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Anonymous Thu Nov 29 20:22:18 2018 No.11954344 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw haven't shit in 5 days

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 20:23:28 2018 No.11954358 >>11954344 stop with the opiates retard. Have fun ripping your asshole shitting a literal brick

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 20:24:11 2018 No.11954369 >>11954344 Checked, based and now LinkFilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 20:24:29 2018 No.11954372 >>11954344 yeah, what he said. get you some of that lentil soup that other anon has been eating since the bear started.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 20:49:25 2018 No.11954669 >>11954344 Go to a doctor or er as soon as possible, that could kill you

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 20:50:01 2018 No.11954678 >>11954669 Good. Then his coins are lost forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 20:52:31 2018 No.11954706 >>11954344 you need an enema asap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 20:52:57 2018 No.11954712 File: 355 KB, 540x241, ropeworm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You have rope worms. Sorry OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 20:57:23 2018 No.11954753 File: 72 KB, 467x843, BIG shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 20:59:43 2018 No.11954783 File: 71 KB, 636x288, oh noes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11954753

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 21:01:45 2018 No.11954808 >>11954344 Fuck man, get that out ASAP by whatever means and then fix your diet. Have a few prunes after every meal

Anonymous Thu Nov 29 21:03:07 2018 No.11954825

>>11954344
Same thing happened to me last week. Buy magnesium citrate at your local pharmacy. 10z bottle cost less than 2 dollars. I chugged 8oz right when I got home and within 2 hours was shitting water. That unfortunately lasted 2 days as I likely drank too much. It'll do the trick though

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 22:59:51 2018 No.11955816 >>11954344 it's time to consider the dreaded apparatus my friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 23:48:56 2018 No.11956274 Don't be fooled by the "Fiber" meme. Fiber actually makes your poop harder and makes your bowel movement infrequent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 29 23:50:35 2018 No.11956281 >>11955816 Benis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:10:37 2018 No.11956424 just drink coffee and smoke a cig lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:13:14 2018 No.11956450 drink 4-5 liters of water in the next 24 hours

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:15:26 2018 No.11956469 >>11954344 Eat some raw radishes and wash them down with black coffee. Instant diarrhea. 100% guaranteed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:17:49 2018 No.11956489 >>11954344 Do you eat much fibre? Oats, apples, prunes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:21:53 2018 No.11956520 >>11956469 Ah, the Soviet diet. That could work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:23:27 2018 No.11956531 Eat few kilos of boiled potato. Works always

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:26:57 2018 No.11956560 >>11954825 Lmao Get some unfilitered raw organic apple cider and drink like 4-5oz then chase that with a lot of water

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:27:58 2018 No.11956569 >>11954825 That shit will absolutely destroy your gut flora.

Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:37:47 2018 No.11956639
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Im pretty much in the same boat op, my frens gf got a bunch of percs for her surgery so i been on them for 3 days now, its almost midnight here but im about to eat these beans and cheese, cheers, i havnt shit in 34 hrs, i hope we shit soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:41:43 2018 No.11956680 >>11954344 Smoke a cigarette.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:43:01 2018 No.11956689 Smoke a cig with a black coffee will fall out

Monarch !SeQuOIA5tg Fri Nov 30 00:44:04 2018 No.11956698
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>>11954344
I once didn't poop for a week because of a medication, finally woke up in the middle of the night and googled the best way to shit until I bought this at 5 in the morning. You're supposed to drink 1 cup but I drank the whole bottle. Spent all day on the toilet but it was amazing.

https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-milk-of-magnesia-sugar-free-regular/ID=prod6234760-product

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:44:07 2018 No.11956699 File: 8 KB, 225x225, images (5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11956639 What in satan's anus is that abomination? How could anyone willingly eat that, let alone consume it.

Monarch !SeQuOIA5tg Fri Nov 30 00:45:43 2018 No.11956711
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>>11954825
Sorry didnt see this - I used magnesium hydroxide and also drank the whole bottle and shit water for 2 days too. It was awesome.
>>11956698

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:46:08 2018 No.11956713 >>11954344 Drink milk with oranges

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:50:26 2018 No.11956742 File: 140 KB, 756x1008, 20181113_174057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11956699 Beans and cheese is good faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:53:47 2018 No.11956767 File: 155 KB, 1000x750, cheesy-smoky-pinto-beans-ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11956742 This is what beans and cheese should look like. Not like the combined droppings from a poo designated shitting street.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:56:18 2018 No.11956782 File: 83 KB, 750x753, 1542951755406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11956699

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:57:58 2018 No.11956798 File: 22 KB, 250x236, Bedraggled Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw been shitting for 5 days

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:58:29 2018 No.11956802 >>11954344 prepare ur anus for "the big one"

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 00:58:39 2018 No.11956803 File: 91 KB, 678x700, 1529217447736.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11956742 >>11956767 >Legumes and dairy Enjoy your fatigue and acne you fat fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 30 01:00:38 2018 No.11956821 >>11956803 I dont eat that shit, but please stfu regardless. You carnivore/keto/paleo crowd are becoming more annoying than the vegans/vegetarians/frutarians.

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