*sad music starts*

[Anonymous No.11964632]

Is this the real life? Is /biz/ just fantasy?
Bogged from the inside, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, bleed red till you die, and SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
(I'm just a coiner, I need no sympathy)
Because I'm easy come, easy go, buying high, selling low
Any way the Bogs go, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Boggaaaaaa, just dumped it all
Bearish market turned more red, all my shitcoins are now dead
Boggaaaaaa, Sminem hasn't won
And now I've gone and thrown my cash away
BOGGAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOO
Didn't mean to buy so high
If it's not back again this time tomorrow
Sell it all, sell it all, as if nothing really matters

Too late, the Bogs have come
Value's dropped below a dime
Bulls are running out of time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta go and re-apply at McDonalds
BOGGAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY COINS NO LONGER HIGH
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D HODLED NEVER MORE

[Anonymous No.11964717]

>>11964632

There's a biztard who's sure all the shitcoins are gold
and he's buying some Chainlink and Ripple.
When they dump he will know, that he was a fag,
and with weak hands he sells quick in panic.
Ooh, ooh, and he's buying another crap shitcoin.

There's a fellow anon warning him to stay tethered
'cause he knows the Bogs will dump it again.
In a thread about SV, there's a corecuck who whines,
saying Segwit and Lightning is better.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the past,
and I dream of another moon mission.
In my thoughts I have seen ETH at fourteen hundred,
and Monero at five hundred forty.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's shilled here that soon, if we all buy in now,
then Satoshi will lead us to lambos.
And a new ATH will dawn for those who hold long,
and the blockchains will echo with profit.

If there's a loss in your blockfolio, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the bullrun.
There's many Bitcoins you can buy now, but in the long run
you'll fomo in for Satoshi's Vision.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
McDonald's calling you to join him,
Dear faggot can you not realize, that you must,
wagecuck the remainder of your life?

And as we wind on down the road,
our losses bigger than our gains,
There walks a Russian boy we all know
who shines green light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
the gains will come to you at last.
When we've got one terabyte blocks
and Bitcoin's global cash for all.

But for now all you have are some shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.11964745]

>>11964632
>>11964632

In the days of my youth
I was told what it means to be a hodler
Now I've reached that age
I try to own all those bags the best I can
No matter how I try
I find my way to the a lower low.

Good times, bad times
You know I had my shitcoins
When the market took a dump
On my portfolio
Well, I still don't seem to care

Sixteen hundred, in love
With a coin as great as could be
Only took a couple of days
Till it was down -50%

I swore that I would wait all year
And hodl till the end
When I clicked limit sell all
I lost more capital

Good times, bad times
You know I had my shitcoins
When the market took a dump
On my portfolio
Well, I still don't seem to care

I know what it means to get rekt
I sure do wish I was solvent
I don't care what 4chan faggots say
I'm gonna buy them each and every day
You can see the decline in my 'folio
Realize, bagholders, we ain't ever gonna part

[Anonymous No.11964752]

>>11964632
>>11964632
>>11964632

Hey fellas, have you heard the news?
You know that Bitcoin's back in town?
It won't take long just watch and see how the fellas lay their money down.

My style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago,
but from my eyes a different smile like that of one who knows.

Well, it's been ten years and maybe more since you first set eyes on me.
The best years of your life gone by, there you are alone and pink.

Some people gain and some people lose by the wicked ways of trade;
but I'll just keep on rollin' along with the grace of the Whitepaper.

People talkin' all around 'bout the way Roger left me flat,
I don't care what the corecucks say, I know where their jive is at.

One thing I do have on my mind, if you can clarify please do,
it's how you wanna sell for fiat, when Bitcoin's meant to be cash for you!

I try to make you see but it ain't no use.
Let me moon you,
let me!

Work so hard I can't unwind, get some Bitcoin mined;
abuse my love a thousand times, however hard I tried...

Blockstreamers, your time has come, can't take your evil way;
Go away, Blockstreamer!

Blockstreamer!
Blockstreamer!
Block!

[Anonymous No.11964802]

>>11964632
>Because I'm easy come, easy go, buying high, selling low
lost

[Anonymous No.11964803]

>>11964752
>>11964717
>>11964745
You need to say what song they are to the tune of, musiclet

[Anonymous No.11964815]

>>11964803
the first one is stairway to heaven, but the rhymes aren't there

[Anonymous No.11964816]

>>11964803
OP didn't, because he didn't need to, neither should I need to.

[Anonymous No.11964859]

>>11964815
>the first one is stairway to heaven
Fucking millennials, it's Bohemian Rhapsody

[Anonymous No.11964902]

>>11964632
sang aloud the whole thing, thanks for the laugh fren.

[Anonymous No.11964910]

>>11964816
You faggot just replaced:

>And as we wind on down the road,
>our shadows taller than our soul

with:

>And as we wind on down the road,
>our losses bigger than our gains,

Do you understand why this is a miserable fail or not?

[Anonymous No.11964912]

My candle’s red I’m wondering why I
Got out of Tether at all
Morning crash graphs in my windows
I don’t read them all
Even if I did, it’s nocoiner FUD
Ive got your picture on my wall,
But you’re a twink chink
And I’m holding bags
Holding bags

Dear JUSTin, you tweeted but the price still is falling
Every new day that comes I pray we’ve seen the bottom
Whatever happened to the gains we saw in autumn?
There’s probably a problem with the exchanges or something.
Sometimes I livestream from a fap dungeon, so I’ll cut you some slack brah.
But anyway fuck it what’s been up man, how is Jack Ma?
I ain’t mad though, I JUST don’t like being lied to
Remember when you tweeted in December?
You said Gazua.
See, I’m getting JUSTd by you man
You’re cheating on us Tronnies, is this really an exit scam?
I can relate to what you’re tweeting on your feed
But we just broke 400 Sats and the price continues to bleed.
Man I don’t hold shit else, I’m all in on Tron
Every day’s a shitty day when you’re a follower of JUSTin Sun.
I was going to get a lambo, black and Tron blue
But now I’m looking at an empty whitepaper and a cult that revolves around you.
Web 4.0 is real! I respect you for trying to make it
My waifu doesn’t understand you like I do, here’s all my money, shut up and take it!
Please retweet me man, I’m the biggest bag holder you’ll ever know
But it’s time to go back to Tether, /biz/ told me to buy high and sell low.

[Anonymous No.11964929]

>>11964859
fuck you entitled boomerfaggot who wasn't even alive during WW2 and thinks he's tough.

He was referring to this >>11964717

[Anonymous No.11964932]

>>11964859
>when your too autistic to figure out he meant the first comment.