/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.11903392]

ITT: We describe how we will live once we all get rich when the next bullrun comes. Describe your life and it will come true.

[Anonymous No.11903406]

pay off parents mortgage and continue studying :D

[Anonymous No.11903413]

Boats and ho’s

[Anonymous No.11903435]

i would buy something like this

[Anonymous No.11903453]

>>11903435

Very rustic. Tell me its sitting on a couple of acres.

[Anonymous No.11903522]

I just wanna get a manual BMW M5, eat takeout all day long and still make enough money to save 80% of it, is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.11903535]

>>11903522
Also buy a nice sporty car for my dad, he's been driving shitboxes all his life and deserves better.

[Anonymous No.11903603]

>buy a house close to family
>nothing fancy, a couple of spare rooms and a two car garage so half would fit a home gym
>travel, spend six months every year living somewhere new bartending part time to meet people
>never reveal wealth
>MAYBE a restored 70's muscle car for when I'm in my home country
>buy a dive bar for me and my friends
>never let anyone know I own it

[Anonymous No.11903604]

Next bool wun

[Anonymous No.11903608]

>>11903392
I'll live in some $500 a month apartment
stay on my PC 13 hours a day
2 hours of exercise
1 hour of cooking/eating/toilet/whatever
sleep 8 hours

that would be the default day. I'd also fund my parents some vacations cause they deserve them.

[Anonymous No.11903664]

I have the house already picked out it's 750k but will probably drop to 550k before they sell it to me during GBR 2019
it's 35 acres but only 1 hour from the city/airport 30 minutes from most of my family
15 minutes from the BJJ academy 20 minutes from my gym and 10 minutes from a world class discgolf course
has a 3 acre pond

going to smoke weed and drink coffee every morning then exercise until lunch
build mountain bike trails and jumps and stock the pond for fishing
invite my friends and family over everyday and have cook outs
maybe build a pool

[Anonymous No.11903667]

>>11903392

> Rent Sky Villa at the Palms
> Fly in all my favorite porn star
> Go on a cocaine-fueled fuck fest
> Probably die
> 100% worth it

[Anonymous No.11903684]

>>11903608
This is the only based non NPC plan

[Anonymous No.11903922]

Wander the world aimlessly as an apparently penniless vagabond for a while, traveling by jet and sleeping in nice hotels.

Buy a nice ketch or yawl, and wander the oceans for a while, raising a family aboard.

Buy a four-story brick building in a major city like New York; live on the top floor, open a bar on the first floor, rent the intermediate floors, keep my wealth secret.

Buy a nice piece of land somewhere out in the boondocks, build a cabin, live in solitude for a while.

....

[Anonymous No.11903960]

>>11903392
I just want like 40+ acres in like rural Alaska, or Montana. I wanna be able to walk around with a revolver on my hip, and a rifle in hand without it looking weird.

[Anonymous No.11904685]

>>11903392
House paid off. Colleges paid for the spawn. Nice stack in an ally bank account waiting out the next crash to blow over and a 40 acre insurance policy somewhere west of the Rockies (Montana, Idaho, or Alaska).

750k after taxes would make it happen.

[Anonymous No.11904712]

My biggest dream is flying Japan Airlines first class to Japan and eat Kobe beef at the best steakhouse in Japan.

[Anonymous No.11904713]

I will destroy the chainlink project and make sure you spamming faggots will be forever poor.

[Anonymous No.11904843]

Pay off student debt, buy a car, stay at some Japanese ryokan for a few days, get a new gaming laptop and upgrade my current desktop while eating takeout.

Not expecting to enough to buy a house. Prices are ridiculous here.

[Anonymous No.11904923]

150k >Train full time for boxing (going pro), Swedish massages every 2 weeks, edible marijuana on the weekends.

2M > Buy a normie tier house, build a small garden in the back and grow herbs , practice boxing, meditate, get a pet monkey.

[Anonymous No.11904965]

>>11903392

- nice convertible sports car and an SUV
- devoted wife and kids
- a business that generates passive income for me
- large holdings of dividend paying stocks
- a large house on a big plot of land as my main residence
- beachfront property as a vacation home

that's pretty much it.

[Anonymous No.11904980]

Fund a boating/plane expidition to Antarctica to find out what theyre really hiding. On some operation highjump shit.

[Anonymous No.11905003]

>>11903608
So basically what we all already do anyways

[Anonymous No.11905017]

Debt free, a double wide on a plot of my own land, an online job that i do because i want to and maybe a storefront to sell some homemade things, a few luxery goods, and a fixer uper dream car.

[Anonymous No.11905053]

Invest in a good property to stay, not worry about pleasing fucking bosses. Accumulate my legal certifications (NY,England, HK) spend a few years at a white shoe Firm. Retire with the portfolio to be passed down from parents, knowing I’ve done enough for the family name. Comfy life making some investments, study history like I always loved. Bring up my kids. Learn some dev work on the side to repay the community that helped me make it.

[Anonymous No.11905061]

>>11903392
Pay a surrogate to have my child
Use gene editing to have him be 6 ft tall with an IQ of 130+
Buy a small homestead
Raise my boy just and right with best education money can buy
push him become the next Hitler

[Anonymous No.11905070]

from reading these posts, it seems like everyone basically wants the same things.

the secret to success is just preying on that to exploit people

[Anonymous No.11905131]

Exactly the same.
But I will buy a big bag of fucks and a box of Fuck yous.
I will keep the fucks to myself and deliver Fuck yous to all the boomer npcs

[Anonymous No.11905210]

>>11903392
Buy a nice penthouse in a rich area of Medellin, Colombia (pic related is 700k usd, shoutout to the anon who said buy a penthouse in colombia). Fuck lots of qt latinas but also travel the world, staying at nice places. Then when I'm all tired out from years of degeneracy I find a nice plump 18 yr old redhead girl to marry and pump full of white babies while living in a comfy cabin with skiing nearby and out own little farm.

[Anonymous No.11905224]

>>11905210

why would you spend 700k to live in a penthouse in a third world shithole?

[Anonymous No.11905254]

>>11905224
Because I will live like a king and it's not that much of a shithole. If I really do make it though I will travel the world to see how it is to live in different cities

[Anonymous No.11905268]

>>11903392

>be me
>get rich overnite selling my bags to Pajeets
>buy a campervan
>go full stealth vandwelling
>enjoy wildlife waking up every morning to a different place
>...
>profit!

[Anonymous No.11905287]

>>11905254

Where do you live now? it's just hard for me to fathom someone spending 700k on property in S.America when it would make more sense to just rent if you plan on just staying temporarily to live like a degenerate

[Anonymous No.11905300]

Almost the same. Just better food.
I would definately try to apply for better jobs only this time I wont be a cuck in the interview and I would ask for the biggest money and be totally unashamed of it. Not because Im arrogant but Im free to do it finally since I dont have to worry about money. I'd also get a laywer and sue more people that make problems.

[Anonymous No.11905303]

>>11903392
This is how I'll live when the bull run never comes

[Anonymous No.11905485]

>>11903392
"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. Feel better, champ."

[Anonymous No.11905917]

I will stay at home and shitpost frogs all over

[Anonymous No.11905923]

>>11905917
the dream

[Anonymous No.11906382]

>>11905303
Yeah, pretty much. I was positive a few months ago but this recent price drop made me pessimistic. I'm still hopeful that in the next 5 years something good will happen though.

[Anonymous No.11906421]

>>11903392

i will rent an old wooden pirate or merchant vessel, rent a crew, anchor it somewhere nice, and just play tabletop rpg's for a month

[Anonymous No.11906464]

Buy a bunch of lottery tickets to win this house that I really need.

[Anonymous No.11906571]

>>11904980
Shhh

[Anonymous No.11906633]

>>11903392
innawoods with a good boy and some guns, just like bob lee swagger

[Anonymous No.11906666]

free

[Anonymous No.11906982]

>>11906571
Oh boy FE?

[Anonymous No.11907277]

>>11903435
that's so comfy

[Anonymous No.11907362]

>>11905061

The kid will be smarter and bigger than you. Your mongoloid sub race ass will ruin him because he won't respect you. Will end up an aimless "talented" person who rolls from one cheap thrill to the next.

Or Logan Paul.
You deserve to get lynched.
You're gonna make the next Logan Paul.

[Anonymous No.11907449]

>live on a beautiful, sunny island
>work out, surf, explore nature, study what interests me (physics & philosophy mainly), do martial arts and calisthenics
>go dancing, clubbing, chase tail when i feel like it
>date a brazilian and a colombian chick
>travel a few month per year
mfw that is unironically already my life
take it from me, lads. when all the challenges are gone others will pop up. a man that's not under pressure doesn't thrive. /makingit/ means entering a new void you didn't know existed

[Anonymous No.11907546]

>>11903608
500/month means roommates...fuck that

[Anonymous No.11907611]

>>11903392
nuff said

[Anonymous No.11907621]

>>11903435
that's depressing

[Anonymous No.11907641]

>All these coveters wanting to live in mere luxury instead of ascetically
This is why you'll never be rich.
https://youtu.be/1YMegCgHRLg

[Anonymous No.11907671]

>>11903392
Depends how much money I'd have but it'd go along these lines.
>Buy a house somewhere with warm weather (I don't need much, but I'd get a nice bath and shower set up)
>Set up solar panels
>Set up a large number of miners
>Get a decent car
>Help my sister get reasonably set up financially and help her if any shit goes down (Both my parents go on nice vacations every year and are talking about getting a second house, so they don't really need my help)
>Get a tailored wardrobe
>Figure out some low risk safe business
>Make sure that's up and running reliably
>Then work on hiring people to make a video game for me
>Not my actual main idea, test run something safer to get the jank out
>Make the actual video game I've always wanted to make
>Work on my writing

[Anonymous No.11907823]

>>11907621
>nature is depressing
you need to go spend some time innawoods and get back in touch with yourself

[Anonymous No.11907885]

>>11907449
Good point anon, though it's like taking all of these things and making them 10x better. Sure, you'll find a new void, but at least it's NEW.

[Anonymous No.11907918]

>>11905268
based

[Anonymous No.11907936]

>>11903608
Living the dream, fren.

[Anonymous No.11907939]

>get a solid property in Jersey and Malta
>live rather frugally, study until phd in econ, secondary goal: travel and study at different unis
>maltan citizenship should roll in soon enough
>once im done studying start a fund or research fintechs
>try to teach my kids love for studying
I'm really just a boomer in zoomers skin.

[Anonymous No.11907977]

>>11907546
Depends on the area. I have a 2 bed 1 bath place for $520 in a comfy small town.

[Anonymous No.11908041]

>>11904713

Based

[Anonymous No.11908210]

>>11903392
I'd go live in the countryside and just chill all day

[Anonymous No.11908850]

Create alternative to Patreon with no restrictions on content and silently fund the projects I like instead when CC processors back out

[Anonymous No.11909737]

>>11908850
>alternative to Patreon
fucking yes please, Patreon is shit. network effect is huge though so people are refusing to change.

[Anonymous No.11909791]

>>11903392
When I inherit my families drill bit empire, I will make some movies maybe and build planes. I feel like this is original and will make me a true maverick.

[Anonymous No.11910024]

>>11903392
Build a mercenary army and rebuild Rhodesia - No niggers allowed edition.

[Anonymous No.11910122]

>>11910024
Build a cheaper and bigger nigger mercenary army just to fuck your shit up in Rhodesia

[Anonymous No.11910268]

>>11903392
I'd genuinely like to start a biz crypto neet commune somewhere secluded far away from nigs and nigs, maybe in Idaho or Montana or the Dakotas. That way we can all be alone together. Maybe make some friends. Shill each other projects. Then when we start the next meme war with the Fed, we Finna all get Waco'ed or Ruby Ranch'd

[Anonymous No.11910300]

>>11910122
You are going to have to pay 60 black bois where he only has to pay for 1 white boi. Your funds are gonna run out fast and it won't even guarantee victory.

[Anonymous No.11910346]

>>11903392
>...when the next bullrun comes
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.11910374]

>>11910300
Still worth it for the laffs

[Anonymous No.11910713]

I'll buy a penthouse suite in Vegas and pretend I'm Mr. House

[Anonymous No.11910803]

Pay off Mr. Shekelstein. Buy a rental house. Spend my days hiking, fishing, travelling the country to meet up with frens. Also get some frens so I can travel the country to meet up with them

[Anonymous No.11910831]

>>11903608
I hope you make it, friend.
I'll have what this man is having

[Anonymous No.11910934]

some shallow materialistic faggots in here kek. god have mercy on your soul

[Anonymous No.11911008]

unironically would buy this website and change the url back

[Anonymous No.11911218]

>>11903667
i did something similar, but with my favorite newhalf JAV stars in tokyo. It was not that expensive. I spent under $20k for a 5 night fuckfest with different girls (male).

nothing like plowing bp with a nice view of the rainbow bridge in odaiba

[Anonymous No.11911327]

I'm going to fund an orchestra to travel the USA and europe playing the world of warcraft soundtrack.

[Anonymous No.11911553]

id lose a hundred pounds and get a gf

[Anonymous No.11911562]

>>11903667
waiting years to make it, just to throw it all away on a bunch of roasties and die... just no.

[Anonymous No.11911591]

>>11911553
You could do that now you lazy faggot

[Anonymous No.11911610]

>>11903435
Thats the fucking dream right there. Especially if it sits on a few acres.

[Anonymous No.11911621]

>Nice penthouse with all the fixings.
>Surround myself with 10/10 supermodels like Bilzerian.
>Go downtown.
>Buy drugs.
>Buy silver cock cage.
>Bribe homeless black and Somali men to follow me home.
>Get babes nice and spun until they're willing to serve homeless black cock.
>Pants off, cock cage on.
>Blast myself into a drug-like mania of cuckold sexual denial.
>Submit to anything angry black men want to do to me and my property.
>Know at least a few will use my mouth and ass to massage their big cocks until my shit is fucked.
>Die from sex induced heart attack or black hands wrapped around my throat, whatever happens first.
>Die happier than a pig in shit.

Probably a good thing people like me don't become rich. I would unironically go out in a self-destructive fit of black cock worship.

[Anonymous No.11911629]

>>11911621
Somalis have little dicks

[Anonymous No.11911634]

>>11903453
>couple of acres.
LMAO
Anything less than 500 acres is cuck tier. I don't want to hear my neighbors.

[Anonymous No.11911814]

>keep current house
>sell my motorcycles
>acquire some form of musical career representation and launch a series of concert hall tours so I can play classical and flamenco guitar professionally at the highest level of prestige
>Leisurely finish off Masters and PhD degrees in History, possibly teach at UCLA and get that jew faggot Jared Diamond kicked the fuck out of there.
>Invest in my own small scale ultra-quality classical guitar luthier shop that sells minimum $25k handmade guitars, also with an entry-and-mid-level price point product based on my designs but manufactured in Indonesia, then tie that business in with my family's existing businesses.
>Arrange for my children to be born with dual citizenship to tax haven countries like Ireland or Switzerland.

[Anonymous No.11911888]

>>11903392
Only cosmopolitan retards want homes like that.

[Anonymous No.11912350]

>>11906666
checked
but true freedom is freedom to choose the good, not freedom to do whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.11912409]

>buy decent sized house
>give my son amazing Christmases and birthdays
>turn a room into an arcade
>maybe meet a nice girl someday
That's about it really

[Anonymous No.11912465]

>>11903522
elliot?

[Anonymous No.11912567]

No job. Few possessions. And lots of backpacking.

[Anonymous No.11912613]

>>11904713
I’d like to see you try, faggot

[Anonymous No.11912646]

>>11905485
Incredibly based and also coincidentally redpilled

[Anonymous No.11912675]

Have enough money to not only spend life essentially on holiday avoiding winter by switching hemispheres, ill have a large enough investment fund to back a multitude of new companies, hospitals, and schools. Grow wealthier, set up family for generations while improving infrastructure and decunting the world as much as possible

[Anonymous No.11913219]

I would live in a cheap apartment in New York City and give my parents back all the money they paid for my college. I’d spend my days reading the great works of philosophy and literature, exercising, and being with my girl. When I get tired of that I’d start a business or write a novel.