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Keep this thread open. I will make one post, and one post only. 1 hour from now.

>> No.11852404

wee woo wee woo this is the larp police, we have you surrounded, just make the post and leave sir

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>> No.11852418

For real anons... this is the one I can feel it.

>> No.11852421

Except it's literally dumping right now. Target: 3500 sats.

>> No.11852432

did sergey pm you on reddit?

>> No.11852452


Don’t fall for the spam trick of “We’re in FUD mode! Post FUD!” because it’s a delusion. This is an attempt to get linkies to literally dismiss all FUD and be a brainless loyal sheep.

This FUD isn’t fake, it’s the real deal.

This “price feed” scam unravels NOW.

LOL Chainlink is taking a play out of Vechain’s book with the endless partnership announcements, all of which are all bullshit. Such an elaborate scam to take advantage of boomers and zoomers.

It’s all made sense now. They’ve been marketing and spamming /biz/ for MONTHS now with the “1000 EOY” bullshit nonstop.

Now this project could’ve appeared as legitimate, but too many boomers have lost money with this. They know the SEC is watching them and their virtual office that’s supposedly in the Cayman Islands.

Sergey is nothing more than an old /b/ tard who knew how to make himself a meme. He would make fun of his weight and try to make it a meme. He’s possibly one of the most strategic scammers of all time, spreading low-effort FUD himself in an effort to make all people who don’t like his scam look like complete idiots.

It’s an elaborate scam and very nicely done, but are you guys realizing that we’re in the “partership era” phase of the scam?

What’s next? BMW partnerships? I don’t think Sergey would go that far, I think he’ll play it safe by keeping these paid “partnerships” between Chainlink and other shitcoin projects.

Using that ICO money for paid partnerships is exactly what Vechain has done.

Now the 2018 goal is coming to a close. Once 2018 ends, the real dump can finally begin.

If you’ve caught yourself in this ridiculous echo chamber of Chainlink spam, please think to yourself about the seriousness behind the convos on here. It’s a spammy echo chamber made to influence gullible fools LIKE YOU into believing it. Fooling gullible fools LIKE YOU into shilling it just because you saw others do it.

>> No.11852483
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My patience is getting tired. The chainlink website literally says they are partnered with swift. Still 50c. All these speculated partnerships are just that. The partnerships that have been announced are either worthless or "so important and bigger then people think" but its still 50c. The team cant even tell us whats going on even in a low key way, i guess i do know they dont need to say anything to the average joe. I want to believe everything link has to offer but when the practical side of me comes up, its all too good to be true. Im all in and will hold til zero, it just really fucking blows that my life savings are in this (a whopping 1,200 dollars) and the notion that i dont have what it takes to even get a dishwasher job, my moral is the lowest its ever been in my life. Im not even asking for $1000 eoy, i just need maybe 150 dollars a link to just move out of my parents house ive been living in for 34 years of my life, i just want to feel whats its like to go to your own house and have my own room. Im so fucking tired of being a loser.

>> No.11852511

Deliver OP

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I hope it's the video to pic posted. Fucking epic.

>> No.11852573

I saw Sergey Nazarov at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.11852586

If this is the Sergey pregnancy copypaata op dies of AIDS.

>> No.11852596


I'm OP, phone posting from the toilets (how poetic). I'm a php dev, my company is subcontractor for a project which I have just learned is ChainLink, though to keep the project secret they are subcontracting the company I work for under the name "LinkChain". We dont know real names but I saw an email chain today (boss included me by mistake) that included emails from someone called Tinman in it. The email from Tinman included a detailed breakdown of bank accounts in the Cayman Is. with "known" written next to them, and some bank accounts (not sure where, didn't recognise the codes) with "clean" written next to them.

Tin = Sn in periodic table

Tinman = Sergey Nazarov

I think they're going to exit scam. Do what you want with the information

>> No.11852603

Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to make it with LINK is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

>> No.11852615

Fuck I love this Keanu Reeves pasta

>> No.11852622

Yeah.. and he sent that email to a subcontractor company... LinkChain... kek get the fuck out of here.

>> No.11852630

It's gonna be

>> No.11852639

The reporter ended up killing himself

extremely sad.

>> No.11852661


>> No.11852713

. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>> No.11852785

Another assmunching dickweed.

>> No.11852834

>insider info

>> No.11852858

Hey guys, OP here. I hate to do this but the insider info will have to wait another hour, something huge just happened, it's out of my control and it's put things back. I'll explain more in a bit. Keep this thread open. All will be revealed in an hour.

>> No.11852866


imagine being such a faggot

>> No.11852881

Don't fall for this larp. Dude is just a wage cucking asshole who gets off on messing with people who are actively searching for a better way. Sage this shit.

>> No.11852919

At least you try to make it interesting all the other larpers abandoned their threads.
/biz/ during fear is pathetic

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OP, JUST TELL US, i have my finger on the market sell button, I think Sergey had a Heart attack!

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Okay, we will. Thanks fren

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>inb4 I’m attracted to pregnant Sergay

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don't abandon this thread