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[Anonymous No.11957158]

>stop masturbation for 2 weeks as I was becoming extremely tired
>forgot about porn and was starting to enjoy life
>had to go to dentist appointment yesterday
>cute asian hygienist begins cleaning my teeth
>she's wearing some perfume
>never had sex before and still a Virgin at the age of 29
>begin to realize I've screwed up as I haven't masturbated in forever
>she begins brushing my arms and I begin getting a boner
>she leans in to get av better angle and I feel the side of her breast touch my shoulder
>first time I've ever felt a breast
>I begin to lose it and squirm in the chair which causes a lot of pain
>she puts her hand on my chest and apologizes I cum in my pants
>realize what the fuck I just did wearing sweat pants and the stain begins to appear
>I panic and tell her im cold can she pass me my hoodie
>put it over my legs so she can't see my cum pants
>thankfully she didn't notice
>tells me im done for the day a while later and I thank her with the freezing still in my mouth
>still holding the hoodie in my waist I tell her I forgot my credit card at home and can't pay until next visit
>quickly run out of the room before she can notice anything
>skip paying at the front desk and run to my car and quickly drive home with sticky legs

Guys I'm a 29 year old virgin who has never touched a woman before. That whole experience changed my life. I didn't know woman had that kind of power over me. Please guys you have to help me. I really don't want to begin masturbating on a regular basis as I was beginning to feel born again with youth and energy. How can I not masturbated and still prevent myselft from cumming in my pants when a woman touches me? please I really need some advice here.

[Anonymous No.11957168]

masturbate at least once every 5 days, you'll get prostate cancer otherwise.

[Anonymous No.11957167]

What does this have to do with link

[Anonymous No.11957190]

Well I'm 19 and lost my drive to masturbate or anything sexual since age 18. Became really tired and feel old

[Anonymous No.11957192]

>>11957158
You will never make it just kys as the shame you feel now will never go away

[Anonymous No.11957193]

>>11957167
Its your average link shillposter in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.11957204]

>>11957158
go to a hooker.

not a professional one though. a private one.

[Anonymous No.11957210]

Op if you can confirm this is no larp i will send you some sheckles and a quick list of shit to do to not be a kissless fag

[Anonymous No.11957212]

>>11957204
Private hooker? Thats called a wife.

[Anonymous No.11957216]

>>11957190
Eat more iron you dumb zoomer

[Monarch !SeQuOIA5tg No.11957224]

>>11957158
Congrats fren. In my view you just lost your virginity. Go back and ask her for a number. Proud of you fren.

[Anonymous No.11957256]

the fact that you fucking retards are seriously responding to this thread is exactly why this board will turn in to a compete fucking shithole.

[Anonymous No.11957276]

>>11957216
not sure my stomach can digest something that solid

[Anonymous No.11957284]

>>11957224
I hope she doesnt get pregant now

[Anonymous No.11957296]

>>11957158

Hahaha holy shit. I fucking told you nofap faggots this would happen.

Not making just makes you pathetic and allows a woman to dominate your mind if she wants. You literally came because a woman brushed against you for christ sake.

If you had just jacked off before going to the dentist none of that would have happened. The breast brush would have been nice feeling, you might have gotten a semi from it even, but premature ejaculation instantly. That is fucking pathetic.

How do you fags ever expect to have sex? Masturbation is important and you should be wanking at least every 2-3 days you faggots. You are low testosterone retards trying to cheat by not wanking so you can experience what it's like to be high test for a while, feeling all that energy and youthfulness that high test people have all the time regardless of weather we fap or not. You want what we have, but you are putting yourself in a position where you will just random cum if a woman bumps into you to get there.

Christ nofap is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11957307]

>>11957296
>at least every 2-3 days you faggots
Are you sure that's enough? Better do it 2-3 times a day just to make sure

[Anonymous No.11957311]

>>11957158
Reminds me of the time I did nofap for a while and went to go do some pullups.

Somehow the strain and pressure of my groin tensing made be cum.

Good thing I was at my home gym that day.

[Anonymous No.11957329]

>>11957307

I personally try for once a day if I have time. But you need to be cumming a minimum of once every few days to stay healthy. You risk prostate cancer if you go too long without cumming.

[Anonymous No.11957335]

>>11957256
Because we can relate and there's nothing we or you can do

[Anonymous No.11957346]

>>11957329
what about all these graphs i saw of monks (who i presume don't fap) living the longest of all males? doesn't their mindset (of which not fapping is a part) lead to a long and happy live?

[Anonymous No.11957353]

>>11957346

They jack off and just don't admit it.

[Anonymous No.11957355]

>>11957335
you stupid fucks actually want relationshit on this board. great. my board list reset because of 4channel domain. time to take off the list again.

threads like this is literally maximum shitposting. worse than any shill pump thread.

you retards chose your fate.

[Anonymous No.11957357]

>>11957158
> bonner
> sweat pants
> she didn't notice

Jesus how small is your dick anon

[Anonymous No.11957362]

>>11957346
They also eat healthy and live up jn the mountains and far away from other people so the air is better

[Anonymous No.11957373]

>>11957311
That's a coregasm. Shit's so cash.

[Anonymous No.11957376]

>>11957357

He's a low test faggot beta doing no fap. There is no way he has anything larger than a micropenis.

[Anonymous No.11957399]

>>11957276
I hear you can get iron in tide pods

[Anonymous No.11957418]

What type of faggot male would want to become a monk anyways?

Imagine being a monk or a priest and having to deal with nuns and knowing that the nuns are nude under their clothing?

Who the hell would want to give up this? You have one fucking life, and people want to reject this just to sit and meditate. The more I learn about how other people on this planet think, the more fucked up I realize how everyone else is. How do other people end up falling for collectivism when the mindset and goal of most males on this planet is the most retarded beta shit imaginable. I think 99% of most males are beta faggots and you are all pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11957425]

>>11957418
>The more I learn about how other people on this planet think, the more fucked up I realize how everyone else is
You should've realized how more ignorant you are.

[Anonymous No.11957457]

>>11957425

It is just so rare that I read another anons post, or a book, or someones lifestyle philosophy and think "this is based and redpilled I like this man."

No, so often people life cringe and bluepilled lives. Why are so many males naturally cringe and bluepilled losers? I don't want to be friends with people who are cringe and bluepilled in their lifegoals. How do I meet other people who are based and redpilled? I want to meet another guy and want to be friends with him and hang around him, I'm not even gay. Just want a bro I can share experiences with who will understand. But almost every fucking faggot I meet is a cringe and bluepilled loser who I want nothing to do with.

[Anonymous No.11957464]

>>11957457
No one wants to chill with you faggot, thats blue pilled shit

[Anonymous No.11957481]

>>11957464

I don't want to waste my time with faggots like you either.

[Anonymous No.11957486]

>>11957457
pedophile.

[Anonymous No.11957494]

>>11957486

How fucking ancient do you have to be to think the girls I am posting are too young to be legal. What fucked up your senses so much anon?

[Anonymous No.11957495]

>>11957457
Get over yourself and make interesting things happen. You sound like a roastie expecting everyone to fit your schema. You want based and redpilled? Go do cool shit that you like in front of other people until you meet or inspire someone who is tolerable to be around, and then cram your inevitable whiny misgivings. You are completely responsible for the environment that you experience.

[Anonymous No.11957502]

>>11957486
kek that hoes like 36

[Anonymous No.11957507]

>>11957494
Who said anything about the ugly ghost you’re posting, faggot?

We know about those sites you’ve been visiting in Tor. I’m not going to warn you again.

[Anonymous No.11957517]

>>11957204
So a normal woman then?

[Anonymous No.11957527]

>>11957495

Yeah I know what you're saying, but I live in a tiny as fuck country town on a farm. Only chance I get to do that is my yearly holidays. There are just no faggots around to meet.

Most of the times I've met actual people that I think are based and redpilled and I like being around it's meeting foreigners overseas and I know them for only a few weeks. Sucks.

Too many people let the afterlife belief cuck them out of their one life. Or their goals and desires in life are just far too standard and generic.

>>11957507

I don't even have tor installed kek. Dunno what you are trying to pull here.

[Anonymous No.11957531]

>>11957517
Mostly normal women, fren, mostly.

[Anonymous No.11957542]

>>11957527
We have the exit data asshole, your dumb ass didn’t turn off java script.

[Anonymous No.11957543]

I have a wife and two kids.
So we dont always have time for sex every two days or so.
So I still fap.
Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.11957551]

>>11957542

Keep trying to scare me. It means I get to post more ladies with my replies.

[Anonymous No.11957633]

>>11957551
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.11957643]

>>11957158
look make, your favourite board hasn't been deleted, hiro jsut split it off, you can head over to >>>/r9k/ and get some advice from the lady experts.

[Anonymous No.11957662]

>>11957643
But I want to be a virgin and have money too, fren.

Life is all about having a god-tier body, tons of $$$, and success, but avoiding the sex, dating, relationship,?family part.

[Anonymous No.11957682]

>>11957158
>OP Failed No Nut November, on the last day...But it wasn't his fault

[Anonymous No.11957703]

>>11957662
You will die alone and unloved.

[Anonymous No.11957705]

>>11957682
I got in 10 solid days and couldn’t take it any longer; pulled up a steamy ffm POV film and edged for 4 hours before spraying a huge rope on my carpet that wasn’t cleaned good enough. There are parts that are all stiff now in some spots.

[Anonymous No.11957706]

>>11957662
>Life is all about having a god-tier body, tons of $$$, and success, but avoiding the sex

This is the cringe and blue pilled shit I am talking about that makes me want to avoid all you plebs. Why the fuck would you avoid sex? Why would not at least fuck escorts if you want to avoid dating and relationships.

Celibacy obsessionists are the most cringe of all the blue pilled fags out there. Unironically taking that character from Dr Strangelove and making his "muh fluids" argument into a real lifestyle.

>>11957633

Mad faggot.

[Anonymous No.11957714]

>>11957158
>29 years old
>sweatpants
>hoodie
>never had female encounter

yep sounds about right. honestly what you expect you fucking bum? stop dressing like an autistic 12 year old retard

[Anonymous No.11957717]

>>11957703
And you think this is a bad thing?

I was born to to alone and unloved, fren, molded by it. You merely adopted the feels.

[Anonymous No.11957731]

>>11957706
I’m not mad or advocating celibacy, stop projecting fren. Just doing what works for me. If you’re too autistic or cringy to interact with women, it’s better to focus on other pursuits instead of embarrassing yourself and failing. Go be a morning somewhere else if the chins aerent doing it for you, bish.

[Anonymous No.11957738]

Get your act together anon. Drain the rod once a day for a week. Pop some cialis and visit a premium hooker. Dick will be throbbing and ready for a brutal pounding. Confedence level up. Proceed to tinderbraps, same formula.

[Anonymous No.11957748]

>>11957158
Ahahahahh kek anon this is a larp right

[Anonymous No.11957757]

>>11957731

That's why I ask why don't you get a fucking escort. You barely have to interact with an escort other than telling her what you want to do.

I believe male celibacy and virginity is a fucking plague and it's a dangerous bad thing that contributes to unhealthy mental states, mindsets and views in the population. Male virgins can never be trusted. Fucking fix yourself virgin faggot.

[Anonymous No.11957760]

>>11957706
You're pretty alright bro but desu it's pretty beta of you to fall for all these larpfags might want to see a doctor to check your hormone levels and stop consuming so much soi

[Anonymous No.11957764]

>>11957757
I’m more worried about the collection you’ve amassed of swamp donkeys concealing their birth canals.

[Anonymous No.11957784]

>>11957760

I'm just bored and want to post bottomless bitches to be honest. Fuck the Janny. Plus I didn't want to clog up the board with a shit thread complaining about the plebs so thought may as well just vent it in this shit thread made by the exact people I dislike.

>>11957764

>these words to describe fertile young women and their sex parts

Never gonna make it. What you are doing is literally cope. You are trying to subconsciously turn yourself off women and their genitals by referring to them with nasty terms. I've seen /r9k/ virgins do it before and you are falling for the same tricks.

[Anonymous No.11957796]

>>11957784

Whoops, forgot the bottomless bitch.

[Anonymous No.11957799]

>>11957706
Your replies are absolutely unbearable to read
>muh cringe and bluepilled
>anyone that doesnt agree with me is beta and...
>muh cringe and bluepilled
No fucking way nobody wants to be around you
Fucking huge gigantic shocker there
Truly unbelievable when you think about it

You'll discover one day how skewed your thinking is...
and you'll regret it

[Anonymous No.11957818]

>>11957799
Be gentle with the biy, he thinks we care about what he has to say..

[Anonymous No.11957819]

>>11957307

thats what I do

[Anonymous No.11957838]

>>11957799

>thinking you can analyze an anon from shitposting and using a shit thread to complain about plebs

>>11957818

I don't give a fuck what you have to say. I just want to make it known that you virgin fags are cringe and unbearable to be around.

[Anonymous No.11957845]

>>11957838
Okay, hook nose.

[Anonymous No.11957850]

>>11957158

>saved by your pants

this kills the wearing pants posters

[Anonymous No.11957859]

>>11957845

>bottom of the barrel insult

I'm Anglo though BTW. But more on what this fag >>11957799 said.

I don't have a problem with finding people to be around. People want to stick around me all the time. It's that I don't want to hang around others. I have to find ways to get away from people because I'd rather be alone than with fucking plebs.

[Anonymous No.11957881]

>>11957276
Try ingesting some lead orally then faggot

[Anonymous No.11957888]

>>11957158

>I didn't know woman had that kind of power over me.

I don't know man, that copy pasta made me want to try nofap desu. Sounds kinda nice just randomly cumming in my pants. I've tried it for like 2-3 weeks sometimes but I usually just end up automatically cumming in my pants at night lol(the dreams at that point are better than porn lol). How can people even hold their cum in for a like a month lol? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.11957903]

>>11957819
source

[Anonymous No.11957915]

>>11957859
People like me, fren. You’re a bad person.

[Anonymous No.11958000]

>>11957915

>Good person
>Bad person

Cringe. How do I get away from people who keep making me cringe?

You're a cringe person.

[Anonymous No.11958038]

>>11958000
I’m going to kill you.

[Anonymous No.11958052]

>>11957296
I miss Imperator

[Anonymous No.11958058]

>>11958038

Nah. You're not.

Anyways I'm bored of this thread. See you sad faggots later.

[Anonymous No.11958079]

>>11958038
based

[Anonymous No.11958088]

I had this actual issue happen to me not long ago.

Asian dentist lady (actual dentist, the usual guy was busy) and she did this weird thing where she like, ran her hand around the skin underneath my chin, basically on my neck. I have no idea why she did this, but it's stuck with me since then, it felt amazingly, ASMRish.