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Crypto jokes on the reddit frontpage, how much monkey money did you lose anon?
Hahahahaha thanks for the BBQ sauce losers

>> No.11862737

>>11862701
That’s how bitcoin works. Yes.

But Ethereum doesn’t work like that. Ethereum is a world computer for applications and smart contracts. It’s going to be worth a lot more in the future.

>> No.11862738
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>>11862701
Sounds exactly like this fucking french scam coin

>> No.11862740

>>11862701
>reddit
bullish just bought 100k

>> No.11862748

>>11862701
9/10 good kek

>> No.11862764

> 6,7k npc points

whew, bear market will be over sooner than I thought. Still months away tho

>> No.11862769

>>11862701
Maybe you should go and discuss this on reddit with your online friends.

>> No.11862774

>>11862738
Yes, also thanks for the Mozzarella

>> No.11862813

>>11862701
You can make money out of monkeys though. Tokens on the other hand...

>> No.11862821

(11862701)


TAKE my upvote already!!

>> No.11862856

>>11862701
How do I buy a monkey? I've always wanted a monkey.

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>>11862769

>> No.11862869

>>11862856
$50 Bitcoin dollar please, monkey comes without cage

1NkpnVAvkRZDaq8HAhGXTfjNcCqGS5F9W8

>> No.11862893

>>11862869
Uma delicia

>> No.11862904
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I hate sneering normies. Fuck, I wish I could be rubbing it in their faces.

>> No.11862914

>>11862856
>>11862869
I’ll buy all monkeys for $100. I’ll be back later with the money see you in an hour.

>> No.11862919

I-I don't get it.

>> No.11862928

>>11862737
>most used app is cryptokitties, a ponzi gave where you trade images of cats
>clogs the whole network to the point where its unusable

THE FUTURE IS HERE
it will be an hilarious day when the delusion spell wears off

>> No.11862932
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>>11862701
Reddit are idiots. Those villagers got a ridiculously good deal on monkeys

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>>11862919
Here, first half of the joke. Long & funny

>> No.11862938

>>11862932
>they could have bought a monkey for $35 and sell it later for $6k

>> No.11862970

>>11862938
Monkeys unironically are worth about the same as 1 bitcoin

>> No.11863220

>>11862737
>Ethereum: code is law
>After losing money
>Ethereum: no it isn't

>> No.11863239

>>11863220
The code is still law, they just changed the code. It’s standard procedure in cryptocurrencies.

>> No.11863278

>>11863239
>they just changed the code.
>"JUST"
LEL

>> No.11863288

>>11863239
I guess he's referring to the bailout 2 years ago?

>> No.11863300

>>11863239
lmao

>> No.11863900

>>11862737
Yes ETH will decouple most likely from BTC by next bullrun. Rich people are already shilling it.

>> No.11864050

>>11863220

Except that was early, ie basically still in early Alpha. Did they revert when the Parity bug happened more recently? No? Looks like it really was a one-off then.

>> No.11864317

>>11862738
You have that unedited?

>> No.11864326

>>11862928
the most used app is IDEX, a decentralized exchange that has made people millions. were you dropped on your head as a child?

>> No.11864840

leave it to reddit to repost a 20 year old joke
the way they speak freaks me the fuck out
it's like they're robots for real, no bullshit, a fucking AI typed all that shit

anyway, blockchain is here to stay
people have been dreaming of the day they would toss third parties down the fucking toilet and now they're clawing at the opportunity

>> No.11865192

>>11862737
This is the correct answer. I can't wait to decouple from Bitcoin and all it's drama. Dumb fork fags and "muh currency coin". GTFO. BTC is a failure unless you live in a 3rd world shit hole. Ethereum once it scales will hit a new ATH in conjunction with LINKs ability to bring in outside data. By the EOY 2020, shit is gonna be real.