Can someone tell me what it’s like to go on a date and have sex after?

[Anonymous No.11986472]

With a woman. I need to know

[Anonymous No.11986506]

why don't you try it
it's easy bro

[Anonymous No.11986522]

>>11986472
tfw made $6.3 mill from 2017 and cashed out in April but still a virgin. at this point im thinking of just hiring an escort desu. ive swiped on probably over 10,000 tinder profiles and only gotten 6 matches. 4 of which ghosted me..

iktf bro

[Anonymous No.11986523]

>>11986472
that's what hookers are for

[Anonymous No.11986532]

>>11986472
I don't know. I'm a chainlink investor

[Anonymous No.11986541]

>>11986472
it feels like a big waste of time.

the sex is fun but then you just want her gone.

[Anonymous No.11986548]

>>11986522
Unless you’re physically disabled you have the all resources and free time to master a valuable skill to impress women with, why haven’t you done that yet?

[Anonymous No.11986570]

>>11986522
>>11986548
This.

Legit dude, if not LARP, go and spend the next year at gym + eat well, and then find a hobby that doesn't include anime or 4chan.

Almost guaranteed to meet someone. Just don't have that as the goal; finding someone is supplementary to finding yourself.

[Anonymous No.11986622]

>>11986570
>>11986548
Only applies if you are wh*Te

[Anonymous No.11986629]

>>11986472

dirty

[Anonymous No.11986640]

>>11986472
Women are just as horny as men. They want guys to fuck them. Once you understand that it's a lot easier to pick them up.

[Anonymous No.11986664]

>>11986640
>Women are just as horny as men.
No they're not

[Anonymous No.11986695]

>>11986506
You can only get laid if you're a Chad.

>>11986523
Hookers don't count and it just leaves you empty.

[Anonymous No.11986696]

>>11986664
ugly fat virgin detected

[Anonymous No.11986717]

>>11986664
you're right anon, they're actually 10x hornier

[Anonymous No.11986731]

>>11986472
I'd love to know that myself anon. 38 and finally moved out but it's looking like I'll have to move back to care for the parental units within a few years, so I've got this small window to get laid.

I've got that baby fever now, but my masturbation habits have turned my penis into a bitter twisted root, and I know there's little chance of ever coming in a woman unless I masturbate furiously to the edge of orgasm and then shove it in her at the last second while also choking her, but for some reason I suspect that wouldn't fly in the bedroom.

Anyways, anon, don't end up like me.

[Anonymous No.11986777]

>>11986717
If that were true, society would not work and people would be out on the streets fucking all day long. Filthy feminist lies.

[Anonymous No.11986786]

>>11986777
You're an incel we get it.

[Anonymous No.11986839]

it feels great anon, the whole date is like an extended foreplay as you flirt, smile, chat and touch while your out having a drink or dinner or whatever, all the while keeping in your mind the whole time your gonna be balls deep in her later on. Then when the time comes and you do get down to business, all the past couple hours spent doing the things above makes your orgasm 1000x times better as you empty your load inside her . You get extra satisfaction and intensity for any of the following:
-her saying 'i never do this on the first date' as she sucks you off
- her saying 'when your ready, pull out and come in my mouth'

[Anonymous No.11987377]

>>11986472
You know how when you were a kid and you would go out with your best friend to eat dinner somewhere with him and his family and then you guys would go home and play n64 or video games? Its like the fun of that, but with a girl instead and the n64 part is having sex.

[Anonymous No.11987407]

>>11986640
just remember this anon

[Anonymous No.11987605]

It's nice while it lasts but after you come you realized you wasted an evening. Sometimes I hate testosterone.

[Anonymous No.11987613]

>>11986839
basically this

[Anonymous No.11987638]

>>11986472
Like mooning with a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.11987639]

>>11986622
dubba dubz confirm
or youre a 6-7 in your race class

[Anonymous No.11987643]

>>11986777
anon have you tried loving yourself including all your faults unconditionally?
have a think about what "unconditionally" actually means

[Anonymous No.11987651]

>>11986695
Yea they leave you with empty balls

[Anonymous No.11987692]

>>11986664

They really are though. The problem is it's way, way easier to have bad sex as a woman. It's also easier to put themselves in dangerous situations with a guy who won't respect their consent. If dudes collectively got way the fuck better at sex and stopped being creepazoid rapists then sex would come so much easier for everyone.

[Anonymous No.11987720]

>>11986472
It was ok but more trouble than its worth. Its nice having someone to talk to. Sex was a huge disappointment. Sex is like the most overrated thing in human history.

Eventually I learned more about what women are like on the inside. Its not pretty bro, they literally cannot even feel romantic love. They unironically do not possess that emotion. I havent bothered with them since 2006.

[Anonymous No.11987809]

>>11986717
>>11986664
They are absolutely dramatically less horny than men.

>This was based on responses to the question "About how often during the last year have you and your partner had sex relations?" The results signified less sexual activity than their counterparts. Only about one-third of lesbians in relationships of 2 years or longer had sex once a week or more; 47% of lesbians in long-term relationships had sex once a month or less, and among heterosexual married couples, only 15% had sex once a week or less. They also reported that lesbians seemed to be more limited in the range of their sexual techniques than did other couples, and that lesbian couples are less sexual as couples and as individuals than anyone else.

>A "sex rate" of three times a week or more for gay couples in the first two years of a relationship is almost 70 percent. It drops to less than 50 percent for straight couples and to about 33 percent for lesbian couples.

Its pretty clear women are the sexual bottleneck.

[Anonymous No.11987814]

>>11987720
That image is false

[Anonymous No.11987839]

>>11986777
Sweet digits.
The anon you replied to is right though.
Women keep vibrators in their purses for a reason bro.

[Anonymous No.11987840]

>>11987720
tfw not even a backup man

[Anonymous No.11987842]

>>11987809

Does not follow from your study. Your study could easily also show that basic non-penetrative sex is fucking boring (it is).

[Anonymous No.11987856]

>>11987842
So are they unable to buy strapons or something? Do they not have fingers? What point are you trying to make here?

[Anonymous No.11987902]

>>11987842
also if that were true then the straight couples should have still been fucking at the same rate as the gay men. Thats still penetrative.

[Anonymous No.11988004]

>>11986717
>>11986777
It's actually true, and yes, society is not working properly due to that happening.

Do you know where all the broken marriages and divorces come from, women cheating on their husbands while at work, roasties living on child support, etc?
It's because women will cheat on you at the drop of a hat, when they see Chad/Mr.Right/Mr.Perfect, then rationalize it to themselves afterwards.
Most girls have ridden the cock carousel, and are most probably still riding it, but will never admit it.

The only difference is that like 99% of women are fucking 1% of the men, the chads are getting all of the action.
And the other 99% of the men don't get to see any action and have no idea how bad it really is.

[Anonymous No.11988016]

>>11986472

>Be me
>31
>Ask a qt 3.14 from the gym out for coffee
>"I'd love to go to dinner with you Anon!"
>y-you too
>Night of truth comes
>Take her to a really nice steakhouse
>She asks me what I do for a job
>Pipeliner
>"So...you like laying pipe?"
>Actually I inspect welds
>"k"
>Dinner ends
>"How about that coffee Anon? TEE HEE"
>We go back to her place
>Don't even make coffee, just start making out
>Oh shit here we go
>She takes off her dress
>God himself molded this woman
>Make out some more to some Kenny G
>Move to the bedroom
>Slowly take her panties off
>Black panties with some crust
>OH NO
>Room begins to smell like a warm turtle tank
>Trying not to puke
>She throws me down on the bed
>Rips my pants off
>Starts sucking my dick
>Sounds like a vacuum cleaning a bowl of custard
>trying to hold my breath
>She hops on
>Slips it in
>Slams down, taking all of the dick in one go
>WHOA NELLY
>Proceeds to look like a dog dragging its ass across the carpet for ten minutes
>Bust
>Room still smells like Shedd Aquarium
>Tell her I have to be on a flight to North Dakota in the morning
>Leave
>Mfw

[Anonymous No.11988028]

>>11986472
sauce

[Anonymous No.11988038]

>>11988016
i forgot about how bad pussy smells. This man is not exaggerating.

[Anonymous No.11988053]

>>11987809
> how often during the last year have you and your partner had sex relations?
>you and your partner
Fail study.
Most women are cheating on the side.
Imagine if you could have your pick of any girl you want, at any time.
This is how it is for women that have at least above-average looks and/or body.

Which is why they will all flock to Chad, and the rest of the males see no action.

[Anonymous No.11988059]

>>11988016
Amazing....

[Anonymous No.11988106]

>>11988016
kek'd

[Anonymous No.11988124]

>>11988016
Should have showered first.
t. virgin
>taking sex advice from a virgin

[Anonymous No.11988128]

>>11987840

post tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.11988143]

>>11988016

>why did you just eat her ass instead

it would have let her know what her room smells like knowing you just ate her ass so she would know how not to be a crusty assed whorebag.

[Anonymous No.11988144]

>>11986472
If you like/love the girl it's pretty awesome, but you may have to spice it up after each date if it goes on long enough.It does become routine.
>>11986522
Tinder sucks for getting laid. Plenty of Fish (POF) worked for me in the past.

Your hand is free, feels better, and causes less problems. Fuck when it's convenient honestly.

Just do something you're interested in with a decent female presence and meet people in person. Thats how you start.

Don't care about getting laid too much. When you don't care it'll be more likely to happen. Women smell megathirst and avoid it.

Strike up random conversation, compliment the person on whatever, gauge the reaction to the best of your ability, and take your shot if you think it's good.

If she says no or isn't interested then like a bad investment let it go and don't be salty. Can't win them all.

[Anonymous No.11988513]

>>11988016
>>Proceeds to look like a dog dragging its ass across the carpet for ten minutes

[Anonymous No.11988608]

>>11986472
Nice jugs

But she should probably put those in the refrigerator. Not sure why she's holding them up to her chest and posing for a picture like that. Is she retarded or something?
Don't let good dairy go to waste