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aren't even easy to get

>> No.11989837

>>11989793
Damn.
They literally have open interviews every week at the two McD's near me.

>> No.11989849

bro so true that shits competitive as fuck. McDs workers are top-tier

>> No.11990130

>>11989793
If it’s hard for you to land a Mcjob then I truly feel bad for you.

>> No.11990196

>>11989793
Don't do heroin, kids.

>> No.11990205
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>>11990130
The problem is not in landing the job, it is in giving up all of your self respect and actually acting like you consider McDonalds a career path.
They want people to be all excited about the potential of working there and actually ask the 5 year question ETC.
I will never stoop this low, I would rather suck dicks for Link.

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11990269

>go to apply for a mcd job
>can't submit the application without submitting the phone numbers of 2 references

>> No.11990280
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I was a NEET for 4 years until I finally gained the courage to post an ad on gumtree begging for work

and honestly it was worth the wait

>> No.11990299

>>11989793
Can confirm neither is KFC. Rejected from both.

Also rejected from LIDL and ALDI.

Rejected from BT openreach, office furniture call centre, homebase/wicks staff, landscaping groundsman, groundsman, labourer the list goes on. I'm fucked m8s

>> No.11990307

>>11990299
>lidl and aldi
are you german?

>> No.11990318

>>11990307
Nah scotland

>> No.11990326

>>11990318
what about delivery? over here random refugees who don't even speak the language get jobs delivering parcel for like 13€/h starting salary.
might be a quota thing and surely isn't fun, but it's a booming business.

>> No.11990341

>>11990326
>random refugees
that's why they get the job

>> No.11990354

>>11989793
>AND I SWEAR THAT I DONT HAVE A GUN
What did Kurdt mean by this

>> No.11990365

>>11990326
Yeah I looked into the logistics jobs around where I live (rural) I can get a (Hermes) gig but my car is fucked AGAIN so need something I can bus to until I can afford to get it fixed.

>> No.11990405

>>11990269
>2 references

Just use your mom and dad.

>> No.11990420

>>11990365
Just apply to a recruitment centre and let them do the leg work for you. If you like a place check with a supervisor about staying on in a more permanent role.

>> No.11990440

what kind of gun is that

>> No.11990453

holy shit cobain looks absolutely JUSTed in that photo

>> No.11990469

>>11990453
insane amounts of money and self-fulfillment didn't bring him happiness and he an hero'd. take a hint, biz

>> No.11990471

>>11990326
This. At least here in Scandinavia it seems like anyone can get a food delivery job. 9/10 of the food delivery guys can’t even speak the language. It seems like a much better job than wagecucking at McDonald’s. You can listen to music, get some exercise and you don’t have to deal with retarded coworkers.

>> No.11990525

>>11989793
i got rejected from mcdonalds a few years ago
the following 6 months were extremely depressing
>>11990299
mate, go to an employment agency, they find jobs for retards and immigrants, you only need a passport and be able to write your name.
I finally got a job at a sandwich factory, putting slices of cheese in sandwiches on a conveyor belt

>> No.11990743

>>11990525
Yea looking for one in my area now.

>> No.11990761
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11990761

Does anyone not know this?

Basically the higher skilled the job is the more competition you've got to deal with, and anyone can do mcdonalds hence why it's so fucking hard to get a job there

>> No.11990768

>>11990525
>putting slices of cheese in sandwiches on a conveyor belt
This seems like a thing you could build a machine to do

>> No.11990778

>>11990761
Sorry the less competition you have to deal with

>> No.11990779

>>11989793
What exactly was Kirk's major malfunction?

>> No.11990817

>>11990768
machines are trash, they fuck up and waste the most time in my experience
t.spend a lot of time waiting for the packing machine to either be unblocked or fixed by the engineers

>> No.11990819
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>>11990525

Reminds me of this movie.

>> No.11990828

>>11989793
A pill most of /biz/ will have to swallow soon

>> No.11990835

>>11990779
extreme sensitivity and huge ego, constant need of trying to be more hip than the hippest of hippest, trying to care and not to care at the same time, detachment with constant urge for attachment. He was the original 25 year old doomer

>> No.11990842

>>11990819
it looks like this
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sandwich-factory-workers-make-three-5844492
this is the factory i actually work at
i might even be in the pictures

>> No.11990854

>>11990842
>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sandwich-factory-workers-make-three-5844492

i worked same shit job before about 6 years ago

worst thing is all those shit things you have to put on everytime you go in go out of the shopfloor

>> No.11990939

>>11990854
ain't so bad, keeps your clothes clean, i dislike the unsociable hours and the fact everyone is either old or polish and most don't even speak english