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1198436 No.1198436 [Reply] [Original]

Hello. As you can see from the title, I'm thinking about starting a dick-sucking business. I've already purchased twenty knee pads, so my start up costs are already covered.

Firstly, I've got a few questions. How do I establish contacts? Is craigslist a good place to advertise my business? If not, what alternatives would do exceptionally well? Can I be legally reprimanded for simply hooking people up?

Alternatively, I can take advantage of the increasing amount of sissy faggots and offer services for them. For example, I could sell fitness videos that help develop feminine body features. Make-up tutorials are another option.

Thanks in advance.

>> No.1198490

>>1198436
i have been in the dicksucking business since forever man.
ask anything! i can't talk anymore cause my cartilage in my jaw is worn out and my knees are shot but i can still type.

>> No.1198664

>>1198436
Conveyor belt with girls with color-coded price tags.

Or an automated gloryhole.

Keep the consumer turnover high.

>> No.1198697

>>1198436
Why aren't you more worried about dicksucking automation?

>> No.1198792

>>1198697
i'm actually investing in it... overall everyone wins.
and someone has to teach those goddamn stupid robots how to suck dick properly.