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Meanwhile... on bizarro /biz/

>> No.11955818

NIGGERS

>> No.11955828

Wow! Justin Sun delivered on all promises. Tron totally isn't a China hustle. Can't believe it broke $5.

>> No.11955829

>>11955815
I'm very rich and successful in my social and romantic.

>> No.11955833

Thanks to your advice I impressed my boss with my positive work attitude and received a raise! Thanks /biz/!

>> No.11955854

I told them to buy the real bitcoin when it was 47.00 last week. They called me faggot. Never again. :(

>> No.11955869

>>11955815
I freely acknowledge and appreciate the humanity of individuals with different melanin levels than me. This warmth adds richness and intimacy to my life that I would not otherwise have, and I feel safe and happy while walking the streets with my fellow man. I am happy and successful, and look forward to the future.

>> No.11955888

I love jannies and mods

>> No.11955893

>>11955818
he said bizarro biz

>> No.11955900

>>11955815
Traps have been outlawed under penalty of guillotine.

>> No.11955911

bitconnect makes a comeback and flips bitcoin

>> No.11955913

>>11955815
The synthesis of flat Earth and globe theories
Perfection

>> No.11956113

>>11955893
You've encountered a recent wave newfag friend

>> No.11956151

Carlos Matos voted Man of the Year for a 2nd time in a row

>> No.11956156

>>11955815
Chainlink actually gets to $1000 eoy eternally silencing linktards

>> No.11956165

>>11955815
Oh god, why didn't I buy in January. I'd be so fucking poor right now I'd get to work for the rest of my life.

>> No.11956180

>>11955888
Trips confirm

>> No.11956210

>>11955815
unJUST

>> No.11956265

> domain name is changed from 4channel to 4chan to kick out advertisers and facilitate more brap posting

>> No.11956284

Ppaaaaaarrrrrrbbbbbbb

>> No.11956695

buy low sell high

>> No.11956834

>>11955815
I'm going to buy and hold SPY because I don't wan't to lose all my money by making a poorly informed decision on a leveraged asset.

>> No.11956878

>>11955815

Reminder that money isn’t important, women are

>> No.11956990

My savings account beat inflation

>> No.11957027

>>11955815
Bitcoin is ACTUALLY profitable and not a scam. Its a truly bizzare parallel universe

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>>11956878
Im here if you need me bro, i got all night

>> No.11957058

>>11956878
post your tits or stop posting darling

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>>11955888
Kill em All
Let GOD sort em out

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>>11955815
I have nothing positive to contribute and I hate you all and you are not my frens.

>> No.11957270

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>> No.11957345

>>11955815
ICX is the ultimate buttblock coin!

Ever since I invested in ICX tokens, I haven't been fucked in the butt! It's amazing!

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>>11955815
Joost just announced mainet in 2 weeks.
CONFIDO $1000 EOY

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>> No.11957448

>>11956284
impressive

>> No.11957474

Yesterday i bought high, today i sold higher

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My linky remains pleasantly aromatic. I expect a conservative return of 10% by years end.

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>> No.11957722

>>11956156
he said bizarro biz

>> No.11957790

>not wearing pants

>> No.11957861

>>11955815
Thanks for the business advice Shlomo! I love jews

>> No.11958019

>>11957438
>stocks

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>>11955815
So good to hear that Roger Verr and CSW have made great strides over at blockstream!
Wow this @faketoshi guy is super tolerable
COSS $500 a coin

>> No.11958045

>>11955911
underated

>> No.11958080

>>11955815
>Wow Bitconnect was the best investment I ever made, better than ETH or BTC, it made me a billionaire.

>> No.11958632

>>11957474
Lel

>> No.11958659

oop oop
eep eep

>> No.11958687

>>11955815
Guys, I just want to move out of my parent's basement, but they tell me I can't. They told me if I try and start my life on my own, go to college, and get a job, they would feel nothing but shame and embarrassment for becoming a failure. My dad said the key to a success life is having my mom making my chicken tendies every day while I browse trap porn in the dark basement all day. What do?

>> No.11958739

>>11958687
Profit?

>> No.11958747

>>11957438
Who is this semen demon?

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bitcoin just hit 0

>> No.11959391

>>11955893
Niggers are a universal constant unfortunately.

>> No.11959422

>>11957693
*stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab*

>> No.11959519

>>11957722
daily reminder: in bizarro /biz/ LINK will actually achieve a non-stop daily +28.54% streak for 32 consecutive days and "we will make it, make it" kek

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ahhhh~~

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>>11955815
Can we all just stop for a moment to appreciate our namefagging avatarfagging friends over at discord who spend their hours clearing up confusion surrounding the chainlink network. Without their efforts people would still believe false things about chainlink and the price wouldn't be $100 already because their shilling really does affect the market

>> No.11959864

>>11959642
subtle, but well-done FUD, kek