

>complain to boss that you don't say 'hi' to her
Is she literally autistic? Can't she tolerate MILD differences in people behavior?

[Anonymous No.12019372]

>>12019343
It's annoying as fuck. No males in my office go out out their way to do this to each other. I am certain that they don't at your place of work, if you have a job that is

[Anonymous No.12019375]

fucking autist
life is not a videogame with checkmarks
you'll learn, as many others

[Anonymous No.12019385]

>female coworker complained to the boss because I don't say good morning and goodbye to her before I leave.

Do Americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.12019389]

>I’m here to work, not o make friends

HAHAHAHA the worst fucking office C R I N G E

This is a classic “I’m a secret badass” defence mechanism that social retards use in offices all over the world, I have heard it countless times from jrs

What a faggot. You will never get ahead no matter how good you think your work is because your attitude is bad and people think you’re lame, which you are

Pic related you don’t realise this is what you look like

[Anonymous No.12019390]

Talk to your boss again and Show him the Gavin Mcinnis Ted Talk on teamwork.

https://youtu.be/6fUhMIzvpQk

[Anonymous No.12019395]

>>12019356
every company does, so find one that you like

[Anonymous No.12019397]

>>12019375
The female is clearly autistic.

[Anonymous No.12019399]

Wow, you should hand in your notice. Unless you were actively being rude to your coworkers you should be rewarded for not wasting company time on trivialities.

[Anonymous No.12019400]

>>12019385
British males do this

[Anonymous No.12019401]

>>12019302
>>12019341
>>12019343
The absolute state of R*ddit.

You are correct; you are there to perform a role. If you do so, then fuck the roastie-tier emotional / social bullshit. If every employee said good morning to every other employee every morning, the conpany efficiency would plummet. Tell your boss that you will send a good morning email to all staff every morning as a compromise, and expect one in return. If he doesn't agree due to improper use of resources (which is the correct answer) point out that he's trying to enforce a similar situation to the detriment of the company

[Anonymous No.12019425]

>>12019216
Just say "I've been instructed to say good morning to you. So, good morning." And carry on.

[Anonymous No.12019427]

>>12019216
Do you think the top CEO loves saying hi to everyone? No, he hates even having to talk to anyone in person. They all would prefer to never have an in person meeting but they have to. Get over it. Learn to simply adapt at the minimum social level required to fit in brainlet.

[Anonymous No.12019460]

>>12019401
>i can't into subtext
re-read my post, brainlet

[Anonymous No.12019466]

>>12019216

Stop being such a uptight ass and learn to be friendly. It will get you a lot further than your "skills".

[Anonymous No.12019488]

>>12019385
Yes, all of the people in this country have a great deal of self importance. If you don't address everyone like they are the light of your life, then you'll become a pariah.

[Anonymous No.12019501]

>>12019401
>Tell your boss that you will send a good morning email to all staff every morning as a compromise, and expect one in return
yeah, great advice, act like a brat and annoy the guy that determines your pay instead of just saying good morning

better advice is to start looking for another job if you can't play ball at the one you're at

[Anonymous No.12019513]

>>12019216
There two options now, either you submit and accept you are the local bitch, say hi every morning and lose your soul.
OR
You write a letter of notice, and tell your boss that you expected him to support you in this matter, now that he let you down, you feel your goals no longer align with this workplace, thank him for the opportunity, and walk out.

[Anonymous No.12019520]

>say hi
Sexual harassment
>don't say hi
Bullying and exclusion. Mental abuse.

[Anonymous No.12019528]

>>12019216

> Be me
> Negro who acts like a homo (but claims to want a wife) on the same team in the office
> Stop saying good morning since the faggot is annoying
> Calls me rude
> Next day gets mad and raises his voice while on the verge of crying
> Calls me a bitch
> Aww shit I'm gonna get him fired
> Tell manager
> Negro beat me to her
> Annoying roastie manager says "I can't side with either of you since there are two sides to a story"
> Bullshit the guy confessed
> MFW roastie says that I have to get along with him
> MFW she tells me some stupid sob story of when she said hi to a guy at work and he didn't respond and how it made her FEEL (she seemed to purposefully say hi to him every morning like out resentment but not to the entire staff)
> MFW roastie manager is talking with another lady about how a higher up seems to be mad at them or her for not saying hi
> Roastie acts like it's just a hello no big deal
> THE FUCKING IRONY
> THIS WOMAN PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH IF I BUMP INTO HER IN PUBLIC WGILE STILL EMPLOYED THERE I MAY JUST IGNORE HER!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12019532]

>>12019389
Yeah because including yourself in all of the work place drama is the actual secret bad ass skill that people like OP and I are looking for. I can't wait to sit down and hear Nancy's problems with Larry on my lunchbreak.

[Anonymous No.12019552]

>>12019501
Well that boss should've thought it through before treating anon like that

[Anonymous No.12019571]

>>12019216
Tell your boss you are afraid of getting #metoo'd

[Anonymous No.12019572]

>>12019389
Pic related, that's you

[Anonymous No.12019589]

>>12019216
what a fucking faggot you should kill him OP boomers like your boss are the traitors who ruined our countries as unknowing kike pawns as they ride the wave of social justice

[Anonymous No.12019611]

>>12019372
The problem is that a simple situation has been turned into something much more. Work is annoying, it's part of life. Not all battles are worth fighting and this one could have easily been taken care of.

[Anonymous No.12019615]

>>12019532
and this is unironically why you won’t make it

[Anonymous No.12019643]

>>12019216
If you had contained your autism just a little bit you would still be fine.

[Anonymous No.12019657]

>>12019216
I would start looking for another job.

[Anonymous No.12019676]

>>12019572
>unable to interact with other people
"it must be because they are NPCs!"

Dude a NPC only has a few lines of prepared dialog. It takes intelligence and soul to interact and form relationships with other people. OP is a low functioning robot...able to perform simple tasks but cannot grasp mid-tier abstractions necessary for basic social interaction. If the world was a computer program your daemon is using the least amount of processing power.

[Anonymous No.12019686]

>>12019532
>including yourself in all the workplace drama
>being polite enough to say hello is “workplace drama”
>better ignore everyone around me like I’m literally autistic, because I’m here to work, not to make friends, if I work and simultaneously try to socialise it will be a waste of my precious mental powers

Fucking cringe lmao WHILE YOU WERE SAYING HELLO AND GOODBYE I WAS STUDYING THE SWORD hahaha gay

>>12019572
It’s everyone you dumb cunt. That’s the point. If you work in an office, that is everyone, and you are all on the same page. If you’re some junior office person walking around ignoring everyone because you think they’re NOCs and you’re not or that you’re better than them, you are delusional, and the respect you secretly crave? Yeah they’ll give that to you for being polite, not for being autistic and ignoring people at your own level because you think you’re better than them.

[Anonymous No.12019690]

>>12019643
How isn't the female more autistic than OP? She literally is incapable of processing mild differences in peoples behavior.
She most probably is useless and overly conscious of it.

[Anonymous No.12019700]

>>12019676
Yup. Interacting with NPCs is easy and low effort by definition. If you’re getting in trouble from your interactions with NPCs, guess how dumb that makes you

[Anonymous No.12019704]

>>12019425
the only correct answer

[Anonymous No.12019719]

>>12019528
She won't fire the negro because she is scared of the racism card.

[Anonymous No.12019725]

Threaten to quit

[Anonymous No.12019744]

>>12019216
Go to HR and file a complaint against your boss. Claim that he is causing you undue anxiety and stress by assigning you extra assignments unrelated to your work performance.

HR will make your boss produce evidence that your work performance warrants these additional/alternate assignments.

[Anonymous No.12019760]

>>12019528
Jesus Christ i'm so glad to be a neet. I couldn't make it surrounded with faggy niggers and entitlted snapchat whores having to deal with their feefees and fake drama to make their life less boring.
Worst timeline.

[Anonymous No.12019799]

>>12019341
>>12019401
>>12019488
>>12019466
>having a good environment is more important than however productive you think you're being
This. Actually, nowadays providing a goody feely kindergarten safe space environment is a lot more important than being productive, period, even if you actually are a lot more productive than your colleagues. It's the reality for 90% of office environment companies in current times, and you either adapt to it or quit the wagecuck life and become self-employed (that's what I did).
Even then you still can't be a social retard, because even most clients nowadays value more good social interaction and ass-kissing than providing a decent service or product.

[Anonymous No.12019806]

>>12019686
This is some retarded shit. First you say that saying hello isn't a form of being social (therefore there is nothing to worry about) then in the very same post you expect that everyone be social to maintain respect. You are full of shit and full of yourself. Workplace drama is everywhere in today's companies. No one is wrong for avoiding it. I hope you get a kid with leukemia, or something else to bring you back to a level where you are capable of finding a clue.

[Anonymous No.12019846]

>>12019611
This so much. Gotta pick and choose your battles.

Giving an inch of ground can sometimes end up giving you a foot of flexibility.

Still, seems bizzare. I work in a small work place (less than 15 and I see maybe 10 at most) in a day. I talk with all my coworkers and they with me. We support one another as it helps to tolerate work. However, if someone mentions they'd rather not talk at the moment, then we tend to avoid all non-work conversation with them.

[Anonymous No.12019906]

She probably craves your dick OPlet and is distressed that you don't even aknowledge her existence.

[Anonymous No.12019973]

>>12019806
>First you say that saying hello isn't a form of being social

No I didn’t. Your autism is showing. I will try to be patient.

>Workplace drama is everywhere in today's companies. No one is wrong for avoiding it.
I agree. Too bad that saying hello to people doesn’t count as getting involved in workplace drama or you’d have a good point.

If he didn’t want drama he should said hello instead of being a edgy faggot resulting in creating drama.

Spastic teens and NEETs holy shit lmao you guys are not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.12020338]

>be most productive person in workgroup of 20
>coworker cunt makes promises to clients in my name
>improductive fatass slanders me
>both try to double-book me for meetings, then complain
>Ask line manager to clarify my responsibilities and authority in completing tasks
>SYSTEM ERROR
>get fired
Should've just become a NEET desu

[Anonymous No.12020443]

>>12019369
Austistic people are better you dont need to talk to them.

[Anonymous No.12020501]

>female coworker starts small talking with you because she has no work atm

[Anonymous No.12020538]

i dont understand. It takes 0 effort to have basic decency. It's not something that has meaning but you just have to do it.

[Anonymous No.12020558]

tfw DINK and we both work from home.

Thanks for the good feels OP

[Anonymous No.12020578]

>>12019216
Thats what you get for wagecuckin

[Anonymous No.12020599]

>>12019216
she was trying to get you fired. you really think she cares that you don't say hi? think she really wants you to be forced to say hi to her?

[Anonymous No.12020618]

Oh boy It would be very painful to work with overly energized and social normies in some kind of open office environment

[Anonymous No.12020627]

>>12019341
>having a good environment is more important than however productive you think you're being
and thats why we have a recession coming.. stupid fucking zoomer

[Anonymous No.12020631]

>>12020538
>i dont understand.
see >>12020599

[Anonymous No.12020645]

>>12019216
People don't like to be near asocial autists. You had your entire life to learn this, and it didn't get through your thick skull.

[Anonymous No.12020694]

>>12019216
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. You autistic fuck.

[Anonymous No.12020834]

>>12019216
Diversity and inclusion is one way goyim

[Anonymous No.12020838]

>>12019356

>Company values

[Anonymous No.12020916]

>>12019375
Unfortunately this. There is inefficiency built into social interaction and it can be important for your bottom line. Other people have the worst incentive mechsnism ever designed.

[Anonymous No.12020919]

>>12020599

Have you seen women nowadays? They all think they are entitled to attention and that every guy must hold them on a pedestal. I’m 100% convinced she was genuinely offended by OP simply not acknowledging her.

[Anonymous No.12020970]

>>12020645
I like to be around asocial autists. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.12020980]

>>12019216
You fucked up anon

[Anonymous No.12021010]

>>12019216
Just make a formal complaint to your boss about the female coworker saying she's always trying to distract you from your work by trying to engage you in to conversations you don't want to have and how that's not productive for the workplace

[Anonymous No.12021012]

>>12020627
no, faggot, happier and healthier employees will make more money

some antisocial guy ruining the environment will drag the team down and however productive he thinks he is by "focusing on his work" someone who gets along with the rest of the team will increase productivity a lot more

OP is cancer that must be cut from the team

[Anonymous No.12021022]

>>12019216
Say good morning but add sugartits to the end

[Anonymous No.12021071]

>>12019216
How much of an autist do you have to be not to greet people

[Anonymous No.12021092]

>>12019216
This fucking horrifies me, i'm interviewing for a big corporate job next week and i know i'll be good at the job but i know i'm not going to be super duper nice like the staceys want. i'm also thinking about working from home.

[Anonymous No.12021118]

>>12021022

[Anonymous No.12021156]

>>12019216
>be me
>work in big tech
>start greeting all people one by one one day with a booming “GOOD MORNING *firstname*” at first ironically
>they now all it back
Not bad

[Anonymous No.12021191]

Sorta unrelated but I called my best friends girlfriend a cunt during a movie when she implied guys only chase after pussy when some character was a billionaire with model wife who was having an affair. I got kicked out of the house that night and repeatedly apologized, admitting I'm a dick and hes been calling me self-centered for that because I didn't ask how she was doing or whatever.

Normies are fragile fucking snowflakes, news at 11

[Anonymous No.12021206]

>>12019216

lol OP is just one of those people that doesn't get it

He's just gonna get angry as he's left behind.

Here's the facts fag. The majority of humans are passive and emotional. They require direction and engagement to succeed. Even the most feeble and minor attempt at socialization and increase productivity and positive outcome.

Your pathetic selfishness is actually costing your business. I would honestly have gotten rid of you already. I don't hire people who have no ambition or goals.

[Anonymous No.12021224]

>>12019216
Even I am able to say hello and bye. Just do it, it doesn't hurt. She's stupid to be offended about it tho

[Anonymous No.12021237]

>>12019397
They are both social retards and deserve each other.

[Anonymous No.12021240]

>>12019799
dubs of truth, please listen to this man he's trying to do you a favour

[Anonymous No.12021266]

>>12021206
He doesn't need to get it. she is supposed to be able to explain it if it is so important to her.
She isn't any less autistic than OP.

[Anonymous No.12021310]

Imagine being so autistic that this situation comes up in the first place and you fuck it up this badly.

[Anonymous No.12021316]

>le edgy zoomie
>too dark and moody to say hello to middle aged boomer lady doing the same job
>thinks his life is depressing
>hasn't done this shit for 30 years
>has no idea what real despair feels like
>probably never will because he threatens to an hero every time his internet money drops a few grand
do it already tough guy

[Anonymous No.12021326]

Literally just mention you have slight autistic tendencies that improve your quality of work and while you acknowledge the draw backs you do not wish to be pressed outside of your comfort zone. And if they try push you to do it anyway just leave a disability discrimination solicitors card in the open on your desk.

[Anonymous No.12021373]

Just ask your boss if he'd rather go through the process of hiring someone else, who does a worse job but says hi to Shaquanda in the morning.

[Anonymous No.12021523]

I am pretty socially awkward and work in an office with mostly women. I would prefer to be left alone and do my work, but sometimes I have to participate in some small talk. I don't think any of the women have a problem with me or are conspiring to get me in trouble with the boss. What mean? Are they mispercieving me as a Chad?

[Anonymous No.12021581]

>go to office wagecuck job
>open office but several departments mixed in one room
>roastie from other department sitting to my right
>had some small talk with her and she randomly drops the I have a bf thing
>I wasn't even flirting or trying anything but thought I got the message not to bother
>just ignore her from that moment because what use do I have talking to some cunt instead of doing my job?
>do my job instead socializing with roaster
>stop greeting her after a while and just mind my own business but remain friendly if asked something
>roastie becomes more and more hostile and situation escalates months later with roastie stomping on the ground like a mad child

so who was in the wrong?

[Anonymous No.12021625]

>>12019216

That's fucked op. It's what you get for wagecucking though.

>>12019395
Fuck off NPC. All "company cultures" are basically identical, with variations only due to incompetent HR or management in implementing their bland, generic, Disneyland Stalinism.

[Anonymous No.12021666]

>female coworker complained to the boss because I don't say good morning and goodbye to her before I leave.
>boss calls me into the office and says I need to start being more social
destroy these faggots' lifes very subtly, slowly but steadily, inflict them psychological pain, make them suffer my good man

[Anonymous No.12021690]

I was talking to one of my coworkers and she tells me about how the job here has many tattle tells and such. Tell her about a previous job where I got along better with my coworkers but always skipped pot lucks (lmao lunch isn't paid so I'm not going to this team building exercise for free). She literally tells me we didn't get along. WTF I got along better with those people than the ones in my current job and second she doesn't get to decide this matter. She eventually says I wasn't being part of the team by skipping these pot lucks. She acknowledged knowingly or unknowingly that it is a TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE. I'm not about to wagecuck myself even harder.

[Anonymous No.12021704]

>>12021581
Stomping on the ground? Lmao what kinda of logic does that woman have!?

[Anonymous No.12021759]

>mfw I ignore everyone at my job, do my job and walk out

Im there to trade my labor for money, not make friends

[Anonymous No.12021771]

Lel, I know the exact type of person op is complaining about. The type that sacrificed potential motherhood for a shitty paper filing job, and now desperately tries to make the business her family environment to fill the void. She gets pissy because you're taking away the only thing she has.

Last administration job I worked was always like this. Women always trying to organise endless parties, morning teas, meetings without purpose etc.

Fuck me, just let me do my shitty job and leave so I can spend time with people I actually give a damn about

[Anonymous No.12021785]

>>12021771
This is extremely depressing when you think about it. Only a sick degenerate society sees no problem with this

[Anonymous No.12021802]

>>12021704
I don‘t know, she started to be really weird after a while. Like 2 months into ignoring she complained about my phone vibrating too often when I receive a message.
You could barely hear or feel it but she was making a big deal out of it.

[Anonymous No.12021821]

After they force you to do the team building, explain that it triggered your diagnosed social anxiety and that you will be speaking to your lawyer due to their creating a hostile work environment.

[Anonymous No.12021839]

>>12019216
Does she say these things first and you ignore her?

If so that's kind of understandable, I'm an autistic weirdo and I'd feel weird not at least responding

[Anonymous No.12021862]

>>12021785

It's depressing until you realize that these people asked for this, and still defend it aggressively to this day

[Anonymous No.12021916]

>>12021206
>I don't hire people who have no ambition or goals.
In fact, I dont hire anyone at all!

[Anonymous No.12021924]

>>12021771
>morning teas

what the fuck.

Listen very carefully: do not let that idea spread beyond your shitty island. In fact, I highly encourage you to delete your post.

[Anonymous No.12021947]

>>12019216

>arguing with your boss.

Just say yes, and be overly social with her to piss her off. I mean really get in her personal space.

[Anonymous No.12022000]

don't go to any bullshit training and don't say hi to this bitch or anyone you don't like

you do have to be on the lookout for another job though. you most definitely do need to be applying.

let them fire you if that's what they opt for and collect unemployment while finalizing your job search

[Anonymous No.12022020]

>>12019302
>good morning
>see you tomorrow/next week
That's literally all this brainlet had to do.

[Anonymous No.12022054]

>>12019216
on the one hand: yeah, it's not that difficult to say "hi", and you should, even as a way to avoid stupid shit like this
on the other hand, this is a great opportunity for you to look for either a pay rise or a new job: you have an argument (that your boss didn't support your position and now it's making your work harder), and with that, an opportunity.

[Anonymous No.12022085]

>>12019216
>ANON, YOU NEVER SAY HI
>why don't you say hi

[Anonymous No.12022111]

>>12021310
ROFL

[Anonymous No.12022148]

in on wagey thread

and out immediately

[Anonymous No.12022150]

I try to ignore all roasties too.
The real issue is that they want you to act like a sexless beta dork and be part of their servant class subjects.
Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.12022156]

Look her in the eye and give her a firm handshake

[Anonymous No.12022181]

>>12021523
Moron

[Anonymous No.12022224]

>>12019341
>yes mista bossman sir
t. human doormat

[Anonymous No.12022232]

>>12019216
quit being self centered, your a cog play nice and act normal. Humans are part herd animals so act accordingly. The boss has clearly stated that your work quality is good but your social skills suck. So now you get to improvr them like a good goy. So be a good goy, or get fired. Also enjoy never advancing anywhere unless you up those social skills son and/or are involved with something that you are world class in.
World class people have good social skills or can at least fake them. Youre gonna make it anon enjoy.

[Anonymous No.12022253]

>>12019216
>he thinks he can win an argument with someone in a authority position

[Anonymous No.12022265]

I had this roastie polish chick constantly act like a cunt to me in front of everyone simply because i had Russian blood in me (im from kiev, this is a burger corporate lab tho) and I always kept my mouth shut and complained to my immediate co-workers about it. They always told me "she's just messing, anon, sheesh"

I should have went to HR about it but whatever

[Anonymous No.12022273]

>>12020338
should have sued

[Anonymous No.12022274]

>>12022265
I had a Romanian (Gypsy) female boss once. Fuck them all them.

[Anonymous No.12022318]

>>12022274
LOL! The boss at that place above my boss was a Romanian woman who grew up there about my mother's age who everyone was afraid of because she had this dead soviet woman stare that I got along fine with because it was exactly like my mother's

[Anonymous No.12022438]

>>12019216
Welcome to (((corporatism))).

[Anonymous No.12022490]

>>12019341
>having a good environment is more important than productive work
tfw ywn be this feminine

[Anonymous No.12022516]

>>12021092
be civil, nice and a square, and go read /r/theredpill

[Anonymous No.12022546]

>>12022516
Yeah but like fake nice.
Instead of the nu male 'Good morning Stacey!!!!! How are you today? xoxoxox'
Be like 'Hey what's up Stacey.'
Acknowledge the presence but have self respect.
If Stacey wouldn't suck my cock and views me as a beta then I'm certainly not going to reward her anymore time than necessary.
A man giving undue attention is the male form of being a slut.

[Anonymous No.12022572]

hate faggots like this who think they are better than others while being just a literal walking cancer representing everything wrong with today's society. She did not have to coplain true thats lame as fuck but you my friend you do the world a favor and kys. You are the kind of person that only minds his own comfort unable to bother to do basic human interactions that are essential for the society to work. I bet if you would see an elderly person in need of help you would pretend you dont see anything (that kind of asshole) just so you "dont have to bother". Again, please kys. Nobody needs you.

[Anonymous No.12022727]

>>12022572
Most women are total feminist cunts that think that most men are servants to serve them.
Corporate roasties are the worst. As I said in the previous comment, you have to have to be cool with them but not gay.

[Anonymous No.12022754]

Stop being a faggot op and kiss Stacey's ass so she can have an ego boost and tell her girlfriend back home that some creep in the office is in love with her so she can feel good about her miserable existence. Come on op, JUST DO IT.

[Anonymous No.12023102]

>>12019385
Yes, I have experienced the exact scenario as OP. Its not like I don't ignore the female coworker in my situation all the time either. Some mornings I come in and say hi right as I see her and others it just wouldn't happen but apparently that wasn't good enough. Idk its weird, my boss said the same the thing to me, but I wasn't given dentention like OP because I'm also a manager. I also have no other issues with other employees. Weird

[Anonymous No.12023120]

>>12019216
>autists find out working in a team is unironically essential in almost every office-based role and if you don't get along with people you're driving down productivity
it's not retarded you faggot it's an essential part of work

[Anonymous No.12023306]

>>12019216
Give the female coworker a good fuck tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.12023351]

>>12022727
>Most women are total feminist cunts that think that most men are servants to serve them.
back to /r/mtgow my man

[Anonymous No.12023469]

>>12022085
underratted
bake the cake op

[Anonymous No.12023475]

>>12020443
Yes, it's annoying now the word autistic is so commonly used online for literally anything at all that it has lost all specific meaning. Literally wtf does it even mean anymore? It imparts virtually zero information because of the entirely random ways people use it, making it a worthless word.

I liked it better when it was mostly about people who locate terrorist training camps from some background details in videos found online and then pass the information onto the Russian military who bombs the place a few days later.

Now it's like
>Somebody acts more than 5% differently to how I'd like, or literally acts in the opposite manner to how you would stereotypically expect an actual autist to act
>lel, le artistic meme

Oidunnolol, I just find it bland and annoying.

[Anonymous No.12023546]

>>12021092
Big corporate job = nobody even knows you exist after like a year. You just show up and get paid.

[Anonymous No.12023614]

>>12019341
Fuck your feelings

[Anonymous No.12023765]

>>12021326
Ya, "odd" that SJW types virtually ignore autism/ass burgers.

It's almost like... they don't want to have to tolerate people who are less inclined to be interested in their social standing or how they are viewed by others.

TL;DR e.g. They'd have to tolerate things like people saying nigger at the wrong time or they'd be bigoted and intolerant.

[Anonymous No.12023872]

Lel, all these faggots ITT absolutely butt-blasted that OP isn't a social individual. Surely you can't be this mad just because someone doesn't say hi to you or wants to listen to you talk about your dragon dildo collection.

[Anonymous No.12024264]

she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.12024327]

>>12020501
What is this red pepe meme I've been seeing lately?

[Anonymous No.12024624]

>>12019425
This 100%

[Anonymous No.12024641]

>>12019216
Retard

[Anonymous No.12024672]

[Anonymous No.12024705]

Persistently start conversations with her and find out what she finds REALLY boring. Could be cars, hunting, sports, whatever. Something you know a lot about and which makes her eyes glaze over instantly when you mention it. Give her a daily one-sided conversation about this topic and this topic only.

[Anonymous No.12024711]

>>12019389
I know this 60 year old feminist cunt that this happened to. She worked for some very reputable companies throughout her life, but now she's so desperate that she needed to beg my boss for a job for almost a year and he could see that she was an asshole but she was willing to work for pennies so he hired her. She has like no money saved because she was a retarded Boomer and thank god I only have to work with her 4-6 days out of every month or I would bitch slap her silly. This is the future for basically every SJW which is why I pay them no attention.

[Anonymous No.12024779]

OP you are based and red pilled. Go work with some hard ass men and you will fit right in, only a zooner onions fag would have a problem with you

[Anonymous No.12025040]

>CTRL+F "autist"
>17 results
I'm shutting this shit down right now. People who prefer not to talk at work are the strongest. People who go to work to talk and bullshit are weak and are trying to hide by making friends and blending in with the herd. Fuckers. OP is one of the most comfortable people to work with. I like people who mind their own business.

[Anonymous No.12025449]

>>12019216
Just get a new job then. if you're so valuable they would accept your autism.

[Anonymous No.12025701]

>>12019341
>bad vibes with your body language

Women in the workplace was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.12025860]

>>12021092
Just wear a gay ass pink collared shirt with white pants your first day

When you meet a work roastie just compliment her hair or some shit and act overly nice like women do

If it doesn't work I'll give you 100 ETH

[Anonymous No.12025938]

>>12019346
This is unironically me. I started missing work and I was certain I was going to get fired. Then realized I was getting away with it. Literally showed up today at 12 pm and left at 4. Still meeting deliverables and my tardiness and absenteeism doesn't seen to matter.

Seems that my boss really only cares if I get my work done haha. Idk if this would work everywhere cause I work at a startup in the valley, but if you can work this out somewhere I highly recommend it. I actually feel more efficient working this way

[Anonymous No.12026060]

>>12019216
wow you cant even fake a hello? you are one autistic introvert. let me guess, you are in an IT field, and are under 26 years of age

[Anonymous No.12026951]

how many link do you hold based op?

[Anonymous No.12027037]

>>12019216
You should probably rape her, that will teach her

[Anonymous No.12027099]

>>12019700
Imagine being such a shitty PC, you cannot even muster simple polite lines such as hello and good bye.
There is such a thing as a working environment, and creating a friendly workplace is part of the job. If OP cannot even have basic human interactions without having an autistic breakdown on biz, I expect him to be on the level of a shit flinging monkey.

[Anonymous No.12027105]

>>12019216
>he does a job that women can do
>he thinks he's productive
kek, look at this sperg. you're a fucking wagecuck, kiddo. you do as your boss says or gtfo. fucking zoomers.

[Anonymous No.12027136]

lmao do you wagecucks really have to put up with this bullshit or is it all a larp? Im a freelance, work-from-home master race and barely ever talk to my clients face to face haha.

[Anonymous No.12027150]

>team building exercises
>being bossed around by women
lmao how about you cucks go into an industry where actual men do actual real shit and make money. guarantee if its a high test environment where results count you wont have to put up with this bullshit. any sane company puts profits before feefees and if thats not the case in your workplace you have to move you faggots

[Anonymous No.12027158]

>>12027099
Imagine being such a pest that you snitch on your fellow coworker for absolute petty bullshit, destroying work morale

[Anonymous No.12027176]

>>12019216
>>boss calls me into the office and says I need to start being more social

>say 'sure thing ill sort that out for you no problem'
>continue to do your own thing until the issue is rased again
>rinse and repeat

this is how you deal with managers

[Anonymous No.12027190]

>>12019400
100% I work in a creative studio and the males here are the furthest thing from rational. Only the web dev team have any common sense. Nothing worse company full of graphic designers and creatives going through mid life crisis'

[Anonymous No.12027192]

>>12019341
asian cuck

[Anonymous No.12027203]

>>12019216

>female coworker complained to the boss because I don't say good morning and goodbye to her before I leave.

>remind him that I get things done, don't make mistakes, and always am available to everyone for work related issues all of which are true


You both sound retarded. I would've fired you both.

[Anonymous No.12027210]

>>12027158
Probably true. Must have been going like this :
>ah fuck we're stuck with the autist next week.

[Anonymous No.12027230]

>>12019501
Kek. Pointing out flaws is detrimental for your work and career now. Can you be more of a passive agrressive leech? Don't you understand that the advice is sound and he doesn't have to follow it word by word? Dumb. Of course this is if what he said is completely true.

[Anonymous No.12027720]

>>12019216

Awwww pooor Wagie , im so sorry you have to deal with faggots in your workplace , im really sorry wagie

[Anonymous No.12027771]

>>12019216
here is how to revenge him: become social! fail your work because you hang out with the coworkers! spread rumors about your boss at work that get him in trouble with the police!

[Anonymous No.12027811]

>>12027720
Except he's a faggot. He doesn't want to play along with the most menial task.
If he had the balls to put that bitch in her place he wouldnt have to deal with the boss or her ever again.

[Anonymous No.12028399]

>>12019425
Passive aggressive shit right there.
OP, just look for new job, you will fuck this up 100%

[Anonymous No.12028443]

>>12019216
Lel, I was sent on sensitivity training because I told some fucker that he is a shit developer. Boss got rid of him a few months later, then had to apologize

[Anonymous No.12028469]

>>12019216

that ain't bullshit, because only troglodites forget to announce their presence/absence.

anyway, I got complained because I only said goodmorning/goodbye, no further interactions.
then, when I told my boss I'm here to work, not to socialize, he just told me to be more friendly during coffee breaks, and that was that.

[Anonymous No.12028548]

>>12022546
>A man giving undue attention is the male form of being a slut.

Holy shit really gets my photons firing that actually makes a lot of sense.

[Anonymous No.12028592]

>>12019216
Not contributing to a good work environment socially for your coworkers decreases their efficiency and results in higher turnover (which further decreases efficiency).

It feels stupid, but, no matter how efficient you think you are, you are causing more inefficiency in others than it is worth. Just give in and give the extraverts what they want.