/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11974193]

I work as a Canadian plumber. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, that's right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to install 3 boilers each giving me ~3000$ per. I unclogged 3 toilets each giving me ~600$ each for 30 minutes of work. I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

You really need this heat exchanger upgrade to your heating system!! It's looking really old and your pipes could burst any moment.

Even though its completely fine i'll just bill them for a $900 part that was in perfect working condition.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "Bitbeans, Cuckbeans, Iconomis, and Digibytes" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money..

Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realise that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in the trades because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

Enjoy staying poor

[Anonymous No.11974249]

>>11974193

I sold 750K verge last year for more then 200.000 dollars, that i bought for $300.

That was my most succesfull trade. I made 4 more trades that generated shitloads.

Currently timing the market to make my next entry.

Have fun breaking your back and dealing with npc's all day.

[Anonymous No.11974278]

>>11974249
>dealing with npc's all day

this is why i stick to crypto.

[Anonymous No.11974283]

I work as a Canadian irrigation technician and make over $300,000 a year fixing farmers clogged pipes. Without people like me you wouldn't be able to get all your produce on time as the vegetables wouldn't ever get watered.

We encounter so many problems from day to day. The main problem of pipes getting clogged up here in Manitoba is rabbits and squirrels crawling down the pipes and getting stuck. Those fucking rodents keep me employed.

Sometimes we can get them to run out by throwing a few stink bombs down the hole making the rabbits and squirrels run away from the stink. But other times we have to use more drastic measures like high pressured air.

You see when these fucking rabbits run down the pipes and get stuck because they're fat fucks we blast them out using compressed air tanks. We hook up the industrial compressor to the pipes and begin pumping the system up to 2000 psi. It usually results in the rabbits being blown to pieces and flying out the other end.

I've seen rabbits and squirrels eviscerated into pieces from my high air pressure pump blown to smithereens. I should feel bad for them but I really don't because at the end of the day if it wasn't for hard working people like me you wouldn't have any carrots or lettuce or cabbages on your plate at night.

People like me provide a use to society. We make sure people like you can have a full stomach at the end of the day and eat a food warm meal. Unlike you crypto cucks who just invest in digital ponzi schemes and throw around your scam shit I'm actually making a difference in the world.

It makes me proud at the end of the day that I can actually see my hard work in cold hard cash that the farmers hand me. Unlike your digital garbage that has no use case and will never be adopted. Even if I have to blow rabbits and squirrels to pieces I can sleep good at night knowing I'm helping feed Canada by maintaining the farmers vegetables. It's more than you faggots can say.

[Anonymous No.11974399]

>>11974193
>bill them for a $900 part
Are those in-store prices near Toronto or from up north?

[Anonymous No.11974413]

Nice copypasta op,looks like a lot of /biz/ fell for it.

[Anonymous No.11975094]

>>11974193
Looks like the canadian plumber had the last laugh

[Anonymous No.11975432]

>>11974193
nice try irs, kys officer

[Anonymous No.11975461]

>>11974193
Its nice to see this thread again, but I feel like this board is so far gone and miserable now that there's no enjoyment that could be had from it.

[Anonymous No.11975481]

>I can hold something in my hand

[Anonymous No.11975489]

OP isn't trolling. I know a plumber who's doing so well he will make an excuse and run away from any job he actually have to work on for more than 15 minutes. He just fixes all the stupid easy stuff and charges money "fairly" for the trouble of coming all the way making easiest $100 an hour.