[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 187 KB, 425x498, Screenshot_2018-12-01-10-11-17-75.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11970475 No.11970475 [Reply] [Original]

*ahem*

>> No.11970493
File: 41 KB, 511x671, 1543644416033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11970493

EHM EHM.

>> No.11970514

>>11970493
>>11970475

*joyous noise of the crowd begins to quieten*

>> No.11970621

*man coughing in background, trying to suppress the sound but failing badly*

>> No.11970635

"FUCK JANNIES, KIKES, SPICS AND NIGGERS."

>> No.11970654

>>11970635
audience, shut up, wait for OP to make his damn speech

>> No.11970656

>>11970475
Yes, friend?

>> No.11970663

*audience braces waiting earnestly for speech*

>> No.11970667

do.... go on

>> No.11970681
File: 33 KB, 680x544, 1543369509429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11970681

>>11970475
Yes fren, we are all listening. Tell us what's on your mind.

>> No.11970687

Dude just tell us!!

>> No.11970715
File: 384 KB, 754x1158, 1533141011366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11970715

>> No.11970724

*baby begins to cry at the back of the room*

>> No.11970748
File: 87 KB, 312x338, download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11970748

>>11970724

>> No.11970806
File: 71 KB, 720x469, 1543024119316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11970806

>>11970475
Go on...

>> No.11971390

>>11970806
saved and rarepilled

>> No.11971409
File: 13 KB, 320x320, 1400424840833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11971409

Oh my what WILL he say

>> No.11971463
File: 38 KB, 300x250, qcWTGrbFKq-4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11971463

>> No.11971565
File: 132 KB, 372x340, 1525822989088.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11971565

Yes..?

>> No.11971623

OP WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO DONT LEAVE US HERE WITHOUT SPEECH

>> No.11971634
File: 176 KB, 665x670, 1539397354783.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11971634

>*clinks spoon on glass repeatedly to slice through the sounds of cacophonous conversation*
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Good evening! Thank you all for coming out to my thread tonight. Your collective presence has made this little soiree of mine quite special. Now, as to the reason for why I've gathered you all here. I would like to propose a toast…to the Janitor!
>*murmurs of confusion travel like an ocean wave through the crowd of anons gathered around me*

Yes, the Janitor! There is nobody on this board I feel is more deserving of a few words of appreciation than my dear old Janny. He works tirelessly every day and every night, spending every waking second of his life on this site. He deletes posts fit for no anon's viewing and removes the rapscallions responsible. He doesn't even ask for monetary compensation despite working all day, but does it simply because he wants /biz/ to be the best possible version of itself it can be.

And who gets to enjoy the fruits of dear Janny's hard labor? We all do, of course! Without sweet old Janny, /biz/ would be inundated with off-topic shitposts about politics and alcoholic circlejerking and other unbecoming topics that have no place on a finance imageboard for gentlemen. So here is a sincere declaration of thankfulness…to the Janitor.
>*raises glass of finely aged pinot grigio in the air for a few moments before bringing it down to my lips*

But seriously folks, fuck niggers.

>> No.11971648
File: 47 KB, 700x877, 8653645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11971648

*thinks smugly about his million dollar business while patiently waiting for the speech that is about to commence*

>> No.11971650

>>11971634
>that ID
thats no OP :(