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Guys ive been following this woman for some time now and I want her to take my virginity. I bought ethereum at $6 and ripple for pennies so I've already made it. How would I tell her that I was wanting her to fuck me without getting in trouble?

Do I need to tell her to download a bitcoin wallet so I can transfer the funds to her directly? 0.5 btc should be enough right guys?

>> No.11976755

>>11976738
I know we all enjoy looking at brappers in public in tight pants but its still odd to me so many women wear such revealing stuff in public. Part of me thinks its because women are at their heaviest ever and its a race to wear thinner/tighter everything to slim down their mass.

>> No.11976756

Those pants are very tight and false advertise that brapper

0.10 BTC should be good

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>>11976738

>> No.11976810

>>11976738
lmfao xD

>> No.11976820

>>11976738
Probably just go up to her and say “hey I’ll pay you $4k to fuck me”

>> No.11976862

>>11976755
She wants people to notice her, and she can't do anything that is actually valuable or worth noticing.

>> No.11976889

>>11976738
grab
her
by
the
pussy

>> No.11976912

>>11976820
you didn't check the prices lately?

>> No.11976932

>>11976820
This is the best advice just don’t tell her that you are a virgin.

>> No.11976966

ask her if you have a stain on your paints with a full hard on and make it jump while she is looking fo said stan

>> No.11976987

Read some article the other day about a common problem women have with yoga pants / tights. They wear them a few times and they start to smell like their vagina and even washing it doesnt get the smell out so they have to constantly get new ones. Google and find tons of posts online if interested.

>> No.11976988

>>11976738

how old are you? don't you want to go for wizard status?

>> No.11977257

>>11976988
can i still become a wizard if iv had a blowjob?

>> No.11977277

>>11976738
That chick unironically looks and dresses like this I was smashing when I was working out in Arkansas. What state are you in anon?

>> No.11977296

>>11977257
No! You are out of our incel club!! Be gone lothario!!

>> No.11977299

>>11977277
It's a pretty common white girl look. I see it all over California.

>> No.11977300
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>>11977277
Pic related... It's not her cause she has different piercings but it was one of the nicest brappers I've ever stuck my tongue in.

God damn I need to travel back out there.

>> No.11977305

>>11976987

probably a lot of money to be made selling these

>> No.11977310

>>11977257
If it was a dude that gave you a blowie you're still good.

T. 50 year old wizard who dabbled in alt sex

>> No.11977311

>>11976738
Ask her if she's worried about the oracle problem

>> No.11977348

>>11977300
Did it stink?

>> No.11977362

>>11977305
Lululemon is crashing, anon. Be careful. The overwhelmingly tight look at my ass and vagina while I'm out in public and am practically nude yoga pance market is super competitive.

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>>11977300
>tfw getting married to a vanilla girl
I'm probably going to go fucking crazy, haven't had anal in years

>> No.11977386

>>11977381
it means she's bored of you. enjoy getting cucked in a couple years and wondering how you didn't see it coming.

>> No.11977395

>>11977381
>haven't had anal in years
that's probably a good thing, anal sex is degenerate

>> No.11977399

>>11977381
Cheat

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>>11977386
>it means she's bored of you
ahaha no my virgin friend, she is obsessed with me she's just not a sexual person

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>>11977399
I've tried a few times but always backed out at the last second or the other person backed out
looking forward to crypto gains so I can just hire a professional and don't have to worry about some slut catching feelings

>> No.11977485

>>11977381
Who the fuck has anal sex with girls

>> No.11977489

>>11977395
yikes

>> No.11977490

>>11977485
This, if you want anal come out of the closet bro

>> No.11977559

>>11977348
Zero scent. Literally like she scrubbed it until it was squeaky clean. It was almost disturbingly odorless. Women often at least have some sort of vag or ass smell not this one.

>> No.11977577

>>11977381
step 1 get sex tape and when you desposit your goods in her vagina ask if she wants to go out for ice cream or w/e. but say there's a catch and seal up her vagina with the tape and have her wear a dress while you're out, with no undies, with your sperm still in her.

step 2 add a lush to the mix when you go out (those remote control vibrators all the camchicks use)

step 3 instead of the lush, tape OPEN her vag on each side and then tape over her vag. she'll be scared it'll leak out even though it wont

step 4 instead of all that, tape her to where there's a seam in the tape to where if she makes any sudden movements while you're out and about, it'll rip and she'll start leaking

step 5 if you get here, she probably has begun to like the feeling a lot, so start talking like they do in mindbreak doujins and give her an impregnation fetish. mention how she's close to ovulation and if you go off inside her, it could be dangerous. if she shows resistance or says "lol but im on birth control" say it's a fantasy and to go along with it. force her to promise to raise your hellions carefully or you wont cum in her, jokingly chide her over whether she's going to neglect them and make her promise she wont, mention how sexy her belly would look, etc.

step 6 chastity belt. the first time she does something playful to piss you off, say "do that again and im gonna put your ass in a chasitity belt." if she does it again, say "seriously, you think im joking but the next time you do it, im actually buying one." then dont. keep it up for a while. let her be unsure how much of a joke it is. then, pretend to snap one time & actually buy one. once it arrives, and she does something else to provoke you, say "do that again, and im gonna put you in chasitity for 3 days." go from there.

step 7 orgasm control: make her to ask for permission to orgasm, and if she doesnt, give her a minor punishment, perhaps chastity

congrats, you have a degenerate wife now. easy anal

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>>11977418
>She's just not a sexual person.

>> No.11977584

>>11976738
Still mindblown that girls shamelessly dress like this in public.

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>>11976738
isn't it easier just to drug her?

>> No.11977769

>>11977584
Especially the under aged jail bait types that have already been BLACKED by the junior varsity basketnall team.

>> No.11977773

>>11977769
truly dark times

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>>11977418

>> No.11977820

>>11977418
this cope is sad

>> No.11977832

>>11976738

Why do western white women all seem like they come off an assembly line?

>> No.11977890

>>11977832
>implying common-core education isn't a child factory

>> No.11977908

>>11977890
based and redpilled

>> No.11977956

>>11977780
I need more of this.

>> No.11978220

>>11977956
google red pill comics

>> No.11978232

>"do I have to get her to download a wallet"
god damn it biz

>> No.11978292

>>11977956
https://imgur.com/r/Braincels/EOOyC

>> No.11978293

>>11976738
source? this looks like my ex

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>>11977780

>> No.11978788

>>11976862

that's valuable and worth noticing. someone took a picture of it and I'd pay top dollar

>> No.11978946

>>11976755
That part of you is 100% correct

>> No.11979238

>>11977381
anal is unhealthy anyway. at least it should only be done extremely rarely and with great care safety wise and hygiene wise. and it shouldn't be done if the person has any rectal problems whatsoever, including what seems to be digestion related issues

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>>11976755

all woman are whores

>> No.11979910

>>11979238
she got the 'roids in there which is the main reason, my dick would come out covered in blood if bummed her

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>>11976738
>I bought ethereum at $6 and ripple for pennies so I've already made it.

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>> No.11980134

>>11979817
>woman
>pic not related

>> No.11980658

>>11977430
I see why you like her... it’s not about what you look like it’s about your game, women compromise if you don’t have good looks. If you are a good looking cat that’s a plus, if you have money , that’s a plus.. I’m assuming the looks aren’t there.. you need to reset your mind , you can’t go after her thinking you want to fuck.... forget all that .. clear your mind and tell yourself “this is my new friend”... you don’t want to fuck , all you are looking for is someone to talk to... word of advice : if you want her to be you friend there is no pressure between the both of you , you can act normal...instead of peacocking and telling her you’re rich you need to practice saying “hi” or “good morning” to her every day. She may blow you off for a week or two with a smile but don’t push it. Just chill.. don’t get stupid.. the first step is saying “hello” then you’re in.. women talk ..

they talk a lot , most of the time all you have to do is agree and listen... if you are scurred to talk to beautiful women and you don’t want to fuck up on her then you need to practice on other women... every time you go to the bank, every time you go to the store or when you buy anything find the hottest cashier and get in her line... they have to talk to you ... get used to saying “hi” ask her questions “how are you?” “Are you guys busy today?” “It’s raining hard outside” anything who fucking cares..

I can guide you through this sh!t , just let me know... you need to picture it out in your mind , over and over .. quantum physics: matter is aware it knows you are watching, thoughts become things manifest your reality.. and stop posting pictures of her beautiful ass it makes me think you’re a fucking weirdo ... ( I get it though it’s cool)
Peace love confidence prosperity...

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>>11977418
>she's just not a sexual person