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>Borrow 1 billion from yourself.
>Use the money to pay interest.
>Live comfy worry free life off the money you have to pay yourself.

>> No.11936908

>>11936859
Thanks anon, borrowed 1 billion

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>>11936859
kill him

>> No.11936944

>Sue yourself because you don't pay on time.
>Get counter sued by yourself because you didn't hand over the 1 billion in the first place.
>Go to jail.

>> No.11936991

crazy ideas that might just work thread?
here’s my idea:
everyone in the world gives $1 to a single person. that person becomes rich. rinse and repeat for the next person. everyone is rich now.

>> No.11937024

>>11936991
That's how communism and cryptocurrencies work, in theory

>> No.11937073

>>11936991
How often can you spend that $1 for the other people? Because unless you (and everybody else) can do it like 4-5 times per second chances are very low that it gets to be your turn in your lifetime.

>> No.11937106

>>11936991
Nice you just described distributing wealth. Now go back to the gulag, Vlad

>> No.11937666

>>11936991
or you can become a milionaire, and then give 1$ to 1 milion people.

that way everyone will be poor.

i'm calling it the distribution of JUST

>> No.11937720

>>11936991
lets start with me guys