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What do you tend to wear to work to establish dominance over those around you?

NEETs who haven't changed out of sweatpants and a old Call of Duty T-shirt in the past three days need not apply.

>> No.11930966

sweatpants and a old Call of Duty T-Shirt of course

>> No.11930998

my farts have a poignant smell today.

>> No.11931002

>>11930955
>What do you tend to wear to work to establish dominance over those around you?

Cringe. Grow some balls.

>> No.11931009
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When i was younger i wore nice clothes but now that I'm 27 I just wear shit that looks cool so young roasties hit me up

>> No.11931016

>>11930955
Fitting jeans, Baseball T (the style dear god, not some team merch), and John Deere hat. I'm the only devops guy for 3 teams at IBM and workout so it works, also makes people pay attention when I show up in a suit for important meetings instead.

>> No.11931056

Exerting dominance is about posture and tone. You wear the clothes, the clothes do not wear you.

>> No.11931091
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It’s not what you wear that establishes dominance, but rather what scent you give off. I put a dab of Vick’s VapoRub on my wrists and neck. Works quite well at subduing the males and attracting the female qt’s.

>> No.11931134

>>11930955
Call of DutyTM pants and hoodie

>> No.11931149

>>11930955
I don't feel a need to control the behavior of other people around me because I'm not insecure.

>> No.11931152

>>11930955
I wear old jeans and a tshirt.. I tell faggots in suits like you what to do. I wear a Hublot because I like the juxtaposition.

>> No.11931172

>>11931016
Wearing baseball caps at work is the shittiest plebeian thing you can do. Congrats on being a douche.

>> No.11931219
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Don't fall for the Fashion Jew! It's a lot of money wasted.

>> No.11931223

unironically Plain V-Neck T-shirt+Jeans+Sneakers+Watch
I dress like this 90% of the time

>> No.11931445

>>11930955

I don't know OP but this dude in pic related looks like owner of sex club for gay lawyers

>> No.11931472

>>11930955
Take this shit to /fa/
Sage

>> No.11931483
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>>11930955
tfw when you are a creative film director and actually get taken more seriously when wearing scruffy shorts and plain black tshirt.

im sorry for you suit-wearing-cucks for being judged more on your looks than your skill. maybe theres none and looks its all you got.

>> No.11931520

>>11931483
When you're in a creative profession or working in a start up not wearing a suit is a statement supposed to show off how your skills transcend needing to present yourself "correctly" in a suit.

So yeah, I can see how you'd get taken more seriously by dressing scruffily in a creative profession but you can't avoid the fact you're getting judged as much on your choice of dress as the guy in the suit, and arguably are as restricted in what you wear because of it.

>> No.11931525

>>11930955
Pyjamas.

>> No.11931564
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>>11931520
sure thing,
but im getting the girls because dudes in suit are seen more as walking wallets, not somebody theyd actually have a good interesting time with and have fun.

also my tshirts are 3dollars, your suit is way more expensive, meaning im saving that money + its comfortable for my huge square shaped golden balls.

>> No.11931576

>>11931564
and its extremly pleasant to order dudes in suits around, little sheeple following whatever the sheperd says.

>> No.11931603

>>11930955
Formal pants, formal shirt and a jersey.
A whiff of Dior's Cologne
Jaquar glasses with thin frame
A cup of coffee

>> No.11931622

>>11931564
>>11931576
Why do you lie on the internet? Is this all you have to fulfill yourself?

>> No.11931652

>>11931622
wheres the lie man? you think thats larp? it isnt man. people like me choose what the next trends are. And people in suits follow what people like me say in a religious manner. they are happy to throw their money at us.

as soon as i see somebody in a suit i know they dont know shit, if they did, they would not have time to waste wearing ties because ties arent comfortable to work.

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This core every day

>> No.11931765

>>11930955
why do you wagies think it's acceptable to shit up /biz/ writing about your jobs?

>> No.11931791

>>11930955
Is it just me or does he look almost exactly like a 65 year old Richard Spencer?

>>11931445
So yeah, this. Trololololol. But yes, this unironically basically.

>> No.11931806

>establish dominance
i establish dominance by being a multi-millionaire around those that are not, not by acting like an emotional woman trying to look pretty

>> No.11931970
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Casual dress pants, sneakers and a colorful hoodie and an expensive backpack

I'm a cuckbugman working in a tech startup come at me

>> No.11931981

A Richard mille

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>>11930955
CoD is way too mainstream to wear it on a t-shirt, but I would definitely not ever dress like that old cunt in your OP.

Better to NEET than be a 70-year old clown

>> No.11933137

>>11930955
AK47

>> No.11933156

>>11930955
t shirt and shorts in all weather

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>>11931016
Save me from hybrid cloud Support senpai.

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White linen

>> No.11933247

Black jeans white tshirt on my chad body and a Rolex or Ap. Thats all you show off wealth through the watch and your dominance from your big gains. Alao not acting like a woman overdressing