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HOW DO YOU FIGHT THEM OF WITH BITCOINS

>> No.11939680

>>>/pol/

>> No.11939684

>>11939665
hire hitmen on darknet

>> No.11939696

>>11939665
buy some mercenaries who chill on an orbital platform doing shifts in drop pods. It all works by smartcontract... 54 second delivery guaranteed.

>> No.11939697

It looks like I'm on a boat and the nocoiners are not.

>> No.11939705

I show them this:
https://youtu.be/tBWUaSDAKgw?t=28

>> No.11939708 [DELETED] 

>>11939665
I will ruin the indepentdently financially

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>>11939684
U DED

NO INTERNET

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>>11939665
Excuse me sirs sorry to bother you. Allow me please tell you of the great opportunity! Join the discord link you will not disappoint.

>> No.11939973

I convince them to trade their weapons for my new paradigm shitcoins and hodl because they’ll get lambos. Then they kill themselves once they realize institutional investors won’t save them.

>> No.11940004

>>11939665
"I'll give you 10 bitcoin for each of your bows"
Then they proceed to give me all their bows and start dancing like crazy because they're motherfucking rich now.

>> No.11940210

GRUG HAVE ROCK?
YOU WANT TRADE FOR BERRY?
GRUG HAVE MORE ROCK
WHENEVER YOU NEED

>> No.11940242

>>11939665
I tell them about how white people created borders to separate us and that borders are racist. I bring them up to speed on proper pronoun usage, politically correct language, how hard modern day native americans have it, and get them to realize that they must accept middle easterners who are fleeing war. If they resist, I murder them all for being bigoted nationalists. Its 2018, time to grow up savages.

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I am forming a team

>> No.11940520

sneeze

>> No.11940529

>>11939665
I would ask them to invest in bitcoin. Then when they lost all their money I would buy their island

>> No.11940568

Why are people always talking about how they want to invade that island, or how to kill the people there, or how to do all kinds of gruesome shit to them?
why can‘t normalfags just leave the niggers alone on their tiny island?
they don‘t bother anyone.

>> No.11940628

>>11940568
fucking this, these fuckers have reee'd themselves out of civilization for millenia, that's fucking impressive in itself

>> No.11940665

>>11940568
They literally kill everyone they can put their hands on.

Their incompetence with regards to sea travel isn't exactly something that should allow us to forget this.

I think it's fine to leave them alone too and I don't see what benefit we'd get from invading, but they're effectively just a pack of quite dangerous wild animals from a risk assessment perspective.

>> No.11940714

>>11940665
Just don‘t go to their Island, don‘t get stabbed and survive.

>> No.11940737

>>11940665
>They literally kill everyone they can put their hands on.
This is true.
And badass.

>> No.11941567

>>11939665
pay someone on /pol/ to organize a russian airstrike

>> No.11941936

>>11939665
>Introduce concept of money
>persuade them to invest in bitcoin
>wait for the inevitable crash/mass suicide.

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>>11939665
If I ever make it with crypto I want to pay someone to drop me off on this island so I can hunt them with my AR-15 and armour. I will learn how to say I am your god in their language. I want to hunt humans I hate this beta society we live in.

>> No.11942765

>>11940665

How many of them is there roughly?

>> No.11942775

>>11941973
Put up with the bullshit of being a Marine for like 2 years and you will get the chance to do this on a massive scale.

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>>11939665
How do we help these poor, unfortunate heathens learn to love Jesus and buy our LINK bags?

>> No.11942863

>>11939665
They're guarding the entrance to inner Earth.

>> No.11942873

>>11939665
I just wouldn't go to their island, they clearly don't want me there.

>> No.11942886

>>11942765
unknown, but its estimated to be between 50 and 100

>> No.11942960

>>11940568
This. I mean seriously who gives a fuck.

>> No.11943053

it would be retarded to kill them

imagine being able experiment with men that haven't been impacted by modern technology

i wonder how blood samples would look on them, probably high t as fuck


theres a video and u can see they are shredded

i wonder what illness rates are there

too bad we cant take samples because u would get killed lol

i wonder also how they distribute resources, if there is bartening or just a king/leader or its a free for all clusterfuck

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>>11940210
ROCKS NOT SAFE?...

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>>11939665
I use my some of my BTC to call in a kfc air drop and take my place as their new god.

>> No.11943420

>>11939665
Call bogdanoff

>> No.11943651

>>11939665
>Send transaction
>They die of old age before transaction completes

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>>11939665
>*cough*

>> No.11944186

>>11942886
Nah, I heard more like 500.
They've been there literally forever.

>> No.11944207

open a portal with my dxm reality hacks

>> No.11944324

>>11939696
this physically wouldn;t work. you can't "drop" anything out of orbit. your best bet would be to launch the tide pods in the opposite direction of your orbit

>> No.11944631

>>11940568

Agree. There should be a home for every race.

>> No.11944790

>>11939684
they're not real though, right? They're just preteen larpers that take your money and run... Right?

>> No.11944810

>>11939665
FUCK OFF BACK TO POL FAGGOT

>> No.11944980

>>11940568
It's mostly christfags who are intensely butthurt that they killed a missionary.

>> No.11945042

>>11944324
Why not? Drop pods are just detachable reentry life support capsules with rockets to purposely de-orbit them once released from their carriers. Yeah you can't just magically get rid of the orbital velocity by detaching from the carrier but rockets afterward should be able to.

>> No.11945075

>>11939665
How do you fight them off with fiat?

>> No.11945097

>>11945075
YOU CAN AT LEAST MAKE IT INTO A WEAPON SOME HOW

>> No.11945109

>>11945097
Ahh yes paper weapons; my favourite

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>>11945109
>Ahh yes paper weapons; my favourite

CATCH DOLLAR ON FIRE, FREAK THEM THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE ISLAND APES NEVER SEEN FIRE

CAN'T DO SHIT WITH BITCOIN

>> No.11945166

>>11945120
why are you comparing the usefulness of thing in regards to a purpose neither is suited for?

>> No.11945185

>>11939665
>buy full plate armor for 0.2 btc

>> No.11945487

>>11939665
Throw my ledger on them because it anyway contains worthless things

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>>11945166
>BITCOIN
>purpose