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*AHEM, HEM HEM*

>*clinks spoon on glass repeatedly to slice through the sounds of cacophonous conversation*

Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a pleasure to share this journey with you. But, before finishing this wonderful dinner, there is a matter of very important urgency that must be communicated.

>*raises glass of finely aged Chardonnay and brings it down to his lips*

>*the crowd, in the most absolute and expectant silence, awaits the last words of the night*

Fuck niggers.

>*The crowd erupts in hysterical laughter, while applauding the words of the distinguished gentleman, who, proud of himself, remains standing, with the most pleasant and smug smile painted across his face.

>> No.11971893

cute

>> No.11971904
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DOING HEROIN IMPOSES MORE RISKS ON OTHER HUMANS

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>>11971885

>> No.11971993

>>11971885
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eCnThHgI7V
Your order, Sir.

>> No.11972010
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>>11971885
Brilliant! Cheers good sir!

>> No.11972031

>people take financial advice from here

>> No.11972054

>>11971993

Kek. Nice voice anon.

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>>11971993
Smug AF

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Pretty based not gonna lie.

>as he says those final words, he turns around and walks away from the party, into the sunlight that appeared from 6 o'clock dawn
>it was the last time they ever saw him, for he has finally made it

...epilogue...

>words echo that he is living the life somewhere just as he always wanted, finally away from the system of the kike
>he still sometimes goes on the internet to dab on jannies and say... FUCK NIGGERS

The End.

>> No.11972300

>>11971885
Based

>> No.11972460

>>11971993
U sound super gay

FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.11972467

>>11971885
As the wise man once said:
>Fuck niggers

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>>11971885
absolutely based