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Is art a good investment?

>> No.11935690

>>11935682
No but it’s a good way to launder money

>> No.11935715

>>11935690
this, and for the elites to pay each other for favors/bribes.

>> No.11935725

Depends on the artist, I've seen many 5x, some go backwards.

>> No.11935726

She went from abuse porn to being an artist?

>> No.11935735

>>11935726
no, that was before

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Yes

>> No.11935790
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As you have to ask this question, not for you. This is an actual (information)inefficient market, so it has a great potential for making cash, if you know your way around.

>> No.11935798

>>11935690
>>11935715
Explain how to launder money with art pls

>> No.11935808

>>11935682
Only if you're rich

>> No.11935819

>>11935726
she got paid $200..

I still don't understand why she would do that. she's pretty fucking hot.

>> No.11935822

>>11935682
Only if you're rich
>>11935798
Make shit painting. "Sell" for 10 million to some rich friend

>> No.11935830

>>11935808
absolutely correct

>> No.11935839

>>11935822
But wait, don't you have to pay taxes on the sale?

>> No.11935874

>>11935682
I know that girl on the right...

>> No.11935892

>>11935839
laundering != tax evasion

>> No.11935900

>>11935874
Yeah she knows how to handle a d am I right?

>> No.11935904

>>11935874
I think we all do

>> No.11935931

>>11935682
that ugly ho is all over chinatown NYC frequenting museums thinking no one recognizes her, she's even more disgusting IRL

>> No.11935940

>>11935819
Maybe she enjoys it? Never thought of that? Why not get free money for doing something you like?

>> No.11935960

could anyone send the link of her porn please

>> No.11935974

>>11935931
She's cute. Who is she? She almost looks sort of submissive in a way like she would do anything I asked her to do

>> No.11936003

>>11935974
some slore, i didn't know who she was but a friend pointed her out and goes, "dude i think she does porn" and then i saw her face and went BLEAGH glad I never saw it.

lots of money in art in NYC, esp among the changs

>> No.11936023

>>11935682
>>11935690
>>11935715
>>11935725
>>11935726
>>11935735
>>11935754
>>11935790
>>11935798
>>11935808
>>11935819
>>11935822
>>11935822
>>11935830
>11935830
>>11935839
>>11935874
>>11935892
>>11935900
>>11935904
>>11935931
>>11935931
>>11935940
>>11935960
>>11935974

Ok let's test how many actual /bizraelis are left on /biz.

The dad will give you two million dollars flat, or rights to a completely passive business making 40k/year in perpetuity if you marry the girl (yes full well knowing about the videos) and give him grandkids. Would you do it?

>> No.11936028

>>11936023
Fuck yeah. She's a freak

>> No.11936042

>>11936023
who wouldnt

>> No.11936046

>>11936023
Sure, I already have a kid from a previous marriage so no skin off my back

>> No.11936049

>>11936023
i'm a kind of hapa i guess, not asian but still a hapa, and her being hapa hell no. would end up making the next hitler

>> No.11936057

>>11936049
actually hell yes now that i think about it. arbeit macht frei

>> No.11936084

>>11935682
In a way, yes. Like gold, it's a good way to protect your money against inflation. Buying art just before a period of stagflation would be pretty smart.

>> No.11936093

>>11936023
Nah fuck off chink, i make my own $. Take your whore daughter back to china

>> No.11936109

>>11936023
You dumb cunt, I can easily earn 4% on that 2 mil and make double that passive income even more passively without having to marry some whore. Fuck off.

>> No.11936141

>>11936028
>>11936042
>>11936046
>>11936057
Will make it

>>11936093
Will not not make it

>>11936109
Off topic but I'm glad someone on /biz still does maths before making decisions. The scenario is you get either or though, and if you don't commit to marry the slut and have kids with her you wont get the money

>> No.11936168

>>11936023
Two million and a wife? There isn’t even a downside.

>> No.11936169

>>11936141
in this hypothetical scenario i already made it so i can tell that chink and her daughter to fuck off back to china

>> No.11936179

>>11936141
1 + 1 = you're a faggot

>> No.11936189

>>11935682
WHO IS SHE

>> No.11936216

So if I had dirty money, could I just spill paint on a canvas, price it at 9k, give that person 9k in dirty money and tell them to write me a check for 9k to put in the bank?

>> No.11936235

Link to said video pls

>> No.11936274

>>11936235
>>11936189
>>11935974
no lie frens, the video is AWESOME shes such a fucking F R E A K

too bad the video is gone forever and none of your virgins will ever get to see it :)

>> No.11936283

>>11936023
2mill
OR
marry slut and get 40k yearly?

can I get 2mill and marry slut?
if not I'll take just the 2mill
40k is nice now but won't be nearly as much in 10-20 years, while you can at least invest 2mill

>> No.11936287

>>11936168
Kek, enjoy your cuckholdry

>> No.11936289

>>11936216
sort of yeah, thats the gist of it. I think in reality you dont just shit on a paint, you hire a decent artist and pay him a % to make something pretty

>> No.11936302

>>11936274
The video is floating around. It's been decently scrubbed, but you can still get your hands on it pretty easily

>> No.11936306

>>11936023
na that bitch would swallow up that 2 mil/ 40k in about 2 years. then i would have no money, no self respect, nothing but an expensive place in nyc and children of a hoe

>> No.11936307

>>11936274
>gone forever
nothing is gone forever on the interwebz fren

>> No.11936399

>>11936302
wait so is it seriously just a one off? is she not a porn star? she's seriously just into art?

>> No.11936483

>>11935819
Drug problem. I recall that her former roommate got arrested at some point.

>> No.11936554

Goes to show you how dysfunctional these rich families are.

>> No.11936764

>>11936023
No thanks. money is not my god

>> No.11936808

>>11935931
disgusting like personality wise or physically?

>> No.11936830

>>11936287
He's not a cuck if he has 2 mil. You can easily have side bitches with 2 mil

>> No.11936920

>>11935822

What's the point here? You will receive legit rich guy's money.

Like everyone has a guy in their life who will give them 10 millions just like that.

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>> No.11937026

>>11936399

Chinatown NYC reporting in. Who she?

>> No.11937069

>>11935874
Me on the left

>> No.11937123

>>11935690
I don't get this, wouldn't the IRS ask where the millions to buy the art came from?

>> No.11937374

>>11937026
Left: Kevin Baltazar, VP at Goldman Sachs.
Right: Kevin's daughter, Kelly Baltazar, aka Kelly Wang, aka May Li.

>> No.11937409

>>11936808
physically

>> No.11937419

>>11935682
Only for launder money

>> No.11937422

>>11935682
No but it's pretty and nice to look at and aesthetic

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>>11935682
Pls invest in good art to create a cultural renaissance, you won’t get anything but culture will be less shit!

-/lit/