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>Hey Anon, how was Thanksgiving?
>We took the kids to their grandparent's farm for turkey day. Some mold must be in season because Collin's asthma started acting up, good thing we brought the inhaler
>Anyway, we need to hit the ground running this week so we can finish strong and hit our November KPIs
>I want off-cycle dashboard refreshes every morning this week, we can't afford to soldier the Johnson-Merrick project
>Let me know if IT isn't pulling their weight or you run into any other pain points
>Resend me the Tech Debt Initiative analysis while you're at it, I don't want to get caught with my pants down when Finance posts the next P&L
>I just need the Executive Summary, I don't want to miss the forest for the trees

>> No.11902515

Why are you doing this...?

>> No.11902523
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11902535

>>11902483
Well meme’d. Made me anxious while trying to keep eye contact and pretend to be enthusiastic for my taskmaster

>> No.11902545

>>11902483
plz nevar stop sir even if crypto goes to zero it will probably be these specific memes i remember in a few decades.

>> No.11902546

>>11902483

lmao

>> No.11902555

>>11902483
>No "let's circle back"
>No "can I get some color on this"

0/10

>> No.11902582

>>11902483
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>> No.11903184

>>11902483
Do people honestly feel accomplished when they come home from work like this?

Is it like you spending all day to fix something major in your car like a broken water pump? Or remodeling a room in your house?

Do people honestly feel the same accomplishment working at a company like this for 55 hours a week? Fuck me.

>> No.11903275

>>11903184
I'm self employed so I'm like the king of wagecucks and I literally just move numbers around. If I didn't make a lot of $ I'd have snapped years ago.

>> No.11904000

>>11903184
>>Do people honestly feel accomplished when they come home from work like this?
Fuck no. This is like that bad version of what Marxists called "alienated labor". The end goal or end product is is completely obscured and every single day is spent being preoccupied and obsessed with some intermediate shit that will feed into something else much bigger than the little shit task you do. Your daily thinking is completely detached from the fact that you're working to eat food and keep a roof over your head.

>> No.11904259

>>11903184
People work 55 hours a week in the US? No wonder it's such a shithole.

>> No.11904289

>>11904259
>People work 55 hours a week in the US?

that's before mandatory overtime.

>> No.11904320

>>11903184
If it pays six figures who gives a shit? I'd talk to Rob from Business Analysis about KPIs all fucking day for the $20k check every month