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Weekend sure goes by quickly huh wagie? Almost seemed like that extended weekend didn’t even happen?

>> No.11907498
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>>11907371
>The NEET doesnt pay income tax or have commitments, meaning he gets to keep 100% of his money!

>> No.11907561

>>11907498
Case of the Mondays huh? It’s ok only 4 more days until you can go have a cold beer drink and watch some nigger ball!

>> No.11907579

>>11907371
Seeing wageslaves in the thread in 1...2...

>> No.11907625
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>tfw when i fuck my gf in the morning, drive her for work for beeing such a good slut and return to bed and shitpost on /biz till she gets back

Feels good man

>> No.11907629

>>11907561
>n****r ball
Racism is not permitted on 4channel, my NEET friend

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>>11907625

>> No.11907878

>>11907625
>tfw fucked my gf this morning
>went to work together
>she comes home a little earlier and starts cooking
>we fuck as soon as I get home
Feels good man

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>>11907878
DELET, pls good sir.

>> No.11907925

>woke up
>company paid for a cab to the airport
>currently getting paid to get drunk on a plane
>gonna make like $3000 for the week where I hardly do anything and get to stay in a nice hotel in a cool place I've never been before
>$60/day for food, even though the hotel offers free breakfast and dinner

Idk, sometimes wagecuckery isn't that bad

>> No.11907942

>>11907371
Welcome to /biz/ - Business & Finance
This board is for the discussion of topics related to business, economics, financial markets, securities, currencies (including cryptocurrencies), commodities, etc -- as well as topics relating to starting and running a business.

>> No.11907956

>>11907878
And you also got dubdubs. Keep the good work man

>> No.11907960

>>11907629
Shut up nigger. Only porn is banned on /biz/.

>> No.11907970

what happened

>> No.11907998

>>11907371
>Own my own company
>Wake up at 9am to breakfast, coffee and blowjob from fiancee
>Browse emails and 4chan in bed for around an hour
>Fuck fiancee
>Finally get out of bed around 10:15am
>Work from home. Probably for around 2 hours
>Grab lunch
>Work another 3 - 4 hours
>Hit the gym
>Spend all evening either playing vidya or watching some kind of show with the fiancee once she's done preparing dinner.

This is my routine maybe 2 or 3 days a week unless I have meetings or conferences. Make around $200k a year. Have about $75k in crypto. 33 years old. No kids (yet). Fiancee is 27 and currently between jobs (hence her waiting on me hand and foot, kek).

>> No.11908045

>>11907371
i had to work all weekend and thanksgiving day. the only day off i had last week was friday.
fuck you neet

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>>11907371
You better hope that blanket works like camouflage NEET because if I ever see you...

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>>11907998
>own my own company making me the apex wage cuck
>0 days off as I own the business
>lie about how much money I make to impress other wagies
>have a future partner who I am going to sign over half my shit to because she says she “loves” me
Whew lad

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>>11907925

>> No.11908143

>>11908058
That coping. More like:

>Own a start up that is comfortably breaking even and will begin hiring wagies to make me fucking beyond wealthy
>0 days off but that's ok since I don't consider what I love doing as a job
>No way I can convince you otherwise I guess.
>Have a life partner who I love, and given that she's going to be having and raising my kids I'd happily sign over half my shit to her

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I was blackout drunk all weekend to cope with the fact that it was all a pipe dream.. Can't even remember anything that happened over the weekend. Just woke up to another monday.. Bluest monday since forever.

>> No.11908190

>>11908129
Currently contributing to 3 retirement savings plans, 2 of which my company matches. No matter how hard I fuck up financially I'll be able to retire at around 55-60, and that's the worst case scenario if I blow all my money and don't save anything. Unless I get fired or quit I guess.

Might be a cage but at least I'm adequately compensated, get tons of relative freedom with what I do and how I aloquate my time (except of course, having to do that in random cities all over the place) and have pretty good job security by obscurity. Feels pretty good, although I do plan to exit scam with pilferred clients from my current company and start my own company at some point

>> No.11908211

>>11907371
Feels good having the dream schedule NEET. 6am-4pm four days a week with three days off. I worked on thanksgiving and got free food, triple pay, and still made it out to enjoy the holiday with family. Feels good having disposable income, a fairly cushy job, and enough free time to pursue my hobbies. I would hate my life if I was forced to live at home like you lot, having my own townhome is so much better than living in a small bedroom in my parents house.

>> No.11908218

>>11908190
Better learn to spell then, WetBack

>> No.11908222

>>11907925
There’s a solid chance I might know who you work for, and an even better chance I’m in a department supporting you guys all day.

>> No.11908274

>>11908218
I'm phone posting, autocorrect is cancer and I don't care to proofread my shit on an anime image board.

>Wetback
??

>> No.11908280

>>11908222
Yeah there's only 4 companies in the world that send their people out for travel with a stipend.

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>>11907498
>>11907925
>>11907942
>>11907998
>>11908045
>>11908057
>>11908143
>>11908190
>>11908211
>>11908222

RAGIE WAGEY GET BACK IN YOUR CAGEY!

>> No.11908285

>>11908222
Possibly, I'm Canadian though and rarely go state side, so probably not

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>>11907629

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>>11908143
Here you’re gonna want to hold onto this image so you can come back in 5-7 years and make threads warning anons about getting married while trying to run a business so that when your wife takes half of it and the kid and you have to move to a studio apartment while her new husband moves into your old house and you pay alimony/child support.

>> No.11908444

>>11907956
I just tried a new etch to make quantum transistors on silicon.
Let's just hope I deserve my pay.

>> No.11908601 [DELETED] 

>literally bragging on a random image board

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>literally bragging on a random image board.

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actually it was snowy out so I took the day off

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>>11907371
Just reading my paystub and browsing cyber Monday deals while drinking coffee at my desk. Should I go with a 60"? 75" seems a little too big for my living room.

>> No.11909207

>>11907371
I used to be a NEET, then my shithead boomer parents threatened to throw me out on the street unless I got some shitty job. Keep living the dream, NEETs. I used to know how good it was.