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a r e y o u r e a d y ?

>> No.11985999

Scam and sage

>> No.11986033

Same presentation he gives whole year.

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>> No.11986134

$1000 per link in just 24 hours. can't believe it. already got my mansion and lambo picked out.

>> No.11986145

>>11986033
Unironically this. Sergey started complaining about getting too hungry in the middle of presentations so they allotted more time to allow for snack breaks inbetween.

>> No.11986146

what time is it again

>> No.11986154

>>11986146
snack time.

>> No.11986161

>>11985985

Will he be wearing this bathrobe when he gives the presentation, or will he be dressed like someone who should be trusted with your money?

>> No.11986165

Mainnet predictions ?
Or same ol' bullshit ?

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>>11986033
>>11986145
It is actually a part of his performance. I shit you not, but he eats that burger in two bites. He always does that to energize the audience before his presentation. They go absolutely insane when he does it. You can hear gasping and loud mumbling, as they sit in disbelief as to what they just saw. Sergey then says "You would never in your wildest dream belive that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it". He immediately follows up with a very long, almost neverending gurgling fart. This is ensued by dead silence as the crowd again is in disbelief and shock, and not sure how to react. That's when Rory starts slow clapping from the back of the room while leaning nonchalantly against the wall. The audience follow his lead and it ends in a standing ovation. People are are cheering, clapping and even praising Sergey with their arms and head stretched towards him with blissfull faces. The energy in the room moons, and some of the ladies are crying and even fainting.

This man is, as Scott Adams would put it, a master persuader.

>> No.11986177

>>11986161
if sergey wore a bathrobe that would be beyond bullish. talk about not givin a fuck alpha chad "i got dis covered 100%" status.

>> No.11986366

>>11986145
I want your shitcoin to lose but god damn if i don't love your memes.

>> No.11986452

hold my body

>> No.11986466

>>11985985
ye 24 hours until that h&s dump on the daily