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[Anonymous No.11965793]

I'M HOMELESS
WHAT DO? OTHER THAN KILL MYSELF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.11965803]

>>11965793
>buy LINK

[Anonymous No.11965804]

>>11965793
just buy a house. then kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11965811]

Scrape some money for chainlink

[Anonymous No.11965813]

>>11965793
Hey me too. Just use the resources given available too you

[Anonymous No.11965821]

>>11965803
>>11965804
>>11965811
HOW? I HAVE NO MONEY I'M FUCKING HOMELESS
>>11965813
LIKE WHAT? I DON'T HAVE ANY

[Anonymous No.11965824]

>>11965793
Get a home

[Anonymous No.11965849]

>>11965793
no where but up from here
buy link

[Anonymous No.11965861]

>>11965849
IT COULD GET WORSE BECAUSE I COULD END UP ON DRUGS OR DEAD WHICH IS ALL TOO POSSIBLE FOR MY LIKING

I MIGHT SUDOKU BUT UNIRONICALLY
FUCK IT

[Anonymous No.11965875]

>>11965793
No idea what to tell you. Being homeless is one of my biggest fears, even the thought of it crushes my soul. I knew one homeless kid, he went to a place called Housing Opportunities for Women and they hooked him up with a place to stay.

[Anonymous No.11965882]

>>11965875
IT WAS MY FEAR TOO NOW ITS MY REALITY
>Housing Opportunities for Women
I'M A MAN THO?

[Anonymous No.11965888]

>>11965882
It doesn't matter. Try any place that could possibly provide you with free/cheap housing. The longer you're on the street the harder it is to get off it.

[Anonymous No.11965901]

build a house out of wood and cardboard lol

[Anonymous No.11965902]

>>11965882
Also if you're still on your parents insurance, try to get into a rehab facility. You'll have a comfy place to stay for a month and they will usually try to hook you up with a halfway/recovery house to live at if you're homeless.

[Anonymous No.11965914]

>>11965793
Suck some dicks. 100 or so meters of cock at $50 a pop and you're back in the game.

[Anonymous No.11965920]

if you are in the us, beg for money on the streets, keep your living expenses to the minimum, 2 meals per day max 5$ if you smoke, max 5 cigs per day, or try to quit it would be better, if you are in california you can beg 30/40$ a day and put aside what you dont spend.. obv quit doing drugs

[Anonymous No.11965925]

>>11965888
I KNOW BUT THEY REALLY DON'T DO MUCH IF YOU'RE A MAN AND HOMELESS. I CALLED A PLACE AND THEY SAID "WE'RE FULL" IN AN ALMOST MOCKING WAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO
>>11965901
THANKS, I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND
>>11965902
NOPE, AND WHY REHAB?

[Anonymous No.11965935]

>>11965914
NO NEED TO KICK A MAN WHILE HE'S DOWN MY FRIEND
>>11965920
I DON'T WANT TO BEG. I WOULD REALLY RATHER STEAL AND I DONT DO DRUGS AND NEVER HAVE.

[Anonymous No.11965936]

if you dont live in california and your in the us, moving there would be a good idea as homeless people love it...
t. californian...

[Anonymous No.11965940]

i was homeless a few years ago, took months, somehow didnt kill myself.
good luck

[Anonymous No.11965942]

>>11965940
ANY ADVICE?

[Anonymous No.11965945]

>>11965935
begging is not that bad, i considered doing it when i was living in cali because i would see many fake beggars.. it is said they can even earn 80 $ in a day

[Anonymous No.11965957]

>>11965882
>>11965925
I'm assuming you're a drug addict, OP. This is when you have to ask yourself: What's more important? Having somewhere to sleep or the addiction? If you choose the latter, you're never going to make it. Call the nearest rehab. Anything will do. Its hard to believe sometimes but there are people in this world that exist to help you. I say rehab because one, you're a drug addict, and two because they have social workers and resources to get you out of this hole. You will meet people in the same position who can provide you hope and advice. You'll receive mental health care. A comfy bed and suboxone if you need it. I don't know how it would work with your insurance but I was in rehab with plenty of homeless people, they get accepted somehow. You just have to try.

[Anonymous No.11965959]

>11965942
easiest thing to do is to either act like you are addicted to drugs (hard one)
or admit yourself into a mental hospital (dont have to be mentally ill but just larp) because they'll unironically find you a place to stay and even a job if you get a social worker while your admitted and live in the US
its always been my backup plan if I ever became homeless

[Anonymous No.11965963]

>>11965945
YEAH BUT I DON'T LOOK LIKE A HOMELESS SO THEY MIGHT THINK I'M FAKING

>>11965957
NO, I DON'T DO DRUGS AND NEVER HAVE. LOL IS THIS SOME MEME I MISSED?

[Anonymous No.11965968]

>>11965963
then LARP being mentally ill get sent to a mental ward for a week or so and tell them you're homeless and that's the reason why you want to kill yourself and they'll find you a place to stay (depending on your state)

[Anonymous No.11965969]

>>11965793
Are you able-bodied? Can you clean up to look at least half-decent?
If so walk to literally any construction site and ask for work. You'll probably be carrying buckets all day but it's something and you'll get at least 15 an hour for it. Double it if you can do quick mental math and run a skilsaw straight. Don't tell them you're homeless.
You're still alive so you obviously have some sort of resource available to you. Use that until your first few paychecks arrive then find a cheap place to live. If you are *actually* homeless you should be able to go to your local social services department and apply for section 8 assuming you're in the U.S.
There's plenty of opportunities out there man.

[Anonymous No.11965981]

>>11965821
>HOW? I HAVE NO MONEY
OP think you have to have 'money' to get a mortgage

>>11965861
>I COULD END UP ON DRUGS
Only weak fuckers get addicted to drugs

>OR DEAD
then
>I MIGHT SUDOKU BUT UNIRONICALLY
>FUCK IT

conflicting statements

Why not do drugs have the best time of your life then KYS on the most insane drug binge instead for boring suicide!

[Anonymous No.11965985]

>>11965963
I've never met a homeless person who wasn't some form of junkie or addict. How did you even end up in this position? Are you a socially retarded NEET who never got a job? Other anon is right, hospitals are also a good place. Just tell them you want to kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11965989]

>>11965803
might as well kys if you follow this advice.

LINK is for niggers.

[Anonymous No.11966000]

>>11965968
ACT LIKE A CRAZY PERSON?
>>11965969
THANKS FOR THIS ADVICE
>>11965981
I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO DIE IF I WASNT CLEAR
>>11965985
MY PARENTS KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT PROBABLY HAPPENS ALL THE TIME IT'S JUST I HAD NOTHING TO FALL BACK ON LIKE A RETARD

[Anonymous No.11966001]

>>11965989
>LINK is for niggers

niggers create the best memes on /biz/?

[Anonymous No.11966003]

>>11965793
have no home

[Anonymous No.11966025]

>>11966000
go to a hospital and tell them you feel unsafe and want to kill yourself the medication they attempt to give you you don't need to take it and at least you'll have somewhere to stay for about a week and can let them know that you are homeless.

[Anonymous No.11966033]

>>11966000
OP you got trips...
FYI short term solution...
Get a credit card, you can withdraw the amount for cash....you could do this with a few if you keep payin the minimun payment....

Do you have a job?

If not start a company...start getting credit it for that...

SELL EVERYTHING! if you are homeless these will just burden you!

[Anonymous No.11966038]

>>11965942
go somewhere with good public services, larp as an alcoholic and get christian gibs.
google them in your area

[Anonymous No.11966116]

>>11965793
Admit you r guilty for what your parents accused u of. Believe it. Apologize.

[Anonymous No.11966174]

>>11966000
Trips... why did you get kicked out?

[Anonymous No.11966190]

>>11965793
maybe you'll learn to be a good leftist after this experience

[Anonymous No.11966211]

>>11966033
NOTHING TO SELL UNFORTUNATELY EXCEPT PHONE
>>11966174
JUST HAD DISAGREEMENTS FOR A WHILE AND THEY SAID IM OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE IT IN THE WORLD NOW (IM 22) AFTER A HUGE ARGUMENT
>>11966190
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHY LEFTIST?

[Anonymous No.11966221]

>>11966190
why dont you send him 50$ in btc since you are a good leftists?

[Anonymous No.11966239]

>>11966211
>>>11966190
Pic of yourself in situation. I'll send 5 bucks of ETH as proof.

[Anonymous No.11966270]

>>11966221
>>11966239
NO THANKS FELLAS, DONT WANT TO GET BANNED ON HERE.
JUST ASKING FOR LEGIT ADVICE WHICH IVE HAD SOME GOOD ADVICE SO FAR SO AND ALSO ITS A NICE DISTRACTION

[Anonymous No.11966313]

>>11965821
Homeless shelters. Food banks. Youve got to have something in your state no? I'm in Utah and these Winters are terrible. Just toughen up man and use your head. Think. And stay positive and calm. You don't want to lose control. It's not that bad

[Anonymous No.11966315]

>>11965793
Keep your cool.
Where do you live probably has support from NGOs for homeless ppl.
Go there and use it as a safe house.

Menawhile, start prospecting jobs (even if manial ones) to get yourself out of this situation.

Churches also help ppl with free food. Just to be stingy.

[Anonymous No.11966432]

>>11966270
stop living in your car, look into woofing or helpx. there are work trade opportunities out there for you.

[Anonymous No.11966453]

>>11965793
Join the military. Study online for the asvab, start running and doing situps and pushups. Contact a recruiter tonight

[Anonymous No.11966473]

rob drug dealers

[Anonymous No.11966510]

>>11966453
Gonna add on to this since I was in the same situation recently
>do NOT say you're suicidal
>your only monetary concern should be food and gas if you have a car
>join a gym, here you can exercise and shower
>go to /k/meg for more info about enlisting
You should be able to get processed pretty quickly. I'd use your parents' address for any paperwork. I recommend the Coast Guard if you're white. Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.11966550]

>>11965793
if you're hot i'll let you sleep in my bed. also I sleep naked and if you're in bed with me you have to be naked too. it's not weird anon.

[Anonymous No.11966561]

>>11965821

are you the anon from the other day complaining about being kicked out of their mom's house for not getting a job?

[Anonymous No.11966582]

>>11966315
>>11966432
>>11966453
>>11966510
THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE ANONS.
>>11966473
KEK
>>11966550
YEAH IF YOU'RE A HOT CHICK

[Anonymous No.11966604]

Quickly enroll yourself for whatever gibs you can get.
Move into a ghost town
Or find a job in some faggot hipster baguette shop

[Anonymous No.11966647]

Just make money lmao

[Anonymous No.11966691]

>>11966582
Nope, but I will fuck you till you can't walk straight...because you'll be gay.

[Anonymous No.11966734]

Unironically, join the military if you aren't mentally or physically handicapped.

The coast guard and navy pay well.

[Anonymous No.11966763]

>>11966604
>hipster baguette shop
Haha I'll try
>>11966691
I'm not gay
>>11966647
Nice advice

[Anonymous No.11966775]

>>11966763
how old are you?

what state?

[Anonymous No.11966783]

>>11966763
if you're hot, I'll pay you to cam :3

[Anonymous No.11966808]

>>11965882
Is it cold out tonight? Havent been outside today been playing RDR2 all day. Thought I heard some rain too earlier lol

[Anonymous No.11966818]

>>11966775
>>11966783
No thanks, I'd unironically rather die than become a 'whore' or 'cam whore'
You can't buy dignity or integrity
>>11966808
Asshole but that's alright
How is it?

[Anonymous No.11966821]

>>11965793
You're free

[Anonymous No.11966823]

>>11966734
no they don't

[Anonymous No.11966837]

>>11965793
>WHAT DO?
You know those kneepads you were looking at?

[Anonymous No.11966855]

>>11966821
I hear ya. Does feel weird

[Anonymous No.11966856]

>>11966818
>How is it?
I love this fucking game too much
Starting a new job next week is going to fuck up my game time. I might quit

[Anonymous No.11966894]

just face it your country doesn't have safety nets for incels, blame your country men for hating you and wanting you to suffer, maybe consider revenge.

[Anonymous No.11967174]

where the fuck are you posting from then you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.11967182]

>>11965793
Umm OK?

live in a home??????

[Anonymous No.11967190]

>>11965942
Yeah, turn your caps lock off.

[Anonymous No.11967223]

>>11967182
This. It's so easy I started doing it when I was LITERALLY a baby

[Anonymous No.11967245]

>>11967223
fucking millennials can't even open a door and walk in a home these days. PUT YOUR DAMN PHONE DOWN

[Anonymous No.11967248]

>>11967174
My laptop using my phone to tether
>>11967182
>>11967223
Nice and funny I like it
>>11967190
I did but i realised far too late

[Anonymous No.11967282]

Jokes aside
Post on reddit asking for advice about your situation. Make it sincere, don't beg, and don't make yourself out to be the bad guy in your story
Redditors will trip over themselves to offer you charity and possibly a place to stay

[Anonymous No.11967295]

>>11967282
I have too much pride for that I'm afraid, it's a problem

[Anonymous No.11967307]

>>11967248
jokes aside what state are you in so we can give better advice. north dakota is different than florida esp in winter

[Anonymous No.11967308]

>>11966823
Be homeless
>make zero dolarry-doos
Be sailor
>make 30,000 with benefits and have food every day with a bed

Seems like a no brainer.

[Anonymous No.11967347]

>>11966818
yeah because you're too good for sex work right

lulz. I bet you think you're too good for most things which is why you're a lazy ass that will accomplish nothing

:3

[Anonymous No.11967354]

Form a hobo gang and mug some rich dorks

[Anonymous No.11967360]

>>11967282
Does this work for sex?

[Anonymous No.11967567]

>>11967282
This
Stay safe op

[Anonymous No.11967634]

>>11967282
>>11967360
This
Pls make a new thread requesting plebbit thots for making fuck and screenshot results nao thx

[Anonymous No.11968294]

>>11965793

christ man biz is not the place for this, these core ancaps would sell your brain chemicals and organs for another shot at mooning some shitcoin made by a chronic masturbator... just bear that in mind

[Anonymous No.11968496]

>>11965793
Steo 1: Go to homeless shelter for food and a place to sleep at night.
Step 2: Apply for any job you can get.
Step 3: Live in a car, get a gym membership for a shower.
Step 4: Go to job corp, trade school, or the military and learn something you can get a job in.
Step 5: Rent an apartment, probably with roommates.

No need to go crazy. If you live in the United States, or any Western country really, you can easily get back on your feet if you try to. Going from homeless to poor is probably easier than going from poor to middle-class. Most long term homeless people are addicts or the mentally ill. Your chances of getting back into society are pretty good. If you already have a car then you're fucking golden.