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>pubes are longer than my penis
>still a Virgin at 33 years old
>still haven't bought link even though I've been on this board for over a year

Please guys tell me how do I fix my life? I only have 3 btc to my name and I don't know if it's going to be enough. Please guys help me out here im fucking desperate. How much btc do I need to find a woman to love me? And how do I grow my 3 btc into a big enough amount for a woman to love me. I'm suicidal every day please help.

>> No.11930190

Post face

>> No.11930237

4.5" dicklet (with barely any girth) + manlet here, shave your fucking pubes already

>> No.11930271
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>>11930161
A virgin that hasn't bought any LINK?

wow.. you really don't want to get fucked do you?

Everyone that buys LINK gets fucked.. go ask them.. they're always getting fucked

>> No.11930274

>>11930161
geeze

>> No.11930291

>>11930161
Nic “dic” fren

>> No.11930306

>>11930161
Why don’t you trim?

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>>11930161

Link wont save your problems...3 BTC is fine if you do not day trade. what I would do if I was you would be to lose weight (intermittent fasting), trim pubes with a buzzer (Do Not Clean Shave), kegel exercises for better blood flow, lastly always drink tons of water to stay hydrated.

>> No.11930390

The old button on a fur coat

>> No.11930450

BUSINESS.
&.
FI.NAN.CE.

the fuck

>> No.11930483

>>11930161
id prob start working out, youll feel alot better after a few weeks of doing it and this will give you the drive and motivation to go into other things

>> No.11930493

>>11930358

This, plus use a bathmate daily, do hip thrusts daily, loose weight, hit the gym and be ocd with hygiene

As far as no interaction with women the biggest hurdle will be the simple stuff like kissing, how to progress the romantic situation, get an escort and just explain what you want to them, they are paid either way.

Was/am in the same boat as you but am progressing

>> No.11930509

>>11930493

If you are nervous about why you're your a kissless virigin just say you were a devote Catholic up until recently

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>>11930161
>(((American penis)))

>> No.11930577

>>11930271
He's fucking himself.

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>>11930161
shave thoses fucking pubes. problem solved