/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11938805]

JANITOR IFFY, UH, BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY, UH
GOT THE BLICKY, UH, DRUK IT HOLDS FIFTY, UH

[Anonymous No.11938831]

Jannies are niggers.

[Anonymous No.11938846]

*ahem*
Fuck niggers, spics, kikes, Muslims, leftists, jannies, trannies, ponies, and other subhumans

[Anonymous No.11938853]

posting in a based thread

[Anonymous No.11938866]

>>11938846

Utterly based and completely redpilled

[Anonymous No.11938874]

>>11938866

Now we’re posting in a dubs thread :^)

[Anonymous No.11939418]

>>11938846
FUCKING HOLY SHIT, THIS GUY IS B A S E D AND R E D P I L L E D ! ! !

>>11938866
C H E C K E D

[Anonymous No.11940424]

>>11938846
based crucifix poster

[Anonymous No.11940434]

>>11938866
and white

[Anonymous No.11940465]

>>11938846
Based
https://youtu.be/mYa9rSWa6aY

[Anonymous No.11940624]

[Anonymous No.11940634]

>>11938846
a pony isn't a type of human

[Anonymous No.11941363]

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
THEN HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, JANNY
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE
LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING FUCK YOU
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?

YOU'VE BEEN MEMED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON BY
A BASED AMPHIBIAN

[Anonymous No.11941367]

posting in historic thread; please include me in screecap family

[Anonymous No.11941375]

>>11940634
Fuck off you fucking logic shill

[Anonymous No.11941384]

[Anonymous No.11941388]

>>11938805

based

[Anonymous No.11941393]

ebin bread sir.

check these dubs

[Anonymous No.11941417]

This thread needs, no demands, more shlop

[Anonymous No.11941435]

fine work gentlemen, brings a tear to my eye

[Anonymous No.11941437]

Lmao
FUCKING BASED

[Anonymous No.11941515]

>>11938805
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
AND FUCK JEWS

[Anonymous No.11941638]

>*clinks spoon on glass repeatedly to slice through the sounds of cacophonous conversation*
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Good evening! Thank you all for reading my post tonight. Your collective presence has made this little soiree of mine quite special. Now, as to the reason for why I've gathered you all here. I would like to propose a toast…to the Janitor!
>*murmurs of confusion travel like an ocean wave through the crowd of anons gathered around me*

Yes, the Janitor! There is nobody on this board I feel is more deserving of a few words of appreciation than my dear old Janny. He works tirelessly every day and every night, spending every waking second of his life on this site. He deletes posts fit for no anon's viewing and removes the rapscallions responsible. He doesn't even ask for monetary compensation despite working all day, but does it simply because he wants /biz/ to be the best possible version of itself it can be.

And who gets to enjoy the fruits of dear Janny's hard labor? We all do, of course! Without sweet old Janny, /biz/ would be inundated with off-topic shitposts about politics and alcoholic circlejerking and other unbecoming topics that have no place on a chinese cartoon imageboard for gentlemen. So here is a sincere declaration of thankfulness…to the Janitor.
>*raises glass of finely aged pinot grigio in the air for a few moments before bringing it down to my lips*

But seriously folks, fuck niggers.

[Anonymous No.11941670]

Can someone please make me a Jannie PLEASE. I will vow to clean up this place. Remove every /pol/ thread masquerading as a relevant television and film post. And I WONT do it for free. I’ll do it for the reward of much better discussion and more civil discourse.

[Anonymous No.11941680]

>>11941638
I got banned for this exact pasta last week.
see you on the other side comrade

[Anonymous No.11941696]

what in the hell am I reading in this thread?

[Anonymous No.11941834]

>>11938846
BASED AND FUCKING REDPILLED XDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.11941846]

>>11941363
We are reaching levels of B A S E D and R E D P I L L E D that shouldn't be possible.

[Anonymous No.11941849]

>>11941680
>implying I'm not trying to be banned so I can be more productive

[Anonymous No.11941854]

>>11941834
Yikes

[Anonymous No.11941859]

>>11938846
absolutely based and alarmingly redpilled

[Anonymous No.11941874]

>>11941854
XD

[Anonymous No.11941879]

>>11938846
Heh. Based.

[Anonymous No.11941926]

>>11941874
Stop invading /his/ and go back to r*ddit

[Anonymous No.11941946]

>>11941638
unironically, unsympathetically, simply and beautifully based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.11941954]

Oh my god, it's dumped over 600 since I last checked.

You're all so rekt, you need to practice the biz theme song.

There's a biztard who's sure all the shitcoins are gold
and he's buying some Chainlink and Ripple.
When they dump he will know, that he was a fag,
and with weak hands he sells quick in panic.
Ooh, ooh, and he's buying another crap shitcoin.

There's a fellow anon warning him to stay tethered
'cause he knows the Bogs will dump it again.
In a thread about SV, there's a corecuck who whines,
saying Segwit and Lightning is better.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the past,
and I dream of another moon mission.
In my thoughts I have seen ETH at fourteen hundred,
and Monero at five hundred forty.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's shilled here that soon, if we all buy in now,
then Satoshi will lead us to lambos.
And a new ATH will dawn for those who hold long,
and the blockchains will echo with profit.

If there's a loss in your blockfolio, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the bullrun.
There's many Bitcoins you can buy now, but in the long run
you'll fomo in for Satoshi's Vision.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
McDonald's calling you to join him,
Dear faggot can you not realize, that you must,
wagecuck the remainder of your life?

And as we wind on down the road,
our losses bigger than our gains,
There walks a Russian boy we all know
who shines green light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
the gains will come to you at last.
When we've got one terabyte blocks
and Bitcoin's global cash for all.

[Anonymous No.11941957]

>>11938831
Based&redpilled

[Anonymous No.11941978]

Jannies are literal nigger loving cucks

[Anonymous No.11941988]

DABBING ON THEM JANNIES NO WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK

[Anonymous No.11942009]

GAS ALL JANNIES, NIGGERS, SPICS AND KIKES

RACE WAR NOW

[Anonymous No.11942014]

best thread on 4chan rn desu

[Anonymous No.11942079]

>>11941988
D TO SIMULTANEOUSLY DAB ON JANNIES AND NIGGERS
ALSO CHECK'D

[Anonymous No.11942101]

Hey Coin-Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass graphs of make-believe money. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[Anonymous No.11942135]

>>11941363
FUCK EM ALL

[Anonymous No.11942155]

>>11938805
>>11938831
>>11938846
based

[Anonymous No.11942169]

STICKY THIS